Ten Thoughts for 2007
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got
a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
immigration
posted by Bluepaintred @ 3:47:00 PM
6 Comments:
Number 10 I always knew humanity was a virus of some sort
Number 9
Until the bus hits you
Number 8
Damn, just ate I better not stand up
Number 7
Did anyone see my roommate?
Number 6
I love playing with my slinky!
Number 5
They die of boredom
Number 4
Like I give a damn
Number 3
Because the Guvmunt is a big ass liar
Number 2
The world was never normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We should start tagging Illegal Immigrants and terrorist!
These were great!! #5 was especially funny to me since I am a health nut!! LOL.
#6 never fails to crack me up!!
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
Quoted For Truth!
LOL, all so funny
Hysterical! Loved those, especially 6, 8, and of course, #1. That's so flippin' true!
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