i will of course update on how they do in surgery
i read this in a coffee perks last Wednesday and it is still making me crack up when i think of it so im going to post it to make sure others can enjoy this!... now I am not sure if this really is true, but Its damn funny any way:
due to the fact that Parker has no school tommorrow , micah decided to rent king kong , the movie.
wow what a difference a night out makes in the life of a stay at home mom! I woke up exauhsted ... howw do you spell that?
you know it's bad when you go to Walmart for rest and relaxation - just walking in that place gives me a headache! lol ~
now web, i love your blog, but it seems pretty clear ot me you havent had kids yet! Walmart has everything, when you have one day to do two weeks worth of shopping, you have to take advantage of every second, exspecially when you have three very noisy and rambunctios boys "helping" you shop!
i love walmart, not just the prices, but the whole "everything is here" part. it truly is a fun time for me! ( and i really appriciate the comments web, cus it lets me know ppla re reading my blog , so thanks!)
anyway me and nikki went to walmart and for um an hour or maybe more just shopped, now by shopped i dont mean we bought lots! oh no, thats not how you do it, you walk around, makin g fun of everything and everyone! and hating all the skinny ppl outfits!
so i needed to get a skirt last night ( couldnt find one) and i needed butterscotch chips, ( who knew peanutbutter marshmallw cakey thingy had butterscotch chips??? not me!)
i was supposed to get diapers but forgot OOPS, i jsut realised this LOL
i also got 2 meters of fuzzy pink fleece, in the spftest babyiest shade there was, ( 19.98) and then i re read the instructuions on my patern and realised not only did i not need 2 meters i needed less then one! well im not going to pay 20 bux for what i dont need so i thought ill leave it on this shelf and go get the pink fuzzyness another day ! BUT me and nik saw that they had fleece blankets... hmmmmm... LIGHTBULB in the head time!
so we pickled up this blanket and it sso cute im concerned that it is mostly blue but i think with some creative cutting it will be fine
got some interfacing , and some elastic and some thread and byy damn im gonna make this coat!
i took the pattern out this morning and realised that i have never ever followed a [pattern before and i was hopelessly outa my leauge! now dont get me wrong i have swen a lot of things! but i make my own pattern. Dont fear there is a hope in sight i am going to my grandmas on sunday and she can sew anything ... she sewed my wedding dress and it was the most beautiful thing ever!
so back to my night out
we went to the VIY , its LOL laff if you must! its a coffee shotp attatched to the gas staition cus if anything, we are classy girls!
we had fries with gravy and i had coffee, nik wanted her normal iced tea but they had none so she got a green tea... wonder how it tastes...
nik's hot water came in the little metal "tiny tea pot" like things... know what i mean?
the ones that are so darn minuature and cute i jsut want to stuff it in my purse take it home and name it norm... someday i will... unless an officer of the law reads this, in which case i am joking and this should in no way be construed as the premeditation of petty theft
i dont think nik enjoyed her tea tho.. instead of a cute innocent tea pot of hot water she got a mean evil one, it had some sort of internal fatle flaw that made it spew boiling water over the top every time she poured it! now that makes no sense, the spout hole attatched to the body of the container is below the top of it, so the water SHOULD come out the spout, not out the top. and dont go saying it was just too ful, these cute lkitte things only hold a cup and a half of water.. why dont they resize them to hold two cups .. just a thought. Anyway nik had already poured one cup so the thing is a third or so filled only.. yea i want to know W T F ! im pretty sure it was possessed!
I also got to indulge in one of MY fatle little flaws... scratch lottery tickets.... i know its a waste of money but i LOVE them!
i bought a monopoly ( 3 bux) a biungo ( 3 bux) and a ummm oh a pool pne thing( 2 bux) didnt win a cent but had some good conversation while scratching them!
i love my family, i really really do , but there is somehting about going out with a girlfriend and just being... alone.. if that makes sense. best case senario would be to have a sitter and be able to tak ehubby along with us...
anyway i had fun, i love walmart some teapots are evil, and um i bought and succesfully hid a package of ferrero rochers in the car for micah to find ont he way to work thismorning :)
and the timing was great as we woke late and he didnt have time for breakfast !
i am so great
right now i am killing my "diet" by eating strawberry flavored wafer cookies ~ but htey are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!
hannah arrived at my house acting like she had eaten a bucket of sugar, well no not hyper cus hyper kids are usually into things and rotten little buggers , hannah was NOT bad , she was just... happy... really really really happy! but now its almost 11 and she started to cry and with ahnnah, the conisure ( sp?) of hugs, usually a hug makes everyhitng ok in her world, not today , i took her upstairs away from the noise of the other kids and hte yv and tried the hug again and she thru her first temper tantrum... oh dear... ok ok ill admit it, it was cute, she dropped to the floor and screemed and banged her little feet, so i ignored her , like the books say ( ignoreing does NOT work for logans tantrums LOL), so i was checking my ham in the oven when she decided she wansnt getting nuff attention, next thing i knew she was jumpuing/falling off the couch onto the floor and crying even harder, i got a wet cloth and held it on her cheeks and hte back of her neck hoping hte cold would snap her out of it , but then she looked up at me , still all sad and crying and said "nana nigh nigh" so we went back onthe couch and she laid down and was still sniffling, but with her eyes shut when i came back down.... not what i really like, napping befor enoon, but the poor baby is tired so i will let it go this time, she will just eat lunch later then normal
supper was awsome, right in the middle of grace , Logan turned and tossed his cookies all ofer his dad and the floor and his chair LOL
I'm getting a treat tonight ~ i dont have to cook supper! yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy
i recently asdded a site counter to the site, and had 168 veiws in the last 3 days WOOHOO
well i sure hope everyone has enjoyed the movies of the kids, be sure that if any cute stuffs happen ~ it will be on here
Just came downstairs to grab a belt for Blake, his pants are falling off his little butt LOL, i had my precious neice all last night, we will hear more about that tonight when i have time to post, so i could not be on line last night ( i am lieing, but we will get to that later too)
Animal crackers in my soup , LOL anyone else remember that song?
well the day is almost over i love it when hubby gets home to take a bit of the pressuer of all the kids off my sholders.
oh my word! baby krysta is zonked out on the coucj beside her dorito eating cuz, SNORING
thanks the lord for coffee! Woke up this morning dead tired, all i wanted to do is go back to bed! I made a cup of tea, cus it would have taken too long and i needed a hot drink fast.
foolin round on youtube.com i found these gems, some i had seen before , some new, the baby one is absolutly priceles! omgosh! four babies laffin is funny and all, but imagine the four of em crying.......
Well if any one did not catch the MMVJ search 2006 tonight or last night, you missed a gooder!
so far the day has been pretty good, i got to see regurgetated Kraft dinner ... was kinda neat i t came up so fast i could still smell the cheese LOL
i do not think i will be on very much today as parker and Logan are puking, yay its 830 and i have been cleaning up puke since shortly after 5 am
Well its qute late so i am going to hp in the bath , fisish my book and then get the dishes done, normall i dont do housework on weekends, id rahter laze around with the kids and hubby lol, but tommorrow will be a full day with logan and blake not quite up to par and im thinking parker isnt feeling all that great either,, had some cramps tonight just befor bed, might be nothing, BUT if hannah blake logan , krysta and parker are all sick tommorrow there is no chance i will get my dishes done LOL so after my bath im going to do them up real quick.... maybe even fold a load of laundry!
tonight i will be searching for the perfect photo
People should know this!
According to the Stroke 29 Shoot Out Survey, and online study of sexual habits, straight men have been proven to have a stronger "staying power" than gay men.
Study participants were asked to track their habits while choking the chicken, including number of strokes (ASTC), what they use for mental stimulation, and whether or not they utilized friendly companionship whilst in the act. Among their findings was a marked difference in performance as related to sexual orientation.
Controversially, the ASTC for straight men was 62, compared to gay men at 58. Overall, across the (sexuality) persuasions, right handers lasted longer with 60 strokes compared to 58 from the left-handers and 55 from ambidextrous participants.
Also in the findings, perhaps most disturbingly: when asked where the resulting after-mess was discharged, 394 said they used their hand, 73 used an old sock, 141 used a handkerchief, 12 did it in the sink (!) and 43 used a plant pot. (?!?) We can't imagine that's good for the plants.The purpose of the survey, sponsored by the manufacturer of Stroke 29 lubricant, was to determine if personal lube intensified the experience and shortened stroke-time. The things we do for science
|Average strokes to come|
|Strokes to come||54||62||54||41||59|
|Did you wank with your|
|One, then other||30||94||47||4||175|
|What material did you use for 'inspiration'|
|Pictures on a computer||19||72||17||3||111|
|Pictures in a magazine||5||31||8||0||44|
|Movie on DVD||24||92||15||2||133|
|Movie on video||2||17||3||0||22|
|Movie on computer||24||154||30||1||209|
|Just your imagination||29||215||36||5||285|
|A real live human being (and everything!)||21||155||23||4||203|
|Were you wanking...|
|On your own||76||606||80||7||769|
|With a mate||41||105||42||5||193|
|In the round||7||25||10||3||45|
|What did you wank into?|
|An old sock||15||41||15||2||73|
|The sink (bathroom)||5||31||7||1||44|
|The sink (kitchen)||2||7||2||1||12|
|The sink (neighbour's)||11||13||8||1||33|
|Afterwards, did you have a feeling of...|
|Inadequacy and gloom||38||127||32||4||201|
So , took a bit, html codes are the suckyest thing in the world, seriosly look
this is my sister Sheri and her long time boyfriend Mike.. there are rumers that a wedding is in the works, but who knows? They have been a couple for um, im gonna say three to four years now
so i did it, i was thinking all 11 photos would come at the same tiem so i didnt really caption anything so .... this is my dad and his soon to be wife and birthday boy blake, in just over a month it will be birthday time again for blake!
well supper is done and out of the way , i can smell the coffee being made upstairs, i know i just had a smoke but it still feels like i havent had one in a long time, weird
You don't listen well, do you? I Told you this was MINE!!