My Dad's House Exploded

Thursday, June 29, 2006

im sorry to say this isn't a joke :0(

yesterday the watermain below my fatehrs house broke. they lost everything in the basement, and since they LIVE in teh basement while my grandma lives upstais they lost everything.
it was laundry day so most ( about 95%) of their clothes were ont eh floor, ruined.

the fish survived, but thats it

they will be out of house for 3-6 months. They are trying to rent a fifth wheel, but its the july long weekend and everythingis taken.

what can I do to help them? any suggestions? buying clothes is not a good thing, they need to do that on their own, and insurance will pay them back ( thank God for insurance, they have a good package and they will get it all back) plus the town where they live ( and my dad works for) , their insurance will be covering a lot of it .

this totally sucks and I am at a loss at what I can do to help them thru this.

I got Smacked by IT2M...kinda

Ok so I screwed up my blog address when I submitted , but I thought that had been fixed thru emails with them, plus in their list of people waiting, it has the right address, but whatever! I got reveiwed, got some interesting comments from the comment section, not so much from IT2M because of the address issues... kinda feeling ripped off about it cus I like reading their reveiws, so while I got 5 positive smacks, I think to get the real picture of how my reveiw went, you should go to and click on comments, which is at the bottom of the first three reveiws.

3. Phorofor

Well, what have we here? A fucktard who doesn’t know their blog address?

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Best one I’ve seen all day.

I give it

Hey Smart People..

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Is there a way for me to put this picture up top where it says bluepaintred? And if there was a way., how would I go about changing the size to make it fit?

Happy Birthday Logan

And he huffed and he puffed and his mommy blew it out.

SUPERMAN! ( stupeman)

Ohhh Tigger

Even Kitty was "persuaded" to wear a hat!

HA! There we go!

Why does Logan's hat keep falling off?

hats hats hats

Hubster and his tounge

Watch out daddy, she is getting teeth!

Public Service Announcement

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

We interupt your regularily scheduled post for this Urgent Public Service Announcement:


Our Youngest turned two today. He is officially a toddler... woooohoooooo
We had a rocking party and he got a bunck of cool cool stuff!

His Aunty Jessi made his cake. And a Right good cake it was too! ( she forgot her cake pan at my house, so I took it too her and we had coffee. It's still in my car)

Grandpa Don, Grandma Marnee, And Great Grandma Joyce all came to share the day. Aunty NIkki( BFF) Aunty Jess, Aunty Sheri, Uncle Danny, Hannah and her parents, and Krysta and my boys were all there
to share the day. . It was noisy, it was messy and it was FUN

Dad and Marnee both had a go on the new DDR system we have. Dad did really good for a old guy first timer with bum knees... Marnee... not so well, But I can't really judge as I haven't been able to go on it yet... Boobal issues and what not.

I cannot get Blogger to upload the photos, Soooooo i will have to use hello and ~sigh~ post each photo separately.

~*~Because I have six minutes till midnight in my time zone to get this posted, I am giving up on Hello and blogger for the photos. Hopefully sometime during hte night hello will finallt contact blogger and send the pics, if not I will try again tommorrow. It is Very important to me that I get something about his birthday up , before the day is thru... so fingers crossed!~*~

Six Days Till Astroid Approches Earth

An asteroid possibly as large as a half-mile or more in diameter is rapidly approaching the Earth. (approach to our planet early on Monday, July 3) The asteroid, designated 2004 XP14, was discovered on Dec. 10, 2004 by the Lincoln Laboratory Near Earth Asteroid Research (LINEAR)

The size of 2004 XP 14 is not precisely known. But based on its brightness, the diameter is believed to be somewhere in the range of 1,345 to 3,018-feet (410 to 920 meters). That's between a quarter mile and just over a half-mile wide.

Due to the proximity of its orbit to Earth [Map] and its estimated size, this object has been classified as a “Potentially Hazardous Asteroid” (PNA) by the Minor Planet Center in Cambridge, Massachusetts. There are currently 783 PNAs.

To read more, go Here

I'm really really happy now, that My Sister Bought the Boys that telescope for christmas!

Just a Quick Question

Hey , the Hubster thinks its ok to spend five hundred bux I do NOT on the PS3 that comes out in November... that month just befor CHRISTMAS. So I was thinking instead of trading his PS2 slim thingy in for "in store credits and I can get games and shit with it" We should splurge and get the boys a TV ( a small one) with the hooky uppy things for the PS2 and give them that to play with... that would be a sweet Xmas Gift, huh?

ummm is it ok for me to be planning Christmas in June?

I am Supposed to be Washing Floors!

I have to wash my kitchen floor, tonight is Logans birhtday, and I need a clean floor for babies to drop cake on.... doesnt make sense does it?

oh well, I'll do it anyway

And now, without further ado, I present my new Brothers... these are the ones I have been refering to as "hottie" decide for yourself! Dane is the Man with The Yellow hat... look closely for the monkey. Rich is the spikey hair squinting at the sun..

Rich is getting married in a months time, sorry girls. and I will take pics of his wife's dress.... she could wear a potato sack and look great!~ I have a pic of her somewhere on my hard drive, it should have been right beside this one in fact... but it is lost. I'd make a lost poster but I don't have a picture for it

heh heh two guesses on who this is.. and I will repeat, I cannot be held responsible that she smeared it in her eye! how was I to know???

Wedding PARTY Time

Monday, June 26, 2006

Let me start this post off saying that while I did manage to snag almost 400 photos and videos, I was incapable of getting video or pics of the two most interesting happenings of the night. My Bad. I apologise.

The first was when we convinced my new Mommy to smash the gooey cake in my Dads face ... oh it was s-w-eeeeeeee-t . The best part of it was , he grabbed her and kissed her full on... heheheh... they were both covered in cake (yummy cake) So there I am taping them cake-fight-and-make-up, only to realise my camera is having a bad day. It didn't tape. not even one second of it. ~ sigh~

And it was sooooo GOOD

The next great opertunity was with my baby niece. I fed her Icing. Red Icing. Bright RED Icing. (yummy icing) But then that little brat went and ruined it! She fisted her chubby little hand, shoved it in her icing covered mouth and then smooshed it allll over her eye. And when I say ALL over, I mean in her lashes, in the lid, in the eye itself! LMAO , I have the pre-smoosh photo, but after she rubbed it in the eye, Her momma freaked ( first time moms!) and so I washed her little face clean.

So with almost 400 photos, I can't really post them alll at the same time, so be prepared to see photos of this wedding ( not really a wedding as much as a party, considering they got married six weeks ago) pop up all over the place during the next six years.

but now, to start, the happy couple:

The last photo was taken at 11 AM the next MORNING... clean up duty while drinking huh?


Sunday, June 25, 2006

Brought to you VIA Cheerio Butt:

This weeks peek at me weekly is Secrets... A secret no one would guess about you , in fact

It has taken me allll week to decide if I should do this weeks Peek. The reason? My family and friends all read this blog. Its not just abstract people online, It will be read by people I see and talk to on a daily basis. Deep breath , Im gonna do it.

My secret is really more a Thank You. A BIG Thank You. HUGE.
Thank you to D****n , who said My husband and I would not see our fifth wedding anniversary.

Thank you to the people who gave "the look" you know the one I am talking about, when I said, Yea Im gonna marry the boy who knocked me up, Deal with it!

Thank you to my Dad, who said while we waited in the little room off the Shrine for my turn to walk that isle"You don't have to do this. We can deal withthe baby ourselves" Such support! but at the same time, you didn't believe in this marriage either! I wonder... do you now?

Thanks to all the people who looked at my huge tummy rolling with baby kicks with distain.

Thank you to the lady in the womans washroom who said to me "I bet you don't even know the babys father!"

Thank you to my sister who accused my soon to be husband for ruining my life.

Thank you to every one who didn't believe in us.

You guys are the reason we are together now. A little over two months to our seventh Wedding Anniversary.

Our first year of Marriage was HARD. Living with very religious In-laws who didn't understand me, nor I them. Living with a baby whom I tried to breastfeed and failed. It was hard. There were times I wanted to (and times I did) throw my ring at the Hubster, and wanted to call it quits.

You know what stopped me? You guys. I pictured each and everyone of you , and it gave me strength . Strength to calm down , and to try to understand what was really happening. Number one, Don't live with family! Your lack of faith in our relationship gave me the strength to get through that first year.

And now? Life isn't perfect. We still fight. But he still makes me laugh more then anyone I know. He still has the power to make me cry when I see him with my boys. He is still the love of my life, So thank you ....

Faulty Zipper

Friday, June 23, 2006

Let me just toss this out for y'all to chew over while I am gone tommorrow.

Chosing to go comando and wearing shorts with a faulty zipper you know about is a bad thing.

Remembering the faulty zipper when you keep getting strange looks while standing in the front yard with the Father In Law... Not good. Baaaaad. They live three house down, I can't hide from them forever!

How long does embarrassment last anyway?

The Fourteenth Letter

Parker: Mom can I have a cookie

ME: no

Blake : Can I have a cookie?

Me : no

Logan : un cookie mommy?

Me: no

Blake : I want a cookie

Me: what part of no was hard? the N or the O?

Blake: (pauses) uh.. the N?


I just realised that my dad is having his wedding reception tommorrow

that means family will come down to celebrate with us

thats good

that means family might want to come see my new house

thats bad

I have to clean now... really lots. I havent really cleaned house since the operation LAST friday ~ its in bad shape... am I allowed to vaccume? Send Help

but first, I am going to take "before photos"

thats good...or bad

*UPDATE* I did take the before pics but was too tired to take the after pics... just imagine it really really messy ( three kids two cats two snakes two semi adults ~ seven days of no cleaning) then picture it clean!

The Couch Ate My Baby

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Shark attack

It was Vicious, It was bloody drooly... I am not sure who won!

Can I Borrow Some Benadryl

Wednesday, June 21, 2006


UPDATE: Some people may think this is a real virus...
its a joke !

The "Done Mommy" Race

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

When Logan is Done Lunch, He says "Done Mommy"

If you are not RIGHT there to take away his plate, he shreds the leftover food and throws it , shoving the plate away from him, sometimes, he simply picks it up and tosses it on the floor..

Here is baloney on the wall from todays lunch.

I Own A Mop

And the rest of the table.

A Very Late Father's Day Post

First Off, Here is what the Parkster Made for Daddy at school. Its a magnet on a peice of foam with a cork board type layer and a black and white photo of our boy-o.. Its way too cute. Can't really tell from this photo but its about 6 inches square.

Here is the Front Of the Card Parkster made at school. It was a cute card, But even better was the way the Hubster ran his finger over the "for Dad" in the pocket. Hubster doesnt show emotion very well, So it was very touching for me, to see the visable emotion he felt when he saw the card.. It gets even better when you open it!

Parker told Hubster "It says Happy Fathers Day , Daddy I Love You, And these are hearts I drew, From Parker, xo xo xo - those are hugs and kisses - I drew three cus you have three boys"
Way too cute!

Here is the poem inside the card. Parker read it to us at least three times, and again to his Papa and Nana when we went over there that afternoon

We let the Hubster Sleep in till 11 am. But turns out he was up till 3 am playing DDR so he still only got 8 hours of sleep LOL.. I tried. The last three Fathers Day's I totally forgot , and I hit him hard in the ribs pushed him out of bed nagged yelled pouted each time and made him get up with kids so I could sleep. I totally tried to make up for it this year

The boys made him breakfast in bed, AND a tray to carry it on. The also got him "The Adventured Of Tom Bombadil" ( a book) with a little help from mommy. They ALSO got him a cup with cute little cats on it, with help from nana ( they got me a kitten cup too!)

Unfortunatly I did not get to give him his Fathers Day gift from me. I tried earlier in the week, but he was sick, and now I am out with Boobal Issues. It's OK cus they are safely hidden in the hamper in my room, Under my socks ( clean ) We will get to use them at some point!

So that Was Hubsters Fathers Day.

I called my own Father on Sunday. I was not upto the 45 minute drive to go down to see him in person ( Sorry Dad! I drove to the city tonight and I am in P A I N now ~ so It was a good decision)

Anyway while on the phone with him, I could hear my sibs and my baby niece in the background, So I asked him If he was having a good day.

He said NO

I asked what was wrong and he explained he didnt feel good because Marnee ( his Wife-ee-poo) Had tried to kill him!.. Apperently she pushed him backwards on the bed that morning and hurt his back. I figured that with him having three biological kids of his own and two wedding gift HOTTIES kids, he knew the basics of the Birds And Bees... Trying to explain sex to your father makes for a very awkward Conversation!... Maybe I will draw him a diagram this weekend....

So, That was My Dad's Fathers Day ( oh and I sent him a card , but he never said Thank You)

She Loves Her Aunty!

Here Is Krysta today,, She is such a HAPPY baby. Very coontent, That first night she slept for 14.5 hours straight... I had the baby monitor turned way way up to make sure I would hear her cry, and nothing!...

see that pretty blanket Krysta is on? Her Grandma Marnee Made it. I should take a better picture of it. Each of those squares is a puff ball of lovely soft fluff, perfect for baby to grab and chew and roll around on without getting hurt!

Bye Bye Baby

Krysta Is leaving me tommorrow eveining

I'm Going to MISS her.
This is how she was sleeping the first night.

I check on each of my kids every night before I go to bed, Or I lay in bed wondering if they are dead... Its stupid I know, But I cannot sleep without first seeing them peacefully sleeping in theri beds ~ alive.

How cute is this baby?

Stuff on My Cat

I will give you a hint. My kids Like Sharks
this link will only work for today..
click Here

And For My Next Trick...

Monday, June 19, 2006

Now that we are back to our regularly schedualed blogging, thanks in part to the wonderful makers of Advil, lots has been happening at my house I have been unable to blog about....

  • We bought DDR
On the day of my surgery , Hubster was given a list of things to occupy him while he waited. One of said things was to purchase DDR. <- seriously clock on this link, this kid is FIVE years old! I wanted DDR because I was reading a "mommyblog" and she had at the end of her post that she had worked out on DDR and LOST ACTUAL CALORIES. I am on a never ending quest to lose 20 lbs... without exercise. My last weight loss program centered around horozontal dancing. I think it was working too, until my Boobal exile from marital relations ... Sigh.. I plan on rejoining that particular weight loss group as soon as I can. And by group I mean two.
So what I did not realise was that after I got home from the hospital I would not beable to jump all over the place playing DDR, And I would have to watch as my husband fricken masters the thing and my two oldest try to LOL ~ there will be videos of this soon! But not of me .

  • Parker Is almost done school
Today Parker brought home a full bookbag of things from school. papers markers garbage... a lot of cute things, i will keep them until the first of August, By then he has forgotten he has them and I can safely throw them away. Should anyone actually WANT books colored in by a six year old, one about a pig perhaps? the writing is not legible. I will be happy to send them to you! Otherwise , blue box<> of my neighbours who sleep in late on Thursday mornings, here I come! Seven.. Maybe six, days of school left

  • I stole A Baby
No really I took her and Im not giving her back ( all I can say is it's a good thing baby's mom will have her back by the time she reads this or I'd be dead) My brother and his soon to be wife who wants me to wear a very unflattering maitron of honor dress for her wedding but we have time to talk her out of it Have been having a very stressful month. I will not go into reasons why, suffice to say, I have been where they are now. I Am baby-sitting for my impossibly FAT beautiful neice 6 months and weighs the same as my 2 year old...pffft Krystas momma and daddy need a few days to party it up and remember all the fun they have together before getting back to the grindstone. My four year old is doing all the baby lifting for me during the day, And Hubster comes to my rescue in the evenings.

  • Here are some Random Photos
  • My Dad's First Tattoo, I will ask Him if I can have pics of the others.. This is NOT the one I drew
  • This Is our Cat Tigger. I think I have put this photo in before, But thats OK, I like It any way
  • Hubster's Third and SecondTats. I will take a pic showing all of them soon, I promis. And yes those are freckles, He is a red head.

  • My Little Shadow. It is not often I take photo of shadow that turns out. It is really hard to photograoh black shiny things.. This one, it worked, but only because I was being sarcastic and walking around pushing the button repeatedly without looking thru the veiw finder. Had I tried to take this.. PFFT!

  • I Promise To
Start reading AND commenting on blogs. Might not happen until Wednesday, as I have the baby till then and I will NOT NOT NOT let Blake carry her down the stairs.. nonono. So , I promise, from Wednesday night onwards I will make a total jerk of myself commenting on all of you're blogs again!

E-mail Seditive

Warning! I am posting a Photo Of the Incision.. Scroll Carefully!

This will be, I HOPE my last Post on *just boobs* Enough is enough! If I can't stand hearing my kids whine, why do I expect y'all to listen to ME whine???

So, I took a photo of my cut, I phoned and emailed it to my surgeon. She said that it WAS splitting, but it seems to be stopped. ( fingers crossed here people!!) In the event that It does happen again ( which it won't if fingers have been dutifully crossed) I have free reingn to go see the on call plastic surgeon at the Hospital. Red Alert has officially been called off! So thats good news.

Don't ask how I stopped the splitting, it involved fans,polysporin, custom cut bandaids, warm cloths, and baby powder... If I tell you more, I'd have to kill you !

I have eaten 9 fudgsicles and 3 reveles and 2 Real Fruit strawberry popsicles in the last 24 hours. Thats the bad news.

now .... I am leaving a B I G Space here so that you can STOP scrolling BEFORE you see the incision, should you choose NOT to see it.. Its not so pretty, but try to picture it after the swelling and bruising goes down... So, last warning, if you are squeamish, stop NOW... there will be NO vomit on MY blog! ( I chose to post the less *graphic* of the two I took, this one shows only half of the cut, and is not as "close up" as the one I sent my surgeon )

State of Panic

Sunday, June 18, 2006

I want to take this time to thank everyone for their comments. Right now I am pretty much in a state of panic. Its happening all over again! I am phoning my surgeon tommorrow morning and I hope to get into see her tommorrow after hours. Last time, none of the six different doctors I saw would agree that anything was wrong. My own Doctor was on vacation so I could not see her. I am hoping that with my past history, she will agree to see me ASAP.

Im on pins and needles tho, and I doubt I will get much sleep tonight at all.

The pain is pretty well managed now. I went untill 4 pm without meds , when I should have taken something at 3. By 430 i felt like I was on fire. I took a double dose of pills and Im ok now, But lesson learned! I will take my pills faithfully , even if it does make mee look like a wuss.!

Im wondering if its my fault, becuase really,this is an elective surgery, I am only getting it due to vanity. Scars dont kill people, and they are completely hidden from the world at large. Me, the Hubster ( who doesnt care about the scarring) and my doctor arte the only ones who see this.

I will never regret the breast reduction itself! but maybe choosing to get rid of my scars was a Bad Idea.... and the thougth that I still have to go thru this one more time just about makes me want to cry!

oye vey but I hate stress. Send chocolate my way!

Day Three

The reason I had this surgery In the first place was when I had my breast reduction, the skin split open along the horizontal incision and healed with a bad scar. The point of this was to rid me of the scarring,

yea right


My new cut is starting to split again. Its a small split, maybe 3mm. But its there, and last time it started small too!

Im supper worried, but more then that I am pissed off!

Hubster is trying to reassure me that its just a little infection ( crossing fingers for infection is a weird thing) I think its a split though. It looks soo much the SAME.


I'll keep ya posted

Lots Of Drugs

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Wow. where do I start? with the fact that I can leave my flat on my back , not moving a muscle afraid to breath dependent on my ice packs position on teh couch? I am officially able to sit in semi- upright comfort today. Who knew that boob muscles moved when you sat? Ok really I think the main problem is the location of the incision, which is a hard word to spell and will be known as "cut" from now on.

Its on the underside of the boob, in the crease. Where my bra likes to rest. Its larger then I thought it would be. about 7 inches. I won't be blogging photos of it at this point. It looks really bad, with the bruising dried blood and surgeon marker all over it still. Tonight I will be able to shower AND wash it. Its a scary thought , to be honest.

It took me a full 26 hours to get the bandage off. I had to remove it " before I went to sleep" but I could't because every time I took it off, It bled again, So I left it on. I am very allergic to adhesive so steri-tape was out of the question. Seriosly, last time I had steri-tape I left it on, as I was told to, untill the tape slid off me because the skin underneath basically melted off. It was not a pretty site.

So the operation was pretty fast. I got there about 10 minutes early, and the two people before me were late so I went in with about 30 seconds of waiting. Not even enough time to get nervous.

The needles ( freezing) was a neat experiance. Most of the globe of my boob has no feeling, Don't worry , my nipple has feeling, and thats all that counts in my mind!

So apperently , the way freezing works is needle goes in and the freezing spreads around with the needle site as the epicentre. We were working on removing scar tissue. I was not told that scar tissue is not conductive to freezing dispersion!

She started to cut very slowly, because we wouldnt be able to tell where there was no freezing untill it was already cut. In total I only had to say " ohmigodthathurtsineedanotherneedle" 17 times. The sound of her cutting the scar will stay with me for a while I think. If anyone has ever "torn" fabric, THATS the sound. Its horrible. It's LOUD... I could not beleive HOW loud. Also, when she used the cauterising gun thingy for the little blood vessels, It did NOT make me want a steak.. I don't smell that good cooked... Good thing the Hubster likes his meat rare!

  • It took about 20 minutes , start to finish.

I was very very cocky right after I was done... Little did I know the freezing was going to wear off! I felt so good we went out to supper.... bad idea... freezing wore off about the same time our food came....

I have been faithfully taking 2 advil, 3 tylonol and a T3 every 3-4 hours... Its not enough!

I am not allowed to lift ANYTHING, at all. If it weighs more then 2 pounds, I cant touch it. ummm my purse alone is 5 pounds! My youngest child , who does NOT understand why I can't cuddle him , is 25 lbs... uh just a side note, we weighd all three boys, we got 25 lbs, 25 lbs and 38 lbs... thinking I should make the middle one eat more!

So I am back to blogging, sort of. I am reading all of my "regular" blogs, but commenting is a bit beyond me as of yet . I have to have perfect posture, or there is too much weight on my cut. Sitting on this chair, just for the length of time it is taking to write this is quite hard...

  • I am looking forward to the stage where there is no longer the feeling of BURNING agony interspersed with stitches getting caught on my bra mixed in with a little side order of itching!

  • I am NOT looking forward to repeating this on the left boob in four weeks.. really I'm not... but there is a really noticable lopsided effect going on here....

Out of Order

Friday, June 16, 2006

This Blog is Temperarily Out of Order. when I can sit witout wanting to cry, I will come back and read blogs, now I am heading back to the couch and my ice packs.. miss me or die

Acid??? There is a drug called Acid??/

Your Personality Is Like Acid

A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell!

And I 'm Gone!

time is going quick now, I have about 2 hours to get myself a good book, pack some lipgloss and shower... who knows when I will beable to shower again after tonight? last time I had to wait THREE DAYS... three Loooong days .. it was horrible!

getting a bit nervous, not bad ~ but I think it will get worse LOL LOL

I tried to answer everyones comments, I know I have been very lax in that department

I don't know If I will be blogging tonight ..depends on the pain med I guess

Wish me Luck and send me flowers!

( oh and who all thinks I will have lopsided boobs for my dads wedding)

My Tattoo

Thursday, June 15, 2006

This is it. Its actually two tattoos. The first tat is the chinese writing on the bottom. It is supposed to say "mother" I have no chinese friends, so I don't know for sure. But I looked it up online and took this drawing into the artist, so if it is not mother, then I am to blame.

The next tat I got was the dragon flies. Its a bit more complicated. My husband has three tat on his back, one says "Dragon Master" or something like that .. the other two , one on each side of the upper half of his back are dragons. So, since the boys' daddy has dragons, I wanted something "dragonish" for the boys, I ended up picking dragon flies... I pretend they are baby dragons LOL... Each Dragon Fly is a different color. As well each Dragonfly has the boys birth year and First Initial. Then there are handprints and footprints in the back ground, as well as a scribble, because the day befre I went in, My son colored on my Just re-upholstered couch, The scribble is because the artist thought it was funny. LOL I do too.

So the larger tattoo was done in two sessions. I can't remember how long each was, but during the first one, I had an hour and a half long nap.. just the outlines of the dragon flies and the back ground was done during the first session. Oh year, the top dragon fly was colored in too.

The dragon flys go top to bottom, by age, Parker is the top one, Blake is the middle , and then Logan. I cannot even begin to explain how many times i have had to look down at my leg to figure out what year each were born. I am very bad with numbers and this includes the kids birthdays and my own wedding anniversary. I can remember my best friends birthday ( dec 12)and my inlaws anniversary ( nov 12) nov 12 is also my grandmas birthday. I can remember the month and day , usually of the boys, it is just the year I have issues with. I do admit to sometimes getting the day wrong too, as they are 29, 23, 27...

anyway this is my tat, I loved it when I got it almost two years ago, I love it more now.

oh, and as for size it starts right below my kneecap ( on the side of my calf) and goes to just above my ankle bone...

My dad and his wife--ee--poo also have tattoos. They are neat ones as well, I drew one of them LOL

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

What curse word do you use the most? I asked the hubster, he thinks "shit" but im all for equal opertunity, I use them all, but I try very very hard not to use them around the boys. Logan can say "fuck" tho, so I am not totally successful

Do you own an iPod?
Nope, and I am not 100% positive I know what it is.. a miusic player?

Who on your MySpace “Top 8” do you talk to the most?
I am not on My Space...

What time is your alarm clock set for?
I do not wake up to anything other then violent nudging /pushing /someone calling my name, or , if the kid is lucky, them crying. On weekdays I get up after Hubster shoves me out of bed at ten to seven, except for friday, He starts at five or something, then I move to the couch and wake up when the parent sfor the baby girl I babysit walk in the door.. Weekends I wake up whenever Parker comes in with something he can't handle.. usually around lunch time.

What color is your room? White with accents done in a tastefully matching white color

Flip flops or sneakers?
Are they colorful? Funky? if they draw your eyes to my feet , I wear them.. Im loving slip on shoes cus they are fast...

Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? I hate having my photo taken!
but that doesnt stop me from bitching that I am in none of the pics with the kids!

What was the last movie you watched? Jaws... infact i think the last ten movies I watched have been Jaws

Do any of your friends have children? Some, But we were first , we are always the trendsetters!

Has anyone ever called you lazy? YES, I have a mother in law , after all!

Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster? Nope. all i need is my pillow. I think my pillow IS rugged, i fall asleep , on average, within three minutes of laying down. Seriously, Hubster kept track for 4 months,,, longest I was up was 10 minutes.. and apperently as I fall into sleep I sigh, twitch and then grind my teeth for hours.. Also He says I drool, I say my pillow has a leak

What CD is currently in your CD player? Inspirational Journey by Randy Travis ~ it rocks , expecially while cleaning the kitchen, For vaccuming and laundry folding I put in St. Anger by Metallica

Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Chocolate ~ I am female!

Has anyone told you a secret this week?
No, But I have one and It is killing me . I find I need to talk baout things to get them resolved, so I figure untill I talk this out with the select few who know, I wont be on my game.

Have you ever given someone a hickey?
Yes. It led to a very ... interesting... conversation with my six year old son. Don;t worry I told him no I can't give him one, and when he is 18 and its legal for him to have them, he will change his mind about me giving him one, But it will be fun to embarress him with this little gem when he is older!

Who was the last person to call you?
My grandma, I have been franticly searching for the People Mag with the Brangelina Baby cus I am Team Aniston ALL THE WAY, She bought it for me last night, about the same time I located and bought a copy LOL... But it was super nice of her to take the time to look for me !

Do you think people talk about you behind your back? Oh yea... But honestly, I like it, I deliberatly give them reason to...

Did you watch cartoons as a child? Yes. Do I watch them now. Yes, Im a mom.. i love family guy and Sponge Bob

How many siblings do you have? I have An older sister (Sheri) and a Younger brother (Daniel), I recently got two more brothers ( Dane and Rich)as a wedding gift from My dads new wife ( they are HOT) and very soon I will have two new sisters Jessi and Maritza).. I think Christmas will be expensive this year, But if Ricard is playing Santa, then I'm game

Are you shy around the opposite sex?
around guys? no.. I have to admit, I have the most fun when I am trying to embarress people, and you cannot be shy around a guy if you hope to make them blush... So far my favorite respose to being a total dick to people is " can you guys just please give her back her baby ? you are starting to creap me out" .. that was the hot gas bar dude...

What movie do you know every line to? Jaws

Do you own any band t-shirts?
Yes, John Michale Mongumry and Metallica.. I have eclectic tastes.

What is your favorite salad dressing?
Italian.. but the fat free crap is not a good thing

Do you read for fun? LMAO I figure on an average day I read 3 200 page books...cus I like to read, and i find that I have to read or I go insane. I read while I eat while i bathe while I smoke while I watch tv, While I blog. I have special reading skills that help me to read faster tho :o)

Do you cry a lot?
Normally, no.. in the past 48 hours YES

Who was the last person to text message you?
uhmm trext message, as in a phone? I don't have a cell phone, I have yahoo messageing, and the last person to do that was my friend April.

Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop? Desktop.. a dusty one

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoo? YES I really want to re peirce my nose, and I have two tats that I want right now. My husband will not allow me to tat his name on my body, he thinks its not right to tat anyones name on anyones body , cus they could die tommorrow, but he is stupid. I am smart and since our initials happen to be S&M I am so totally getting a heart made out of a whip with a set of handcuffs set inside the whip with our initials inside.. MUAHAHAHH I also want to get a charm bracelet on my left ankle so I can get tats of the other people who are important to me.. forinstance, my baby neice was born christmas eve and I want something christmasy tattoed for that ... Any one want me to blog a pic of the tats I have already?

What is the weather like? Rain rain go away never come some other day I hate the wet I hate the wind Id kill someone for a sunny day

Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos? Hmmm, considering The Hubster has some kick ass tats on his back and plans to fill his whole back some day as well as having four peircings ( and only one in the ear) I'd have to say yes.

Is sex before marriage wrong?
I think not only is sex before marriage important, living together is too! I will advise my sons to live with someone at least 6 months before marriage. There is no way to stop teens from having sex, seriously, our only option is to teach them how to have it safely!

When was the last time you slept on the floor? Ummm I don't sleep on floors..

How many hours of sleep do you need to function? I usually get 6-7 hours a night but then I have a two hour nap int he morning most mornings and sometimes an afternoon nap. I find I function the best when I get somewhere in teh neighbourhood of 12 hours plus a three hour afternoon nap.. Im totally Low on Iron, but I hate what the iron pills do for me so i don';t bother to take it!

Are you in love or lust? I am in love with my husband, but there is no one other then Jaws.. (yes the shark, I have repetedlt said I have issues) that I lust after more then him.

Are your days full and fast-paced? .. hmm most days are laid back, as laid back as it can get with two babies and a toddler everyday!

Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages? nope.. I'm thinking this is the reason fo rthe roll of fat on my waist.

How old will you be turning on your next birthday? I will be 27 in 19 days.. if I counted right

Are you picky about spelling and grammar? No, I cannot spell and I refuse to stress over fact i refuse to re read this and count how many times i put teh not the and other mistakes....I'm so not fixing anything LOL might be because I am lazy

Have you ever been to Six Flags? No, I would not meet the minimum height requirements for the rides
Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex? I have two female friends that I consider " real" friends... I will not name them. Other then that I feel more comfortable with men

Do you like cottage cheese? Yes. I buy It in bulk even tho I am the only one in the house who eats it.

Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
I have a system. I lay on my right side for long enough for Hubster to get comfortable , then I switch to my left, then I fall asleep. This happens everynight. I have tried starting on the left, but then it goes like this. left side ~ wait, switch, right side~ wait ~switch ~left side~ wait sleep~

Have you ever bid for something on eBay?
No, I do not own creditcards. The ya re evil evil evil

Do you enjoy giving hugs?
On average I dole out q22093724 hugs daily. They make my heart smile

What song did you last sing out loud? The theme for Sponge Bob Square Pants

What is your favorite TV show? Smallville

Which celebrity, dead or alive, would like to have lunch with? Is Dean Koontz a Celeb? cus I'd pick him

Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? For the past 48 hours ~ well I can't say for sure it was butterflys but it was something creeping and crawling

What one thing do you wish you had? Paitence.
Favorite lyrics? Point Of Light , by Randy Travis : There's a point when you cannot walk away
There's a darkness that everyone must face
There are heroes whose names we never hear

When you have to stand up
Straight and tall an mean the words you say
It wants to take what's good and fair and lay it all to waste
A dedicated army of quiet volun-teers

There's a point you must decide just to do it 'cause it's right
And that darkness covers everything in sight
Reaching out to feed the hungry reaching out to save the land

That's when you be-come a point of light
Until it meets a single point of light
Reaching out to their fellow men.

So, Uhmmm... How does this work with Chinas One Baby policy?

Five bundles of joy on way for farmer
(China Daily)
Updated: 2006-06-14 08:53

A pregnant farmer in Songyuan, Jilin Province, will soon have her hands full she is expecting quintuplets, New Cultural News reported.

Qiao Yubo, who is in her 20s, has been pregnant for more than five months.

Since she is expecting so many babies, Qiao now has to eat seven meals a day.

Her waist now measures a mighty 175 centimetres, 103 centimetres more than that before her pregnancy.(1.67-meters tall, has a waistline measurement of 1.75 meters)

Qiao's excessive bulk is causing difficulties in getting around, with taxi drivers too afraid to take her in their cars. Her clothing is all custom-made

Is There

Is there a spellcheck out there for Blogger? I seem to need one really badly

I have it!

I find that today I have Bloggers Block...well not really, its not as if i don't have lots and lots to say, its that I find i cant say it!

OMG what a horrible experiance the past day and a half have been!

Have you ever been to the point where you have to FORCE yourself to hug your own children? hmm? well im there now... I sure as hell hope this feeling goes away AND soon, cus I might be faking it really well when I hug em, but these kids are smart and they are going to pick up on it!

I have used more bleach lysol and mr clean int he past two days then I have in my life i think, not to mention hand soap and antibactirial wash ...

and yet.... blech!

seriously , when I get my head on straight I will be back here... I'm looking forward to blogging about my boob job as I will be awake the whole time... wonder if they will set up mirros so i can watch like they do when you have a baby?

that would be cool

gotta go, phones ringing

Woah ~ Well Put

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

~*~ I did not write any part of this but the title~*~

One evening a man walked into a fast-food chicken place and bought a nine-piece bucket of chicken. He took his chicken to the park for a romantic picnic under the moonlight with his lady.

Upon reaching into the bucket, however, he received a surprise. Instead of chicken he discovered what was apparently the restaurant's night deposit--nine thousand dollars. The young man brought the bucket back to the store and asked for his chicken in exchange for the money. The manager, in awe of the young man's honesty, asked for his name and told him he wanted to call the newspaper and the local news station to do a story on him. He would become a local hero, an example of honesty and morality that would inspire others!

The hungry man shrugged it off. "My date's waiting. I just want my chicken."

The manager's renewed amazement over the young man's humility almost overwhelmed him. He begged to be allowed to tell the story on the news. At this the honest man became angry with the manager and demanded his chicken.

"I don't get it," the manager responded. "You are an honest man in a dishonest world! This is a perfect opportunity to show the world that there are honest people still willing to take a stand for what is right. Please, give me your name and also the woman's name. Is that your wife?"

"That's the problem," said the young man. "My wife is at home. The woman in the car is my girlfriend. Now let me have my chicken so I can get out of here."

***** It's easy to look good to people who don't know you. Many of us do a good deed here and there, go to church, say the right words, and everyone thinks we're something that we're not. But the important thing is what is in your heart. It really doesn't matter how much you do or what other people think of you. What matters is what's on the inside. So try not to do things just to make other people like you or to impress someone--do things for yourself, to make yourself a better person. ******

~ Boob Cutting Clarification ~

umm sorry i didnt clarify the boob cutting up thing.... yea ... im a bit distracted n stuff... infact im considering taking up drinking... yea that would be good , considering i am allergic to alcohol and smelling the stuff gets me woozy.. i swear i do not beleive i will last this day all the way thru.. no siree... anyway im going insane, my problem not yours... here is the down low on the boobs.

gonna get em tightened up, covered by my goverments insurance and everything... need more info? go here

have fun, be sure to miss me when I am in my padded room


give me my horrible nasty disgusted Bad Mother of thedecade Millennium History of the Whole Fucking World Year award NOW.

Update: can I get these in multiples? Seriously.

The Problem with Making Plans is...

They always get ruined.

I bought a set of candy underwear, thinking it would make a nice fathers day gift.. me wearing them , NOT him...Sigh... Why Do I always have to explain this ?

Then I realised that fathers day is two days AFTER I get my boob all chopped up.... so thats out!
So Saturday night ~ nope too tired, Sunday Morning I told him to come to bed on time as I have a gift for him... Sunday night comes, Im to sick to live.... I have decided on cremation and chocolate bars by the way !

So last night, Monday, I figure, hey I can breath again, the snot isn't quite so everywhere, lets do this! I have a limited time between now and Thursday night, but, I come to bed all candy-ised... and HE is SICK!


so yea... never make plans

Know what sucks big time?

Monday, June 12, 2006

This, not only do I not know how to flip the picture right side up, Parker brought this home.. its FOUR PAGES LONG he has to write the time and then um write the time.. like uh 1:45 is a quarter to four ... that kinda thing ~ and here is my deep dark secret.... I can't tell time on that kinda clock.. seriously i spent three years in resource room trying to learn it.. I just can't do it.. And now his teacher expects ME to help HIM!
Thank God for excellent amazing wonderful sweet caring KICK ASS friends who are willing to help him do it, cus without My bestes bud Nikki, Parker and I would be up shit creek without a paddle!

Now, I Don't Have A Daughter, But....

Sunday, June 11, 2006



1. NAME_________________________________

DATE OF BIRTH___/___/___


3. SOCIAL SECURITY#______________DRIVERS LIC#_______________

4. BOY SCOUT RANK___________________________

5. HOME ADDRESS______________CITY/STATE_______________ZIP_______

IF NO, PLEASE EXPLAIN___________________________________

7. NUMBER OF YEARS PARENTS MARRIED?____________________

8. DO YOU OWN A VAN?________________MOTORCYCLE?______________

9. IN 50 WORDS OR LESS, WHAT DOES DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER MEANS TO YOU?__________________________________________________

10. IN 50 WORDS OR LESS, WHAT DOES LATE MEAN TO YOU?________________________________________________________

11. IN 50 WORDS OR LESS, WHAT DOES ABSTINENCE MEAN TO YOU?__________________________________________

12. CHURCH YOU ATTEND?________________________


C. A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE ______________

15. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE IF YOU GROW UP?________________




Nap Time

I wanted a nap, I needed a nap. I didn't think it was fair for me to go hide in bed and leave all the kids for daddy to watch. So I comprimised, I told Parker and Blake to go down stairs. They did, they even promised to be quiet . They didn't . I took Logan to bed with me.

Logan was not cuddly as a baby , he is not cuddly as a toddler. I can count on one had the number of times I have gotten to sit on a chair with his warm little boy body limp in my arms sleeping. He just doesnt do it. Logan can't sleep with someone. He needs to be in his room, alone. Even as a tiny tiny baby I could not rock him to sleep. I'd get fristrated that he wouldn't sleep and put him in his bed to cry, But as soon as I left the room he went quietly into dreamland.

One of my favorite mommy jobs is holding sleeping babies. I'd pay big money to get my six year old to sit and cuddle , much less sleep in my arms! But Logan, well, I'm used to him now, I don't even try to rock him to sleep. Even our cuddle song time has turned into a game with him!

So I took Logan to bed with me, knowing that at most I'd beable to close my eyes but he wouldn't sleep, so I wouldn't sleep. He brought his sucker and his shark to bed. He has been carring his shark for abpout two weeks now. In bed, during meals, while playing , even in the bath. Its plastic, it washes so we let him.

I put Logan on the bed and pointed to daddy's pillow. Get up I told him. he just sat there. I moved him so I could climb up. When he saw me laying down he tried to scramble off the bed. I asked him to lay down , but he didn't, so I pulled him down to me. I layed him on his side and tucked my arm around his warm little belly. He smelled like juice and wet diaper. He just laid there , took a bite of his sucker and started kicking his legs. I closed my eyes.

Not long passed when I realised his legs were still, and I looked up at him, he was trying so hard to stay awake. his eyes would drift so slowly shit, and then open super wide again. I never noticed how long and pale his eyelashes were before, he is always on the move. he fought sleep for a long time, and then with a raspy sigh, his eyes closed and stayed closed. Now I was fadced with a problem. My throat was burning, my nose stuffed, my eyes were watering with tiredness. but finally , without me trying even, I had Logan in my arms, his back to my chest, his little sticky hand holding on to my finger. How could I just go to sleep and miss this?

This time it was me fighting sleep, searching his face , re-learning him, it's been so long since I have gotten to do this. ! I felt his little Skull. His soft spot is long gone, I hadnt noticed, I marveled at how soft his short short hair is, and ran my finger over his cheek seeing the bits of lunch that hadn't been washed away. Finally I snaked my arm around him, grabbing him closer to me, snuggling my face ionto the back of his neck and he sighed and streached his leg as I put my hand on his fat little tummy again. Then I closed my eyes and slept.

When I woke up, he was gone, but I could still feel his little hand clenched on my finger and I smiled... maybe next weekend he will have a nap with mommy again!

Sorry Folks ~ He's Not for Sale

I woke up at 11 this morning. He let me sleep in. : o) I still felt like the fat lady at Wal ~ Mart had run me down with her shopping cart ~ but I knew I had to clean house today anyway. We had been washing individual dishes to eat off of for three days.. dammit, this is going to take me a long time, sick as I am!

I smelled the coffee first... I do love some coffee, and nothing is better for a burning throat then something nice and hot!

then I turned the corner and saw this :

Dishes done : Check
Counters washed : Check
Baby changed : Check
Floor swept : Check
Kids fed: Check
Coffee Made : Check

He is , without a doubt , A keeper

I hate being sick

yea, I feel like crap, celeb posts it is.
So what do ya figure? Is Brad Pitts Leftover's Jennifer Aniston fat or knocked up?......and if she is I'd like to hear a collective ewwwwwwww for the Vince Vaughn factor

im sick

Saturday, June 10, 2006


A Picture Story ~ Horror ~

Friday, June 09, 2006

Logan woke from his nap and said " un cookie mommy" I gave him four chocolate teddy grams which he stuffed in his mouth and went to show daddy who was trying to spend quality time with the toilet
~ all horror stories have forshadowing~

Look closely at his lips( and i mean really close
cus he wouldn't stop wiggling so I could not use my nifty macro setting),

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~~ *warning Management is not responsible for your sleepless nights when you lay awake imagining his face BEFORE I washed his face, his walls his sheets his carpet his bed his stuffed puppy everything!*~~ Scroll forward to meet the "monster" of this story~~*

Dont say I did not warn you