A Little Help Please

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Four months Ago, I could turn on my computer and play internet pool and canasta. Then I found Blogger. I like Blogging But I am still not so computer smart. I just installed haloscan in this blog. it says

: Header Image: At the top of every comments page, you can have your own title image shown. Once you've created the image, save it in your webspace then type the location/URL of the image below:

URL of your Image:
Example: http://www.example.com/mypicture.gif (leave blank for no image)

I want a photo from my files to be this picture.... how do I " save an Image to my webspace"?
Should this be ridiculusly ( sp?) easy, then i give you permission to laugh at me.. but first you must explain!

thanks : o )

OH, and I lost all the comments I had before.. the ones made on blogger... they did not get transfered to Haloscan. Is this normal? Because I LIKE comments! I know my highest comments/post was 5 but still...they were MY five! ~ and now~ sigh~ they are gone forever aren't they?

commenting and trackback have been added to this blog.

Blog Safty Meme

I read this post a while ago, it was funny, but scary at the same time... Stalkers , Pedophiles and Weirdos are out there...Are we as bloggers being carful enough?

I try to be vauge about where I live , but maybe I have slipped up here and there..maybe you have too.

Sometimes you have to step away and let someone with an impartial eye veiw your blog and check for safty concerns... thus The Blog Safty Meme.

I'd like everyone to pick a favorite blog , reveiw the current months postings ( all of May) and look for safty concerns...first and last names, a street sign that can be read..school names... ect.

Sound Easy? After you have reveiwed a blog, send them a comment on their latest post, explaining what you are doing and what you found out. Send me one too! I'm hoping that a lot of people will reveiw a lot of blogs and find nothing dangerous..... well except for Mr.Fabs blog.... he might as well print out a Map to his house!

What Am I Doing Right Now?

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

DUH. blogging, but as soon as i am done i will be back to doing this :

OMG hubby surprised me with a rental of it, cannot wait to buy it, HINT HINT my birthday is coming soon!

Can We Start a World Wide Protest? If so, Sign Me Up

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Dutch pedophiles are launching a political party to push for a cut in the legal age for sexual relations to 12 from 16 and the legalization of child pornography and sex with animals, sparking widespread outrage.

The Charity, Freedom and Diversity (NVD) party said on its Web site it would be officially registered Wednesday, proclaiming: "We are going to shake
The Hague awake!"

The party said it wanted to cut the legal age for sexual relations to 12 and eventually scrap the limit altogether.

"A ban just makes children curious," Ad van den Berg, one of the party's founders, told the Algemeen Dagblad (AD) newspaper.

"We want to make pedophilia the subject of discussion," he said, adding the subject had been a taboo since the 1996 Marc Dutroux child abuse scandal in neighboring Belgium.

"We want to get into parliament so we have a voice. Other politicians only talk about us in a negative sense, as if we were criminals," Van den Berg told Reuters.

The Netherlands, which already has liberal policies on soft drugs, prostitution and gay marriage, was shocked by the plan.

An opinion poll published Tuesday showed that 82 percent wanted the government to do something to stop the new party, while 67 percent said promoting pedophilia should be illegal.

"They make out as if they want more rights for children. But their position that children should be allowed sexual contact from age 12 is of course just in their own interest," anti-pedophile campaigner Ireen van Engelen told the AD daily.

Right-wing lawmaker Geert Wilders said he had asked the government to investigate whether a party with such "sick ideas" could really be established, ANP news agency reported.

Kees van deer Staaij, a member of the Christian SGP party, also demanded action: "Pedophilia and child pornography should be taboo in every constitutional state. Breaking that will just create more victims and more serious ones."

The party wants private possession of child pornography to be allowed although it supports the ban on the trade of such materials. It also supports allowing pornography to be broadcast on daytime television, with only violent pornography limited to the late evening.

Toddlers should be given sex education and youths aged 16 and up should be allowed to appear in pornographic films and prostitute themselves. Sex with animals should be allowed although abuse of animals should remain illegal, the NVD said.

I Need Some Soap

Monday, May 29, 2006

There is a LIE floating around that states "Mother Knows Best" ...Well today I have hands down no doubt about it proven that WRONG.
If mother had known best she would have said "WHY do you want the soap"..... I didn't ask... I will live to regret this ommission for a long long time, as long, I suppose, as we choose to live in this house, this neighbourhood, hell, this TOWN!

It all started one rainy afternoon, this afternoon in fact. Blake wanted to go out side, I wanted to read my book, it was a good situation ~ Logan is napping ~ house to my self! Sweet sweet heaven

Engrossed in my book I hear little footsteps up the stairs and Knock Knock Knock! I went to open the door, ready to chastise Blake for making noise that may or may not wake the baby! But when I opened the door I found my son naked except for his rubber boots! I grabbed him and shut the door .

Me : Where are your clothes???
blake : In the garage... I need some soap!
Me : Grumble grumble (bad word)

I leave him naked on my matt and got his clothes.

I dress him

me: Blake you have to wear clothes outside!
Blake : I needed some soap
Me: Go play!

I sent him back out and picked up my book, it wasnt even five minutes before I heard him Knock Knock Knock... now I was mad! I did NOT want Logan up! I open the door, and there is blake naked AGAIN well except for his rubber boots!

again I grab him in, this time he got a swat on the bum!

Me ; BLAKE! ( at this point I'M the one making noise that may or may not wake the baby) Why are you Naked??
Blake : I forgottted my soap!
Me : You have to stay inside now blake, I told you to keep your pants on!

I turned on the TV for him and I tried to read my book, I failed and sent him back outside.....

Five minutes pass

Yea.... nekked again

but this time I got smart, I asked him WHY he needed soap....

Blake : I'm havin a shower. i'm dirty

When will I learn???

This Just In

Parkers Teacher Just Called

If you are a parent you know how scary it is to hear the phone ring and see the schools number on the other end> A thousand images / thoughts flit through your head. Is he Hurt? Didn't he get to school? Has he been kidnapped. OMG what was he wearing this morning? What has he done this time?... just a few that went through my head this AM.

The school system here is amazing. Its so nice. The teachers CARE about the kids. Really Really care. They aren't afraid to hug the new kid starting the new school nid year. They Aren't afraid to teach religion IN the school They Care and it shows in a million little ways . Like today.
Parkers teacher was calling to make sure I wasn't worried about Parker failing grade one. It was a possibillity you know. He started mid year in grade one here, he knew notheing, he couldnt read , he couldnt write, he dodnt know his ABC's by sight. Now, he knows all of that and more, he can tell time on a clock with hands ! for heavens sake I still can't do that!

seriously, I never learned how.

But this morning His teacher called because she had been out of the school the past week and wanted to know how his week had gone. She worried that he was worried that I was worried.
So now I am not worried and will tell him so , which will hopefully stop his worries. All i need is for him to get an ulcer !

Norket Apple

This weekend was pretty good, I bought my Apple trees, well my dad bought them and I paid him back ( I noticed how quick he was to ask where the nearest ATM was and drive me to it!)
75$, and it will be three summers before I have apples! The trees are too little to support the weight, but thats OK, Im just looking forward to helping htem grow, I should see a foot of growth this season... pretty cool!
Micah helped Daniel and Jessie move to the city on Saturday ( i Stayed at home and played with the babies) Then On Sunday I went over to their old place and we all ( me and Sheri and D&J) all cleaned the place, it only took 2.5 hours so you can tell it was a pretty clean place,,, the part that took the longest was how we all kept taking breaks to play with Krysta on the floor, I am sure that if we had cut out the smoke breaks and the baby paly time we would have gotten it done in an hour and a half.... but come on! have you SEEN that baby lately? no? oh then scroll down LOL
I am going to get a vidio of krysta on the grass first sunny day that comes! I will immediatly post it online for everyone to giggle at!

Parkland Apple

This is one of the two trees we bought this weekend, Its a Parkland. So far I havent seen any buds on it, but thats OK, because I would have just had to cut them off too! theya re soooooo tiny! I'm just in love!

Norket Apple Buds

Aren't they cute? there were 34 of them, unfortunatly I had to cut them all off, they would have killed my sweet little tree. The tree is only a year old and would not have been able to handle the weight of the apples. Which brought up the wuestion : what do apple trees in the wild do ? I mean they are just as small but there is no one to cut off the itty bitty apples from them! If it kills all the little trees how come they arent all dead?

Danny's Arm & Misc. Information

So this is My Brother Daniels arm. Remember a while ago he hurt it at work, decide to work out his shift ( 7 hours ~ idiot) and then go get surgery! So here he is three weeks later, stitches STILL in, infact they are sooooo still in they are fast becomeing a permanent part of his arm ~retard~ so i took the cute little clippers and snip snip snipped, ( while he whined whined whined) . i told him to take a long hot bath, soaking his arm and then yank the suckers out.... I doubt he will do it, i could only cut the middle three stitches, he moaned and complained too much for me to get the top one and bottom one, they are the ones that are the worst grown in!
I helped them clean their place because they moved this weekend. I got a horrible painful gushing blood kind of cut.... ok i exaggerate but it hurt then and it hurts now and it did bleed a fair bit. I Used Jessies nail glue to glue it shut LOL
Speaking of Jessie, She is now the proud owner of my mothers engagement/wedding ring set, and will soon becoem my sister. Daniel FINALLY proposed to her this weekend! Bout darn time! They are thinking of next summer , Krysta will be a flower girl ( lemme hear an AWWWW) and they have asked if logan will be a ring bearer ( insert a bigger AWWWWW here)


Look At How Big She Is Getting!
Krysta Has started to get REALLY mobile. But instead of crawling she rolls .. and rolls ..... and rolls. From one side of the room to the other! Its really quite cute. I hope to catch her on vidio one of these days so i can show you all. Also she chatters. She is such a girl! Can't shut her up! But really she babble too cute to try.

Things that make you go HMMMMMM

Sunday, May 28, 2006

You Are a Bright Star Soul
Like a shining star, you have no trouble being the center of attention
In fact, you often feel a bit hurt when all eyes aren't on you
You need to be number one in everything, no matter how trivial
And it's this ego that both hurts your confidence and helps you acheive

You're dramatic and a powerhouse of pure energy
You posess a divine quality or uniqueness that's hard to define
A natural performer, it's likely you'll become famous in some circles.
Just learn not to take everyone's reaction to you so personally!

Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul and Prophet Soul

So a Blond Walks Into a Blog

Saturday, May 27, 2006

This whole post is a link to an article posted by a blogger by the name of DAWN! Single handedly, Dawn has turned my boring old period into a utural star.. My period has officially been blogged about by someone other then me ! AS you can tell, I am WAY WAY WAY too amused by this

and for anyone who wants to feel really sorry for me, the cramps this month are super bad and I am seriosly considering going thru with the surgery so I never have to go thru this pain again!

on the plus side.... I have brownies

A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yaaaaaaaaaaY

It's a baby girl for Brangelina

By CHRISTOPHER WEBER, Associated Press Writer 40 minutes ago

LOS ANGELES - The baby has arrived — and no, they didn't name her Brangelina.
The night of May 27, 2006 in Namibia, Africa, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt welcomed their daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. No further information is being given," publicist Cindy Guagenti said in a statement.

No photographs were being released, she added.

Please visit

I think that someone needs to pass a law that everyone should visit Overheard in NewYork at least once a day. other people being incredibly crude and or stupid makes you laugh... and everyone needs to laugh... for example :

Weigh Two Long

Scrabble girl: "Gooeesay" is so not a word.
Scrabble guy: That's "guise."
Scrabble girl: Ha! Well, smart guy, you spelled it wrong. "Guys" is spelled G-U-Y-S.
Scrabble guy: Are you serious?
Scrabble girl: Sorry, there's no way I'm letting you get away with that after you wouldn't give me any points for "Steve."
Scrabble guy: How long have we been dating?

--Central Park

Overheard by: Uncle Joe

What I did today

Friday, May 26, 2006

After two very plesent days murdering dandelions playing with the kids outside, it occured to me around breakfast time, that these were the last of the clean dishes... hence, what I did today :



I've Heard some funny things, But this takes the CAKE!

over at mr fab's blog, he did the unthinkable

But thats not what was so funny, I mean it was Funny, but what made me almost fall off my chair laughing was a comment made by Anne R. Key.

I have heard a LOT of different names for a womans Menstration Cycle :

on the rag
aunt flo's visiting
being in debt
A little ketchup with my steak
A snatch box decorated with red roses
Are you seeing red?
At high tide
At war
Attracting the lesbian vampires

The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
big red monster is in town
Black towel time
Chocolate time
Closed for maintenance
Code red
My pussy cats having a nosebleed
I'm rebooting the Ovarian Operating System

But BEST by far was this little gem I read in Anne's comment!

Anne R. Key said...

Fab, you should know better than to aggravate the little woman when it's Arts and Crafts Week In Pantyland.

You're a very bad boy.

10:13 AM

This is SOOOOO my new saying! Thanks Anne!

UPDATE: not that anyone cares, but not even ten minutes after I posted this , i stated my own arts and crafts week! LOL LOL

How is Sex like Riding a Bicycle?

This just popped into my e-mail box TOOOOOO FUNNY

How Is S'ex Like Riding A Bicycle?

1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.

2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar

3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you
have a lot of experience.

4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of

5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.

6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.

7. It's best to have a soft place to land.

8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are
really into it.

9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually
best to slow down and wait for them.

10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.

11. Once you learn, you never forget how.

12. If you fall off get right back on.

13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.

14. Remember to signal before you change direction.

15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.

16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.

17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.

18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes

Track and Feild Day

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Mr. Parker had track and feild today . It was supposed to be yesterday but it got called off due to rain LOL. This isnt my best picture, You cant really see the full effect of the ribbons, but there are two blue ribbons ( second place) one green ( first place ~ in my day , first place was RED, not that I got any LOL) and a white ribbon ( Third place).
I cant even begin to say how proud we are of our little man, not to mention EXCITED for him... ohhhhhh did that boy shreik when he saw me, almost toppled his bike trying to stop it to show me his ribbons!
any and all comments directed towards our little champ will be read by him. He is quite excited about this photo going into the blog, So, Grandpa, Grandma , Aunties, instead of just reading this post, take the time to post a comment ITS EASY ~ click on *talk to me* its right under the post! write your comments, sign your name so Parker knows who its from, select *Anonymous*
hit the publish button and you're done. Now that wont hurt at all will it???? ( but I'll hurt you guys if ya DON"T leave him a message!) Note to bloggers the instructions and threats regarding comments are mainly directed to my relitives who seem to find it incredibly HARD to leave a simple comment on my blog... im not sayin they are technilogically challenged...wait~ nevermind,~ thats exactly what I'm saying!
show my boy some lovin people!

R.I.P Driveway

I'm not sure what the neighbour boys are burying, but from the size of the cross they have erected, I'm thinking it must be pretty big. Course I'd love to be a fly on the wall when their Daddy gets home from work and tries to drive into his driveway LOL

UPDATE: The boys dad didnt even get out of his truck, no need for me to be a fly , I heard him yellin at the boys to get it down from my kitchen table LOL

Ill. School to Monitor Student Blogs

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

A school in Ill. is going to monitor student blogs and myspace and the like. These arent blogs that the students write in during SCHOOL time, but while at home or the public library.
If the school finds content they disaprove of , they are going to take disciplanary action towards the students AT school!

The board of Community High School District 128 voted unanimously on Monday to require that all students participating in extracurricular activities sign a pledge agreeing that evidence of "illegal or inappropriate" behavior posted on the Internet could be grounds for disciplinary action.

One parent said this :

Mary Greenberg of Lake Bluff, who has a son at Libertyville High School, argued the district is overstepping its bounds.

"I don't think they need to police what students are doing online," she said. "That's my job."

Saying that the blogs are in the World Wide Web, and therefore it is not a provacy issue, the school board scoffs at criticism.

What side are you on? is it the parents job to monitor their kids Web usage or the schools job to check into their activities, activities that take place outside the school, and use those things against them in the school?

I am very against this.Now if a student came up and said to the teacher " Hey Bob wrote about how he is going to shoot Sally and Robby during lunch on Tuesday on his blog " thats very different. In a case like that, the teacher should go to the Police, not try to deal with it on their own! Punishing Students for swearing, talking about sex and drugs ~ No Thank You! If they arent swearing as they fornicate in the janitors room while snorting a line, then its of no business of the school... now if mom and dad found out, that would be a different story!


*note* this did not happen to me, altho i can see my husband... nevermind... this is just a joke i was sent in an email! thanks sylvia! You managed to make me laugh outloud twice! ( sprayed a bit of coffee actually!)

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!

Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet.

Here's what happened:

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something
wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.

"He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious dad, can you help?"

I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.

"Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!"

"Oh my! gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies."

"What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!"

I was equally outraged.

"Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce,"

I accused my wife.

"Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?" she inquired.

(I actually think she said this sarcastically!)

"No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her, (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth together).

"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed.

"Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know," she informed me. (again with the sarcasm, you think?)

By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.

"Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience, I announced. "We're about to witness the miracle of birth."

"Oh, gross!" they shrieked.

"Well, isn't THAT just great! What are we going to do with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?" my wife wanted to know. (I really do think she was being snotty here, too. Don't you?)

We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.

"We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted.

"It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified.

"Do something, Dad!" my son urged

"Okay, okay." Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared. I tried several more times with the same results.

"Should I call 911," my eldest daughter wanted to know. "Maybe they could
talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with the females in my house?)

"Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly.

We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap.

Ernie, breathe," he urged.

"I don't think lizards do Lamaze," his mother noted to him. (Women can
be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is one thing,
but this boy is of her womb, for Goodness sake.)

The Vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass.

"What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested scientifically.

"Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I speak
to you privately for a moment?"

I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.

"Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked.

"Oh, perfectly," the Vet assured us. "This lizard is not in labor. In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen. Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um....um....masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back." He blushed, glancing at my wife. "Well, you know what I'm saying, Mr.Cameron."

We were silent, absorbing this.

"So Ernie's just...just... excited," my wife offered.

"Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood. More silence. Then my viscous, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. Ad then even laugh loudly.

"What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.

Tears were now running down her face. Laughing "It's just...that...I'm
picturing you pulling on its... its...teeny little..." she gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.

"That's enough," I warned. We thanked the Vet and hurriedly bundled
the lizards and our son back into the car. He was glad everything was going to be okay.

"I know Ernie's really thankful for what you've done, Dad," he told me.

"Oh, you have NO idea,"

Closed mouth, my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.

2 - Lizards - $140...

1 - Cage - $50...

Trip to the Vet - $30...

Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's wacker.....Priceless


Arkansas Razorback players Clarke Moore, Brett Goode and Casey Dick. These guys need to stop hanging out on the sidelines together, or at least mix it up a bit!
This was actually on TV..... the commentators paused and didn't say a WORD....
UPDATE: I have been searching team rosters for these three players, they aren't on this years team, maybe an old photo, but i think it was staged.. im a killjoy LOL

Googel Search Words

Last night i was going through the site meter stats and was amused and sometimes HORRIFIED by the google search words that brought up my site... I'm sure that you will all beable to tell the one that absolutly disgusted me, I mean seriously ~~ I threw up a bit in my mouth!

Were do jumpuing live

Bluepaintred: March 2006
so all i can do now is HOPE that they will be too tired to dream ! ... A real live human being (and everything!) 21, 155, 23, 4, 203. Were you wanking... ...
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first bit- too tired to dream - post about king kong, second bit , were you wanking - a chart i had in march on the habits of men who masturbate, lol funny go back to march archives and read it!

why do we get itching on sholder neck

... and my head jaw eye soclet cheekbone---- face ----- neck and sholder hurt, ... so what do you think? I'm itching to buy this .... the price is right, ...
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first part- head jaw blah blah blah ~ when i smacked into the garage door, second bit itching to buy this, my stone bench which i have since bought !


Bluepaintred: March 2006
after the bath we gave him a gravol suppository ( i think he must be straight he ... i mean constant. so isnt that like abuse? i swear i wanted to slap him. ...
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first bit- gravol suppository~ baby puked for a few hours coulnt keep meds down, he did not like it, second bit ~ i wanted to slap him~ a guy at the pool who was spashing people... i was not wanting to slap the baby!!!

moms who spank son's testicles

Bluepaintred: May 2006
Spank or not? Breastfeed or bottle? How many children should you have? ... First, undescended testicles may not make sperm. Testicles are in the scrotum ...
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HOW SICK HOW SICK HOW SICK this is obviously a post on blakes operation

and just to be a bitch, this is the weirdo/pervert/ sick-o 's info from site meter >:o

Domain Name comcast.net ? (Network)
IP Address 68.60.51.# (Comcast Cable)
ISP Comcast Cable
Continent : North America
Country : United States (Facts)
State : Michigan
City : Rochester
Lat/Long : 42.6822, -83.1519 (Map)
Language English (United States)
Operating System Microsoft Win2000
Browser Internet Explorer 6.0
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
Javascript version 1.3
Resolution : 1024 x 768
Color Depth : 16 bits
Time of Visit May 19 2006 11:03:43 pm
Last Page View May 19 2006 11:03:43 pm
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Referring URL
http://www.google.co...7s testicles&spell=1
Search Engine
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moms who spank son's testicles
Visit Entry Page
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Visitor's Time May 20 2006 12:03:43 am
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I take a lot of pleasure in seeing his visit length was 0 seconds!

Black Yucky Goo

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Sprinkler Fun

new vidios coming soon

I have three, well maybe two new videos coming soon. there are two of the boys in the sprinkler, but I think I will just pick one to put on, and a video of blake talking about the yucky black goo....?.... lol now i think everyone will understand why he will be starting speech therapy on the 28th of June.

If i get time during the movie tonight I will download the vids to Youtube, and they will be up on the blog by eight, if not I wont beable to get to the vidios until after my Dad and his little Wifey-poo leave( remember they are coming to remove the stupid tree shrub things)

Later Vader

I love this little tree. i have two of them... Anyone know what they are called?

my new plant pots, there is one on either side of the garage. dark photo, i know but gimme a break it was starting to rain so the sun was hiding!

teh ugly ceder tree thingys dad and marnee are taking out tonight ( thank god!) I hate them! i said right away when we first looked at the house, before we even put out an offer that they HAD to go!

the front of my house..well half of the front LOL . see my new bench? its not really crooked, my camera is LOL

Logans very first sun burn ~ doesnt seem to bother him at all

Happy 25th

Monday, May 22, 2006

Last night was FUN .... Hubby an I went to help celebrate my aunt and uncles 25th wedding anniversary. it rocked. my cousin cried his dad cried i wanted to but im macho.. I was thinking , do you think MY kids will do something like this for Me and their dad when we hit the big 25? cus if so im saying RIGHT now... I WANT STRIPPERS!

The party was at a country club ( lah dee dah!) i was kinda excited cus i had never been to the *W*
i wanted to see what a country club looked liek inside. I have to admit i was kind of dissapointed. dont get me wrong the veiw rocked but the bahtrooms were dirty the paint chipping and the carpets out dated! one would think that if the anual fee for this place is 2200 bux they could afford to renovate!

The food was very good, turkey, the best potato i have ever had,, but there was half a plate of brocolie, and some weird tomato thing.. i did not eat that! im morally opposed to tomato's!
there was ablueberry crumble......mmmmmmmmmmmm... i wish i had know that was coming , i wouldnt have eaten my supper! i figured it would not be polite to ask for a doggy bag to take my dessert home LOL

and my cousins had a cake made for their mom and dad... it rocked, it looked great PLUS it was very tasty. Unfortunatly i dont have photos of the night as i forgot my camera.... i NEVER forget my camera! call it a blond moment!

the best part was after the meal when we got to walk around talking to everyone, most of these people i had not seen for two years.. i am crossing fingers that they will be all down for my dad and his new wife's party in june!


So... the trash can in my main upstairs bathroom is broken... therefore i need a whole new bathroom set, right? I mean its time for a change! we bought this set almost four years ago! I need a little insperation! do i want to go cartoony with frogs and dragonflies? spongebob? do i want elegant with muted colors and a chic design? what should i do?
this is a very important decision as we are going to wait to buy the paint for the walls , just incase we fall inlove with somehting ~ say ~ lime green. it wont really fit in with the pale pale purple wall color we had picked out!
i want to get a set with the trash can, toothbrush holder and a mathcing bathmat. we do not use the shower in the main bath so we dont need a curtain, infact even if we bought a curtainwe would have no where to put it as the hardware and rod for the curtain have been taken down.

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the price is a bit scary tho! just click the link if you want to know it! but it has the "steel" look which will make hubby happy , i love the flowers on it, AND the purple in it will totally match my pre picked wall color!

buuut i am not against changing colors! and some of the little froggies and duckies at walmart are sooooooooooo cute... so what if they are for " kids bath" do i really have to listen to that or is it just a decorating suggestion?

so what do you think? tell me your ideas on colors, styles, and hey if you get REALLY energetic feel free to send me an email with photos of stuffs you think i should use in the bathroom...

did anyone use a neat techneich when decorating their bathroom? what about borders can i use a pasted on wallpaper border in teh bathroom? we dont shower in it so I dont think moisture would be an issue and when i bath in there the door is ALWAYS open... lol dont worry my kidlets are in bed by then, they havent been scarred!

help me out people!

Girls are evil : proof

Sunday, May 21, 2006

I am busy getting ready to go out tonight..typing a bit slow as my nail polish is wet still, one more coat and they are done... lol i started them last night

hubby has gone to the city to pick up my stone bench I will take photos of it tommorrow for y'all. gotta shower and get dressed and feed the kids supper and then it will be time to go ! hear that we might be out late, but i dont know for sure, we have a sitter so i will have to call her if we will be too too late. LOL my MIL is babysitting which is super sweet considering her hubby has been gone bear hunting all week and just came home this afternoon!

anyway since i wont have time to post i will leave you with this... its a favorite of mine

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And Now! What you've ALLLLL been waiting for...... nipples!

Saturday, May 20, 2006





it would be



Have YOU ever tried to take a picture of a cats nipple? I think Tigger is shy... she actually groweld at me when i tried to nudge her paw out of the way!~ go ahead i dare you~..... grab you cat /dog/rabbit/or assorted other pets and ask them nicely to sit still and let you take pictures of their "privates" like anything on a pet is private.... last night sitting at the dinner table, turn around and what do i see, leg over shoulder calmly washing down south! as if, they have nooooooo shame at all when its THEM but when i need one itty bitty favor what do i get?

speaking of mean pets, my cat bit my toe last night it bled.. it hurts... i sniffled but did not cry!

im a big kid now!

Coming Soon!!!

Friday, May 19, 2006

Just signed off on a brand new deal with this queer fabulous man.

the name of the game is NIPPLE PICS, thats right folks, within mere moments of seeing sir nip-o-lot-a-brown's nips grace the cover of his blog, I , BluePaintRed the first will proudly post Nipple pics on my blog as well...

at heart i am a chicken, i will wait and let mr fab go first lol

hey fab?

you show me yours and ill show you mine.

You might as well laugh at me!

Everybody else has already.... i was inside watching tv, the babies are on the floor getting into everthing and Parker coems to the garage door and says " blake is crying" so i go out, noting his scooter is in the middle of the road, and talk to him. he is on his bike on the side walk... apperently parker hit him with his heat vision and maked his blabbed S-plode... or something.. i dont really care he stopped crying and wasnt hurt so i went and grabbed his scooter and was wheeling it into the garage ... and then it hit me.........

the garage door i mean

it hurt , i fell backward from the blow and landed on thehood of car, and my head jaw eye soclet cheekbone---- face ----- neck and sholder hurt, very stiff and it feels alternatly like a million pins jabbing me with frozen pokie iwie jabs and then like someone has a tube in my face and is inflating half of my face with air

so yea go ahead and laugh

my dad did

my mother marnee did

my sister did

my kids laughed so hard i though there would be wet pants

even my husband laughed --- have i ever got a "head ache" for HIM tonight!!)

all of them are jerks!

whats up doc?

Thursday, May 18, 2006

I am waiting for one o'clock to roll around, I have to make a doctors appointment for the Parkster so i thought i would waste the time on blogger LOL.
The fence is done.... sweet. im very pleased with it. We had to put this gross smelling FLAMABLE green stuff on it to preserve the wood or some such thing... and beleve me i didnt realise it was flamable or i would not have been smoking around it LOL....one tiny fire LOL
blake has his first real sunburn of the year, doesnt seem to be bugging him but i took him outa wife beaters adn he is wearing tees till the redness goes away. he still reacts to mosquito bites, tho not nearly as badly as the years before, but still swelling up about an inch to an inch an a half....
logan is a bone head still i do not expect that to change in the near future....

so i am going to a 25th anniversary supper/party ( ? ) on sunday night. I am looking forward to it in some ways and in some ways i am not. i am super excited to see family i havent seen in toooo long! i sure hope my grandpa is coming down for it! but i dont know what to wear ... is it dressy? casual? what???/ no one tells me these things
we decided not to bring the boys with us becuase by the time supper is done, it will be their bedtime, they are good little boys but asking htem to behave AFTER bedtime is pretty mean, so i am renting some flicks and sending them off to nana's for the night.. they will have fun... I just have to remember to get some photos of them so i can show off the brats LOL

found out today my cousin *S* wont be able to come... i wish she was.. she had a little boy a few hours before logan was born, and now she has a brand new baby ... well hes a few months old by now i am sure... but i havent met the youngest iand i really want too!

ok well i managed to waste some time on here, blake is yelling down the stairs that he "needs to water his plants"

( the "plants" are the popcorn seeds he planted to grow popcorn, but i slipped bean seeds in the pot so something would grow. he is getting pretty excited now that he can see green LOL)

im gonna pop outside for a smoke and then it should be one o'clock and i can make the appointment!

Maybe his hands were cold!

I really wish I could say this is a one in a million photo.... but Logan has this thing.. hands in pants at alllll times...... all i can really say is " thank God he didnt poop during nap....'

how to pick up chicks

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you are hung like a horse,

you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks!

hold me ~ im scared!

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Creepy McDonald's ad from India
This creepy Ronald- McDonald- baby ad comes from India and reads "Just opened, near Kimaya Kothrud. I'm lovin' it." As Consumerist points out, this looks a little like something out of Stephen King's IT.
Link (via Consumerist)

i have fallen and i cant get up

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

no actually my arm is super sore and im not sitting here trying to type one handed so deal with it

OK, pigtail girl...H

Monday, May 15, 2006

ok so i went to the fab man's site today and read his post, its like a contest you cant win LOL here are the rules! ( copied and pasted directly from the yippee-ki-aye-ride-em-cowboy supersonic goo spewin’ love rocket man's blog by the way LOL)

this is how it works: Comment on this entry and if you'd like to play, I will give you a letter. (See, it is better than being tagged. You have a choice.) Write ten words beginning with that letter in your blog, including an explanation of why you chose it, and then pass out letters to those who want to play along.

So, I got the letter H..... and if you want to know all about the title of this post, you are going to have to go searching Mr. Fab's blog... two hints. #1 read any post with the word " styx" in it hint #2 read comments!
like a moron I egged the man on untill I was gifted with the letter "H" lemme tell you right here and now Chandler , as a revenge for not getting an easy letter like "X" , "Z" or "Q" I will be boxing up and shipping all the evil squirrls in my backyard AND surrounding area to your home With a recent photo ~ lemur edited out for the lemurs safty of course!. deal with it oh
keeper of the mighty donut holder!

So here I go with the letter " H " :

1. happy hour : what exactly is this besides a time for bar specials? are you supposed to go to the bar for a few cold ones before heading home ? waht about dinner? arent you hungry? also, what a flipping waste of money! i just dont get it.

2.house : I just bought a house. I love it. it rocks. when y'all first bought your own homes did you sometimes just look around and smile? its amazing. it was a good decision, althou i admit i was nervous about it.. i would do it all again if i had to except i would have done it sooner !

3.howard the duck : have you SEEN this movie? i have. and to be honest the only thing i remember about it, is my dad called while i was watching it with my then boyfriend ~ now husband. all i could say was " dad this movie- there is a duck with boobs - like real boobs with feathers! " lol its funny i was super embarresed that i had said boobs to my dad and now he knows im not a virgen, so we are even...... i tried to convince him and anyone who would listen that i was still a virgen well into my third pregnacy BTW.

.humidity : so this will make me look dumb, but i dont care. what the hell is himidity? people are always saying oh its so humid today or the humidity is rising or some such thing and me, i sit and nod and say oh yes i know... but i havent a clue what is this humidity thing? i have looked it up , dont worry i know the actual deffinition, but i have never experianced it... or realised what it was while experiancing it!

5.hair: i have this thing with hair... its this " hair grows" pretty simple, but you would be amazed at how many people dont understand the concept! so what if i dye my hair blue? i can shave it all off and it will grow back! dying my hair helped me teach my oldest son his colors! i love doing weird stuff to my hair BECAUSE I can chop it off and do it all over again! why not have fun? besides i LOVE LOVE LOVE going out and having little kids point and smile and their folks take them by the hand and lead them the other way LOL. plus my kids think it is funny. i really really really want to do a hot hot hot pink but first i am growing it to at least shoulder length!

6. halitosis: so how on earth do people have morning sex? seriously. i wake up and i can smell my bad breath without even trying! , its bad.. and hubby is no slouch in that department. Just the IDEA of him over me sending his morning air my way grosses me out!
so whats the gig? do you get up, frantically brush teeth and get back into bed to play with the monkey? i mean isnt the whole concept of morning sex to wake up and be like "oh cool, morning wood, lemme get an axe for that tree" spontanaity? i have never had morning sex, and until i can find a robot to brush my teeth ~ and hubs~ before we wake up, i wont be trying it!

7. hiatus: this is just a cool word i like how it sounds i like how it looks . in fact i took a hiatus while writing this! I had a list done of 8 things already, , all of them havign somehting to do with the demise of mr/fab because this is harder then it looks, but i took a break and was able to delete those H words ( word of caution, i sent the squirrles before thinking things thru, watch your back mr fab!)

8.hungry: lately i am always hungry i am not sure why ( not pregnant , tues tied cut braided and burnt) but i am always liek what can i eat what can i eat! liek today i had breakkie then like an hour later i was i want food i m hungry, but i held off till lunch .. all afternoon i had to keep busy so i wouldnt go and eat!
seriously i dont want to diet, i hate exersice, its inherenlty evil, but if this keeps up , im gonna have to!

9.horticulture: i planted my peas : o ) this makes me hjappy. i really want the big ceramic ( or fake) terracotta plant pots.. the ones that are like two feet in diametre.. but they are friggen expensive, and its not like my dad got off his lazy but and took the ugly plants he wanted from my front yard yet anyway. so i guess i can wait. my middle son was eating popcorn and he took teh un popped kernals and put them in a jar . the next day he planted them in tiny pots and is waiting for his popcorn to grow. he waters them everyday. ( i stuck a few bean seeds in teh pots the first night after the went to bed, lol his pot will flower but it aint gonna be popcorn LOL i liek to think i can plant, but really, im just reading the instructiuons on the box and if it doesnt die ~ BONUS!

hard : this is so much harder then it looks! it took me , um two ? three? days to figure out what to do for this! lol i betcha out of all the ppl who got letters same time as me, im last to be done.... but thats ok, at least i didnt get C ... thanks for a fabulous time mr fab... and good luck finding the super sized donuts!

Saturday, May 13, 2006

so what do you think? I'm itching to buy this .... the price is right, as long as it is really concrete and not some slap job bull crap thing, plus I cant find out its dimensions , I want one big enough to fit two adults , no more ~ no less. BONUS TIME : made enought during our garage sale to buy it LOL

I dont like war movies though!

Mothers of the Heart

Friday, May 12, 2006

Originally i wanted to post something like this on Sunday, but after thinking about it, i want to post it now because that gives us all time to reflect on it BEFORE mothers day. I recently discovered a new blog, Blogging Baby .

I love discovering new blogs, and this one is great because it has oodles of parent directed information, from bibs that actually work, to how to get babies to eat veggies ( hid them under apple sauce LOL) so this was on the site today and it just tugged me, exspecially the part i have highlighted... its so true, but i will go one step further, besides human babies, here or not, there are our pets. I love my cats, we have only been a part of their life for eight months now, but I couldnt live without them! i would protect both of them to the same extent i will my biological children. People who dont have pets cant really understand that when someone is in you home, who you feed raise and love , just because it has four legs and fur, doesnt mean they are any less of a "baby" to you!

This is to all the moms who have children, who have been trying to have children or to the ones who have lost a child, but it is also to all the "moms" who have four legged children who love them just the same!

Mothers of the heart, we salute you

Tomorrow is Birthmother's Day. Did you know that? If you are adopted, what do you do to celebrate it? If you are a birthmother? As Mother's Day approaches, I am feeling rather self-conscious about all of the attention and horn-tooting being devoted to mothers. Because I know this day must be filled with pain for many many women: Those who have lost children. Those who have miscarried. Those who are trying to conceive. Those who have placed children for adoption.

Motherhood is so charged-- the current media is filled with stories about women who are castigating each other about Motherhood issues: Stay home or work outside the home? Spank or not? Breastfeed or bottle? How many children should you have?

Well, we are insensitively cutting the hearts out of those women who would give anything to trade places with us, if only to have a child. If only to hold a child of their own in their arms.

You *are* mothers. You are mothers to the babies of your hearts. You are mothers to the babies you have lost. You are mothers to the babies you are trying to have. You are mothers in your souls. Your quiet anguish does not go unnoticed.

As Mother's Day approaches, please know that we honor you. We support you. We salute you

random leveling

more leveling, i just tossed this one in cus parker is in it.. lol gotta have even net time for the two older boys, if blakes in one pic park has to be in one too... darn kids LOL

A little more to the left

HUbby and his dad making sure the fence is level.. isnt it cute how he scrunches his face to concentrate? Blake does it too, ... parker sticks out his toung when concentrating.. and logan doesnt concentrate at all

One last scoop

no we didnt dig the post holes by hand LOL, we used a nifty post hole digger thingy, thanks dad, worked l;ike a charm, just this hole had to be one handful of dirt deeper... basically i took this cus you can never get enought gratuitis butt shots : o )


"helping" no actually the boys did help, i dont have photos of it, but parker was carrying five boards at a time, and blake was dragging ( notice i did not say carrying) two at a time, and they also gave the screws to papa for the fence


This is the MIL and FIl working hard on my fence.. notice the woman int eh black shirt, that would be my nosey neighbour, making sure her gate still opens.. like DUH of course it will, as if we would build a febnce that kills her gate...retard

Garage Sale Season

i love garage sales, i just L o v e them! my inlaws live in this condo complex type thing for old people, and the whole complex is having a sale. i bought some cups 21 for 1.50, and a lazy susan for my kitchen table .. it mathches both the wood grain and the stain so well i am leary of checking my spare leaf for fear the old man came in and cut a circle of it for this thing just to sell it to me.. any way its a perfect match , and in perfect condition and only five bux!

also i tossed a crap load of stuff over to the inlaws to sell for me, made forty five bux already : 0 )

And Bonus. our van regrettably passed away a frew months ago, apperently you really do need a transmission to drive... learn something new everyday! so basically as a joke we put a sign on it " tranny dead, offers" and some retard at the garage sale said 600 bux LMAO before that our highest offer had been 75 bux but WE had to tow it there LOL. dude told my FIL that after the weekend , when the garage sale is over, if we havent " unloaded the van, to give him a call and they would work out a deal.... music to my ear

and bonus BONUS , hubby said, well i guess if we sell teh van , you can have your ring... YIPPPPPEEEEEEEEEE

ahh material things, gotta love em!

i had a great day yesterday m a horrible afternoon ... well horrid from 330 till 545 when i sent my six ye3ar old to bed in a fit of temper ( i went to coffee withthe 4 year old very shortly after that and huibby got parker outa bed )

Coffee was fun, lottery tickets, ice water, great company, WAL-MART and a sweet little boy.. Nikki and I decided that in the summer when parker is out of school and we dont have to worry about bedtime, me park and nik will do a coffee, since last nights with Blake was so much fun

nik goes for her licence at the end of the month.. she will pass unless she has some sort of sezure at the wheel.. i mean she has been driving for years, just not licenced LOL
im having no worries she will pass, but i told her , do like me, take the test , and use it as a study guide, i took my drivers test the first time, i was totally un prepared but i wanted to know WHAT was ON the test so i could pass it... keep in mind you have to have under 10 points to pass, my first time i had 64 points, my second time i had 44 points my third time i passed with 8 points but only cus the dude felt sorry for me and i bribed him with cookies...

make y'all feel safe on the roads?

later vader

Mothers Day card

I check Parkers back pack every day after school, and this envelope is in his bag... its my mothers day card.... i have been told i cant have it untill Mothers Day .... its very very hard to NOT snoop!

Flowers for Mothers Day

Well, mothers day is creaping up again, and i may not get my ring... i say may because at the end of the month I am going to go buy it myself i think).... i may not get my ring but i did get this :

it looks a little rough because it made its way home from school in a shopping bag... being swung dragged and whatever else a six year old boy does with a plant on the way home from school! A full hallf of the poor little plants dirt was out and in the bottom of the bag, BUT he painted the pot all by himself AND planted the flower by himself!
this now answers why he was so insistant he know " three of your favorite colors , mom" he was supposed to add stripes to the pot, but he ran out of time LOL
i think it is wonderful!
thanks Parker!

Joke of the Day : For my Dad

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

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A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow.

"Who is this incredibly fine archer?" cried the duke. "I must find him!"

After continuing through the forest for a few miles he came across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy admitted that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of all the targets.

"You didn't just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into the
middle, did you?" asked the duke worriedly.

"No my lord. I shot them from a hundred paces. I swear it by all that I hold holy."

"That is truly astonishing," said the duke. "I hereby admit you into my service." The boy thanked him profusely.

"But I must ask one favor in return," the duke continued.
"You must tell me how you came to be such an outstanding shot."

"Well," said the boy, "first I fire the arrow at the tree...
...and then I paint the target around it."

Cats and Saws : not a good thing

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

So, we have this cat, his name is Shadow.
He used to be a boy cat, but 200 bux took care of that, now it is an IT cat.....
Shadow is in love with the outside world.
If we go near a door he is there, if the door opens he is THERE and half way out.
As a treat we sometimes attatch a string to Shadows collar and let him out with us.
Shadow is in heaven.
Then one day we decided to build a fence.
To build a fence you must cut wood.
To cut wood you must use a saw.
This is what happens when a cat is dozing ina patch of sunshine when the saw goes off!

The side of my house will never be the same, Shadow easily got higer then my head( im only just over 5 feet) in his bid to escape the nasty saw ( which was a good thirty feet from him) then the string reached the end, how i held onto it, I don't know, and down came the scardy cat! this was the downward scratch the ones as he went up were harder to shoot with the camera!


So, this is what I am NOT getting for Mothers Day. sad, I know, but apperently we have bills and stuff. What I want to know, is this, : Can I buy it for myself AFTER Mothers Day , say right around when I get paid for babysitting and just pretend I got it from hubby and the kids? They have them in their catalog without the birthstones, but I like the ones from the site WITH the birthstone! Will it even be in stock after Mothers day? Or................

ummm dad, can u loan me 149 plus tax?

A mothers Day Card

Monday, May 08, 2006

Now she is Honest

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Well he did it... finally.... today , May .. or june.. whatever month this is, i dunno, my dad got married... and guess who was NOT invited???........

ME! of all the low down rotten rude ... wait. nevermind. no one else was invited either. and by the way dad... jut to let you know... from this day forward i will be calling donna and louis "no-one" as you said no one was invited ... HA!

anyway where was i? oh yes, finally after two years together and um around one or more LIVING IN SIN,( something I would NEVER EVER do!) my dad married his girlfriend.

people had this to say about the marrige:

"yea i know, my mom was telling me that"
"really? today? so thats why they went to C*****"
"oh cool, its about damn time"

And in respose to the satement " well it took me a while but you finally have a mother inlaw" hubby said... "hmmm?'

in his defense he was reading a book when i said it LOL

yes dad finally made an honest woman out of Marnee. I think it was the threats Marnees two hottie sons were tossing his way that pushed him too it. after all, quite a few years ago i told him to marriy some rich old lady so i could have money... and he didnt listen to mee! HRMMP!

yea so heres my problem with the whole married thing... Marnees two hot sons are now my BROTHERS!

how sick is that!

plus icing on the cake, one of them is getting married in july, only saving grace is she is hot too, and the babies will be damn cute and as the babies' aunty I get to hold them!

so nine months after july is....April... by april i expect to be holding my new neice of nephew, and damn it they better be following MY plan!

yea right

so honestly its pretty cool tho, wish i could have been there but they were lying when they said i was theior favorite! i wonder what louis and donna used as a bribe?

very tempted to call like six billion times for stupid things to bug them on tehir honey moon... but that would be juvinile.... five million times it is!

so any suggestions on what to call my new stepmommy? i cant use stepmommy cus thats stupid, i dont want anything with "step" in it at all. i dont want to call her Marnee, cus she just married Pa. and she deserves the respect of a fitting appellation! i tried "mom" on for size the other day at my dads birthday party, and it was ... ok. but weird and i dont want any weirdness to get involved..well .. maybe dane-naked-weirdness.. but ONLY if there is jello involved.... and sliced cheese, but only then!

so i am open for ideas on new names to call her!

one rule, all names suggested must be NICE names as i like the gal ..... still... to bad she isn't rich!

later vader