Dude Looked At My Lady!!

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

So I went to my plastic Surgeon today. She took out as much of the stitch as she could LOL. The disolving stitch makes my flesh rot, the "take out after 10 days" suture makes my flesh heal ~ quickly. In this case a bit too quickly. LOL she said that if I see bits of blue poking up in the future to go ahead and yank them out...ewwwww. As for how it felt having them taken out? Unless you are into S&M I do not advise this as a favorite pastime. Oh well its done, and I am happy with it. Logan and BFF Kiss came with me to the docs, Kiss to drive us and Logan to see a doc for his arms. In the waiting room of the PS they had a fish tank. That was funny. Logan tried to carry out the tank when it was time to go , its twice his size, fourtimes? anyway its bigger then him by a lot. then he asked if he could " Jus hode one mommy, Jus hode!" he screamed till we distracted him with an elevator button.

After a quick stop at 7-11 to grab some AJ for Logan we headed to his appointment. Our regular doc, Dr.P is on vacation, So we saw Dr.C. We waited an eternity in the waiting room, and then anohter eternity in the exam room. Finally this dude showes up. Now Im wearing a pretty low cut shirt, and a short skirt, maybe six inches above my knees. BUt Its still long nuff that I can bend over to get stuff off teh floor without flashing my porno butt* at the world. I also have on my super cool neon blue and neon yellow shoes. So there I am sitting on the examination table with logan because he has a bit of a shyness issue (READ: get the hell away from me you weird strange person or I will scream this room down. I mean it) with strangers.

Doc walks in, looks at my super cool shoes, grabs my freaking foot and proceedes to exclaim very joyfully and at length about how wonderful my shoes are. That was weird. It wasnt freaky till I noticed where his eyes were looking. Up my freaking skirt. (And me sitting there with my see thru panties!) Seriously thats bad, He is a doctor! His office offers Paps for crying out loud! I feel so bad for the nameless ladies who come in to have their va-gi-na papped by this letch! To make matters worse, if he wasnt looking UP my skirt he was trying to look DOWN my shirt. Hello! I brought my baby in. He is Sick, Deal with him, NOT my boobs (cute and perky as they may be)
Oh and BFF kiss... She is one year older then me, her skin is flawless, not a wrinkle, not even a hint of one. She has beautiful shiny hair, with NO gray (she dyes it but still) and Dr.C was all oh are you grandma... Hello Freak She is 28 if she is this kids gramma she had me when she was one freaking year old! Shouldn't a doc beable to tell ages? A rough estimate? I will never go back to this doc again! OMG if my kids get sick before Dr. P gets back, they can suffer! They have white blood cells for a reason!

*Porno Butt refers to the way my ass looked in the panties I was wearing today... in a word: Sweet...TMI?

I forgot about this one. While waiting to see the doctor, we occupiued Logan with the age old method of GivEmCandy . Every time we gve him a peice he said Tunk oooh. Its too cute. I often give him things and do things for him yout to hear him say Tunk ooooh. Cus its cute. Damn cute. This time I gave him the candy, he took it and walked away. I said " Logan, what do you say?" Logan said, with a full mouth "I got candy" Like duh mom!


Blogger Lori said...

MEOW! Porno butt in see thru panties. WOLF WHISTLE!

8:55 PM, July 25, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Porno butt, eh?

This post is pointless without pictures :)

2:01 AM, July 26, 2006  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

that's what you get for wearing your candy panties!! ;)

10:40 AM, July 26, 2006  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

LORI LMAO I think you missed the point of the post

MR.FAByou honestly think my father would enjoy looking at photos of my butt in my porno panties???

WEBMIZ But But But.. they weren;t the candy ones! They were cute and tiny and sheer and with little bows and .. oh nevermind!

LOL you guys are ruining the nice state of outrage I was in.. Now I am finding this funny. Shame on you all!!

11:03 AM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous Kim said...

I can't beleive a Doctor would do such a thing. Isn't a Doctor suppose to be professional no matter what you were wearing? And since you had a kid with you wouldn't he maybe assume that you're already taken. All well behind it all it is kinda funny, we are all only human.

Aren't kids cute even when they are selfish, I love it!!!

12:25 PM, July 26, 2006  
Blogger ablondeblogger said...

Oh how creepy! He must not have been hot, huh? If he was, I bet you'd be singing a different tune, lol!

I had a dentist once who, while I was laying in his dentist chair, proceeded to tell me how he'd remove my wisdom teeth by demonstrating it on my foot (I was wearing flip flops I think). It was so weird and creepy. Needless to say, I went to a different dentist!

My current Ob/gyn is HAWT, and he kinda lingers a bit when he does a breast exam. I'm not sure if it's purposeful or not, but I haven't changed doctors, lol.

2:47 PM, July 26, 2006  
Blogger Catch said...

I have to laugh at blonde blogger not changing Doctors......too funny!

Doctors are people too..some are idiots, some are not.

3:22 PM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous Onetallmomma said...

What's up with Logan's arms?

Creepy doc....eeeuuuhhh.

3:46 PM, July 26, 2006  
Blogger Lori said...

Yeah your right I kind of lost it after the mention of porno butt LMAO.

6:53 PM, July 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blue did you really feel the need to tell everyone i dye my hair because i have gray in it lol thanks for saying the no wrinkles and flawless skin part lol love you from kiss

1:52 AM, July 27, 2006  

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