Cat Fight

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Your wee dainty paws
kept me up all night long. Jerk
Claws clicking on floors

Bathe me in a tub?
Soapy bubbles in my fur!!
This is my revenge

The dingle-berries
clinging tightly to your bum
said it was bath time!

I will scratch you up!
I will hiss and cry sadly!
Leave my bum alone!!

Please, just sleep at night
That's all I am asking you
Im so sleepy, cat.

My job then, is done.
I will run and play all night
'Cus I Am The Boss

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This is a poem I dreamed up one night while trying to fall asleep. Unfortunatly the cat keeps finding bits of lego and peices of paper to kill. Then there are the blinds behing the bed. Why do cats hate blinds anyway? Past life crimes maybe. And she needed the bath, it wasnt just revenge!


Blogger Bluepaintred said...

If you are running Internet explorer, you will not be able to see the "acronym" in the last stanza. it reads

A dream of revenge:
Clippers that make you naked.
Who's the boss now?

2:16 PM, January 11, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Naked clean cats with no dingleberries...THAT I might be able to handle!

3:05 PM, January 11, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

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3:21 PM, January 11, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Tug Ever since we laid the wood flooring i have to listen to her running and sliding and the scritch scratching of claws. it gets tiring!

3:22 PM, January 11, 2007  
Blogger Chatty said...

I miss my kitty. He passed in February unexpectedly from cancer.

3:32 PM, January 11, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

If it's not the kids it's the cat. When do you ever relax?

5:55 PM, January 11, 2007  
Blogger Catch said...

Did you make that up Blue? pretty darn cute!

6:01 PM, January 11, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That would drive me NUTS. Can you trim them down, or not enough without hurt?

7:45 PM, January 11, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

I totally can relate! We have a bookcase head board on our bed and our cat likes to sit up there and then just after I fall asleep, she jumps down on my head and scares the shit out of me.

7:53 PM, January 11, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Chatty Oh man, thats harsh. no matter how annoing our kitty is at night, I couldn't imagine the days without her!

mr fab i'll relax when you get down here. It's supposed to be warmer next week!

catch yes i did. I made it in my mind while I was trying to fall asleep and typed it out today :o) proud of me? go click the "Paint!" link on the top lol

tug When we trimmed our last cats claws, tehy always split and they looked sooo painful, so we aren't going to bother. I suppose in a year or ten, she will get too old to annoy us at night.

shelli Does the cat groom your hair too? I HATE when tigger starts that!

8:51 PM, January 11, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our cat is very annoying at night too, mostly digs his claws into my head, eyes, ears...damn cat, although I am greatful I don't have wood floors to listen to the annoying clicking

9:27 PM, January 11, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mars likes to sleep on my pillow with me. It gets pretty crowded, but it isn't as bad as Tuxie rattling the mini blinds all night until I get up and raise enough she can sit on the window sill and look out. Somehow Spouse Guy sleeps through it all.

6:08 AM, January 12, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

coffee Mom Tigger was worse as a kitten, about faces, but now she doesnt do that so much

Blogarita hehehe all cats must hate blinds, ours shredded a set trying to get it high enough to sit on the sill and see out of.

7:10 AM, January 12, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah yes, the revenge of the ever so spiteful cat. I'd rethink the clipper action if I were you. Kitty might then forget how to use the litterbox.

11:58 AM, January 12, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my little fucker...I mean, cat, likes to wait until about 1/2 hour after I lay down to sleep at night - then JUST as I'm dozing, he likes to stick his whiskers in my face and tickle the hell out of me.

1:24 PM, January 12, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a read the comments I'm glad I have a dog.....LOL

4:24 PM, January 12, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, BJ one morning left dingle-berries by the bed where I put my feet in the morning when I get out of bed. And rite where I put my foot before I get into the shower and where I put my foot down after I put on new socks in the morning.

9:24 PM, January 12, 2007  

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