I Always Get Good Jokes From My Aunt and Uncle

Thursday, January 11, 2007

country song titles

12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.
11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day.
10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
7. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.
4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now.
3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger.

And the number 1 Country Song is:

1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few.
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6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like #12

6:12 PM, January 11, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those were hilarious!!!! But I love country music!! I think #2 is really funny.

7:17 PM, January 11, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And to think that there are so many people that could relate to each & every one. HA.

7:44 PM, January 11, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

I think that I have seen those somewhere before. Did you get them in an email?

7:58 PM, January 11, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Nobody lol, men like anything about bones.

flipflop hehe, to tell the truth, i like country music too!

Tug heh. i think htats why people dont like CM, because it tells the truth? or i could be full of shit

Shelliyou bet your bottom i did! My aunt and uncle are always sending me great emails!

8:42 PM, January 11, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That made me laugh, Thanks I needed that

9:21 PM, January 11, 2007  

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