YeeeeHawwwww! I got my IT2M reveiw. I sent in for a re-reveiw a while back, cus the first time thru I sent them to a 404 page with an extra dot in my URL. OOps!

I was expecting a horrid reveiw becuase of the payperposts, but I got, what I feel is an honest reveiw. She could have looked at the PPP's and clicked the wee red X! (thats what I expected to happen, BTW) Happy day for me! I got one boot (striving for five) but hey, Minx didn't give me the short bus!

Here is my reveiw for those of you too lazy to click the link!


Someone please explain something to me. Why is a blog that mentions blue and red in its title have barely any blue and no red at all in the template? I don’t understand. Is green the new blue? Is there some shift in the color wheel I’m not aware of? Don’t get me wrong, it’s sort of a pleasant, spring-like template. I just like to understand titles is all.

The posts are easy enough to read, but half the time I have no idea what she’s talking about. It’s like she’s talking to people she already knows. The other half of my time is spent scrolling through Pay Per Post entries that I don’t care to read. Bah.

(BTW this is a re-review. No idea who reviewed it the first time. Don’t care enough to look it up.)

Blogarita tagged me for this meme cus she know how I loves me a meme!

You don't have to confess your answers*, just the amount of your fine. And NO, it is not PER incident (otherwise, some of us would have totals more than the national debt!).

*I chose to confess my answers because so many people have been doing htis meme, im sure everyone is sick of reading fines, so this way you can all laugh at my transgressions. Truth be told, I think I was too sheltered as a child, I could have, should have doen so much more on this list. Le Sigh. I hear you get cable in prison and at this rate I will never find out!

Bring up that calculator, and get to work!

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20 - one halloween, toilet paper, vasaline, eggs. Sigh. It was fun! Then I grew up.
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 - Sorry dad! we changed the sheets, if that makes it better!
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10 - We didn't for sure know our last babies name when he was born.
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30 - we have lots of those, I like 'em!
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 - I drank in university at a house party, three days later I still couldn;t walk, since then, the most I have is ...well in 2003..4? I had half a glass of wine at Thanksgiving!
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 - heh, on a pool table in front of about ten guys. and it wasn't a bet.
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10 - pft, who hasn't?
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5 - Yup! But I never inhaled!
Got oral -- $5 - well duh!
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25 - I lost the nicest pair of panties that day.
Stole something -- $10 I stole two packs of gum, I think I was in second grade. my mom took me back to the store to confess. It was horrible!
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15 - but it was for a class feild trip. Sigh.
Peed in the pool -- $0.50 - I don't recall doing it, but I must have as a kid, however, I do remember peeing in the lake, and I was old enough to know better!
Played spin the bottle -- $5 - at least i think I have, but maybe i am remembering wrong. However i dont remember kissing during spin the bottle hmm
Done something you regret -- $20 - but its a secret!
Had sex with your best friend -- $20 But I married him so its ok!
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5 - but I always end up confessing LOL, and it's never anything big.
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

PLEASE : feel free to check my math, I suck at math. Honest to God, S.U.C.K

Sunday Six, Bluepaintred style. Kelly has chosen this weeks questions to be about MLK and peace. The answers to the peace questions *might* have been cute, but reading "I dont know" six billion times because we don't celebrate MLK in Canada would make for a sucky sucky read. To combat that, Jitteryjoe and I have made our own Sunday Six Questions. Rainbow man(7.4), Blue Boy (4.9) and Stuperman(2.7) All played today!

1. What is a car made of?

Rainbow Man: Metal and electricity. Electricity absorbs the energy from the electricity so it starts working.
Blue Boy: Metal. wheels, roofs, doors, windows, chairs. Lots of things. Go out and look!
Stuperman: meow (shakes head) I want my popcorn mommy. I make a car with that soap.

2. How do lights turn on?

Rainbow Man: By electricity touching the lightbulb. It makes a big shine of light.
Blue Boy: with light switches.
Stuperman: lights on? You do it! I cant reach lights on!
3. How many steps are on a ladder?

Rainbow Man: thirty steps. When papa and daddy were putting that stuff up on the roof, I thought of how high that was and I think it was thirty.
Blue Boy: A thousand. to go up to where all the candy is!
Stuperman: Nope. Not steps on a ladder mommy. Step on a ddr!

4. How does a show get on TV?

Rainbow Man: electricity hits it and then it turns on teh TV and stuff like that.
Blue Boy: the button is on the TV and you push it.
Stuperman: On TV!! Squarepants!! I want to watch Sponge Bob with my shark *climbs off stool*

5. What is a bracket used for?

Rainbow Man: Making spaces when you are writing on a computer.
Blue Boy: to make a wall hold up the shelf
Stuperman: *bribing him with popcorn to come back* Uh, yea. unner a shelf!

6. Why do we shiver?

Rainbow Man: because the air runs on our skin and it makes us really cold.
Blue Boy: cus we are cold!
Stuperman: Shimber? Da shark might eben scare you. When shark come, in a trouble mommy! I shiber ina bathtub. Wif a shark.

We bought our house October '05. By December of that year we realized that when the house got hot inside and the weather got cold out side, our skylight got all filled with condensation and would drip drip drip.

This is annoying even if you can look past the potential of thousands of dollars in damage. This summer, Jitteryjoe and his dad went up through the attic and insulated the thing. I'd like to know what the fuck the two bit builders were thinking to NOT insulate it in the first place. We figured the problem was solved.

I have been watching since September for drips and all was good. Until the weather decided to drop below -40C. The whole inside of the sky light was covered in an inch of ice. Ice that tended to drip and drip and drip.

Not sure how many hours we worked at melting the ice build up (blow dryer) and mopping up the water before it could ruin the ceiling. Yea , that sucked. Please take note of the wonderful ice, INSIDE the window.

Then there is the problem with pay per post. Well it's not really a problem. I like money, and writing those ads is a quick easy way to get money BUT I cannot stand how cluttered and messy and well.. whoreish it makes my blog look. And If I can't stand it, why am I expecting you all too? Here's the deal. I make a point only to take ads that pay 10 dollars or more, so in seventeen sixteen ads I will have enough for my camera. I need. Want. Salivate. Orgasm over this camera. When I can get two ten dollar ads a day I will post both of them, leaving you with four freaking posts to "read" Not that I expect you to read the ads, because I do NOT. If I can get two posts in a day that's only nine more days of ads. Can you all handle it? I hope I can.

In the mean time, because I really do like money I have started up a new blog. Its linked, but don't go hunting it down, In three months I will resume PPP'ing, over there. And it sort of defeats the purpose if you all head over there like everyone did to poor Mr. Fab.

Icing on todays Craptacular Cake : My 100 year old Great Grandmother who never knew me from a shoe, died this morning. Alzheimer's sucks y'all.

country song titles

12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.
11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day.
10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
7. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.
4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now.
3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger.

And the number 1 Country Song is:

1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few.
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Ok people I bow down to you. The DDR video staring me, the wonderful Bluepaintred, has been shot. However, I couldn't figure out how to make the TV steps as well as the mat show up, so I did the song twice and I am going to fool around with the editor to see if I can get it to cut in and out from one video to the other.

Sigh.

Plus, plus! I killed the DDR matt and the second time thru, every godamn fucking time I stepped down on the right side arrow it shocked the bejesus out of my toe.

I can't feel my toe. Are you happy NOW?


As for the SnowDay title

• Picture taken at 10 AM today. Everything for most of the Province was shut down. Schools, highways, airports... Jitteryjoe stayed home from work, RM stayed home from school.
  
  And, AND! I made a roast. I could not decide whos recipie to follow so I followed everyones. Made for an... interesting taste.
  

Fab did kareoke, so I told him I would tape the brats on DDR. I taped myself too, but my ass looked fat and I deleted it. Here is Blue boy. Pay attention to the arm flapping, and sorry about the crick in your neck, I didn't realise in video, the picture doesnt get auto "uprighted"...whatever that word is...



On another, more greasy note. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to clean three entire tubes of lipsel, eighty bandaids, six cups of water, and an entire full jumbo sized bottle of pump action hand soap is to clean off bathroom floors, walls, sinks, toilets (learned that one was greasy the hard way, use your imagination) doors. Oh ignore that, replace it with : every surface reachable to a four year old boy with a stool?

I do.

Im just drained right now. Utterly exhausted.

In December I asked Lynda to add my mothers' name to her blog in memory of her sister Laurianne, who died of lung cancer. Lynda then asked if I would be willing to share my story. I wrote it out tonight, and have asked it to be posted on the tenth anniversary of my mothers' death, February 13th.

One would think that ten years would have dulled the pain, turns out it doesn't, but I am very good at pushing things to the back of my heart and ignoring them. It was harder then I ever imagined to write that story out. But it was harder to live through it. I hope that you will stop by Lauriannes-Hope. Lets put an end to cancer people.

Im gonna need some help here. the dishes are piled up, the floors NEED washing and I am in a lazy zone. but if i dont do the dishes, i will have a stressful time making supper. why am i sitting here typing? i need to get off my butt and do some work!

Pay per post actually paid me, so if anyone was worried, it isnt a scam. (I thought it was) I cannot wait to hold and caress and kiss and I will make it clothes and take it for walks and hug him and love him and call him George my beautiful new camera!

Rainbow Man fell down the stairs yesterday holding his new DS Lite, his knee turned blue and purple immediatly. I was sitting there thinking about busted kneecaps and trips to the ER, and he is screaming.....Daddy is my gameboy OK. Daddy check my gameboy.
He is such a boy

Anyone have a recipie on how to cook a roast? I bought one, im going to take it out of the freezer today to cook tomorrow. I want a recipie where i can put the wee carrots and spuds in with it. Is it odd that I have been married for seven years, lived on my own for 9, and never cooked a roast?

Help...RoxDar, you said you have a recipie..MM, what exactly did you want me to do with the onion soup mix? Le sigh. I am hopeless.

Oh, and Fab did kareoke so I will be doing a DDR video. well two, one of me and Rainbow Man
and one of Blue Boy and Stuperman. But again, I have to get off my ass and charge the camera.

I suck. Send me recipies. I have lots of ingridiants. and the roast is red. uhm and football sized. and uhm. red.

Do you have a cell phone? Millions of people do. You sign up, get your plan and a phone. Sprint has a new phone out, the Sprint Red RAZR.

Now, as cool as this phone looks, there is something else that is really really special about it. Sprint is now fighting aids! Sprint has teamed up with RED, an organization in Africa, and will be donating proceeds from the Red Razr to the cause.

Plus If I was getting a Phone, I'’d want a bright splashy color like red. Otherwise I would be sure to lose it… Look at how slim it is!

I don'’t own a cell phone, but if I were to get one, I would choose a Razr, not just because of its slimness, but for it'’s durability. I'’m not so good with electronics after all.

My sister in law, Jessi, Has a Razr. This phone has been Flushed down a toilet. Yes flushed, not just dropped. It has been left in a snow bank overnight. Her one year old daughter uses it as a teething toy. The key pad has been taped back onto the phone and it still works! In fact, I was on the phone with her this morning when I took this Sponsored opertunity.

I cannot imagine any other phone going through that much abuse and still working. This might be because the red Razr is made from aircraft grade Aluminum. Now if only it was powered by jet engines too…

The Red Razr has all the old capabilities of the Razr phone, plus Bluetooth capabilities, Sprint TV and Music Store capability. The download is broadband and it takes pictures and video!

This post has been sponsored by Wirefly and PPP. If you are in need of a new phone, check this one out, cute, stylish and you will be helping a great cause!

1. What is a Guest?
Rainbow man: Someone who goes to your house or you go to there house and then you will be their guest.
Blue Boy: when we turn into a dinasaur.
Stuperman: Get. Get leabe.

2. Where does a Guest sleep?
Rainbow Man: they sleep on the floor
Blue Boy : On the roof
Stuperman: On a cat

3. Have you had a Guest at your home recently? If so, who?
Rainbow Man: yes we have. Aunty jessi and Uncle Daniel
Blue Boy : no
Stuperman: No! Get leabe.

4. Have you ever been a Guest at some one's home? If so, where?
Rainbow Man: Yes. At Tubby's birthday
Blue Boy: Yes. (points to me) yours
Stuperman: No.Noooooo. I ama Pirate! I ama yarrrr matey!

5. How long do you keep a Guest?
Rainbow Man: for about five minutes or six.
Blue Boy: Forever
Stuperman: I am! It's HOT! It's hot!! Oh!! It's Hot! Fire!! Uh ohhhhhhhh! (playing with a lego "fire")

6. What things can you do with your Guest when they visit?
Rainbow Man: We can play with them, talk. Drink coffee.
Blue Boy: nothing
Stuperman: Green Stuperman. Fire. Ooooh ahahahah HAHAHA I am not get! I ama Pirate!

*Don't forget to read yesterdays post, cus I posted Sunday Six Early..for me at least*

Pre-write their posts? I fly by the seat of my pants. So most nights I sit here and wonder what to type and end up with super long posts that no one actually reads all the way through. , Sunday Six is the only post I pre-write, and that is only because I tend to blog after the kids go to sleep. Admit it, even as cute as the kids are , "zzzzz" to every question wouldn't be so entertaining.

I have Rainbow Man and Blue Boys' Answers ready to print, but Stuperman answered "I am watching a Mario, Mommy" to the first question and "no" to all the rest. I decided to wait and ask him tomorrow when he isn't helping Daddy with Nintendo DS.

JitteryJoe went out, second night in a row, to try and rent me Snakes On A Motherfucking Plane. No luck. One would think that with so fucking many religious freaks in this town, that is a movie that would stay on the shelves.

By religious freaks I am not damning all the normal catholic or whatever people who are all about praying to God and having Faith in Him and want to go to heaven and therefore shun the extra fun premarital sex aspect of Highschool, although, seeing as I did not lose my virginity in high school, the extra fun aspect of it may be a myth. Run on sentences are now on for half price!

I mean the ones who say OMG you don't go to my church I can't talk to you. (I'm serious, even if its a family member, they don't go to the same church they don't talk to them ever) Sounds more like a cult then a church, if you ask me. That's ok, to offer me Kool-aid, they would have to talk to me, so I am safe.

According to recent surveys, you people only read this blog to hear about the kids. But its all about me! What about me! I need love too I understood that if I only talk about poop (Stuperman woke up in the night and all on his own went potty, wiped his butt with a teddy bear, put his gitch on backwards and fell asleep on the living room floor - he had a lego imprint on his face half the day) and puke (no puke here!) I am a mommyblogger. I don't wanna be a mommy blogger (cries pitifully) (snot) (big blow sweetie! Gooood Girl)

But it just so happens, I am a big believer in giving the people what they want. Top two things seem to be Stuperman and kid dialogues. So for your amusement, here are two things Stuperman has said.

While waiting to see the Doctor, Stuperman is playing with a toy shark he brought from home. He is making it rip huge chunks of flesh from my face. It drops between the chair and a side table to land on the floor:

Me: Oh no! What are we going to do??

Stuperman: We will surly die, that is what we will do! (it's from the "do you drink coffee link" from yesterdays post. Lori sent it to me. We play with it a lot!!)

The waiting room has a TV. It is turned on to Oprah, whom I hate. A commercial comes on, advertising the channel. It happens to be the same channel I watch every night at 5 pm.

Stuperman: (jumping, very excited, very loudly) Look!! Whee of Fotoon is awwn!

Me: No honey, its not on yet.

Stuperman: You Ass! I said Teee (this was also said very loudly)

And now I take pity on all of you and end this long long post. Im sorry!