before I get started I MUST repeat a conversation I had with my two yearold yesterday!
Parker, running down the stairs : Guess what daddy.....
Logan, turning to me : guess what?
Logan: Luvbb uuh
Yea its cute huh? but what tickles me most is he understood "Guess what". He heard it and recognized it and used it in a word play with me. Its like..like.. his first joke.. its .. wow he is getting big. He has said i love you before, usually after I get him going on repeating other words he will slip up and repeat it, but he doesnt just come out and say it.. Its like he knows they are the words I most long for! Little bugger is smart...SMRT
And now, to the meat of the post . Tonight is my last night for a shower for three days :o( My last night for sex for at least two weeks, then we go camping ( Camping... sleeping in the same tent as the kids = no sex) and then onto my period.. YAY I love enforced abstinence, don't you?
So I have to be up at seven to be awake for when they drop off Hannah (I babysit her, she's cute) Then I have to quickly unload the dishwasher and reload it, hide the towels on the washing machine covered in hand soap when it "accidentally" exploded and I used them to clean the mess. ... Can you throw towels liberally coated with liquid soap in the washer? If I do , will I be faced with a mountain of bubbles? Anyone? ... Anyone??
My MIL is coming over to watch the kids, For obvious reasons I won't be taking then to the hospital with me, althou Blake offered to come "wipe my pukeup" like I did for him when he got "openated on"
Im so not looking forward to this, but Im doing pretty good at pretending its all easy bake oven time! ( even BFF is convinced I'm not worried.. or at least she will be till she reads this LOL)
See I wonder about a few things, a few unknowns and I hate Unknown.. I like to know exactly what is going on and what time and where and blah blah blah Im pretty anal about that.
So Is the SheDoc gonna agree that I need either staples or "take out after 7-10 days stitches" , prefferably staples, or will she insist this is a one time thing ( even tho it has clearly happened more then once?
And if she insisto on using disolving stitches, will I have the guts to say , my body my rules, staples or don't do it? Can I walk out of there with one boob up and one boob down?
What if she sees my big inch by inch open spot and decides to stick her big old needle in it and cut and sew there too? Both sides outa service? How will I deal with kids? Dishes? Anything?
What If she uses staples and it happens anyways? What if I just have crappy weak skin and no matter what they use it will backfire on me and my vanity?
So yea we leave our place at 9AM, I have to be in admitting at 9:45, surgery at 10:15. I dunno If I will be blogging... Last time it hurt so much to sit upright with the weight of my boob fat on the incision. So yea Im gonna get split wide open again, tommorrow morning and i. AM. NOT. WORRIED. AT. ALL.
Talk to ya all later!
Please note the care in which I took in using the words/phrases "split wide" "meat" and "anal" "skin" "boob" "sex"
looking forward to a few good google searches with that!