Too Hard?

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Today my six year old son, Parker and his friend from accross the street, B, decided it would be a good idea to take the neighbours sprinkler - on - and set it inside her garage. Her drywall covered garage, her UNFINISHED drywall covered garage. B was the one who physically put it in the garage, But parker, IMHO is just as much at fault for not stopping B (4) not telling the woman what had happened, and not pulling the sprinkler out.

They just put it in, and left to play.

Did I mention the homeowner is a cop? She was so nice about it. Even laughed about how her truck got a washing. But still, if the drywall is ruined, thats a lot of money to replace it. Money WE would have to pay out. Money we simply do not have.

Parkers punishment included a severe talking too (this may have been the worst part, I told him that it is within her rights as a homeowner to call the cops if we don;t pay for damages, and that we can get arrested for what he did.) He was put to bed immediatly afterwards, only 30 minutes early but at that point I was so mad that I was afraid to keep talking to him,I have a bad temper, he is only six and they can only take so much berating.He has been grounded to the yard. Should he step one foot out of the yard, he will be grounded indoors. This punishment will last until Thursday when we leave for camping. He will also not ba able to play with B. He was not spanked, I was too mad to chance touching him.

Thank God she caught it in time. Hubster just got back with whats what. They saw it in time and turned it off, put up a bunch of fans to dry it out. We wont have to pay to replace it. But the punishment stands.

My mother inlaw believes we should "give him a six minute time out and forget about it" NO FREAKING WAY. If we let this go, next week he will be breaking windows and stealing cars! My inlaws believe I am being way to harsh on Parker. Saying I am being "borderline abusive", My father said we are being too light on him, saying we should have "beaten him to a pulp" (no he did not mean it the way it sounds, he means it in a way that we should ahve given him a spanking that made sitting hard for a day) I'm not sure if I am being too hard or too light on him, all I know is He knows better. I have told him about water in our garage ~ repeatedly. I have shown him with chalk and paper what happens when drywall gets wet. He KNEW that what he was doing was wrong.

help me out people .. Is this enough? Not enough? Just right??

Go Momma, Go Momma, Go. Go. Go. Momma

Anyone remember this post from One Tall Momma, made, oh, about THREE WEEKS AGO?

Since 7am this morning I have been studying for my exam. What exam, you ask? Why, THE EXAM. The big one. The IBCLC or International Board Certification Lactation Consultant Exam. My boards. That are only offered once a year and that cost a shit load of money to take and if you flunk you don't get your money back. That exam. Exam date: July, right around the corner, 31st..three weeks from now.
Yea, thats right. Its Time. Monday at 8am. 3 hours in the morning, 3 in the afternoon.

Momma has been studying . Hard. to the point of missing out on precious blogging time! But, if by some cosmic mistake I get pregnant and have badly deseased lactating boobs, She is the one I will call. Of course if by some cosmic mix up I Do get pregnant, Im not saying I'll run for the nearest bridge and jump off it. Cus I hate exercise, So I will call a taxi.

But still, if YOU had badly diseased lactating boobies, I'd give you her number. Cus now that she studied and looked at boob pictures for hours and hours at a time, she can help, She is a leaky boob expert. Well, maybe not over the phone.. but if you e-mailed some detailed photos?

Thats not the point. The point is we are gathered here today to join this woman and her love of healthy lactating boobs and women with lactation issues together, hand and boob. And to ensure this happens, we have to give Momma allll our support.

Momma. I won't say Good Luck. I refuse to. You don;t need luck because I know you can do this! Now, go over the notes one more time, get some sleep and rock that test girl!

Two Weeks.

Friday, July 28, 2006

14 Days, 336 hours, 20160 minutes and 1209600 seconds. Thats how long Hubster gets to stay home, PAID, with us! All. Day. Long! I love summer shut down.

Hubs company pays its employees to stay at home and sit on their ass and play DDR with their wife, and watch movies with the kids. And go to the spray park, eat ice cream cones, catch frogs, and explain why the frogs are dead ( HINT: frogs don't have thick skulls , do not repeatedly drop them!)
R.I.P. Little Jumpy. You will be missed.

Oh, and go CAMPING

Yea baby! We are taking the two oldest boys* on a three to five hour road trip to find the perfect campsite, where we will set up our tents and break out the marshmallows. We have a book, pre-picked by Parker, gaurenteed to contain the "scary-est Stories Ever!" to read by campfire light... We have four matching water guns. We have a telescope given to the boys by their Aunty Sheri. We are hoping for at least one night of clear skys! We have Glow sticks, and a kids campset thingy.. plastic peice of crap, but the boys will love it! We have compressed fuel sources to throw on the fire, you know, in case they ever call off the current fire ban.

Its gonna be a blast. And now, I will go up and join my husband, after all, it's vacation time, and neither of us have to be up in the morning *wink*

*Two year old Logan is undergoing extensive training at Potty Boot Camp while we are gone. There, they will strip him of his diaper, gerd his loins in Spiderman, Curious George and Spongebob, and force him to sit on a potty chair with the sweet sweet promis of candy to come. They will take away his sippy cup and replace it with the much messier version. The cup. They will make him walk to the park and play on the swings. They will take him to McDonalds playland for enforced socialization training. They will hug him and kiss him each night and tell him mommy and daddy love him.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

OK, In my defense, I really ment to clean the house for these photos. And hang some pictures. And Do the dishes, But I had to sit outside and make sure the babies didn't run into the street. And I was forced to repeatedly soak the kids with icy cold water, cus, uh, its hot and stuff. Oh and popsicles, I had to eat them, and you can't eat them inside cus "Mommy gets mad at drips" And my toes needed a fresh coat of paint... You know, Important stuff. Really I was quite busy today, In fact I even took off my pink elephant jammies before noon today! So there!
And If the counters look cluttered and the floors dusty, at least you know my kids have been fed and watered today!....

* photo deleted cus some whack job is giving out my address*

Ok so this is the front door to our house. I'm totally lying to all you people. I betcha in the ten months we have lived here we have gone through that door 50 times. We use the garage door.

And the kitchen. Please take careful note of the jar on the counter. It has a big fuzzy two inch long caterpillar we are hoping to turn into a butterfly. He is very cute, We have named him FurBall, and we are really hoping the cats don't eat him! If he turns into the cocoon thingy and a butterfly I will post pictures. I will not post any photos of my cats puking him(her?) up all over the living room floor!

Ahhh, this is where I blog. Since I blog at all times of the day, and I have rug rats (I love the term Crotch Fruit, but Hubster doesnt think I should call the kids that ... ) I blog in the middle of the downstairs "famly room" to keep an eye on them.

*UPDATE* Please click on this photo, and then click again. Then look to the left of the photo to see some freaky cat glaring at me.....
This is the part of the family room Hubs and I occupy. Please Ignore the DDR mats I havent put away. Behind the blue couch ~ yes thats the one I stapled my finger, through the bone too, is a "toy room" and Its a disaster....See

These last two photos are beacsue we got to pick our favorite parts of the house. This is my coffee pot. It has a timer, I set it for 630 every morning and it doesn't get turned off till midnight. I love coffee. No it isn't Decaf, and Yes I sleep very well at night!

This is where I spend a good part of my day. With the door open, of course. I sit in my green chair, or the pool or on the driveway or chase the kids till they are screaming.

All of these photos were taken at night, so sorry for the darkness. I hope you enjoyed my " tour of homes" post. I enjoyed showing you.


Wednesday, July 26, 2006

I freaking learned the coolest damn thing EVER. I mean it. Its waaaaaaaaaay cool, cooler then the fact my cousin interveiwed Channing Tatum, and If you laugh at me because you all learned this in grade school then you aren't my Freind Anymore! PFFFFFFT

So really. I don't know if this works on EVERY browser or on EVERY site. I checked my blog, and three others. I have yet to check my homepage, or anything else. Hold Down CTRL and +. The freaking font gets BIGGER.
Hold down CTRL and - and it gets SMALLER.

Like oh my freaking word! Thats cool. Im heading to my email to see if it works there. If it does I will know I am a computer retard and that all you supposed blogger freinds are laughing and pointing fingers at me. WHY didn'y you tell me this????? You didn't think it was relevent?

Damn you. Damn you all to hell! ~ of course I will veto the damning to hell part if

1) You thought everyoen knew this as it is common knowledge
2) you did not know about it.

those of you who sat their hording this secret... Danm you to hell - here have an iced tea for the trip!

Something Horrible has Happened

Please , everyone, head over to Mr.Fab's and give him some love. He has just been fired. Becasue of his BLOG! This totally sucks.
lets let him know that we are still here, when he feels up to facing the blogging world again. Show him some blogging support!

Ahhh, Good Times

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

In an effort to help the kids cool off before bedtime tonight, Hubster and I packed them off to the spray park. Here was our evening.( Last Night)

Thats a pretty big slide for such a small boy!

A Sandy Snack, Heavy on the sand, light on the snack.. Oh all right he just ate handfulls of sand. Sandblasted intestines are all the rage amund the toddler set don't ya know!

Parker, Just hanging around

With Daddy

Blake! Don't Drink That!

Danger Will Robinson, Danger!

Parker's Got the power!

This is the only age its OK to wear a Speedo!

Time to go Mr. Frog, Superman & Mr.Whale

Dude Looked At My Lady!!

So I went to my plastic Surgeon today. She took out as much of the stitch as she could LOL. The disolving stitch makes my flesh rot, the "take out after 10 days" suture makes my flesh heal ~ quickly. In this case a bit too quickly. LOL she said that if I see bits of blue poking up in the future to go ahead and yank them out...ewwwww. As for how it felt having them taken out? Unless you are into S&M I do not advise this as a favorite pastime. Oh well its done, and I am happy with it. Logan and BFF Kiss came with me to the docs, Kiss to drive us and Logan to see a doc for his arms. In the waiting room of the PS they had a fish tank. That was funny. Logan tried to carry out the tank when it was time to go , its twice his size, fourtimes? anyway its bigger then him by a lot. then he asked if he could " Jus hode one mommy, Jus hode!" he screamed till we distracted him with an elevator button.

After a quick stop at 7-11 to grab some AJ for Logan we headed to his appointment. Our regular doc, Dr.P is on vacation, So we saw Dr.C. We waited an eternity in the waiting room, and then anohter eternity in the exam room. Finally this dude showes up. Now Im wearing a pretty low cut shirt, and a short skirt, maybe six inches above my knees. BUt Its still long nuff that I can bend over to get stuff off teh floor without flashing my porno butt* at the world. I also have on my super cool neon blue and neon yellow shoes. So there I am sitting on the examination table with logan because he has a bit of a shyness issue (READ: get the hell away from me you weird strange person or I will scream this room down. I mean it) with strangers.

Doc walks in, looks at my super cool shoes, grabs my freaking foot and proceedes to exclaim very joyfully and at length about how wonderful my shoes are. That was weird. It wasnt freaky till I noticed where his eyes were looking. Up my freaking skirt. (And me sitting there with my see thru panties!) Seriously thats bad, He is a doctor! His office offers Paps for crying out loud! I feel so bad for the nameless ladies who come in to have their va-gi-na papped by this letch! To make matters worse, if he wasnt looking UP my skirt he was trying to look DOWN my shirt. Hello! I brought my baby in. He is Sick, Deal with him, NOT my boobs (cute and perky as they may be)
Oh and BFF kiss... She is one year older then me, her skin is flawless, not a wrinkle, not even a hint of one. She has beautiful shiny hair, with NO gray (she dyes it but still) and Dr.C was all oh are you grandma... Hello Freak She is 28 if she is this kids gramma she had me when she was one freaking year old! Shouldn't a doc beable to tell ages? A rough estimate? I will never go back to this doc again! OMG if my kids get sick before Dr. P gets back, they can suffer! They have white blood cells for a reason!

*Porno Butt refers to the way my ass looked in the panties I was wearing today... in a word: Sweet...TMI?

I forgot about this one. While waiting to see the doctor, we occupiued Logan with the age old method of GivEmCandy . Every time we gve him a peice he said Tunk oooh. Its too cute. I often give him things and do things for him yout to hear him say Tunk ooooh. Cus its cute. Damn cute. This time I gave him the candy, he took it and walked away. I said " Logan, what do you say?" Logan said, with a full mouth "I got candy" Like duh mom!

Just a Few BlogHer Thoughts

Monday, July 24, 2006

So I have been reading a lot about BlogHer. where apperently a bunch of female bloggers go to California(?) to meet and drink and learn how to blog.

Now first off, what about men? Ive read quite a few male blogs , funny ones and ones about their kids, and I admit its quite fascinating to read "kid raising" from a mans perspective!

Why do they need to drink so much? I am NOT against drinking, I personally don;t do it, but not because I am against alchohol. But why travle so far to meet so many new people and most of the Blogher plans you have made invole drinking???

Why go to "learn" how to blog at seminars when you are already blogging? I think blogging should not be about grammer and sentance structure and how to get the most hits, but should be about whatever the hell you like, even if it is lemurs weird!

Now Im not poor, I don't go without, I own my own home, I have cable , internet, I smoke, I go for coffee and out to dinners and movies , but I for sure don't have the dough to fly to California! Im guessing htat the "upper class" bloggers will be the only ones going to BlogHer! I can just imagine Hubster's face If I said " hey dear I need 4000 bux to fly down to California to meet some internet people" He has never even read a blog, and yes, that includes mine

Have y'all heard of Blogher? Whats you're opinion? Are you going?


I get my stitches out tommorrow, YAY !!!!!!! It's DDR time! I miss it, I really do, at times I hear a fast beat and I find my feet moving towards up/down left/right arrows, and tommorrow I can play :o)... course I won;t be doing it if my throat still feels this way :o( but Im gonna do my level best to OD on vitamin C tonight and see if that helps!

I also want to point out that if you are one of those lucky people who get lots of Funny joke emails , FORWARD them to me, I love email and I love jokes. dont worry if they are *risky* or tame, I like them all!


It Sucks to be A Grown Up

Hubs and I are going camping. We are taking the two oldest boys with us, but not the baby. Logan is off to Potty School AKA nana's House, while we relax around a camp fire. Provided the fire ban is called off that is. Both Hubs and I are set on NOT going if there isa fire ban. Whats the point in camping without a camp fire?

The there is the problem with reservations. Apperently May till September you need to reserve your site. BFF Kiss_my_glass told me that its only a certain percentage of campsites that are reserved the rest are for drop ins like hubs and I. So yesterday I fired off an email to the park asking what is up. If there is only reserve sites, we are pretty screwed.

Seven years ago, I got a VISA card " for emergencies". Well those emergencies turned out to be packs of smokes, a kitten, an d cupps of coffee. Needless to say it took hubs and I a while to pay off the card, adn when we did, we shredded that card to hell and back. Now Both Hubs and I are adamantly against owning a credit card, so If the sites are only for reserving, and you have to reserve them with a credit card, we are SOL.

If the park doesn't email me today I will be phoning them tommorrow. Fingers crossed people.

I woke up this morning with a "sore throat" . Its acctually a re-occuring case of tonsilitis. But where I live I must have 12 bouts of it in 12 months to get my tonsils removed. What a hassle! I would very easily be able to record 12 bouts, but come on, who wants to take two 2 year olds and a 4 and 6 year old to the doctor every three weeks? I've had four attacks in the last 8 weeks. YAY. Also I have an aunt who had her tonsils removed and it was very tricky. Is it true that the older you are the more risky the operation is? As of right now im in the mind frame to wait, I mean each bout lasts arounf four days, and I drink plenty of hot fluids which really helps the OMG my throats on fire part of it, so why not?

Familiy pictures are due back on the 26th, after fittering around with apature settings and filters I think I have figured out how to take a picture of the pictures so you can see them. LOL, wouldnt life be easier with a scanner? I'd be able to scar you all with photos of my brother in a wig, and me with my hair chopped off on santas lap , thanks to the "Big Sister Barber". Wouldn;t that be plesent? Acctually I don';t have a clue what scanners cost, the times I want one are few and far between, so if the picture of the picture sucks, Deal with it, mmmmk?
I need some coffee now, and so I leave you with this :

oooooowwwww My Aching Feet

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Number one: I need remidies for blisters, I have too many to count, they cover most of my feet, including between my toes. THEY HURT and I need a cure... do I peel the skin ( many are open and flapping!...TMI?) Do I leave it alone? Soak them in salt water? what do I do???

Number two : I just got back from the best wedding party EVER . Hola crap who does this shit? EVERYONE danced, young , old , really old, and I don't mean polka and shitbut fast , fun and Sexy songs.

Number three: My boys made me the proudest mamma ever at this wedding, I made them stay up til ONE AM. Their normal bedtime is 8. They were awesome.. Logan cried when Grandpa stepped on his finger, Blake and Parker cried when I wouldn't let them come to help set up night lunch ( I ended up letting them and they were actually a big help) But uh.. dude it was almost midnight and they were dead on their feet so they cried from being over tired, a little food and they were back on the dance floor!! They helped hold doors for people, Parker told the bride and goom congrats and also told several women that their dresses were pretty. The only prompting he had to say this stuff was to the groom, I asked him to say it, he rest was pure Parker goodness! They did not run screaming and underfoot, they did not fight. They were just a pleasre to have. And might I add, they looked DAMN fine in their matching cowboy hats and big belt buckles...

Number four: Blake told me ( and this is damn cute) "It was way better then the dollah store" and he LOVES the dollar store, He lives to go! He collects freaking pennies to get the magic one hundred and fourteen cents required to go. (we have 14% sales tax, which changed to 13% recently, but the kids don't understand sales tax...hell.. I dont understand it!) So this was the biggest complement anything can ever receive!

We cut a rug tonight, Im tired Im sore, and I don't know when I have had more fun.

Congratulations to my step brother Richard and my brand new sister Maritza, may your years all be as fun as tonight was!

I've Been Tagged ... And It's Contagious

Friday, July 21, 2006

I wrote a very eloquent post about babysitters who don't sit. Sweet title hmmm? It was Snarky and witty and ended with a great Stupid Sign. My netscape crashed ( I tried modzilla, I can''t see any difference with web pages, sry) So , being as I lost my post, and it was a damn GOOD one too, I will just do my " tagged" meme. But first, to sum up my forever lost post: When you decide to becoem a paid babysitter, you have to change the baby, you have to FEED the baby and you may NOT call the babies momma up while she is at WORK and say you are dropping the baby off at home ALONE cus you decided you "can't take it." Period. End of story. ( oh and please return the babys belongings, possession is NOT 9/10th of the law bitch)

and now the Meme ( and if someone does not explain WHY its called "meme" or at least tell me they don;t know either, I will cry)

In the spirit of the old chain letter traditions, follow these instructions:

INSTRUCTIONS: Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot, like so.

1) Micerridwen
2) In Our House
3) Rose DesRochers
4) So a Blonde Walks Into a Blog
5) Bluepaintred

Next select five people to tag: (I tagged you guys but don't feel FORCED to play along, not everyone gets as excited as I do about meme's. If you do play drop me a line so I can come see!!)
1) SpongeBob's Pants
2) Lori In Florida
3) Penny for your thoughts
4) One Tall Momma
5) Wasting Away In Blogaritaville

What were you doing 10 years ago? lets see, ten years ago I was seven teen, it is two months before my mom is diagnosed with Lung Cancer and 8 month before her death.

What were you doing 1 year ago? one year ago I was looking online at houses, enjoying my new baby and eating lots of chocolate

Five snacks you enjoy: (not in any particular order)

1) chocolate
2)BBQ Spitz
3)Green peppers
4)Muffins ( chocolate chip)
5) A cuppa coffee with pretzles/oreo cookies to dip in

Five songs to which you know all the lyrics: (not in any particular order)

1)Janeys got a gun - Areosmith
2)Point of Light - Randy Travis
3)St. Anger - Metallica
4)Somebody Save Me (The Smallville Theme song) - Remi Zero
5) Scotty Doesnt Know - Luster

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire: (not in any particular order)

1) Pay off My mortgage
2) Buy my dad and his wife matching top end harleys - their choice
3) Buy my Inlaws a top end Moterhome
4) Buy myself a PT Cruiser
5) Go on a disney cruise with the hubster and kids

Five bad habits: (not in any particular order)

1) Biting my nails
2) not house cleaning
3) Smoking
4) Yelling at the computer
5) Compulsive nail polish / sock buyer

Five things you like doing: (not in any particular order)

1) Reading
2) Blogging
3) Crosstitching
4) Playing with the boys
5) Sex

Five things you would never wear again: (not in any particular order)

1) Size DDD Bra
2) Corset
3) Maternity Wear
4) Long Dangly earings
5) A wedding Dress

Five favorite toys:

1) Computer
2) Pencil and paper
3) Hubster
4) Knives and wood
5) the kids

Im Busy. Who Wants a Meme?

Thursday, July 20, 2006

I have a post about baby sitters but Im watching a movie with some half nekked dude, so all Im posting is this previously prepared meme... Want to know where I got it? Here.


What is your salad dressing of choice?
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? McDonalds
What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
umm Again, McDonalds, we eat in
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?sorry to disapoint people i almost never ever leave a tip.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?Baloney Sandwitch. I have eaten one a day for umm since fourthgrade or so,,, how long is that?

Name three foods you detest above all others. Fish type things, meat, and fish type things

What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Chicken ball thingys withteh red sauce and fried rice and veggies
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Bacon and cheese. i dont think I ve ever had a different flavor

What do you like to put on your toast? Sume mornings just butter, others i like white sugar and cinnamon, still others i like half honey half peanut butter. still otehrs I like jam

What is your favorite type of gum? Dentyne Fire

Number of contacts in your cell phone?
I don't have a cell phone

Number of contacts in your email address book? 34 but if you like jokes, send me your email

What is your wallpaper on your computer? some beach scene, its pretty but i dont care

What is your screensaver on your computer? slide show of the kids pics

Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? yuppers , and most of them are of me *wink*

How many land line phones do you have in your house? 3

How many televisions are in your house? 2 but I want one for my room... someday ...

What kitchen appliance do you use the least? My Oven... how sad is that LOL

What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? Country

How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? 3, but lots of others that dont LOL

What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?
uhmmm I dont beleive I have one.. maybe my metatarsal

Are you right handed or left handed? Right handed.

Do you like your smile? Nope.. but talk to me after I get dentures!

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? wisdom teeth, upholstery staples, and 8 lbs of boob

Would you like to? YES , i'd like to get all of my natural teeth pulled as well as about twenty lbs of my stomach hips LMAO
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? I read when i potty all teh time, even if its just the shampoo bottle

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? ummm I can totally sense when the boys are getting up to no good.. does that count?

When was the last time you had a cavity? gees when was the last time I didnt?

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? my coffee cup

Have you ever been knocked unconscious? um i fell down some stairs and was knocked out, adn I have been out for operations n shit

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
um not, but if by chance I did, id get cards reasdy for all my sons birthdays and wedding and important dates and shit and have them so that when they get married and even if i cant be there I can tell them I love them!

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Oh Great One

How do you express your artistic side? before I had kids i got shit published, no I wont tell you what name I used.. I said NO,,, HINT it wasnt the kinda books youd want your parents to read! now I blog, but I want to get back to story time

What color do you think you look best in? dood, im all for blue
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? how long do ya suppose it takes to get from the front gate to my room? Cus I wouldnt make it that far

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? yea but thats between me and my bum

If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? umm yes but we arent realated by blood and Id have to be unmarried and shit too

How often do you go to church? I dont beleive in church

Have you ever saved someone’s life? yes. my sons. mouth to mouth comes in handy

Has someone ever saved yours? yes. a nurse saved my uturus, and a buncha docs and floor cleaning personell saved the rest

For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
just tell me the time and day

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Ive done it for free, so I guess Id accept money for it
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? if hubs was involved no, if it was just me and angelina jolie some chick, yup

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? yup

Would you never blog again for $50,000? yes as long as I could still read blogs! And Comment!

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? damn straight

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? NO

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? for sure! I'll take half now in the bank account # 643827_000_738, i get the rest in acc. #234098_000_591, I need pictures of just face as well as one of body, last known address, and all known alias'.

Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? yup

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? yup I watch extream HOme Make over on Sunday but I could care less about any other show.

Fan Central Station

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Today we had spagetti for supper. Logan enjoyed it. A lot.
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For more spaggetti fun we offer you this:

Also during supper we disscussed this statement: "Mommy Pranked Me" This was said by Blake and this is what happened, and in my defense we had just been watching Americas Funnies Home Videos, so there! And I am too mature..Shut up! Oh just watch it already!....

As an Added bonus for getting thru this post this far, I offer up boob photos! YAY ! I can hear the crowd screaming ... So, this one is the side that was done last friday, the 14th of July. You can see the Sticky hand alien life form bandage on it.. sorta. It is almost 100% pain free, and looks AWESOME. Ok at least to ME it looks great. Oh, and I get my stitches removed on the 25th of this moth... does it hurt?

Voila my boob, five days post Op.
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heh heh just wait till you compare it to a photo I took today of last months incision lol... This photo is one I took just tonight. the incision is 33 days old. Even tho we used a different disolving suture I still had the same allergic reaction to it. It burns like a son of a bitch, but I am using copious amounts of polysporin and the alien bandaid on it as well.

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Now. Aren;t you happy you came along today? Wasnt this show and tell fun? What? your not a boob person? Dammit! ~sigh~

Wait.. Dont go! don't you want to know why this post is called Fan Central station?
Oh goody! In our upstair every room has its own ceiling fan light fixture thingy, but downstairs , the boys rooms dont have any fans. I dug up some fans from the garage and washed them up today and we had them all plugged in to see if they still worked... three fans sure make a LOT of noise! Plus I forgot to take them down to the kids rooms. LOL

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And on a final note I leave you with this.... Aww Babies first camping trip :o)
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(NOTE: To see anything in this photo, highlight it!)

....And on and on and on

Monday, July 17, 2006

So last night Im on Yahoo messenger getting caught up with a friend ( HI Jill!) all of a sudden the phone rings. My brother , from up somewhere over there working the rigs, is calling.
Danny: Hey can you get me the number to ******* cus sponge_bobs' cell phone got stolen and I need to cancle her phone. Its been busy all day and now some freaking Chink* answered!

So I gave him the nimber and diled sponge_bobs' number myself. The freaking police answered ( EEEEK HIDE THE BODIES) so there I am trying frantically to call my brother back to tell him its OK the phone is in good hands, don't cancle it! I was too late by the way ...

This is all back story you arent really interested, I just felt I had to point out why sponge_bob couldn't call me this afternoon. yea so on to the real post

I woke up to this on my Yahoo messenger :

sponge_bobs_pants: HELP.......please i cant exactly phone you till later but Krysta has the chicken pox her body is cover in spots i dont know what to do sponge_bobs_pants: hey are you there need a little advice...please bluepaintred: lol if its chicken pox then you just toss her in a warm bath with baking soda to bring the spots out, if no more spots coem out its a heat rash sponge_bobs_pants: ok well im pretty sure it isnt heat rash cause she is really really the spots are every where

So Jessi took baby to the doctors, I assumed the Pediatrition, but hey Im not the mom. I get this call this afternoon:

sponge_bobs_pants: So I took Krysta to the psychiatrrist this afternoon, and its not Chicken pox

Me: WHA! If she is seeing a shrink and only six months old I demand full custody of her!

sponge_bobs_pants: Huh? Oh I mean doctor, physicion(sp?)

LOL what a word mix up . hehehe. I figure I can bug her about this for quite a while

Oh and baby has baby measles,, rubella whatever that is called.

* Not to any Chinese... I did not say this. He did, do not send me hate mail!

I was supposed to be posting a photo of me in this :

Nice huh? I could already feel myself on it, the warm sun on my toes a good book in my hands, kids screaming over who's water gun it really is.. ahhh a good life

but it was not to be. Apparently even tho we got the store flyer tonight, and went into the city tonight, they are all sold out. Reason? The sale started a week ago. I have this to say to the doude who delivers our flyers: PPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTtt you bastard!

Ok Im better now. Instead we bought this and this , but we supplied our own kids. Just cus I can't have what I want Sobbing uncontrollably doesnt mean we shouldn't spend the money anyway.. or something like that

So I Says to the Duck...

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Ok I ran over to Tiny Voices in my Head, cus she has this "blogroll" thing. you click a button and see all teh links she has, but they arent there till you click the botton...still with me? no? Oh, well tehre are cookies in the back... NOw for those of you still listning to me whine...

I joined Blogroll, spent oodles of hours typing in my links, and coded it onto my template. So uh... why is it all there? Where is my nifty roll up button? WAHHHHH...

Ohhh and I picked out what I will be wearing to my step Brother Richard's wedding on Saturday. If y'all want pictures of me, and not just everyone else that night you are gonna have to say so before hand!

So someone tell me how to make my blogroll roll, and someone else tell me if I can wear Stockings in the middle of Summer. If I don't My feet will blister from my shoes, and I want to dance at the wedding! Any suggestions?

Rude People

First lets set the scene. I have fallen behind the Hubster and Our boys, Im in the Pharmacy finding some yummy pain pills. I locate my treasure and resume my search for my family.

Directly ahead of me I see three carts waiting non to paitently to pass what looks like two little boys engrossed in plastic containers of candy. The person who apears to be their father is reading posters while his son, caged in the cart, screams loudly " shark candy , shark candy" and kicks his fathers legs. How annoying! I cannot stand parents who do not watch their kids in stores, and who block the lanes for others in a hurry. I walk up to the man and tap his shoulder.
One of the women watches with a look of intrest.

Me: Sir, I think you have too many children if you cannot control their behavior in a store

Woman: sharp intake of breath at my rudeness

I smiled at her with a look that said I had this all under control as I put my pharmacy perchase in the cart, kissed my baby and called my boys over to me.

The woman passed us with a look of pure venom .. It was great!

I Just Can't Find Good Help These Days

Saturday, July 15, 2006

OK, I'm home, and despite what Mr. Fab's been telling people I am not HAIRY! I can provide photos , on request. Besides, how nice is Mr.Fab? Waiting till I am out of service, unable to blog and then spreading rumors? PFFFT..

So the operation was a success, not only are we using the take out after ten days are they really called? That takes a long time to type. The SheDoc has decided to use some kind of alien technology to bandage them... seriously I think its just a sticky hand smooshed flat and cut like a net, but its pretty cool, it sticks and then I wash it when I shower and it sticks back on.... Kind of like Mr.Fab in fact!

So pain wise this is a breeze compared to last time, Course I have better drugs this time round too, that may help, its a good two inches shorter then last time (the cut... dirty freaking minds people!) AND its only one day post operation and I can sit and type in comfort.. DO NOT tell hubby I kinda like this princess treatment. Dudes making supper right now WOOT WOOT

So obviously I have snuck off to write this and must sneak back in to my lounge on the couch queen of the manner position before he catches on.....

later vader!

Oh, and can we all just ignore this template? I uh.. well, lets just say when you don't know what you are doing, don't try to do it under the influance. later, like uh next week, this week, sometime, I will fix it, and really , I wanted so Badly to update my links so now here is my chance! I broke my blog :o(

At Least She is ON Birth Control!

Friday, July 14, 2006

Everyso often I read something so darn funny at Overheard In New York, I just cant help BUT share it with you.. and this? Well, this is funny stuff!

...And Added Some Strychnine To Her Birth Control Pills

Pharmacist: You should probably re-sign your card.
Woman: Why?
Pharmacist: Well, you signed over the magnetic strip. You're supposed to sign over the white part down here.
Woman: Then how would the machine read my signature? That doesn't make any sense.
Pharmacist: No, it's a magnetic strip. It reads the information, not the signature.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're talking about. That's not how the machines work. You're a pharmacist, not an electrician.

Then the pharmacist gave up.

They're gonna split me wide open

Thursday, July 13, 2006

before I get started I MUST repeat a conversation I had with my two yearold yesterday!

Parker, running down the stairs : Guess what daddy.....

Logan, turning to me : guess what?

Me: what?

Logan: Luvbb uuh

Yea its cute huh? but what tickles me most is he understood "Guess what". He heard it and recognized it and used it in a word play with me. Its his first joke.. its .. wow he is getting big. He has said i love you before, usually after I get him going on repeating other words he will slip up and repeat it, but he doesnt just come out and say it.. Its like he knows they are the words I most long for! Little bugger is smart...SMRT

And now, to the meat of the post . Tonight is my last night for a shower for three days :o( My last night for sex for at least two weeks, then we go camping ( Camping... sleeping in the same tent as the kids = no sex) and then onto my period.. YAY I love enforced abstinence, don't you?

So I have to be up at seven to be awake for when they drop off Hannah (I babysit her, she's cute) Then I have to quickly unload the dishwasher and reload it, hide the towels on the washing machine covered in hand soap when it "accidentally" exploded and I used them to clean the mess. ... Can you throw towels liberally coated with liquid soap in the washer? If I do , will I be faced with a mountain of bubbles? Anyone? ... Anyone??

My MIL is coming over to watch the kids, For obvious reasons I won't be taking then to the hospital with me, althou Blake offered to come "wipe my pukeup" like I did for him when he got "openated on"

Im so not looking forward to this, but Im doing pretty good at pretending its all easy bake oven time! ( even BFF is convinced I'm not worried.. or at least she will be till she reads this LOL)
See I wonder about a few things, a few unknowns and I hate Unknown.. I like to know exactly what is going on and what time and where and blah blah blah Im pretty anal about that.

So Is the SheDoc gonna agree that I need either staples or "take out after 7-10 days stitches" , prefferably staples, or will she insist this is a one time thing ( even tho it has clearly happened more then once?

And if she insisto on using disolving stitches, will I have the guts to say , my body my rules, staples or don't do it? Can I walk out of there with one boob up and one boob down?

What if she sees my big inch by inch open spot and decides to stick her big old needle in it and cut and sew there too? Both sides outa service? How will I deal with kids? Dishes? Anything?

What If she uses staples and it happens anyways? What if I just have crappy weak skin and no matter what they use it will backfire on me and my vanity?

So yea we leave our place at 9AM, I have to be in admitting at 9:45, surgery at 10:15. I dunno If I will be blogging... Last time it hurt so much to sit upright with the weight of my boob fat on the incision. So yea Im gonna get split wide open again, tommorrow morning and i. AM. NOT. WORRIED. AT. ALL.

Talk to ya all later!

Please note the care in which I took in using the words/phrases "split wide" "meat" and "anal" "skin" "boob" "sex"
looking forward to a few good google searches with that!

My Very First Time!

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

This is my first time doing FOAD. I get mad very very easily, But its super hard to make me angry. And yes there is a difference. Mad is mud on the carpet, or the freezer door left open. Angry is crossing the lines of Respect Love and Safety.

Hmmm... where to start? ah yess.. right there.

1. Baby pictures are a precious precious thing. THEY.CAN.NOT.BE.REPLACED. So now beacuse you thought it would be a grand idea to delete that camera memory card, they are gone. No first smile. No first time sitting. No first time in great grandma's arms! Thats sad. And whats more.. What a pathetic way to draw attention to yourself. You should be ashamed. My toddler knows more about respecting personal property then you ever will.

2. This portion deleted ~ after re-reading this part, I may cross some lines myself!

3. Being a stay at home mom is a job,. Its a fun job , but its hard. Working at a regular 8 hours a day job onTOP of single handely* raising a BABY ,,, thats damn hard. Realise and understand that people cannot just say hey boss man, some weirdo said I have to be there weather I like it or not, so I cant come to work. Well it doesnt work that way. She has a JOB outside the HOME. She is not her own BOSS! If she is schedualed to work, too fucking bad! You arent the boss, YOU stormed out without your shit.. Deal with it!

I asked you to "Act your age for once! hell I'd be happy if you just thought before you acted!" ... well you thought about it , and told me to "Fuck Off"

Well, sister mine, I thought before I acted, And agree I may not be acting my age, but this F O A D post is all for you!

100% Birth Control

YES I understand I just wrote that I have done too many quzzes and memes and jokes and videos and blah blah blah . But I feel that if I freaking fall off my freaking chair because i pushed away from the computer so fast the chair tipped and I sat there with my tailbone on fire and tears streaming down my face from laughter NOT pain that it is my DUTY to share this with you... oh , just shut up and read it already!

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marrythe little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.

"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"
"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week inmy room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark."

"How about transportation?" the father asked.

"I have my wagon, and we both have our bicycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable tohave babies, you know."

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"

But...He Made Me Do It...

I feel like my blog has been overtaken by quizzes and Meme's ( who chose that word and what does it mean?) . Now thats not nessesaraly a bad thing, cus I like quizzes and Meme's..doesnt mean everyone else does tho! I really want to do Mr. Fabs Made Up MeMe.... but not yet. I am waiting for a day I have nothing to say .. I had stuff to say the day I wrote the "sorry" post, but I was in too much pain to actually sit to type it!

Last night I was scrubbing the nail polish off my toenails. It wasnt chipped or anything, but after a day of the same color, a girl gets board! So as I am scrubbing and file ing my nails I say to Hubster, casually, just to make conversation "What color should I go with this time?"

Pretty simple damn question! So he says to me "Why not do each toe a different color, you've certaintly got enough" In a snide little I - don't - care - about - anything - other - then - the - fact - that - you - are - interrupting - me - while - I - watch - the matrix- and- get- my- lunch- ready- for- work- tommorrow - and - would - you - choose - the - red - pill - or - the - blue - pill voice

Fine.. Be that way! See if I care.. in fact :

(Sticks out tounge) SO THERE!

I sure showed him, Didn't I? Plus don't you all just love my flip flop tan line?

Avast Yee Scurvy Buckets

Thanks to me theiving ways I've liberated this treasure from me matey , Lori!

Your Pirate Name Is...

Skull Crusher Firecrotch

Invest in Depends, It's a Strong Market

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Step One: Go Pee First ( do not be tempted to skip this step!)

Step Two: Have the yellow pages opened to "Therapist"

Step Three: Press Play

This is why you should never cheat on you're spouse







Monday, July 10, 2006

There will be no post today, unless you count this. I am having some Boobal issues again, if I could just get this damn stitch out! I honestly cannot wait untill Friday to play show and tell with my plastic surgeon. Man is she going to be upset.

I am going up into the bath and then to lay on my bed hoping that by not having bandages bras and shirts rubbing on my exposed tissue I can get a bit of releif from the burning pain!

There will also be no pictures of what is going on with my boobal incision. I value keyboards way to much to subject yours to picture induced vomit. See how thoughtfull I am?

One Red Paper Clip

you know you wanna click me!

Picture Time

Sunday, July 09, 2006

My computer is overflowing with pictures that you all must be DYING to see. Come on , admit it!

Without further adu, may I present the One, The Only , Bucket BOY!!!! (cheers and applause!)

The Amazing Slobbering Baby, now with free cape when you order two or more!

Presenting the New and Improved Giggle Chair

Thanks To the generosity of SpongeBob, We get to see, up close and personal, HER BRA, tucked quietly away in the corner of the playpen she brought to our house for her daughter to sleep in... We really appriciate this opertunity to get to know you better... Black, padded and straplessly better!

And what post would be complete without gratuitous Kitty Tounge Photos?

The Demise of Eden

Due to the fact that my dad had all the flooding at his house, somehting horrible has happened. We got rain on friday and their place flooded again. In order to make it not flood with every rain, they have to dig up their front yard...completely, and re pack it. If it was just lawn, that would be ok, but Dad and Marnee have spent at least two years working very very hard on making htteir yard in to a thing of absolute beauty. These pictures? they are nothing, these were taken last summer. before the waterfall was finished, before a lot of the plants were in. what they are digging up now, its how you would imagine Eden looking like. I am horribly upset for them. They worked so hard, put so much time and effort and LOVE into this yard and now its all ruined. Life is not fair sometimes!

This first photo is of foot prints in the bottom of the water filled pond, I originally took them becuase my uncle was dissing my new camera something awful, and said that there was no way my camera could capture it because I needed special filters for the water and stuff. HA I showed him. I kept the photo cus its damn cool!

Now there is no black earth it is all filled in with beautiful plants and bushes.

The rocks were brought in truck load by truckload by an uncle of mine. they come from Manitoba. There are a lot more rocks now, and they are laid out more.. gracefully, if that makes sense.

This is while the pond and water fall were being built. Not the best photo due to the shadows, and these dont show the true beauty of the yard as it is now, but you get the general Idea. I wish I wish I had taken the time to snap a few photos of it when I was out the weekend before the flood!

meme sunday ~ or something like that

I slightly totally stole this from dawn over at So A Blonde Walks Into A Blog
It seems liek a good thing to do as my camera is alllllll the way upostairs and I am quite lazy! I will be posting a pic of what we found in Baby Krystas Playpen when we opened it..... TMI Spongebob, TMI.

here we go :

Your Love Style is Agape

You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love.

Your Seduction Style: The Natural

You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.

Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.

You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!

People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

You Are Coke

A true original and classic, you represent the best of everything you can offer.
Just the right amount of sweet, just the right amount of energy... you're the life of the party.

Your best soda match: Mountain Dew

Stay away from:Dr Pepper

Your Blogging Type is Artistic and Passionate

You see your blog as the ultimate personal expression - and work hard to make it great.
One moment you may be working on a new dramatic design for your blog...
And the next, you're passionately writing about your pet causes.
Your blog is very important - and you're careful about who you share it with.

You are a Black Coffee

At your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and adaptable

At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty

You drink coffee when: you can get your hands on it

Your caffeine addiction level: high

You're an Passionate Kisser

For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble

You Are 28% Vain

Okay, so you're slightly vain from time to time, but you're not superficial at all.
You are realistic. You know that looks matter. You just try to make them matter less.

well now, that was fun, wasn't it?

Now it's legal

Some one very special to me has just turned 19. Legal age in Canada. She can vote , and she can drink. My birthday gift to her is to take that precious baby she is holding and keep her for the night so she can celebrate her birthday in style. Happy birthday Soon to be Sister.

I cannot beleive the HUGE amount you have changed since I first met you. You have matured and grown up soooo much. You are someone I am proud to call friend as well as Family. Keep true to yourself, keep stiffining up that backbone because in this family you need to speak your piece, we will either agree or disagree with it, but we will always love you and accept you for the wonderful person you have become.

You Rock Spongebob.


..But what IS DDR?

Friday, July 07, 2006

this is for Catch and anyone else out there!

And just to be a total weirdo....

i found this online :
Hi everyone,

I have entered my fridge in the Saskpower ugly fridge contest, and I
was wondering if anyone would be interested in voting for me. Its the
1948 fridge, white, it looks built in to the wall. There are several
pieces of brown tape on the side, they help hold the door seal,
because the seal doesn't work too great. Thanks so much. Its the 2nd
fridge on the 13th row.


I am totally for this. If anyone wants to vote for Darryl, go here

This is a neat Idea. If I had an ugly fridge I'd put mine in. LOL

~Mexican Chasing Zombie Vampires~

Today I DDR'd like never before! I was on a ROLL. Highest you can score is AAA* I got AA* on three different songs. Keep in mind to get a * you have to either get a marvellous, perfect or great . No goods almost or boos. Consecuitivly. That Rocks R.O.C.K.S

I started playing, hoping to last at least a half an hour. This is my new form of exercises since jogging/walking/running or any type of leg lift/crunch/situp is deemed very evil in my house!. I ended up playing for just over two hours straight. STRAIGHT. Talk about addicting! I had to stop because my legs were all weeble wobble-ing. Its hard to stand on cooked spagetti! Try it. Then try to JUMP on said limp noodle legs! I had trouble going up the stairs. I had trouble standing to get my pants down to go to the bathroom. I had trouble sitting, not to mention getting back up!

DDR is fun people FUN FUN FUN. And I have Blogger to thank for this. I read a blogger post, and this lady mentioned she burns calories playing a GAME! A game people, this is not exercise this is FUN!

I was sooooo sweaty. Today I have had two showers LOL. I have yet to play on the work out mode that lets you count calories, I play on the freeplay or something. Hubster wants points to buy the little dancing people new clothes... yea I'm all WTF too.

Hey so we had some rain today. Sky was blue. Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue. Black. I could not see across the street. Pretty cool hey? this was 3 in the afternoon! It lasted for all of 10 minutes where I am, but at my poor dads house an hour away, it either lasted longer or was harder. His basement flooded again.
They have all the luck.

I am totally itching to get back to DDR, but Hubster is watching a movie .. uhm Its about.. well some guy was talking about how much he loves pussy, and not the feline variety. then he cut out some chicks tounge. Emphasising it had to be a Mexican chick when the toungless girl ran off. So uh now apperently vampires are chasing them. Or maybe zombies, or maybe both. All because the mexican chicky didnt get sacrificed.. or something.

I'm off to the bath now. So picture me wet nekked and covered in bubbles. Its better then a lemur for curing the things that ail you!

The Evil VLT Lady.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Today I got a phone call from a friend needeing to get out of her house for a bit. Some tension, and she needed a friend to hang out with. So I called in the troops, My BFF Kiss, me Hubster and the brats all hauled our butts to a coffee shop near her home ( she has no wheeles and has to hoof it ~ She got a ride home, it was dark)

So we are all sitting at coffee, where my friend works. Having a grand ol time, kids are behaving like kids noisy fighting cuter then hell ( oh and DAwn, when I took the baby out of his car seat I noticed he was covered in dots... they are gone now, but I may have taken him out semi sick? maybe its a reaction to the nes suntan lotion I used on him, but he was a pretty speckled baby HIGS)

The my friend says the VLT in the connecting bar is "broke" it keeps paying out 20 bux. Of course me and Kiss immediatly rise, almost before she is done talking! LOL. I had no change on me, so kissy gave me a buck. (thanks kiss) I walked over to a machine , ~ and this is important ~
weith the chair sitting normally, four legs on the floor. i popped in my dollar and ended up with 5.25 before I lost it all.... it was kinda fun.

Now keep in mind, this is my third time playing VLT's the first was the day I turned 18 my dad took me to the bar for my first drink, my Grandma, aunt and uncle came along too. I ordered a coke. So my aunt and I walk over to the machine. we have never seen these before. we poped in some quarters and the machine broke. bells lights and whistles attacked us and we hightailed it back to our seats and proffessed innocenc when the server came and asked us if we had played the machine. No way were we owning up to breaking it!

Yea, im smarter now, so shut up!

So then kiss and I were walking past a bar that had a VLT just inside the door. I think we popped in 1.75, but we lost that too. that brigs us to tonight.

After losing the first dollar kiss had given me i was standing there when my friend walked up,a sked if we won, i said no, and she gave me a dollar which i promptly plopped in the machine. All of a sudden this oldish lady, i'd say fifty or sixty, a well preserved 50-60 but makeup isnt that good lady. She shoves my arm away from the machine and starts yelling htat her chair was "tilted" at the machine which apperently means its "in use" ~ anyone heard this rule? Then she starts on about a bathroom break and needing a pop and how I stole her machine and how I needed to get off her machine. I pointed out my dollar is int eh machine and was going to just play it out, i mean its a buck! it takes three seconds to lose it! She pushes my arm and shoves me bodily from the front of the machine and starts punching buttons i hadn;t even seen before. She was a pro at this obviously. The whole time I was waitng for my peice of paper to claim my dollar at the front, she is going on and on and on. I was litterally biting my tounge. infact i had it out of my mouth and was biting it.

I took my paper and walked two machines over to where kiss was waiting and said in a LOUD voice. "this is the part where I bite my toung and not say anything about people with ( louder still here) NO FUCKING LIFE" and walked out.

I am sooo mad. Not that I didn't get to play my dollar. who cares about that. But for that "little old lady" to get in my face like that... ohhh I wanted to punch her, or shove her or something.

Im still really really cheesed at this! In fact, Im going in the bath to try and calm down!

So who out here in bloggerland has ever experianced the chair tipping rule and the get in your face-ish-ness of little old ladies?

Sixty-Two Question Meme

This bout of TMI is brought to you VIA Mr.Fab ~ Yell at him, not me!

1. How old do you wish you were? ohhhh, hard one. I like this age, (27), but I don;t feel 27 , I feel like I am in my teens still, so should I say 19?

2. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
I was sleeping. My mother in law, who we were living with at the time woke me up saying world war three was happening, I cried the whole day, wondeing what right I had to brink my baby into a world where this could happen. I had just found out I was pregnant with Blake two or three weeks before.

3. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I don;'t do vending machines because they ALWAYS steal my money. When I have to have a pop or somehting, I make someone else put in the money!

4. Do you consider yourself kind?
No, not at all. I am rude, selfish and pretty self serving, In my opinion.

5. If you had to get a tattoo, where and what would it be?
i want to get hubs name on me, he doesnt like "name" tats. so to get around it , I want to get our initials which are S&M (It;s ok to laugh, it is funny) i want a heart made out of a whip with hand cuffs inside and our initials in teh cuffs. get it? S&M LOL, The only reason I don't have it yet, is I cannot decide the perfect place for it, adn Tats aren't something you rush, they are permenent.

6. If you could be fluent in any other language what would it be?
German. Seriously. think about it. reciting a cake recipie in german sounds scary. Think of how well behaved my kids would be if I could do that!

7. Do you know your neighbors? Yes. on the right I have a nice older couple who always wave and say hi. On the left I have a family with lots of kids. Havent been able to count how many yet. Their dad taught them to call my Blake a retard becuase of how he talks :o(

8. What do you consider a vacation? When ever hubby is off from work, staying at home is a vacation. He helps with the kids, so its... nice , ya know

9. Do you follow your horoscope? nope

10. Would you move for the person you loved? most definatly. How would I live without the Hubster n kidlets?

11. Are you touchy feely? with my kids n hub, close friends and family ~ yes.

12. Do you believe that opposites attract? HELL yea

13. Dream job? I want to work at McDonalds. They give their employees half off the food !

14. Favorite channels?
ummm I don't watch TV enought to have fave channels. but maybe YTV cus it has spongebob

15. Favorite place to go on a weekend? The mall

16. Showers or Bath? bath at night shower in the morning

17. Do you paint your nails? obsesevly, both finger and toe. Im also a compulsive nail polish buyer i can't seem to leave a store without a new bottle.

18. Do you trust people easily? nope

19. What are your phobias? spiders. people on the street. Bad weather

20. Do you want kids? More kids? nope. Im happy witht the three I have

21. Do you keep a handwritten journal? nopers , too lazy

22. Where would you rather be right now? At the pool

23. What makes you feel warm and safe? laying in bed with hubsters arm around me.

24. Heavy or light sleep? very very very heavy

25. Are you paranoid? yes about pretty much everything, people the weather, weird poeple, and people

26. Are you impatient? yes and no, on somedays i want something done NOW and get very upset if it isnt, other days I could care less. its very confusing around my house with my mood swings

27. Who can you relate to?ummm seven and three quarters?

28. How do you feel about interracial couples? i think it should be law that only mixed races procreate, in fifty years racisim would be done cus all the kids are all the races :o)

29. Have you been burned by love? sort of, but it was a highschool crush so it might not count

30. What’s your life motto? Deal with it!

31. What's your main ringtone on your mobile?
i don't have a cellphone, and I don;t want one. ten years ago people could actiually walk down the street without having to phone soemone... now everyone is tied down to a phone.

32. What were you doing at midnight last night? talking in bed with hubby. No really, just talking, go back to see what my birthday gifts were. ~sigh~ just talking

33. Who was your last text message from? i get instant messeges from yahoo ( bluepaintred if ya want to add me !) but i dont have cellphone so no "real" text msgs. but my last one was from nikki~ who from here on out will be known as Kiss_my_glass. Kiss is my BFF

34. Whose bed did you sleep in last night? my own, but by morning I stole his side

35. What color shirt are you wearing? maroon with green and blue paint on it

36. Most recent movie you watched? superman returns, aeonflux ultraviolet, thats the past week

37. Name five things you have on you at all times?
ummm epidermis, cinnamon gum, q-tip, lighter... hair

38. What color are your bed sheets? cream with flowers

39. How much cash do you have on you right now? nuthing but i have around 17 bux in my purse upstairs

40. What is your favorite part of chicken?
I'm a boob girl

41. What's your favorite town/city? the town I am in right now. New places scare me

42. I can’t wait till...August. hubs park and blakea re joining me on vacation and my MIL is potty training Logan for me while we are gone :o) ( she did my other two as well lol)

43. Who got you to join MySpace?
no one, im not on myspace... im not so into peer pressure

44. What did you have for dinner last night? BBQ porkchops ( super good) rice , salad and red juice , blake said its blood, but i dont htink it was thick enough to be... maybe it was watered down. I dont beleive half of what the kid says he is a master story teller

45. How tall are you barefoot?
umm six foot one and a quarter minus a foot

46. Have you ever smoked crack? nope, drugs scare me

47. Do you own a gun?nope , but hubster is set to inhearit a shit load when FIL passes on, which is hopefully not for years and years and years. If we did own a gun id feel comfortable with it in the house provided it was locked seperate from the bullets

48. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee, then for breakfast I have a cuppa coffee with my coffee. hell i start my coffee at 7 and finish at 11 or later at night

49. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? my flashy boob scars
i dont lure men, i sit and look pretty and they flock to me. LOL

50. Do you have A.D.D.? nope, but they tried to tell me my six year old had it, i laughed in their faces. of course he is active he is SIX!

51. What time did you wake up today? six forty five

52. Current worry? my next operation

53. Current hate? spiders and people with A/C

54. Favorite place to be? at coffee with Kiss or Hubby

55. Where would you like to travel? too many to count but we wont go cus planes scare me, as well as new places

56. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
hopefully watching my son learn to drive, still drinking coffee, but not smoking, oh and Id like to still be in this house

58. What songs do you sing in the shower? i dont sing in the shower , when i do the kids know I am in there and sneek in to try and scare me. i am very quiet in the shower

59. Last person that made you laugh? Parker.

60. Worst injury you've ever had? i should say soemthing like the rips from childbirth or the breast reduction, but those are kindo of volentary injuries, so my worst accidental injury was when I fell down some stairs, knocked my head on a pole and broke my wrists, both of them

61. Does someone have a crush on you? i sure hope not.

62. What is your favorite candy? since chocolate is a food group and not candy, i will pick anything cinamon, esp. jelly beans . BFF kiss is allergic to cinnamon so i am choosey when I eat it LOL

Now lets all comment on this and how I cant get the bold off of some of these words instead of throwing bubbles at people!

Soap Boxes lead to Bubbles!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

I got this comment in my inbox for my post on the superman movie. I thought it was excellent! I also wanted to give it the attention it deserved, as Dawn has two very valid points. So now that Dawn has hopped of her soap box, Im hopping on!

ablondeblogger said...

I hope you don't hate me for saying this, but there are two pet peeves of mine in this post, one is a HUGE one, the other not so much.

Okay, I didn't know Superman dies in this movie, so that spoiler was the little pet peeve.

But the biggest one I have is taking a sick kid to the movies. You have no idea how much it irks me when I find out that someone near us is church, in the grocery store, etc.

Especially in a place that someone doesn't HAVE to be at when they're sick.

And you probably know why. I could be sitting next to you, trying to enjoy the movie with my family.

If Natalie catches whatever your kid has, it means serious complications for her. We avoid the pool now because of it (since I know so many people bring their sick kids there....I overheard one dad talking about how his kids had been puking the night before and there they were swimming right along side mine!)

It's hard having a child with a serious illness and always worrying about whether or not they're going to catch a virus when we go out.

You never know who is around you...someone undergoing chemo who can't afford to get sick? Someone with a compromised immune system? Someone like my daughter?

So, I never take my kids out when they're sick for that reason.

Okay, stepping off my soap box! I hope I don't offend you...just wanted to give you my perspective and some food for thought from a mom who worries about these things.


12:08 PM

*watch me hop* ok nevermind the hopping, ill just climb up. here is my reply :o)

I cant get mad at someone for being honest. You had two concerns, let me answer each.

Concerning the "spoiler".... I can't say much or it will get spoiled but I will say this:

Taking a four year olds veiws on what happened in a movie or real life is not really a good idea. If my MIL listened to said four yearold she would think they never eat bathe or sleep! Im not Sure how kids are able to alter their reality like this, but with each story I have been told by a kid, I have learned to take them with a grain of salt. And for those of you who like spoilers, the one pirate in The Pirates of the Caribbean movie that isnt out yet, its not a pirate its an octopus ghost and it eats brains.. I know this because my six year old saw a poster and told me so!

Concerning the Sick Kid. Thats a tougher one to explain. Let me start with this. For over two years, my husband, I, and Our two oldest boys have watched an episode of Smallville once a week. The boys lookforward to it, and so do we. When Superman Returns was first advertised we all jumped for joy.
Parker had a very tough school year, and when he passed, we decided to reward him with the movie. So parker has been looking forward to this movie since the begginning of June.
Also, we don't live in a place that actually has movie theatres, we live in a small town, we have to drive "into the city" . We organized a sitter for our youngest, packed up and left. Both childrent were fine and dandy. We got to the cuity and started to shop. Both kids were fine and dandy. We bought our tickets and returned to the mall portion and shopped some more. Again, both kids are feeling great. We sat in the airconditioned theatre for about an hour and Blake had to use the bathroom. While in the bathroom, he says he is feeling sick to his stomach I felt his forhead and took his temperature. He was only at 99, and I gave him tylonol and we sat for 15 minutes int eh bathroom and waited for it to work. Then we returned to the movie. off and on he complained he wasnt feeling good , but refused to leave the theatre with me. I was not about to make my husband and parker miss the movie, nor did I particularaly want to miss any more of it, exspecially after paying 63 bux for it.. So we stayed.

Now concerning children and adults with comprimized immunity. Not every person who carrys a germ has outward signs of illness. My sister has comprimised immune system, She takes care not to be caught in large crowds. It's the person (or their gaurdians) job to keep themselves safe from these sitiuations.

I highly doubt there are many parents who will take a still puking child out to the pool or the store. If they were sick the night before, its probably done with if they are out. Some illness' last only the night, next day you are feeling just fine.

Now, Maybe I have madew you mad, but your comment took courage to post due to the shear honesty of it! I really thought it deserved an equally honest response. We may have to agree to disagree on this, but he was not sick when we left, therefore I was not "taking a sick kid to the movies." Should I have left halfway thru just incase someone who knows they get ill easily decided to go to a crowded holiday weekend matenee? I don't think so!

and now, I am hopping off the soap box , gathering a hand full of bubbles (strawbery scented)
and throwing them at Dawn. Feel free to hop on the box people. Its sitting there all lonley an waiting!