I Always Get Good Jokes From My Aunt and Uncle
Thursday, January 11, 2007
country song titles
12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.
11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day.
10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
7. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.
4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now.
3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger.
And the number 1 Country Song is:
1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few.
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posted by Bluepaintred @ 5:31:00 PM
5 Comments:
I like #12
Those were hilarious!!!! But I love country music!! I think #2 is really funny.
And to think that there are so many people that could relate to each & every one. HA.
Nobody lol, men like anything about bones.
flipflop hehe, to tell the truth, i like country music too!
Tug heh. i think htats why people dont like CM, because it tells the truth? or i could be full of shit
Shelliyou bet your bottom i did! My aunt and uncle are always sending me great emails!
That made me laugh, Thanks I needed that
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