Wednesday, January 31, 2007

YOU ARE ALL FUCKING BASTARDS I want to thank everyone fucking sadistic freaks for leaving comments yesterday. I have pictures in the photo blog, or I will when the desktop realises that it really is connected to the Internet and lets me email them to the upstairs computer. I just spent forty five minutes down there telling that fucker who's da boss in this house! Yea, it's fucked up, I know.

For a girl who hates to sweat, the feeling of sweat rolling down my ass crack was not a pleasant experience. In fact the only activity where I find it permissible, even enjoyable, to be sweaty is X-Rated. I've had two showers and will behaving a HOT bath, with salts for sore muscles right as soon as I hit publish.

For those of you who still do not know what DDR is, here is a link.

I will continue the whole exercising for comments for each post untill I reach my goal. Which is a long ways away. Sigh

Speaking of comments, this..that one has been my most commented on post in all time. I don't know weather to thank you all or hunt you all down and kill you. I did the last forty minutes with JitteryJoe, because workout mode is only one player. I also shoveled the driveway. Tell me honestly. If I add this whole exercise-bullshit-sweating-boobs-thing to my daily life but don't change how I eat, will I still lose weight?


Today we welcomed our new housemate. His name is Gnomer Pile, and he loves to travel. I don't know much else about him except that he loves kids.

And that they love him back. Here they are watching Sponge Bob,

Do you think I should be worried that this bearded man, Who is practically a stranger likes to sleep with little boys? I mean, He looks awfully pleased with himself, doesn't he? I think I will interrogate him tomorrow during nap time... Is there an online registry for sex offending Gnomes?

Lots of pictures in the photo blog..did I say that already?

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I Lead A Boring Life

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

I think this whole paypal thing is a rip off. Every time I find something I really really want to order, like this, they either accept paypal but don't ship to Canada, or they don't accept paypal at all. This pisses me off to no extent. So I spent forty bux on lebrets and belly button rings and something special for my BFF Kissy. And no, I'm not telling you what it is Kiss!

Protein and carbohydrates; I have been reading up on them becuase they are supposed to be some sort of thing that converts to stored fat. I store enough things without storing fat too! I have found oodles of information about them, but what the fuck are they? What type of food? I know protein is like meat and peanuts and stuff, but the other? Im lost. If its Kraft Dinner, Don't tell me because I will be forced to jump off a bridge and kill myself immediately.


Now that my foot/toe is all better *snort*, I put DDR to its work out mode and set my goal at 150 cals to burn. It took 36 minutes and lots of sweat. But I'm happy.

I have heard a lot of people doing the running/walking on a treadmill for comments, so for each comment I get I will DDR for 3 minutes. I'm not gonna set an "up to sixty minutes" limit thingy. I might not be able to do it all in one session but I *will* do it! Plus I'm a comment whore. Make people come comment. Use a gun if needed. Or chocolate. No wait. No chocolate, they might share!

I'm obsessed with watching Deal or no Deal. It's not on tonight

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Well? Who won??

Monday, January 29, 2007

Whew, am I ever glad to have this contest done! JitteryJoe had a hard time deciding on the winners. Very hard. I suggested letting y'all vote for it, but he pushed on.

It took him almost an hour of studying the nineteen entries before he got down to the final three. Unfortunately there were only two prizes.

(scroll down to see a peek at the prizes.)

I was stupid and didn't take photos of the actual prizes, so I'm gonna ask our two winners to post pictures when they come in the mail. And don't dis the packing boxes they are in! I made them my self with my glue gun!...I'm Special.

Thanks to everyone who entered!

First Place : Lori. Jittery liked the background a LOT, and he loved the gothy-ness of this avatar. It was the attention to the little details that bumped it up to first place, so way to go Lori, I already have your address from the Christmas card exchange!

Second Place : Shelli Second Place was really close to being a tie. Jittery isn't quite sure why he liked this one so much, but in the end, he just could not cross it off his list! Great work Shelli!! I have your address too, Im.Just.That stalkerish Good.

Sans Pantaloons made this one. It was in the running right to the end becuase JitteryJoe loved the tarrot card border so much. This one was decided by a coin toss. Sorry Sans, but excellent work!!

I have a headache. I heard sex increases your pain tolerance, so I'm off to Sexperiment.

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The Prize

Were you wondering why I needed to know if y'all knew what "Canadian Beaver" was?

Quite simple.

beaver (n)
1) the female genitals
2) an american/candian term meaning a woman or women seen exclusively as sex objects

Used in pin-up magazines of the late 1960s

Only half of you got that, and thats with Jittery's vote!

For shame.

The winners have been picked and they will be posted tonight. Did I forget to mention there was a second place prize too?


Here is a sneak peek at a the prizes we will be shipping out, Your very own Candian Beavers!


Last of the Avatars

Sunday, January 28, 2007

CoffeeMom2 .................Coffee Mom 3

Here are two more avatars I just got in, you have untill I go to bed tonight to have them in. everyone was allowed to make three....

I will edit as needed if any more avatars come in tonight.

When you click your link to come here, is the URL showing up as bluepaintred or redblogblue? Im not sure if its redirecting from RBB to BPR, or what so ..yea...

and uhm.... Thats it I guess. Go Watch Sunday Six or something

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Sunday Six :Video Post

This week we are doing Sunday Six in video form. Mostly cus Stuperman is such a cutie.. Shout out to Kelly for the awesome questions each and every week!

Now, since Blue Boy copies Rainbow Man and Stuperman will copy anyone, I have three seperate videos. Here is a list of the questions I will ask them!

If you play, leave me a comment so I can check out the cuteness!!

1. What's the biggest number in the world?
2. What does it mean to add and subtract numbers?
3. What is your lucky number?
4. How do we use numbers?
5. Why are numbers important?
6. What is the number of questions that we ask each week?

Rainbow Man:

Blue Boy:


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My First Time...

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Doing a pole poll.

What is a Canadian Beaver?
A Beaver From Canada
Toilet Paper
Stupermans Nick Name
A Canadian Pussy
A Mounties' Horse
The Book I Am Reading
A Brand of Maple Syrup
A Type of Beer
A Polar Bear
A Pastry
Free polls from

Please click and make it bigger. You need to see it bigger to really appreciate it!! My dear friend Sans Pantaloons made this for Stuperman. I told Sans that Stuperman loved Sharks, SpongeBob, Superman and Pirates of the Caribbean skeletons.
Sans, Stupermans reaction to seeing this picture should show you what an amazing job you did, But let me say thank you thank you thank you!


And some more awesome entries:
Dress Up Games, Doll Makers and Cartoon Dolls @ The Doll Palace
Succulence29(2)....................Lori 1

Lori 2 .....................................Lori 3

Mr.Fab1 ..............................Mr.Fab2

Mr.Fab 3

Contest closes when I go to bed tommorrow and we got the most awesome prize EVHARRrRR


And AND AND I bought tonight cus blogger finally decided to make sweet sweet beta love to me. However, I have no idea what to do with my new name. All offers of help will be accepted and repaid in the form of head given by my cat.

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Yahoo Snipets

Friday, January 26, 2007

sponge_bobs_pants: have you ever had those days where u wanna kill your kid/s
Bluepaintred: every third minute actually.


look at me buzz you
kiss_my_glass2001: im looking lol
Bluepaintred: lmao
kiss_my_glass2001: well what room
Bluepaintred: u wanna play with me *wink*
kiss_my_glass2001: you just name the time and place lol
Bluepaintred: ohhh baby!
Bluepaintred: (logging in lol)


i miss torturing that duck
Bluepaintred: sigh good times
sponge_bobs_pants: i lost that duck
sponge_bobs_pants: i think its at your dads
*ack ack goes on for several more pages*
sponge_bobs_pants: U DONE YET
sponge_bobs_pants: lol
sponge_bobs_pants: we have a new duck that sticks to the tub its cool
Bluepaintred: we need to organize a search party
sponge_bobs_pants: i think so
Bluepaintred: we will have to get a reward money
Bluepaintred: I givve four bucks
sponge_bobs_pants: i think your dad and marnee are holding it hostage you still got pics of it we'll make a post of it...i'll put in 6 bux
Bluepaintred: omg this is horrible
sponge_bobs_pants: so thats like a 10 dollar reward


jitteryjoe1: You know that old wives tale about hairy palms and masturbating?
Bluepaintred: yahuh?
jitteryjoe1: Dontcha think a lot more girls should have hairy palms?
Bluepaintred: girly parts don't give hairy palms *smirk*
jitteryjoe1: From giving hand jobs
Bluepaintred: know I'm gonna blog this....


*I won't blame you if you don't want to add me*

Is It Summer Yet?

In three months the snow will be melting. YAfuckingHOO. I'm so very tired of winter!

I'm very determined to lose this weight. VERY. I figure that at the start of everyone's workout routine, they have some sort of set back or other. I think I had mine last night.

It is very difficult to play DDR like this but I promised myself I would do at least 30 minutes a day. I got through my thirty mins today.. Barely. I am now making sweet sweet love to an ice pack. Oh yeah baby. Freeze it more! Mmmmm, yeahhh! YES!! Oh baby likes it just like that, you nasty little ice pack you!


Check out the avatar entries we got today! Way to go people! Keep 'em rolling in. Remember that you have three entries per person and I have pushed back the end date till Sunday because of some people beg so prettily :o)

Dress Up Games, Doll Makers and Cartoon Dolls @ The Doll Palace


Dress Up Games, Doll Makers and Cartoon Dolls @ The Doll Palace

.... .Sans Pantaloons

Dress Up Games, Doll Makers and Cartoon Dolls @ The Doll Palace
Shelli 2...............................................Coffee Mom

Dress Up Games, Doll Makers and Cartoon Dolls @ The Doll Palace Dress Up Games, Doll Makers and Cartoon Dolls @ The Doll Palace
Succulence29 .................. Kim

All Done *EDIT*

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Today I am wearing a rather old pair of panties. This means two things. One, they are super comfortable and two, they are sort of see through from being washed so many times.

It's important to note I am wearing SpongeBob Pajama bottoms. I have been wearing them all day, truth be told.

It's really disconcerting when you are trying to pee and you can see glowing yellow eyeballs staring at you through your panties.

Just sayin'

I made cookies today. Last night Jitteryjoe refused to get off his ass and go buy me chips. So what if it was 10:45 at night. The store doesn't close till 11. It's not like I could have gone and gotten them, I'm intristically lazy. So now, I have cookies. I showed him!!

I decided I do not like my blog. It sucks. Don't you agree? I know you do. I have gotten like zero comments in the past week,but I don't blame you. I have gotten numerous comments from some very lovely people who are in no way chopped liver.

I blame the blog. When it gets to the point that I don't want to come to my own blog..Something HAS to change! I feel as though I havn't made a real blog post since......

It't the PPP ads. I can't stand them. I don't have enough for the camera yet but I.Don't.Care. I'm done with PPP. If they are still around in eight weeks I will post them on Paint! but no more in Bluepaintred. None.

Maybe then I will be able to write up a good post. *fingers crossed* As it is, I've taken to bribing you all with this super fun avatar contest, Shelli sent in this entrant tonight. If you look at the post below you will see Kiss_My_glass and SpongeBob's entries as well. You have till Friday night to get yours in, so get cracking!

I think I have covered everything, So I'm off for a bit more DDR!
Dress Up Games, Doll Makers and Cartoon Dolls @ The Doll Palace

The first two Submissions are in!

Finally we have the first two avatar contest submissions in. Im not sure why y'all aren't joining in the fun, but hey, shipping to either of these two will be easy as pie! No really, get on the ball and enter the contest it's already Wednesday! Entries are due by friday!

On the DDR Front, I have done a minimum of thirty minutes a day and yesterday I did sixty minutes. Can we say jelly legs? The scale hasn't moved at all, but I will give it some time, I only started Sunday!
Dress Up Games, Doll Makers and Cartoon Dolls @ The Doll Palace
Dress Up Games, Doll Makers and Cartoon Dolls @ The Doll Palace
Sponge Bobs Pants

Couch Potato

Just hand me my bonbons! I have no time to watch soaps now that the kids are bigger. Luckily for me there are sites around to keep me updated! YAY!

The Young and the Restless Has always been one of my long time watches. I can remember watching it as well as all my children on days that I stayed home sick from school. Me and my mom would snuggle up on the couch and potato the afternoon away!

The great part about is they give you the option of spoilers, if you have a soap tivo’d but want to know what happened but don’t want to know it all right then, this is the place for you. And you can zip into the forums and discuss the hotness of your favorite character or the plotline, I guess. LOL

This has been a sponsored post.

I like how "Middle of a Muddle" Sounds

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

I'm in the middle of a muddled search for my own name. Domain name that is. I'm getting some really great in formation from Nobody and Miss Anne. Conflicting information, but still. So I *may* be asking you all to change your bookmarks in the near..or far future. It really depends on..stuff LMAO.

Here is what I have learnt so far. To buy a domain name is cheap. To buy a hosting plan thingamajig is not cheap. Blogger beta offers free hosting..I think.. but Blogger still hates me and my blog and won't let me switch over, So really, If Old blogger will let me switch or will host my domain name, I will get one, if not, SIGH I will have to wait!

And here is an infomercial for the new Super Dogs. This infomercial is brought to you by Stuperman ... and yes, he is on the potty.

I went to get my camera becuase he was sitting on the potty and saying "I need to take a crap, I gotta make some noise" and then he would grunt and goran. It was way funny. Unfortunatly by the time I got my camear he was off the subject of pooping and onto puppies. Sigh.
Don't forget to enter the avatar contest by Friday!

DDR is going well

This is a filler post. Heh. I have been dong at least thirty minutes of DDR a day as well as trying to drink more water. The water drinking isn't going really well, but Im trying. The reason I have stepped up my DDR playing is some guy went and did some study that using his nintendo wii for half hour a day made him lose weight. OHMYGAWDREALLYAREYOUSERIOUS

well duh

The part that had me interested was he didn't change anything else. He ate the same and drank the same, adding thirty minutes of wii made him lose the weight. So, since i am not good at all at the whole dieting thing, Im doing the DDR thing. Plus, all the added DDR practice means that I can do a lot of the songs in light mode, which is one step up from beginner. Light mode is a harder work out too :o)

We don't have a wii. Im ok with that.

Sunday six, now in color!

Sunday, January 21, 2007

SUNDAY SIX! The theme this week - COLORS!

1. How many colors are there?

Rainbow Man: Twelve
Blue Boy: A thousand
Stuperman: *Puts sunglasses on his tummy* I am a monster! Grrr Grrrr! *I ask again* Meow *lots of jumping* Meow *Lots of meowing and jumping*

2. Can you name some colors?

Rainbow Man: Purple, green, blue, red, grey, white, brown, black, orange, indigo(I asked him what that he said I don't know but I heard its a type of color) yellow, and silver!
Blue Boy: Orange, purple, pink, yellow, red, green, pink, Did I say pink? Ok red then. I did not say red. Fine no more colors.
Stuperman: Green, Blue, Meow! Color? The snow! White!! Look mommy the snow! White!!

3. What is your favorite colors?

Rainbow Man: But I have two! Green and red!
Blue Boy: Blue
Stuperman: Uhhhh. Dinasour? That's MY bed. Meow. We are done mommy?

4. Where do we get colors?

Rainbow Man: We don't get them, we make them with wax and we melt them together. (like duh mom)
Blue Boy: From Shopping.
Stuperman: I bit your blanket mommy. *spits out fuzz from blanket* Meow!! Nake's rainbow hab colors!

5. Who made all the colors in the world?

Rainbow Man: I don't know, God maybe?
Blue Boy: Dinasours!!
Stuperman: ME!!! Me mommy! And kitty doing colors. Sunglasses want on my foot mommy! Now I am a monster foot! Monster foot! Monster foot! I do it all by my self mommy! Ohhh Help me do it!

6. Name something colorful.

Rainbow Man: A Rainbow is colorful. And a black eye is too.
Blue Boy: All different kinds!!
Stuperman: Colorpul? Callapillar colorpul! An' an' and TB colorpul. I want to watch Sponge Bob mommy!

Sleepy Me

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Busy Busy two days. BUSY. But it was a fun busy. I haven't been to nearly enough blogs in the past two days. This saddens me. But I can and will *smirk* offer up two movie recommendations.

If you like thrillers, Hitcher is the bomb. Holy crap was that a good fucking movie. Go see Hitcher. Do it.

Then this afternoon, we finally rented Snakes on a Plane. Oh my god. That was great. Loved it! I mean sure the snakes were fake-ish, behavior wise. But looks wise, they used real snakes for the most part. Rocking!

If you are not scared of snakes, watch Snakes on a Plane. Plus in almost the very last scene, something startled me so badly I spilt my coffee ALL over myself. Not nearly as funny as me going to the bathroom and forgetting to pull down my pants And panties, (the kids are still laughing about that) but still very funny.

Oh and I got my nose pierced too. No pain, a little blood, and voila, a pretty blue stone!
Night :o)

Birth Defect

Friday, January 19, 2007

Wow thats a horrible phrase to say, isn't it? Birth Defect. Broken. Not properly formed in uturo. Flawed. Congenital abnormality. Mutation. Weird, because he seemed so... perfect.

Fuck you! He's still perfect.

Stuperman had his follow up appointment with his doctor. I LOVE our doctor. He always goes above and beyond. When we fought for two years for BlueBoy to have surgery, and switched over to Doc P, he saw Blue boy once and bam! he was into see a specialist and a surgery date was given. When Rainbow Man had really painful growing pains he ordered X-rays instead of patting me on the head and telling me to give him Tylonol. (Rainbow man has huge growth plates in his knee, he is supposed to reach six and a half feet)

We wanted to see that the fluid in Stupermans ear had gone down. It has. YES!! Oh, wait, no thats bad, becuase it has gone down, as in deeper into his ear. Doc P said Stuperman should have been diagnosed years ago. Which is a long time if you take into account Stupe is only two and a half.

His eustation tube is "sucked in" and he is 100 percent deaf in that ear. He should have had so many ear infections that he would have been diagnosed at six months. For some reason I walked out of Doc P's office inordinatly proud that he got his first one at two and half. Yea! I knew covering a babies ear stopped ear infections. I knew it!

What I did not know was that these types of defects are really easy to treat in infants, not so easy to treat in toddlers and very very difficult to treat in adults. So, dammit, eh?

Stuperman is going to see a specialist now, there was talk of some sort of one of a kind machine in western Canada, and cutting edge technology. But Doc P refused to speculate on Stupermans ability to hear in the future. And dammit he better be able to hear.

All I need is some snotty teenager telling me "But mom I didn't HEAR you tell me to clean my room."

This sucks. And No I'm not talking about my attempt to draw Stupe's ear issue.


Thursday, January 18, 2007

This post is called 50-50 becaue the first half is really serious and the second half is to make you smile. You're going to need the smile factor.

Meet Rachel Emma. Isn't she beautiful? She is only twenty years old. Thats Tilly, her new puppy she is holding. I found Rachels' blog a few months ago after following a comment she left on Bluepaintred. Im very glad I did find it. I'm in total awe of her.

Her courage, her strength, her obvious love for life. Five years ago, Racheal was diagnosed with a rare form of stomach cancer. For Five Years she has been fighting this monster non-stop! Five.Years. But now she is facing one of the biggest hurtles of all. A few months ago, she got a letter from her doctor;
It said that the Doctor in London wants me to have surgery to remove the whole of my stomach in the very near future as the risk of internal bleeding is growing, which if i bled too much, could be fatal.

Now Rachel has to decide if she wants to go through with this radical surgery, or keep life as is. Whatever Her decision may be, and it's an intensly personal one, I just want her to be supported. In the event she does have the surgery she is going to need "get well" and "you can do it girl" comments. And in the event that she chooses not to, well, she will need our support then too.

I'm not trying to force you to visit her blog regularaly because I think you will visit one time and be hooked like I was. She hasn't signed her blog with any of the blogexplosion type thingys so she doesn't get enough traffic(thats my opinion). There is nothing I can do for her but send my respect and support of her through comments and this. I hope that with this post she will have just a few more loyal readers who think of her and hope for the best.

At the best of times, when my life is peachy-keen and nothing in the world can go wrong, your comments fill my day with joy, I want that for rachel. She deserves it, She is a fighter. Fight Hard, Rachel Emma, Be happy.


ahh.... the life of the popcorn - Blue Boy
blue boy is crying in front of his chalk board
whats wrong sweetie?

I drawed my doorbell perfect but it wont make noise when I push it!

*gasp* OH! I got hurt! I need a banaid! (I get one) NO a pirate a tiss! - Stuperman
I need a sammich mommy - Blue Boy

It's eight in the morning! You can't have a sandwich!

But I Neeeeeeeed one! - BB

Why do you need a sandiwch? What about waffles?

You don't need a licence to drive a sandwich! - BB

Ten Thoughts for 2007

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got
a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.

Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of

Various and Sundry

I mentioned before that I love link hopping. Today I found a doozy of a post. I haven't had time to really bite into her blog, but I plan on it LOL.

unfortunately I feel I must warn you that I am directing you to a post with a video. While watching this video I fell off a chair, spilled my coffee, hit my head on the table on the way down and peed myself just a little. You have been warned!


I have also proven many times over that I am very bad at typing and rarely think to read over what I write before hitting submit. Unfortunately the "i" and "u" are side by side and when you ask for pictures of dicks ducks .....

I'll ask all of you to go join Tug and her Merry band of DickHeads. Go laugh at me here.

And before anyone asks, no I;m not mad, on an amusement scale of one(low) to ten(high), Tug scored a twenty.


Tonight, just as my seven year old dropped off in to dream land I tiptoed into his room, picked up his guitar, put it right by his head and started strumming wildly. Please note I have never played a guitar in my life. I should have caught the ensuing hilarity on film.

When he jerked awake I started singing very loudly and badly "Go to sleep 'cus I said so, I'm the boss" Over and over getting louder and louder and singing as horribly as I could, until he threw his pillow at me and told me "You know, I have school tomorrow."



That is all.


Wait, no it isn't. go here and vote in Cindras weekly Word Game. I'm the one on the left if you want to vote for me. In the pirate costume. Yea that one. *waves* "HI!"


Class Dismissed. Have a good day.

Little Chocolate Chicken

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Ever told your kids that the Cadbury Cream Eggs will hatch a little chocolate chicken if you just leave it alone for a couple days and then burst into *tears* over the little chicken that would have been when they decide to eat it anyway?

You should, Its funny. I made my baby Cry.

Last night I had the perfect oppertunity for an awesome photo, but I decided not to take it. After Rainbow Man finished 17 of the 20 pages of homework (is that not fucking unreasonable? Hes in grade 2..TWO! That's not nice of them At.All) ( I didnt make him finish it. And I sent a note with him that if his teacher didn't like it, to damn well call me about it! He started to cry trying to get 13-6, his poor wee brain was FRIED) (Rude fuckers!!)

Anyways, last night he raced away from me when I said that he could stop working on it and all was quiet, which is very very odd. So I went searching for the family and found all four of my boys sleeping on my bed while SpongeBob played in the background. I decided to join them instead of taking the photo :0)

Also, today I found out that if my internet is shut off by some stuuupid fucker in a posh office uptown, who doesnt realize that now I cannot read my preshush blogs, the house will end up cleaned. Who woulda thunk it?

And now, I present for your general amusement; Me on DDR.

A few things first.

One : JustteryJoe is doing the same song as me but at one difficulty level higher, thus he has different (more) steps. He has, since the taping of this video last week, moved up one more level. I'm still at the same level LOL
Two : I was freezing and am wearing knee high black socks, unfortunatly you cannot see the back of them, there are wee kitties crawling up the backs :o)
Three: Laughing at me and my DDR attempt is fine, But be gentle, Im Fragile.

I Got My Reveiw!!!

Monday, January 15, 2007

YeeeeHawwwww! I got my IT2M reveiw. I sent in for a re-reveiw a while back, cus the first time thru I sent them to a 404 page with an extra dot in my URL. OOps!

I was expecting a horrid reveiw becuase of the payperposts, but I got, what I feel is an honest reveiw. She could have looked at the PPP's and clicked the wee red X! (thats what I expected to happen, BTW) Happy day for me! I got one boot (striving for five) but hey, Minx didn't give me the short bus!

Here is my reveiw for those of you too lazy to click the link!


Someone please explain something to me. Why is a blog that mentions blue and red in its title have barely any blue and no red at all in the template? I don’t understand. Is green the new blue? Is there some shift in the color wheel I’m not aware of? Don’t get me wrong, it’s sort of a pleasant, spring-like template. I just like to understand titles is all.

The posts are easy enough to read, but half the time I have no idea what she’s talking about. It’s like she’s talking to people she already knows. The other half of my time is spent scrolling through Pay Per Post entries that I don’t care to read. Bah.

(BTW this is a re-review. No idea who reviewed it the first time. Don’t care enough to look it up.)


And a Special note to Merciless minx who likes to understand titles *click*

My Fine Is : 210.60

Blogarita tagged me for this meme cus she know how I loves me a meme!

You don't have to confess your answers*, just the amount of your fine. And NO, it is not PER incident (otherwise, some of us would have totals more than the national debt!).

*I chose to confess my answers because so many people have been doing htis meme, im sure everyone is sick of reading fines, so this way you can all laugh at my transgressions. Truth be told, I think I was too sheltered as a child, I could have, should have doen so much more on this list. Le Sigh. I hear you get cable in prison and at this rate I will never find out!

Bring up that calculator, and get to work!

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20 - one halloween, toilet paper, vasaline, eggs. Sigh. It was fun! Then I grew up.
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 - Sorry dad! we changed the sheets, if that makes it better!
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 - We didn't for sure know our last babies name when he was born.
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30 - we have lots of those, I like 'em!
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 - I drank in university at a house party, three days later I still couldn;t walk, since then, the most I have is ...well in 2003..4? I had half a glass of wine at Thanksgiving!
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 - heh, on a pool table in front of about ten guys. and it wasn't a bet.
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10 - pft, who hasn't?
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5 - Yup! But I never inhaled!
Got oral -- $5 - well duh!
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25 - I lost the nicest pair of panties that day.
Stole something -- $10 I stole two packs of gum, I think I was in second grade. my mom took me back to the store to confess. It was horrible!
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15 - but it was for a class feild trip. Sigh.
Peed in the pool -- $0.50 - I don't recall doing it, but I must have as a kid, however, I do remember peeing in the lake, and I was old enough to know better!
Played spin the bottle -- $5 - at least i think I have, but maybe i am remembering wrong. However i dont remember kissing during spin the bottle hmm
Done something you regret -- $20 - but its a secret!
Had sex with your best friend -- $20 But I married him so its ok!
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5 - but I always end up confessing LOL, and it's never anything big.
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

PLEASE : feel free to check my math, I suck at math. Honest to God, S.U.C.K

Sunday Six - DIY

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Sunday Six, Bluepaintred style. Kelly has chosen this weeks questions to be about MLK and peace. The answers to the peace questions *might* have been cute, but reading "I dont know" six billion times because we don't celebrate MLK in Canada would make for a sucky sucky read. To combat that, Jitteryjoe and I have made our own Sunday Six Questions. Rainbow man(7.4), Blue Boy (4.9) and Stuperman(2.7) All played today!

1. What is a car made of?

Rainbow Man: Metal and electricity. Electricity absorbs the energy from the electricity so it starts working.
Blue Boy: Metal. wheels, roofs, doors, windows, chairs. Lots of things. Go out and look!
Stuperman: meow (shakes head) I want my popcorn mommy. I make a car with that soap.

2. How do lights turn on?

Rainbow Man: By electricity touching the lightbulb. It makes a big shine of light.
Blue Boy: with light switches.
Stuperman: lights on? You do it! I cant reach lights on!
3. How many steps are on a ladder?

Rainbow Man: thirty steps. When papa and daddy were putting that stuff up on the roof, I thought of how high that was and I think it was thirty.
Blue Boy: A thousand. to go up to where all the candy is!
Stuperman: Nope. Not steps on a ladder mommy. Step on a ddr!

4. How does a show get on TV?

Rainbow Man: electricity hits it and then it turns on teh TV and stuff like that.
Blue Boy: the button is on the TV and you push it.
Stuperman: On TV!! Squarepants!! I want to watch Sponge Bob with my shark *climbs off stool*

5. What is a bracket used for?

Rainbow Man: Making spaces when you are writing on a computer.
Blue Boy: to make a wall hold up the shelf
Stuperman: *bribing him with popcorn to come back* Uh, yea. unner a shelf!

6. Why do we shiver?

Rainbow Man: because the air runs on our skin and it makes us really cold.
Blue Boy: cus we are cold!
Stuperman: Shimber? Da shark might eben scare you. When shark come, in a trouble mommy! I shiber ina bathtub. Wif a shark.

One Of My Favorite people...

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Happy Birthday, Dickhead


And How Was Your Friday?

Friday, January 12, 2007

We bought our house October '05. By December of that year we realized that when the house got hot inside and the weather got cold out side, our skylight got all filled with condensation and would drip drip drip.

This is annoying even if you can look past the potential of thousands of dollars in damage. This summer, Jitteryjoe and his dad went up through the attic and insulated the thing. I'd like to know what the fuck the two bit builders were thinking to NOT insulate it in the first place. We figured the problem was solved.

I have been watching since September for drips and all was good. Until the weather decided to drop below -40C. The whole inside of the sky light was covered in an inch of ice. Ice that tended to drip and drip and drip.

Not sure how many hours we worked at melting the ice build up (blow dryer) and mopping up the water before it could ruin the ceiling. Yea , that sucked. Please take note of the wonderful ice, INSIDE the window.

Then there is the problem with pay per post. Well it's not really a problem. I like money, and writing those ads is a quick easy way to get money BUT I cannot stand how cluttered and messy and well.. whoreish it makes my blog look. And If I can't stand it, why am I expecting you all too? Here's the deal. I make a point only to take ads that pay 10 dollars or more, so in seventeen sixteen ads I will have enough for my camera. I need. Want. Salivate. Orgasm over this camera. When I can get two ten dollar ads a day I will post both of them, leaving you with four freaking posts to "read" Not that I expect you to read the ads, because I do NOT. If I can get two posts in a day that's only nine more days of ads. Can you all handle it? I hope I can.

In the mean time, because I really do like money I have started up a new blog. Its linked, but don't go hunting it down, In three months I will resume PPP'ing, over there. And it sort of defeats the purpose if you all head over there like everyone did to poor Mr. Fab.

Icing on todays Craptacular Cake : My 100 year old Great Grandmother who never knew me from a shoe, died this morning. Alzheimer's sucks y'all.

Cat Fight

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Your wee dainty paws
kept me up all night long. Jerk
Claws clicking on floors

Bathe me in a tub?
Soapy bubbles in my fur!!
This is my revenge

The dingle-berries
clinging tightly to your bum
said it was bath time!

I will scratch you up!
I will hiss and cry sadly!
Leave my bum alone!!

Please, just sleep at night
That's all I am asking you
Im so sleepy, cat.

My job then, is done.
I will run and play all night
'Cus I Am The Boss

z zzzzz zz zzzzzzz
zzzzzzzz zzzz zzzz zzz zzzzz
zzzz zzz zzzz zzz

This is a poem I dreamed up one night while trying to fall asleep. Unfortunatly the cat keeps finding bits of lego and peices of paper to kill. Then there are the blinds behing the bed. Why do cats hate blinds anyway? Past life crimes maybe. And she needed the bath, it wasnt just revenge!

I Always Get Good Jokes From My Aunt and Uncle

country song titles

12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.
11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day.
10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
7. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.
4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now.
3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger.

And the number 1 Country Song is:

1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few.

Snow Day

Ok people I bow down to you. The DDR video staring me, the wonderful Bluepaintred, has been shot. However, I couldn't figure out how to make the TV steps as well as the mat show up, so I did the song twice and I am going to fool around with the editor to see if I can get it to cut in and out from one video to the other.


Plus, plus! I killed the DDR matt and the second time thru, every godamn fucking time I stepped down on the right side arrow it shocked the bejesus out of my toe.

I can't feel my toe. Are you happy NOW?

As for the SnowDay title
  • Picture taken at 10 AM today. Everything for most of the Province was shut down. Schools, highways, airports... Jitteryjoe stayed home from work, RM stayed home from school.

    And, AND! I made a roast. I could not decide whos recipie to follow so I followed everyones. Made for an... interesting taste.


Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Fab did kareoke, so I told him I would tape the brats on DDR. I taped myself too, but my ass looked fat and I deleted it. Here is Blue boy. Pay attention to the arm flapping, and sorry about the crick in your neck, I didn't realise in video, the picture doesnt get auto "uprighted"...whatever that word is...

On another, more greasy note. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to clean three entire tubes of lipsel, eighty bandaids, six cups of water, and an entire full jumbo sized bottle of pump action hand soap is to clean off bathroom floors, walls, sinks, toilets (learned that one was greasy the hard way, use your imagination) doors. Oh ignore that, replace it with : every surface reachable to a four year old boy with a stool?

I do.


Monday, January 08, 2007

Im just drained right now. Utterly exhausted.

In December I asked Lynda to add my mothers' name to her blog in memory of her sister Laurianne, who died of lung cancer. Lynda then asked if I would be willing to share my story. I wrote it out tonight, and have asked it to be posted on the tenth anniversary of my mothers' death, February 13th.

One would think that ten years would have dulled the pain, turns out it doesn't, but I am very good at pushing things to the back of my heart and ignoring them. It was harder then I ever imagined to write that story out. But it was harder to live through it. I hope that you will stop by Lauriannes-Hope. Lets put an end to cancer people.

Also it's national delurker week. Not sure if they mean Just the states or all the nations out there, but leave me a comment just the same!
Just to be annoying, this graphic will be in all my "normal"posts...A gentle reminder that I will find you and cut off your balls if you don't comment..Or something like that


Im gonna need some help here. the dishes are piled up, the floors NEED washing and I am in a lazy zone. but if i dont do the dishes, i will have a stressful time making supper. why am i sitting here typing? i need to get off my butt and do some work!

Pay per post actually paid me, so if anyone was worried, it isnt a scam. (I thought it was) I cannot wait to hold and caress and kiss and I will make it clothes and take it for walks and hug him and love him and call him George my beautiful new camera!

Rainbow Man fell down the stairs yesterday holding his new DS Lite, his knee turned blue and purple immediatly. I was sitting there thinking about busted kneecaps and trips to the ER, and he is screaming.....Daddy is my gameboy OK. Daddy check my gameboy.
He is such a boy

Anyone have a recipie on how to cook a roast? I bought one, im going to take it out of the freezer today to cook tomorrow. I want a recipie where i can put the wee carrots and spuds in with it. Is it odd that I have been married for seven years, lived on my own for 9, and never cooked a roast?

Help...RoxDar, you said you have a recipie..MM, what exactly did you want me to do with the onion soup mix? Le sigh. I am hopeless.

Oh, and Fab did kareoke so I will be doing a DDR video. well two, one of me and Rainbow Man
and one of Blue Boy and Stuperman. But again, I have to get off my ass and charge the camera.

I suck. Send me recipies. I have lots of ingridiants. and the roast is red. uhm and football sized. and uhm. red.

Help Sprint Fight Aids

Do you have a cell phone? Millions of people do. You sign up, get your plan and a phone. Sprint has a new phone out, the Sprint Red RAZR.

Now, as cool as this phone looks, there is something else that is really really special about it. Sprint is now fighting aids! Sprint has teamed up with RED, an organization in Africa, and will be donating proceeds from the Red Razr to the cause.

Plus If I was getting a Phone, I'’d want a bright splashy color like red. Otherwise I would be sure to lose it… Look at how slim it is!

I don'’t own a cell phone, but if I were to get one, I would choose a Razr, not just because of its slimness, but for it'’s durability. I'’m not so good with electronics after all.

My sister in law, Jessi, Has a Razr. This phone has been Flushed down a toilet. Yes flushed, not just dropped. It has been left in a snow bank overnight. Her one year old daughter uses it as a teething toy. The key pad has been taped back onto the phone and it still works! In fact, I was on the phone with her this morning when I took this Sponsored opertunity.

I cannot imagine any other phone going through that much abuse and still working. This might be because the red Razr is made from aircraft grade Aluminum. Now if only it was powered by jet engines too…

The Red Razr has all the old capabilities of the Razr phone, plus Bluetooth capabilities, Sprint TV and Music Store capability. The download is broadband and it takes pictures and video!

This post has been sponsored by Wirefly and PPP. If you are in need of a new phone, check this one out, cute, stylish and you will be helping a great cause!

5 R, Best.Answer.Ever.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Kelly who has guests over, picked "Guests" as this weeks Sunday Six topic.
Rainbow Man (7.4)
Blue Boy (4.10)
and Stuperman (2.8)
All Played this week...Enjoy!

1. What is a Guest?
Rainbow man: Someone who goes to your house or you go to there house and then you will be their guest.
Blue Boy: when we turn into a dinasaur.
Stuperman: Get. Get leabe.

2. Where does a Guest sleep?
Rainbow Man: they sleep on the floor
Blue Boy : On the roof
Stuperman: On a cat

3. Have you had a Guest at your home recently? If so, who?
Rainbow Man: yes we have. Aunty jessi and Uncle Daniel
Blue Boy : no
Stuperman: No! Get leabe.

4. Have you ever been a Guest at some one's home? If so, where?
Rainbow Man: Yes. At Tubby's birthday
Blue Boy: Yes. (points to me) yours
Stuperman: No.Noooooo. I ama Pirate! I ama yarrrr matey!

5. How long do you keep a Guest?
Rainbow Man: for about five minutes or six.
Blue Boy: Forever
Stuperman: I am! It's HOT! It's hot!! Oh!! It's Hot! Fire!! Uh ohhhhhhhh! (playing with a lego "fire")

6. What things can you do with your Guest when they visit?
Rainbow Man: We can play with them, talk. Drink coffee.
Blue Boy: nothing
Stuperman: Green Stuperman. Fire. Ooooh ahahahah HAHAHA I am not get! I ama Pirate!

*Don't forget to read yesterdays post, cus I posted Sunday Six Early..for me at least*

Do Other People ...

Pre-write their posts? I fly by the seat of my pants. So most nights I sit here and wonder what to type and end up with super long posts that no one actually reads all the way through. , Sunday Six is the only post I pre-write, and that is only because I tend to blog after the kids go to sleep. Admit it, even as cute as the kids are , "zzzzz" to every question wouldn't be so entertaining.

I have Rainbow Man and Blue Boys' Answers ready to print, but Stuperman answered "I am watching a Mario, Mommy" to the first question and "no" to all the rest. I decided to wait and ask him tomorrow when he isn't helping Daddy with Nintendo DS.

JitteryJoe went out, second night in a row, to try and rent me Snakes On A Motherfucking Plane. No luck. One would think that with so fucking many religious freaks in this town, that is a movie that would stay on the shelves.

By religious freaks I am not damning all the normal catholic or whatever people who are all about praying to God and having Faith in Him and want to go to heaven and therefore shun the extra fun premarital sex aspect of Highschool, although, seeing as I did not lose my virginity in high school, the extra fun aspect of it may be a myth. Run on sentences are now on for half price!

I mean the ones who say OMG you don't go to my church I can't talk to you. (I'm serious, even if its a family member, they don't go to the same church they don't talk to them ever) Sounds more like a cult then a church, if you ask me. That's ok, to offer me Kool-aid, they would have to talk to me, so I am safe.

According to recent surveys, you people only read this blog to hear about the kids. But its all about me! What about me! I need love too I understood that if I only talk about poop (Stuperman woke up in the night and all on his own went potty, wiped his butt with a teddy bear, put his gitch on backwards and fell asleep on the living room floor - he had a lego imprint on his face half the day) and puke (no puke here!) I am a mommyblogger. I don't wanna be a mommy blogger (cries pitifully) (snot) (big blow sweetie! Gooood Girl)

But it just so happens, I am a big believer in giving the people what they want. Top two things seem to be Stuperman and kid dialogues. So for your amusement, here are two things Stuperman has said.

While waiting to see the Doctor, Stuperman is playing with a toy shark he brought from home. He is making it rip huge chunks of flesh from my face. It drops between the chair and a side table to land on the floor:

Me: Oh no! What are we going to do??

Stuperman: We will surly die, that is what we will do! (it's from the "do you drink coffee link" from yesterdays post. Lori sent it to me. We play with it a lot!!)

The waiting room has a TV. It is turned on to Oprah, whom I hate. A commercial comes on, advertising the channel. It happens to be the same channel I watch every night at 5 pm.

Stuperman: (jumping, very excited, very loudly) Look!! Whee of Fotoon is awwn!

Me: No honey, its not on yet.

Stuperman: You Ass! I said Teee (this was also said very loudly)

And now I take pity on all of you and end this long long post. Im sorry!

Was It Good For You Too?

Friday, January 05, 2007

Just a quickie tonight!

Shelli, I switched my blogs front page to show. uhm ten posts? 14? To make it easier to catch up what y ou miss at work, cus Im just that addicting. You all left some amazing comments, Ole Blue, you cracked me the fuck up, Fab, when can I expect you?

Stupermas ear is filled with a lot of fluid. We have to go back in 2 - 3 weeks, or sooner if he gets worse. He may need tubes put in.

Have you ever drank coffee? Click this link!

I leave you know with pictures of my two favorite things, please remember to caress the screen lovingly!

FOAD Thursday

Thursday, January 04, 2007

I'm very amused that the PPP post I picked for today coincides with FOAD Thursday! It took me quite a while to pick one, but I wanted one that I could be mad in. LOL. I'm still a sellout, but I'm one who is this much closer to my wood giving camera!

To those of you who think I am a good and perfect mommy and wife, please stop reading now and go comment about how well adjusted and incontrol I am , Kthnx!

I have ... Issues*.. And I'm gonna toss them out for all of you to laugh and point fingers in my general direction.

I think I am going insane. Here are a few quick examples:

  • "Mommy can I have a drink?" GO PLAY WITH YOUR BROTHER! LEAVE ME ALONE. Slam doors, stomp around act like I have been mortally insulted.
  • "Hi hon, how was your day"*forehead kiss* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. GOD, YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE. More doors slam, dishes die a premature death.

See what I am getting at? I have NO self control. I'm not losing my temper over stupid things, I am losing it over NOTHING.

In my head while I am screaming and swearing and acting like a psycho bitch I can hear my brain saying "whoa, wait, why are you yelling, shut your mouth right now. STOP IT!" But I never shut up! I keep going and I don't know why! My brain knows I am irrational during these "outbursts" but I still cannot stop.

I am so losing my mind. The kids are afraid to come and hug me for fear I will yell. Its horrible.

And even knowing what an emotional wreck I am, I.Still.Can't.Stop.

Does it have anything to do with my blood test taunting "Hahaha pre-menopause bitch!! That will teach you to giggle at the blue haired women at the mall."? Am I going thru some sort of weird depression thing? Or am I really going insane?

Where will I be this time next year, home and happy? Drugged to my eyeballs in a mental institution? Still swearing and screeching like a banshee? I have no idea, but I do know that my behavior is seriously in the wrong, and as such, I dedicate this FOAD post to me.

*Before you say anything, I will be talking with my doctor tomorrow when I take in Stuperman.