i amused myself for a good HOUr entering everyone whos name and age i knew in here to see how they were going to die
Shannon : <>
While attempting to dive into a pool, you hit your head on the diving board in mid-air. You're knocked unconscious, and your body sinks to bottom of the pool, where your lungs quickly fill with water.Micah :
Ok, thats pretty interesting, aside from the fact that we rarely go to the pool, and i havent been near a pool with a diving board for um.... well see i cant even remember the last time. Now considering i have a lot of years left to go and search out pools who may have the aformentioned fatle diving board, i dont dive. i dont like it, mainly becuase as a kid i dived and ended up with the wedgie to beat all wedgies.... it still hurts!
A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a large wrench.Parker:
Lets start with the hardwear store...does micah know what one is? ok fine, home depot, but thats more like a walmart with tools .. anyways if anyone DOES fatally attack him with a wrench, i wil sue them and the store and live richly ever after,.
While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.
This one scares me. we live ona quiet street, and parker has a difficult time remembering to look before he leaps!
A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a computer keyboard.Logan:
OMG HAHHAHAHAHHAHA too funny for words ! Blake will be locked up in a n istitution for the criminally insane working on his next plan to take over the world long before he is old enough to get a real job!
While visiting your favorite bookstore, you get caught in the middle of a violent melee between rival book clubs. Unable to escape the madness, you are beaten to death with a hardcover unabridged dictionary.
Wow, i had a dream like this one time, except it also had those chocolate covered strawberries and a hot naked guy came to life off the cover of a romance novel and we .. uh wait nevermind
if you want to see YOUR death , go to http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/
enjoy : o )
following a link, i love following links : o ) i found this site. i was scannong it and HAD to stop to read "confused by porn" and since i am a comments Sl*t i read the comments and was immediatly interested in this :
I'm sure your site meter will be milking (pardon the expression) this post for Google-referred hits for years to come.
"want to free my slave?" - hilarious!
LOL! I can't wait to read the Google/Yahoo keyword searches you'll have on your stats. I DO hope you'll post about it!
well, today saw me with brand new fake nails, a new bottle of slut red ~ oh sorry ~ thats not politically correct..... a new bottle of "seduction red" nail polish and two surgery dates
On june 16th and july 14th i will not be blogging.. dont cry, maybe i will put up some pics or something!
have no fear ! This is not a "real operation" or at least to me it isnt, i wont even be put to sleep! its local anisthetic and each "operation" will only be 45 minutes. I had a brest reduction three years ago this june and had some scarring issues, and those are going to be fixed, they are going to slice out a chink of scar tissue that is an inch wide and about .. um i havent measured but i will say 4 - 6 inches long and sew the sides together and so there arent puckers they will have to slice open the underside to make the cut heal more seamless. Each breast will be done seperatly so that i have one good side ... I like my doc, she understands that i have kids and just cus it hurts a bit i am not going to stop hugging on them!
this way i will have one good side and an arm to use for cuggles and huggles.
I think the main reason she suggested doing each side at a different time, is this is the first she had seen of my " bite " scar. see, three years ago when i had the reduction, my middle child was just a baby! 12 months old, he doesnt undestand why mommy wont carry him and cant hug him! so i had gotten my brother to lift him up onto my lap ( this is three days post op) and blake, not understanding why mean ol' mommy who wont play with him, turned to me and bit me! it would have been fine except for the fact he bit me right on my nipple,,, and sorta tore it off.... ( i can hear u all saying ouch, and yes it hurt!)
i was in a small town with no real conveinient ways to the hospital,( i admit i am lazy) and since the docs had used some new fangled tape as opposed to stitches to keep everything in place, i very carefully lined the sucker up as best i could and re taped it... hey! it worked so dont knock it, and i specifically asked the doc NOT to fix the bite scar.
It helps to remind me how much love kids need, blake had gone only three dyas without his normal dose of affection and had turned into an animal because of it! It reminds me to kiss them EVERY night , even when i have sent them to bed in anger, it reminds me just how much they loves me... maybe i am a weirdo, but the bite scar is probably my favorite body " part"
deal with it
anyway with the brest reduction three years ago, which involved a whole lot more invasivness, i was in actual pain for maybe a day , then it was just sort of stiff, so i am not expecting a whole lotta pain this go around, infact i plan on driving my self into the city to get it done, and drive myself home too!
now im off to have a bubble bath ( grrr all out of strawberry bubbles, i have to settle for sponge bob fruity pants flavor)
Its a bad idea to take two babies, a toddler and a six year old on a bike/wagon ride alll the way across town in hot weather with no juice and then take them in a store with toys where you are NOT allowed to bring the wagon and only have two hands for four kids
Understanding Your Paycheck
Gross pay - $1222.02
Income Tax - 244.40
Outgo Tax - 45.21
State Tax - 11.61
Interstate Tax - 61.10
County Tax - 6.11
City Tax - 12.22
Rural Tax - 4.44
Back Tax - 1.11
Front Tax - 1.16
Side Tax - 1.61
Up Tax - 2.22
Down Tax - 1.11
Tic-Tacs - 1.98
Thumbtacks - 3.93
Carpet Tacks - 0.98
Stadium Tax - 0.69
Flat Tax - 8.32
Surtax - 3.46
Ma'am Tax - 2.60
Parking Fee - 5.00
No Pkg Fine - 10.00
F.I.C.A. - 81.88
T.G.I.F. Fund - 9.95
Life Ins. - 5.85
Health Ins. - 16.23
Disability - 2.50
Ability - 0.25
Liability Ins. - 3.41
Dental Ins. - 4.50
Mental Ins. - 4.33
Reassurance - 0.11
Coffee - 6.85
Coffee Cups - 66.51
Calendar - 3.06
Floor Rental - 16.85
Chair Rental - 0.32
Desk Rental - 4.32
Union Dues - 5.85
Union Don'ts - 3.77
Cash Advances - 0.69
Cash Retreats - 121.35
Overtime - 1.26
Undertime - 54.83
Eastern Time - 9.00
Central Time - 8.00
Mountain Time - 7.00
Pacific Time - 6.00
Bath Time - 4.44
Time Out - 12.21
Oxygen - 10.02
Water - 16.54
Heat - 51.42
Air - 46.83
Misc - 144.38
Take Home Pay: $0.02
For Christmas, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter . He says, "Sisters , you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be
The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask
"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says. <>
"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
If you laugh, you are going straight to hell!
basically i am writing this because i dont know a polite way to ask if they mind being linked, if i go to a persons site and say it in their comments section, they might feel like they have to link me too!
Here are the sites i am planning on linking to in the next few days , if any blog owner does not want me to link them, please tell me! ill just keep you in my bookmarked favorites and head to your blog that way! no worries!
Tiny Voices in My Head
Brangelina & Fans
plus three non blog sites:
Jaws in 30 Seconds with Bunnies
Jigzone Jigsaw Puzzeles
Then i remembered,,, oops...... i had made plans with my MIL to wash my carpets this morning, they had borrowed a rug cleaner and everything.. i bought special lah dee dah carpet " high traffic" soap (21 bux RIPOFF).. My one and only job was to get hubby to remove the furnature and for me to pick up the toys (dishes dirty clothes pieces of paper gum/ sucker wrappers ) off the floors and vaccum them for three hours
Yea u heard me . i said three hours... so its 7 am, i have to get parker up and ready for school, make coffee ( priority one) and move furnature ( sounds like a close cousin to exercise and i am having a feud with THAT family) and vaccume and toys and oh - i just wanted to cry.. Different lies flitted thru my head on ways to postpone the carpet washing ... could i really fake a broken leg when they only live three doors down and i dont have a cast? .. oh well....
I put my still too hot to drink (i heat leftover coffee to almost boiling cus it seems stronger when i let it sit ...i like it to be almost cold, thaty first wonderful cup) down on the end table.... the shakey cus blake removed most of the wodden supports from it end table.... and began hastily picking up the toys, one toy box full now where can i put the rest? Logan is still sleeping so i cant just dump them in his toybox in his room
AHA! i ran to the sewing room, more commenly know as " the place to hide dirty or clean and folded clothes that i dont want to deal with from the MIL. i dumped a basket of folded clothes into abasket of not folded clothes and resumed toy duty. good . done with toys.
I moved the couch.. oh . not done, here is more. I moved the other couch. Still more toys. finally the couches are moved ( spilled my almost ready to drink coffee on the carpet and was tempted to cry/lick it up again. oh well we are washing floors today anyway, its a great day to spill!
I vaccumed for about 20 minutes which woke up the kids which ment i had to stop and make them food ( grumble ) and get luch packed and oh crap cant send him to school in incredible hulk jammies can i?
I didnt get my coffee started until after 845 am... sickening.
So everything is going great, carpet washing wise, well it went great after we called jake to call debra ( carpet washer owner and my SIL) for instructions as to " why isnt it sucking?" oh thats what the ON/OFF switch is for... sounds like good information to pass on when you are loaning out soemthing. So we start to clean , looking good.. kind of an odd smell i think. must be the soap... found out AFTER that MIL was thinking the same damn thing and also blamed it on the soap... comunication people its the key to preventing forest fires!
got the living room done, looks awesom. stopped for a cuppa coffee.. ok her first my seventh. ( onto second pot it is now almost 1030 am. start in hallway .. is the "soap" smell stronger? nah imagining things... more coffee, logans room kinda done, mine pre soaked .. then me yelling whats that noise and her yelling get some water and me yelling what are you doing and the sound of the cord being yanked outa the wall, ( a cardanle sin in her books) and the machine goes silent. Mil take the container of dirty water .. u know the used stuff that was in the floor and is now floating with the ick.. and tossed it on the back of the machine.. black smoke, horrible smell. meanwhile blake is laffing at our funny game with lighting. "uhhhhmmmmm mom? i think we killed it."
isnt it always like that ? you borrow something and then it commits suicide in your piossession!
`ACK end story ~ carpets fine .. well till the end of the hall lol, then they are greyish LMAO, SIL took carpet washer back to store, she bought it 7 or so years ago, had no receipt no box, they gave her back her 350 , seems damn thing was on recall LOL... " fire hazard"
ok what next
oh wait this just in " I m going for a smoke, are you done writing your novel yet" (thas hubby) ME" hell no, im only at the end of carpet cleaning, people want to know about me , every little detail, it helps them appriciate their lives ( LOL) makes them more exciting"
ok what next.. made lunch for the kids, got the two younger ones to bed, came down to blog surf, looked over to blake, aww asleep on the couch. made an appointment for his four year vaccinations and got a referral to a speech theripist for him
When blake woke up it was time to go to nana's house and try out the bike without the training wheels . i gave him a " man bandaid" cus if he is big enought to ride a two wheeler he is big enough for the big bandaids... he didnt need them we thougth ahead and made him wear jeans and a coat , plus the all important helemt. We soon realised that blake has no sense of balance, watching him on that bike its a wonder he can walk , much less run and climb stairs. Training wheels go back on, but sneaky sneaky papa puts them on so they dont touch the ground unless the bike is tipping. should help the balance issue ... we hope
had a fun - ish evening, hubby was in top form amusing me , i laughed till it hurt. Parker had oodles of homework andhe is only in grade one! he started his homework at 430 and stopped for 20 minutes at 6 to eat supper and went back to it till seven thirty. IMO thats too much for him , but i am not the teacher!
had a bath ( without my home micro-dermabrasion) ate some easter candy and came down to blog. My plans for the rest of the evening are just for me and hubby to know about ... altho i am thinking of settign the coffee pot tonight as the only leftover coffee i have is the cold 1/4 cup upstair on the table, with a layer of curdled cream on top.. even i am not that desperate for coffee , am i?
i guess that if i forget to set the coffee timer we will see tomorrow , won't we
Here is a funny joke. its about road signs, I could not figure out how to get it onto the blog, so i am just sending a link. I do beleve that on this site, after so many days ( weeks?) the link becomes inactive, but i am not really sure about that !
please check this joke out, it made me giggle and i am sure it will make you too!
Ahhh, another day done. Kids have played all day , most of it outside in the wonderful spring weather, they have been bathed, and had a surprise visit from grandpa and grandma... leading to the question posed by my oldest
" so did grandpa really have a op-rat-on, or is he telling us he did so blake isnt scared of the shark in the lake anymore?"
so now the kids are tucked tight in their little beds, kisses and hugs have been administered, loose teeth have been " wiggle checked" and I head up for a nice relaxing bath......
hmm maybe a bit of back story will help.
we bought a house with a cute little sandbox built-in , in the backyard... it has a roof and everything! unfortunatly because it also has a floor, there is a limit to the sane in it.
Last saturday we bought three forty four pound bags of sand, and today we finally had time to empty them into the sandbox ( yes the boys were excited for their "clean dirt")
im thinking , with the amount of sand in my bathtub tonight, we will have to buy a new bag at a rate of , oh, say one 44 pound bag every THREE DAYS
tell me, how can you relax in a tub after spending forty minutes washing it out, scrubbing the bath tub toys, putting all the cleaners away, washing the water off the floor,taking the cleaners back out because you decide you might as well wash the whole bathroom floor while you are at it, and hey everything is out already, might as well scrub the toilet too!
i had a shower.
So today Blake turned four, and what a wonderful and scary four years it has been! from the oment i went into labour i knew this baby was going to be a challenge! LOL it started with me wanting to go to the hospital to HAVE him and his daddy saying " is it really that important" when i called him at work to tell him the age old " its time"
now now, he asked that because he didnt want to worry me, see he had been hurt at work and was notified in the waiting room of the hospital that i was in labour and he wanted to know if he had to come get me and then get his stitches or get the stitches and then come get me... i thought he was playing cards and wanted to finish his game LOL.
Blake is a wonderful boy. he takes apart the pipes under my bathroom, but he can also put them back together. i cannot tell you how many times i have gone to sit on a chair only to have it fall apart because " someone" has taken all the screws out.
When blake was 18 months i had to watch him arms outstreached screaming as the doctors took him from me for his first surgery. just 9 more days untill we go back to see his surgeon. I am really pushing for them to do the operation one last time , fix it so i can forget about it ya know. i cant believe how big he is, now i have to make appointments for his 4-6 year old vaccinations and set up the speech therepy ( he was toung tied very badly at birth and they fixed it while he was under anesthetic for his operation ~ but because he was so old, he learned to say the words wrong, and we have to re train him to say them right)
I am so sad right now, i know i should not be, but i cant stand it, he is growing up too fast, ~ they all are~ parker is going to be seven soon. I still remember them as babies, hos soft their skin was , how sweey ~ or sour~ they smelled. I can still feel the frustration welling up when i think of the way they cried as newborns. I can hearBlakes tiny voice echoing in my head saying " I lull uuh" feel the sticky kisses on my face , and his arms tight round my neck in a hug. I worry now , that when it is time for them to actually leave home, to get married and make me some grandbabies to play with... am i going to go insane? what will i do without fights and tears and hugs everyday?
for that matter what am i supposed to do in 15 months when Blake is enrolled in kindergarten?
it was so hard to send parker away to school. i was so used to being with him, knowing everything he knew, he didnt experiance anything unless i was there too, then he started coming home from school, telling me about a day he had that i hadnt shared and it broke my heart again. and soon blake will be doing it too... and then logan...
maybe i should just start collecting piles of newspapers and collecting stray cats now... why wait till they are in school or move out to go crazy?...
i dont understand where this sadness is coming from tho, really i should be happy, Blakes birthday was perfect. sure an unnamed uncle was really egging the boys on, making them noisy and hyper, but they are boys and it was a party i expect that .....sorta. the cake was good the people and gifts were awesome, and yet ... i feel like crying
this is long and rambly and kind of depressing, im signing off now but i will keep trying to get the shark vidio up and running ....
I found this funny little quize while visiting one of my favorite sites, Joydivision, I thought for sure id score a higher percentage of evil so i am sitting here wondering how on earth do you get 84% evil????? joy, im scared of you now!
|You Are 52% Evil|
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.
Funny Quotes About Marriage
"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
"Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet."
"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people
remembering the same thing."
"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one
that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."
"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America...
The rest cheat in Europe."
"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the
hope of pulling out an eel."
-Leonardo Di Vinci.
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like
and give her a house."
"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to
whom it may concern."
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
"The difference between divorce and legal separation
is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."
So i have been busy! i decided to re organize my bedroom, havent even been in the new house for six months and i am re decorating! LOL , thats life, befor the bed was on the same wall as the door, and it made the room seem very small, so i moved it under the window, and changed the dresser as well, we had a six drawer unit, three drawers to a side, and it was quite long, i switched it for a five drawer unit, its tall instead of wide. made such a difference. Now i am super excited to paint the bedroom, BUT we cant decide on a color, much less a specific shade. i think that in the last six months i have taken home over 300 of the little " paint chips" from home depot! and i want more!
i think i want a sandy tan color for the bedroom, we have a tan for the basement and i love it! , but i am thinking a nice wallpaper border would be nice too, some pretty big decisions i need to make. .
We decided to move the cats water and food dish out of the bathroom, because the litter box is in our bathroom too and when the cats drink, they spill water every where and then it mixes witht he litter that sprays out when they jump from their box, leaving a disgusting clay mixture that just grosses me out! We bought a little mat with a waterproof back and put it in a corner of our room for the food and water , I am hoping this will stop the icky litter mess. I sweep the bathroom floor daily so now that the water is out, it should be a lot cleaner in there.
We went grocery shopping ( we go twice a month) and during one of our stops at a store, we made our way to the back to get the " free kids cookie" which is basically a bribe the stores give to the kids to keep them quiet, but i am not gonna complain cus it happens to work with MY kids!
anyway a big ol book is set up right next to the cookies, and Parker points out to blake, " hey blake you could get this cake, it comes with a toooooyyyyyy" and thats it, blake was hooked .
20 minutes of flipping thru the book later, after very animated discussion between the two boys, blake settles on the spiderman cake, not becasue the cake looks good, but because of the toooooyyyy. Its a soiderman fighting doc octupus, ok i can live with that as long as they can still write happy birthday on the cake!
THEN parker says can we get two cakes mom?
not cus he thingks we will need more cake, but because its " not fair" that blake is getting a toy on the cake and parker will not be getting a toy on a cake.
I hate that statement already and he has only started using it in the last month " its not faiiiir"
MOM:well tuff luck buddy boy-o , it aint ur birthday, its blakes and all tehm wrapped present in my closet.. they are blakes too!
PARKER: " but thats not faiiiir" ( insert whiny voice and tears in eyes here)
MOM: when it was your birthday did blake get presents? no, did he pick YOUR cake, no! its his birthday he gets the presents and maybe , just maybe if you are really nice to him, he will let you play with them!
PARKER: but, thats not really fair mom, he is only one boy and there are five presents in your closet , so maybe i can have one and you and daddy and logan and then we will all have a present!
MOM: no way, those are blakes, at your birhtday what did you do when he wanted.......
blah blah blah, this " not fair" argument is still going on, im pretty tempted to send him to his nanas tommorrow so he isnt even at the birthday party.
if i sound overly bitchy, its cus i need a nap.
later vader ( so what if it IS 20 to six, if i want a damn nap ill have a damn nap!)
( any one who has seen the comedian who said all stupid people should have to hold a sign saying " stupid" will understand the title of this post)
I read many many blogs daily, some of them i check multiple times during the day , in case they have updated... as well as the blogs, i read dear abby off the yahoo daily, because every so often you find a real gem, like THIS woman..... what an idiot! If my husband came home from work and said " honey, tonight IM cooking supper" I';d fall over dead in my shoes, I mean if he only did it ONCE a month I'd be supremely pleased with him! ( I hate cooking ) And if the same man vaccumed, took out the trash and put his dishes IN the dishwasher, well, life would be perfect and id have scabs on my knees from thanking him...., this woman needs to SHUT THE HELL UP! If her son is gay, he was gay the DAY he was born, not because his daddy does dishes! ( i heard a rumor that the so called "gay gene" comes from the female genome....)
Some day this little seven year old boy is going to make some woman ( or man!) a very very happy person, gender rolls piss me off, BUT i cant change a tire nor pump my gas so maybe i should practice what i preach! seriously why cant a man vaccume and change diapers and the woman be out in the yard mowing the lawn?
whatever, here is the dear abby story i am bitching about---->
DEAR ABBY: My husband, "Ron," and I are at odds over parenting our 7-year-old son, "Brett." My husband is very domestic. He cooks like a world-class chef and does more housework than any man I know of.
I have read Dr. James Dobson's books on family. He clearly states that a father should be the manly role model for the son, to prevent the son from being homosexual. I'm concerned that Brett will learn feminine ways from my husband and turn out to be gay. How can I convince Ron that he needs to teach Brett the more manly things in life? -- WORRIED MOM IN FLORIDA
DEAR WORRIED MOM: From my perspective, you don't need to change a thing. With all due respect to Dr. Dobson, your husband is already a manly role model to your son. He is teaching the boy important survival skills that will be invaluable when he is older. With luck, your son will turn out to be every bit the man -- and father -- that your husband is.
BLUEPAINTRED: Please forward your " feminine" man to my place, my floors need a scrubbing and the laundry is piling up!
just cus they made me laff outloud
instead of in my head
1) A young woman who had been married for several years was
growing more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex.
She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual
relationship, and finally decided to purchase some
Crotchless underwear she had seen in a novelty shop.
One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous and
he was, as usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up,
and donned her crotchless undies and a slinky negligee. She
then strolled between her husband and the television and
suggestively tossed one leg up on his chair arm.
"Want some of this?" she purred.
"Are you kidding?", he replied, "Look what it did to those panties!"
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man
and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for
a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a
single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a
hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been
given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breathand laughing.
The angel tells them,"Um, you have fifteen minutes left,"Would
you care to do it again?"
He asks her.... "Shall we?" ...She eagerly replies,
"Oh, yes, let's! ...But ....let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head."
... AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ????
Today was an all around good day ! Woke up at 645 as per usual, and made a pot of java, I was having my first cuppa when Hannah arrived. She was very tired LOL She had spent all of last night , from the time her daddy picked her up till 9 pm in her back yard, she even ate her supper there.. I think all kids love the outdoors!
Since hannah was tired i laid her on the couch and poured my second cuppa, thats when it hit me... PArker and Blake are sleeping at nana's, Logan was up way past his bedtime and will deffinatly sleep in. I grabbed sunshine bear off the living room floor.. or maybe it was bedtime bear, i can never keep the carebears names straight. whatever the bear in question became my pillow and we all slept till 10 am ... how can your day not be good with a start like that!
Shortly after lunch, Hannah and Logan were napping, i taked to my bestest friend for 45 minutes on the phone, also a garentee for a good day , infact my day was going so good i decided to do a load of laundry and the dishes.
having my dishes done, which is not a normal occurance in my home ALWAYS makes me feel good.
Parker and Blake walked over from Nana's for a visit, since Nana had phoned to ask if the boys could sleep over another night , i fed them chocolate , chocolate Mr. freeze, chocolate, kool aid, cookies and chocolate, then i let them play in the mud, and in Blakes case eat the mud, and sent them back to nana's for clean up!
I am evil!
Logan and hanna played in the backyard till 515, when hannahs mommy came for her. Micah and i decided to go out for supper instead of cooking, might as well take advantage of the boys being gone. Logan was a great boy at the resturaunt, he is so cute.. but maybe i have to say that cus i am his mom, who knows. Came home , let logan play, ignored his poo'd diaper till micah changed it and sent him off to bed. I had a relaxing bath, and am now here wasting time on the computer!
I am thinkking of doing a joke of the day post everyday, what do you all think? If there is anything else int he world that makes me more happy then chocolate, its email.... i open my box about 3 - 30 times a day, depending how manytimes i get close to the computer, and i get very sad when i open it and have no new emails. Even junk mail amuses me LOL
I'd say, on an average day, i get around 300 to 450 emails LOl I might be addicted.
Now , I'm off to read some of my favorite blogs, some of whome i am very close to linking on my blog as opposed to having them just in my favorites... does anyone ever click on links anyway? and then im thinking, if hubby can figure out how to untangle the blind cord in our room so we can close it, i might just con him into an early night *wink*
Attention all conveinience stores! today is April 20th, Open your doors and be prepared to be bombarded by hordes of munchie crazy revelers intent on celebrating todays date!
hey should this be declared a national holiday ? i mean how many people are at work right now lifting, driving heavy machinery, doing brain surgery and all the while they have been celebrating 4/20?
Following a tip from Dlist, i found ( down right copied) this first ever photo of the TomKitten , Suri. Honestly, i thought the baby would have more hair. Do you think she will ever grow into that nose?? I was thinking of getting baby Suri a pair of alligator skinned booties for a baby gift..out of the question now, i suppose......
tonight we were lucky, our two oldest boys , including our soon to be birthday boy went on a sleepover at nana and papa's house, it was a long trip LOl three houses away .... off to the city we zoomed, picked up the bestest friend and drove to toys r us, birthday boys need gifts do they not?
im not going to ruin the surprise of what he is getting, but i will post photos of the actual party late sunday night.
we had a blast marching up and down the isles , nik took logan with her so hubby and i could make some all important decisions about ninja turtles verses star wars...... wait till sunday to see who won!
when all was said and done, Logan had a spongebob filled with candy and a frying pan filled with fake food LOL
off we went with our trunk full to coffee, ahh coffee, food of the gods, Logan was amazing, considering he spent 30 minutes driving to niks, an additional 15 to get to toys r us and then 2 hours in a highchair with his fake food, pretending to eat it . it was great and i wish i could do it once a week ... well minus the toy store bill LOL
its late here, i have a big day ahead of me, so off i go to dream land
the world has come to a screaming stop, this has been brough on by two things, the first, TomKitten has been born, suri, seven pounds seven ounces ( would have thought six lbs six ounces, but the ailien god is too clever for that now isnt it???) ~ see link here~
the second thing that has brought doom to us all is this : I AM OUT OF WHOPPERS!!! This is a bad thing as whoppers were our only defense agains the tomkitten and i have gone and eaten every last wonderfully delicious one of them! I hope to locate more in WALMART on wednesday or tuesday when i go into the city, so wish me luck, the survival of the human race depends on the success of my search!