Oh yea I almost forgot. If you are board and want to kill some time, go register for the PayPerPost forums and vote for me in the Ask.com contest. I'm number nine : ASK.com

Top five posts get a free Dell Printer. I like free stuff.

Labels: Contest, Halp

FIRST! A few things about the contest. I fit a size seven in the stores here at home, but a 5.5 in their sizes, so serious, measure your feet! Are they 9 5/16 inches long? Second. Has everyone who wanted, gotten my home address? If not, email me; bluepaintred@gmail.com !


Schmoozing as defined by Dictionary.com is the ability “to converse casually, especially in order to gain an advantage or make a social connection.” When it comes to blogging, schmoozing is your ticket to making new friends, getting yourself noticed and building a reputation. Some bloggers are gifted with the ability to effectively schmooze and others not so much.

But me? Hell yea I'm a Schmoozer! Or ass kisser, whatever, same thang!


My dear blogging buddy Squirrel told me so. Why would she lie?

Here are the Schmooze rules:

1. If you receive The Power of Schmooze Award, write a post with links to 5 blogs that have schmoozed you into submission.

2. Link to this post and Mike so that people can easily find the exact origin of the meme.

3. Optional: Proudly display the ‘Thinking Blogger Award’ or the 'Power of Shmooze Award' with a link to the post that you wrote (here is an alternative silver version if gold doesn't fit your blog

My pick of five of the best Schmoozers, who intentional or not have successfully Shmoozed me into submission!:

1. Avitable. I tried not to fall for him. I really did. But sex? With a snake? Woah. Ever since that post, I've been hooked - and have spent considerable time eying my snakes. It's OK. I think they are too small...


2. Sheila. There is something about Sheila that hits close to home with me. I'm not sure what it is, but I feel almost like she is me or I am her ..or something. It's OK. I'm not that kind of stalker Sheila!

3. Fracas. I started reading her just becuase I found out we live fifteen minutes away. I sort of might have wanted to "spy" on someone I might get to see in a grocery store or..something, you know? But I ended up reading her posts, and shes so eclectic! From one day to the next, Who knows what Fracas will toss your way!

4. Shelli. Yeah. You know it girl!

5. Webmiztris. She does drugs and smokes and drinks and has no kids and loves cats and some days... I just want to be who she is.. I Publish Postlike to live vicariously through her blog!

The end. Now go measure your fucking feet!

Labels: Contest, I'm Important Too, Meme

I got them in the mail yesterday. Unfortunately I ordered the wrong size. Well. Not the wrong size. I ordered the size I always get in the shoe stores here. But Really, If I had paid attention to the size chart they supplied, I would have been fine.

Naturally I did not pay attention! I was too OMG Shoes! Cute shoes With heels! And a bow! to pay attention.

This is where you come in. Do you like the shoes? Do you want the shoes? Do you start to salivate at the mere thought of them gracing your feet? Because you can have them. No really. You can. All you have to do is email me at bluepaintred at gmail dot com and ask for my address.

Why do you need MY address you ask? Because this is a contest. I need anyone who wants these cute and adorable shoes to snail mail a birthday card to Sheri at my address. Signed with your name. Or nick. Whichever.

Sheri is my sister. She is turning thirty-one on August 25th. She has spent most of the past three months in an out of the hospital with a donor kidney that wants to reject. Bad kidney! BAD!

And. Since the shoes don't fit me, on August 15th, I will have one of the kids draw a card from a box, and that card will win the shoes. Because! Yay! Shoes! Shoes this cute do not deserve to sit on a shelf! They need to be loved and worn and caressed and *sigh* Shoes...

See! You all win. Wait. No. Only one of you wins, But my sister will have a little more birthday cheer, which in turn, cheers me up!

Here is their Size Chart. Measure your foot in inches. See if they will fit you. or someone you know who also loves shoes! Pimp this sucker out on your blogs! Know a shoe whore? Tell them about this contest!!




So. Lets recap. Get my address. Mail me a card for my sister's birthday, signed by you. From all of the cards received by August tenth, the winner will be chosen! Very simple!

Oh. And should you want to send Sheri a Birthday card, just becuase it will make me happy, you can do that too!

Labels: Contest, I'm Important Too

What do you do when you don't have anything to post except how you frantically cleaned the house because you are getting company over who could care less weather or not the cupboard doors are washed (they are) or the floors have been swept( they haven't)?

You have a contest of course!

This is an easy one interweb. We are going to play "Who said it?" I am going to give you 5 quotes from today and all you have to do is guess if it was Stuperman, Blue Boy, Rainbow Man or Jittery Joe.

(Answer In The Comments)

1. I have a hole in my gitch (underwear) because at the night-times my nekkie growed and it broked them.

2. You can only give Harold three strawberries because he is allergic and will get the hypothermia.

3. I am a boss of you!

4. It goes all the way to the bottom! LOOK!!! Now it's smoking!

5. I have to pee. Can I drain this water?

The first person to get all five right gets a prize. If no one gets all five right, whomever comes closest to five, gets the prize. The prize is a surprise to everyone but me. And I like it, so you should too!

Good luck!

Labels: Contest, I'm Important Too

First Place : Lori. Jittery liked the background a LOT, and he loved the gothy-ness of this avatar. It was the attention to the little details that bumped it up to first place, so way to go Lori, I already have your address from the Christmas card exchange!
Second Place : Shelli Second Place was really close to being a tie. Jittery isn't quite sure why he liked this one so much, but in the end, he just could not cross it off his list! Great work Shelli!! I have your address too, Im.Just.That stalkerish Good.

Sans Pantaloons made this one. It was in the running right to the end becuase JitteryJoe loved the tarrot card border so much. This one was decided by a coin toss. Sorry Sans, but excellent work!!

Labels: Blogger Buddies, Contest

Were you wondering why I needed to know if y'all knew what "Canadian Beaver" was?

Quite simple.

beaver (n)
1) the female genitals
2) an american/candian term meaning a woman or women seen exclusively as sex objects
Used in pin-up magazines of the late 1960s

Only half of you got that, and thats with Jittery's vote!

For shame.

The winners have been picked and they will be posted tonight. Did I forget to mention there was a second place prize too?

hmmm.

Here is a sneak peek at a the prizes we will be shipping out, Your very own Candian Beavers!

Labels: Contest

CoffeeMom2 .................Coffee Mom 3

Here are two more avatars I just got in, you have untill I go to bed tonight to have them in. everyone was allowed to make three....

I will edit as needed if any more avatars come in tonight.

When you click your link to come here, is the URL showing up as bluepaintred or redblogblue? Im not sure if its redirecting from RBB to BPR, or what so ..yea...



and uhm.... Thats it I guess. Go Watch Sunday Six or something

Labels: Contest, I'm Important Too

Doing a pole poll.

What is a Canadian Beaver?
	A Beaver From Canada
	Toilet Paper
	Stupermans Nick Name
	A Canadian Pussy
	A Mounties' Horse
	The Book I Am Reading
	A Brand of Maple Syrup
	A Type of Beer
	A Polar Bear
	A Pastry
Free polls from Pollhost.com

And some more awesome entries:

Succulence29(2)....................Lori 1

Lori 2 .....................................Lori 3

Mr.Fab1 ..............................Mr.Fab2

Mr.Fab 3

Contest closes when I go to bed tommorrow and we got the most awesome prize EVHARRrRR


And AND AND I bought bluepaintred.com tonight cus blogger finally decided to make sweet sweet beta love to me. However, I have no idea what to do with my new name. All offers of help will be accepted and repaid in the form of head given by my cat.

Labels: Blogger Buddies, Contest, Videos