The Cool and wonderful Shelli tagged me for this one!

What kind of SOAP is in your bathtub right now? Wow. Getting kind of personal and it's only the first question! The means I use to clean my insertable amusement park is really none of your business!

Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator? Uhm. No. Should I? Watermelons are very, very big. And messy. Oh and they are also a summer food. DUH.

What would you change about your living room? I would either put up a mirrored ceiling or move the cable jack to a different wall.

Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty? Clean. Thank God you didn't ask about the ones in the sink.

What is in your fridge? Defrosting rats, Penicillin, you know, all the normal fridge type things.

White or wheat bread? Gold bars. I would have also accepted chocolate chips.

What is on top of your refrigerator? Air. Dusty air.

What color or design is on your shower curtain? Glass. What's with all the questions about me being wet and naked? You some kinda stalker?

How many plants are in your home? Other than the penicillian in the fridge? None. Plants are for people who care.

Is your bed made right now? Heh. You're trying to picture me in it aren't you? FYI. My socks don't match and I have no panties on. Did that help?

Comet or Soft Scrub? Chocolate chips, but I would have also accepted Gold Bars.

Is your closet organized? I have closets? Great. Nine AM and I am already at my limit of learnable knowledge for the day. I hope you're happy now. *shakes head*

Can you describe your flashlight? Uhm. It's kinda yellowish,three X three inches wide/tall, made of wax, it has a string thingy. Often dusty.

Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home? Porcelain. I find the water is cooler that way. And I love pushing down that little handle!

Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now? Is the concept of Winter that hard for you? When it is cold outside, you drink coffee, when it is hot outside, you drink coffee. Gawd. It's not that hard. Maybe you should write that down?

If you have a garage, is it cluttered? Are you offering to clean it out? If so, will you blow out the water lines at the same time too?

Curtains or blinds? Neither. I feel better when I know people are watching.

How many pillows do you sleep with? Four. Two regular sized super plushysoft, one body pillow, and some dudes shoulder. Dunno who he is, It's always dark when I use him.

Do you sleep with any lights on at night? DARK. As in the absence of light. Effin morons..

How often do you vacuum? lets see, there are 365 days in a year, so thats like 51, no, 52 weeks, divide by eighteen is eleven, no 2, add the number of rooms that have carpet and NONE ya dipshit. Vacuums are for carpets and I shave!

Standard toothbrush or electric? The sleek, engineer designed, aerodynamic turbo seven hundred, eight thousand RPM, operates with nineteen Dcell batteries.

What color is your toothbrush? I don't have a toothbrush.

Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch? No. And that means YOU.

What is in your oven right now? If there is anyfuckingthing in my oven, My doctor is going to have a LOT of explaining to do!

Is there anything under your bed? yes. A floor, then a basement, then some dirt. Or maybe rocks. If you keep going under, eventually you will hit lava, so that's pretty cool, right?

Chore you hate doing the most? All of the above. Are you taking notes yet?

What retro items are in your home? Are you calling me old? Fuck you. Get out of here. I can handle you ignoring then not welcome mat, but name calling is just not needed!

Do you have a separate room that you use as an office? Who in their right mind would bring work HOME? I wouldn't. Plus having a job would suck ass, and I am definitely not into ass sucking. Wait. Is there chocolate in the home office? Can I change my answer?

How many mirrors are in your home? Mirrors are just another way for the government to watch you while you bathe. We have six hundred and ninety seven.

Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home? In Canada we use rocks as currency. Rocks belong outside or in your pants.

What color are your walls? We tore out the walls to make room for the mirrors.

Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home? Does a broadsword count? We mostly use it for kinky things, but it is darn sharp..

What does your home smell like right now? I have a cold.

Favorite candle scent? There is nothing like sitting in a warm fuzzy blanket, a hot cup of coffee in one hand and a good book in the other, enjoying the aroma of boiling cat urine.

What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now? Why are you so certain I am Pregnant? Seriously? It's just a little water weight, I swear!

What color is your favorite Bible? The bibles in our house are very shy. I've never actually seen one, though I hear they come out at night to forage for food. If I ever manage to see one of those elusive little suckers, I will make a point to note the color!

Ever been on your roof? As in HOHOHO you fat sob? Well guess who's been blowing Claus all year long- and tonight I am making sure you go down on the naughty list for calling me fat. AGAIN!

Do you own a stereo? If I had a stereo, would I be sitting here typing to you? I thought not!

How many TVs do you have? Closed circuit or other?

How many house phones? Two and three quarters, but you can blame the cat for that one!

Do you have a housekeeper? Yes. Her name is Mrs. Smokpey, and she only does floors. I'm not sure I like her choice of scrubbing agent (it smells vaguely like urine) but who am I to question, as long as she does the job well.

What style do you decorate in? I like long walks on the beach, cuddling in the moonlight and de-striping zebras.

Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints? I prefer the cardboard variety.

Is there a smoke detector in your home? Yes. The kids think it is a dinner bell becuase it goes off ever night when I Open the oven to take out dinner.

In case of fire, what are the items in your house which you’d grab if you only could make one quick trip? If I am wearing a bra, my laptop, but if there is no support happening for the girls, I would have to grab grab them. Running makes things bounce in an uncomfortable manner dontcha know.

Labels: Linkage, Meme

I have no excuse (except a crying dog, a huge turkey, a cat who screams and six million piddle spots to clean up ) for not posting the last two days! To apologize I will write an entire post geared for just one person! WooHoo! Viva La Laziness!

(start copy)

Remember when we were kids and at every opportunity, some adult would have us play that silly Telephone game? You know… the one where the lead person comes up with a sentence or statement, whispers it into the ear of the next person in line, and the sentence is passed from person to person until it reaches the end of the line. The last person then repeats the sentence out loud, the first person announces what it actually was, and everyone gets to laugh about how goofy it got by being passed from ear to ear and being altered because of mispronunciations and hearing ability.

Of course I realize that the game was simply a means for adults to keep us in line while we were waiting for something or killing time. Haven’t we even now as adults, tried to use it on our own kids?

Being the silly kind of fracas that I am, I’ve decided to create an internet version of the game, and use it as an opportunity for link-getting. Everyone wants links, and yet lots of people I know, prefer to get their links in a non-obvious kind of way. We’ve all done the “copy this list and create a post and you’ll get links” type of tag… at least once, but most of us don’t want to fill our blogs with those posts. It may get links, but eventually will chase readers away.

This is a fun way to give your readers something entertaining to read and get a few links too.

Instructions:

If you’ve been tagged, check the last entry on the list. Copy this entire post, add your name and link to the end of the list, copy the sentence in the previous person’s entry and change ONE word in it to try and change the meaning of the sentence for your entry. Name and link only ONE person to tag and then post the whole thing as a new entry in your own blog. Please make sure to transfer all the links to your post otherwise you aren’t providing fair linkage to the people before you. Although this will take longer to get around, by tagging only one person you will avoid making mass enemies by having to tag many people, and it will also guarantee only one true version of the game is circulating out there. Fracas, the creator, will attempt to keep tabs on the game and periodically report on it.

Please try not to tag someone you see is already on the list. If you’re on the list, have been tagged again by someone who didn’t pay attention to the instructions and you don’t want to do another turn, please leave a comment at this post over at Fracas, and Fracas will take your turn for you in order to keep the list going.

1. Fracas - http://fracas.wordpress.com writes:
Never continue dating anyone who is rude to the waiter.

2. Mark @ Blogitude - http://www.blogitude.com/ writes:
Never continue dating anyone who is nude to the waiter.

3. Wiggy @ http://damewigginsoflee.wordpress.com writes:
Forever continue dating anyone who is nude to the waiter.

4. Froggy @ The Road Less Traveled - http://froglette79.wordpress.com writes:
Forever continue dating anyone who is nude under the waiter.

5. InTheFastLane@ That’s Life - http://thatslifev2.blogspot.com writes:
Forever continue dating anyone who is nude under the water.

6. Treadmillista @ Just Treadmilling Around - http://treadmillinginplace.blogspot.com/ writes:
Forever continue dating everyone who is nude under the water.

7. Christine @ Watch Me! No, Watch Me! - http://watchmenowatchme.blogspot.com/ writes:
Forever continue watching everyone who is nude under the water.

8. Candace @ not that i don’t love my kids - http://notthatidontlovemykids.blogspot.com/ writes:
Forever continue scratching everyone who is nude under the water.

9. Fracas - http://fracas.wordpress.com writes:
Forever avoid scratching everyone who is nude under the water.

10. Bluepaintred - http://www.bluepaintred.com writes:

Never avoid scratching everyone who is nude under the water.

Drum roll please!

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I tag Shelli, cus she loves meme's!

Labels: I'm Important Too, Linkage, Meme

So my day started off SO perfect. NO kids, slept till eleven. A shower All.By.Myself. No kids screaming in the living room making me come out with soapy feet and bubbly hair to kill separate them. NO Stuperman knocking on the shower door to let me know I have bubbles on my head and "dats berry silly mommy, take it off" Lemme repeat. No kids.

None.

So I went online and found out that Fantastagirl and Angel both gave me a Nice Matters award! Sweet.

See. I am too nice. They said so and They wouldn't lie. Would they? I get to give this to fourteen hol-ehfuck.thatsalot! bloggers now. But I will do that later becuase you need to know how awesome my day was.

So the kids came home, and one would think that right there the perfect awesome wonderful day would end. But it Didn't! See. We emptied the pool. Have you any idea how fun it is to give three kids buckets and ask them to empty a pool Without getting wet? Hilarity ensued. Also. I soaked them all.

And then? Then I went to PPP and found out that my good buddy CoffeeMom won a freaking roomba! Awesome fucking news. (I want one. Send it now)

And then? Then I checked my PayPal. Does anyone even remember why I started Whoring myself out the the wonder that is PPP?

Anyone?

*pout*

I wanted a new camera. A small one I could throw in my purse. This will be here in a week.

And then? Best of all? BFF Kissy Called me and told me she was ditching work so we could go for coffee. YAY ME.

And to tag the 14 peeps I think are nice? Innerestingly enough there are 101 blogs in my bloglines and when I take out all the porn links, and the ones that are celebsites, I still come up with more peeps than I have awardtags. Which I hate. Still. I'll try.

Avitable - He comes across as gruff and rude, but I think he is more of a teddy bear then a profanity filled gorilla.

Mr.Fab - Now here is a weird, but nice guy. If you were to try and guess how many times I have e-mailed him with a problem you'd have to start guessing in the triple guesses. And each time I ask, he has the answers or can point me to them. Hmm. Maybe he's not so much a Nice guy as a know it all. No matter. It's already typed and I'm not deleting all that hard work.

Shelli - Shelli reminds me of myself except in one area. She really is a nice person. I just pretend to be.

Sheila - She rocks becuase she makes me feel loved with her constant battle for Firstdom.

CoffeeMom - She comes and drinks coffee with me. She MUST be nice!

NobodyTM - Nobody is nice. Know how nice? I've asked him twice to transfer blogspot blogs to dotcoms, and he did it both times. I wonder what he would say if I asked him to do it a third time for me.....

MalnurturedSnay - He hates salad and loves Harry Potter, but nicest of all? He brings people pizza!

And Uhm. Sigh. (I'm getting really tired of tagging people here).

How about MetalMom,
NotaGranny,
Monkee,
Lynda,
Miss Ann The Unlinkable,
ICANHASCHEESBURGER,
and you

That was hard. Sigh.

But srsly? I love you all.

Labels: I'm Important Too, Meme

FIRST! A few things about the contest. I fit a size seven in the stores here at home, but a 5.5 in their sizes, so serious, measure your feet! Are they 9 5/16 inches long? Second. Has everyone who wanted, gotten my home address? If not, email me; bluepaintred@gmail.com !


Schmoozing as defined by Dictionary.com is the ability “to converse casually, especially in order to gain an advantage or make a social connection.” When it comes to blogging, schmoozing is your ticket to making new friends, getting yourself noticed and building a reputation. Some bloggers are gifted with the ability to effectively schmooze and others not so much.

But me? Hell yea I'm a Schmoozer! Or ass kisser, whatever, same thang!


My dear blogging buddy Squirrel told me so. Why would she lie?

Here are the Schmooze rules:

1. If you receive The Power of Schmooze Award, write a post with links to 5 blogs that have schmoozed you into submission.

2. Link to this post and Mike so that people can easily find the exact origin of the meme.

3. Optional: Proudly display the ‘Thinking Blogger Award’ or the 'Power of Shmooze Award' with a link to the post that you wrote (here is an alternative silver version if gold doesn't fit your blog

My pick of five of the best Schmoozers, who intentional or not have successfully Shmoozed me into submission!:

1. Avitable. I tried not to fall for him. I really did. But sex? With a snake? Woah. Ever since that post, I've been hooked - and have spent considerable time eying my snakes. It's OK. I think they are too small...


2. Sheila. There is something about Sheila that hits close to home with me. I'm not sure what it is, but I feel almost like she is me or I am her ..or something. It's OK. I'm not that kind of stalker Sheila!

3. Fracas. I started reading her just becuase I found out we live fifteen minutes away. I sort of might have wanted to "spy" on someone I might get to see in a grocery store or..something, you know? But I ended up reading her posts, and shes so eclectic! From one day to the next, Who knows what Fracas will toss your way!

4. Shelli. Yeah. You know it girl!

5. Webmiztris. She does drugs and smokes and drinks and has no kids and loves cats and some days... I just want to be who she is.. I Publish Postlike to live vicariously through her blog!

The end. Now go measure your fucking feet!

Labels: Contest, I'm Important Too, Meme

I needs a tissues!

Because Shelli and Marilyn love me and know I am on my deaths* door, they tagged me. As Usual, Shelli's hand lingered for an inappropriate length on my bum. But I liked it, so I can't really complain!

Here is the tag from Marilyn:

INSTRUCTIONS: Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot, like so:

1.Freelance Cynic
2.Are We There Yet??
3.It's A Blog Eat Blog World
4.More Random Than Average
5.Bluepaintred

Next select five people to tag:

THEN answer the following Questions:


What were you doing 10 years ago?
Mourning my mother's death
graduating high school
moving in with my grandma
starting university
meeting my future husband


What were you doing 1 year ago?
here is a link to my June archives. I'm too sick to go through them. I'm at deaths door you know!

Five snacks you enjoy:
chocolate
coffee
green peppers
sour cream and onion chips
potato skins with bacon and cheddar and LOTS of sour cream

Five songs to which you know all the lyrics:
99 loft balloons
Happy Birthday
Point Of Light
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Amazing Grace


Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
My husband
Go on a cruise
Take the kids to Disney land
Camp for a year
Build a house with a jacuzzi tub with plants and steps leading up to it and a window and little nooks for candles ... I could go on..

Five bad habits:
Biting my nails
Blogging
Smoking
My Husband
Sleeping in

Five things you like doing:
My Husband
Blogging
Reading
Rubbing wet coffee beans all over my body
Going to coffee

Five things you would never wear again:
Maternity clothes
repeat X 4

Five favorite toys:
Laptop.
Computer
Camera
Knives
Crayons

And then, Shelli said I rock. She did. Right here. I'm not lying, go and see.


And now, with snot trying to escape my nose, I get to point my germ covered finger at five of you and say "You Rock!"

1. Tug
2.Fracas
3.Coffee Mom
4.Sheila
5. I Believe


* by deaths door, I mean I have a cold. My nose is leaky and stuffed. WTF is with that? Can't it pick one or the fucking other? I probably won't actually die, but dam it! I'm gonna whine like a guy until it is decided!

Labels: I'm Important Too, Meme

UHG. My head is fuzzy with sleepies. My eyes keep crossing; I'm almost nauseous with it!

But I cant leave you with a BRB again, now can I? Lucky for me, my bud Shelli tagged me with a meme. And in an interesting twist, its a sleep meme!

(Before I hopped in the bath (where I promptly fell asleep) I had planned on talking about what a bad quitter I am and how amusing it is to eavesdrop on a dude who has never play scratch lotto before.)

I thought it would be fun to see what things other people do, while getting ready to sleep and/or while sleeping, that is a little odd. I picked the number 6 not because that was all I could come up with for myself, I think I could come up with many more, but because no one ever uses the number 6 for memes. It’s always 5 or 4 or 7, but never 6. What do people have against that number?

6 Weird things I do while getting ready to sleep or while sleeping:

1. I sleep naked becuase seams hurt me. If my sheet has a fold or twist in it under me I wake up with a bruise. Providing, of course, I was able to fall asleep while on it. I'm like that princess who slept on the pee pea.

2. I lay on my left side for almost half a minute. The second I get comfortable I turn over and face the opposite way. When I get comfortable that way, I turn again to lay on my back. After a few minutes, - less than five, - I turn back to my right and fall asleep. I'm like a dog turning in circles on the rug before falling asleep in front of the fire.

3. I cannot sleep with feet that are cold. Or hot. I often leave one foot swaddled in the blanket and one foot outside the blankets, preferably hanging off the edge of the bed. One foot in, one foot out, seems to result in the perfect temperature. I am like a lizard sunning on a rock with my tail in the water.

4. I fall asleep six nights out of seven within five minutes of my head hitting the pillow. If I am over tired, I have trouble sleeping. Even if I am wide awake, hearing the words NightNight coupled with my head on my pillow will send me off into dream land. I'm like a baby with a lullaby.

5. I sleep with a body pillow stretched across the head of the bed. On top of that is another pillow, one that has gone flat. I put my third pillow, a nice firm fluffy one, between my legs. If my knees lay on top of each other, the bone on bone action hurts me and I wake with a bruise. I need the pillow as padding. I'm like china - I need my bubble wrap.

6. When I dream, and I dream often and vividly, I wake myself up, and tell myself that the dream is over. I fall back asleep immediately and continue the dream right where it stopped when I woke up. Same dream. Every Time. All I can remember of it when I wake up is that it was horrible. I'm like Daytime TV; repetitive and crappy.

Now. There you have it. My complicate sleep habits. I could have gone on and on and on, but i really am tired, and I really do want to go to bed! The important thing is this: This is Shelli's first meme, and I happen to think this is a good one!

I am going to tag six people, BUT I would see at is as a personal favor if you did the meme without being tagged. At the very least, save the instructions in your drafts for a day you are lost for an Idea on what to post!

I tag:

Sheila (Trish... Tom ... - you do it too!)
MetalMom
Fracas
Marilyn
Fantastagirl
Amy (do you even do tags?)

Don't forget to pimp this Meme out people! Lets make this sukah come alive!

Labels: I'm Important Too, Meme

Last night We got back from the dentist just in time to tuck the kids into bed. Rainbow Man was very amused at me trying to make a kissy face with my frozen lips. Finally we agreed that as long as my lips touch his face, it counts as a kiss no matter how funny it looks.

As soon as all three kids were in bed I took a pain pill left over from my surgery last summer. I don't take drugs for a reason.

I decided that a video post would be a great idea. Uhm. No. I watched it this morning and deleted it. There was a lot of drool, and the left side of my face did not move the whole time. I had not realized my nose had started bleeding again, so there was blood*. Add that to the fact that I can't figure out what the hell I was saying on the video, I decided it was best to just get rid of it.

Besides, I knew Avitable would make fun of me.

I stole this from Shelli because I like books and they like me.


1. Hardback or trade paperback or mass market paperback? If it is a book that I know I will be reading again and again, I love a good hardcover. However, I find hardcover books really difficult to read in the bath so I usually get paperback. Plus, they are way cheaper!

2. Amazon or brick and mortar? (buying on line or in a store?) I prefer to get them from family, but when they are bought they aren't bought online. We do not have Credit Cards. Credit Cards are evil.

3. Amazon or the Co-Op Bookstore.? If a book contains all of the pages, I will read it, old or new. I don't care if all of the pages are still in the binding, as long as they are all there.


4. Barnes & Noble or Borders? I have not shopped at either. I prefer a bookstore called Westgate Book. Why pay seven bucks when you can pay fifty cents?

5. Bookmark or dog ear? "Bookmark. Who dog ears their books. Shame on you!" <- that's wat Shelli said. Think she will spank me when I say that I dog ear my books, sometimes ripping off the dog ear corner, sometimes i fold the page up like a fan or an airplane, and if it is a really old book I know I won't be reading again, and that it has passed the family rounds, I will tear each page out as I read.

Did anyone notice that Shelli doesn't have numbers six through eleven done? I found them over at Lynda's Great Journey. What a lifesaver!
Hmm. Lynda's Meme is not exactly like Shellis', but pretty close. these six questions will fill in the blank nicely I think!

Science Fiction, Fantasy or Horror? Fantasy and Horror. I love suspense and I love dragons and fairies and magic. I also like books with a lot of sex in them.

Hitchhiker or Discworld? I do not know what discworld is, but I love Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. One of my all time favorites!

Asimov’s Science Fiction or Fantasy & Science Fiction? Fantasy. I could never get into Asimov. Love Ray Bradbury though.

Alphabetize by author, Alphabetize by title, or Random? I like to keep certain books in order, Dean Koontz, John Saul and Steven King, they are all separated by author and behind glass. My romance Novels are thrown all over the house.

Keep, Throw away or Sell? Keep if it is a book I love. Which means Dean Koontz or John Saul, give away if it is romance. I do not believe books should be sold for profit. They should be given to the masses becuase reading without a monitor is becoming a dying art.
Keep dust-jacket or Toss it?


12. Harry Potter or Lemony Snicket? Harry Potter ALL THE WAY. Harry Potter is hot. I think about him in a purely sexual way a lot sometimes. Him and Malfoy.

13. Stop reading when tired or at chapter breaks? I stop reading whenever and whereever I damn well please. I often stop in the middle of words. I read while I smoke and the minute my hand hits to knob on the door to come inside I fold my page and put it down, no matter what part I am on. Chapter breaks are for wussies.


14. “It was a dark and stormy night” or “Once upon a time”? It really depends on my mood. Fairy tales all have happy endings, and In my mind all romance books MUST have a happy ending. One time I started a book, got halfway through, her husband died, I flipped to the last chapter and she was still sad so I put it down and never finished it. I do not mind dark and stormy as long as the plot is good.


15. Buy or Borrow? I prefer to borrow, but will bu. very rarely do I pay full price for a book.

16. New or used? Either or, I don't care.

17. Buying choice: book reviews, recommendation, or browse. I buy according to the author. If Someone has lent me a book I will read it if it sounds good from the back. I don't read anything anyone recommends unless I already wanted to read it. Every person has different tastes!

18. Tidy ending or cliffhanger? Tidy ending. I remember reading the fourth or fifth book in a Terry Goodkind series and the last line of the book was "I'm here to kill Richard Rahl" I was SO mad, especially considering that the next book was not due for six to twelve more months!


19. Morning, afternoon or nighttime reading? When I am not online, I read. or sleep.

20. Stand alone or series? I prefer stand alone because I hate waiting for the next book to come out. Like say, Harry potter seven. Wonder what Malfoy is going to be up to in it? He leaves six in disgrace with his death mark and all. I bet he will be super hawt. Hopefully not dead though.


21. Favorite series? Harry Potter and the Sword of Truth Series by Terry Goodkind.


22. Favorite book of which nobody else has heard? Hmmm. No guesses. Have you read So You Want To Be A Wizard? It's really good. I think I will read it again.


23. Favorite books read last year? I have probably ready a thousand books in the last year. Shit. Uhm. Nope Not going to choose.


24. Favorite books of all time? Ok. This is going to sound really weird. In grade seven we were assigned book one of a four book series. I liked it so much I read books two three and four in the library. I have no idea what they are called. It is about a boy and a girl who somehow (?) get magic abilities or realize they have them and start to fight evil. I think there are four things they find/look for in each book. Sigh. I don't know the author or the titles or really any of the plot so all my searches so far have come up empty. I know book two or was it three, takes place around water. I so SUCK.


I tag no one, but extend sincere congratulations to myself for being able to complete this Meme in what I hope is a rational way due to the fact that the pain pills have way kicked in and I am drooling again. Must.Sleep.


Random book fact : I like to tear off the corners of books, preferably very old ones and suck on them. Occasionally I swallow them, but mostly I spit them out when the flavor is gone.

*The bleeding was due to the root in the sinus thing where my nose was almost but not actually broken by the dentist who despite all of the agony of the nose pain and sixteen needles (I'm resistant to the anesthetic) I still love.

Labels: I'm Important Too, Meme

Weather you are a daddy who helped kids make cards or a mommy who got to soak up hugs and kisses today, I hope you had a great day! My day was so perfect I don;t even want to share it. Full of love, great homemade gifts and wonderful food. ( I am eating a plate FULL of brownie still hot from the oven right now!) I will take pictures of the gifts later.

I was tagged for this meme by Fracas, a wonderful blogger I just recently stumbled upon. Bonus, she lives less than half an hour from me. That's way cool!

A-Attached or Single? I hate the word attached in regards to relationship status. I 'm married, I'm a mother, but I am not attached. Involved, In love, Over joyed, is a better description!

B-Best Friend: Online a have a lot of friends, IRL I have two "friends" Two people I feel I can tell everything too, Two girls who I feel would drop it all in a heartbeat if I really needed them. Two special people, who I hope know how I feel about them!

C-Cake or Pie: Cake. Chocolate, or banana. Pie if it is cherry or pumpkin.

D-Drink of Choice: Hmmmm. could it be coffee?

E-Essential Item: My coffee Pot.

F-Favorite Color: Any shade of blue, and some days, pink

G-Gummi Bears or Worms? Neither. i like chocolate or sour candies

H-Hometown: I have always wondered what one puts for a home town when you have lived all over the place...

I-Indulgence: My nightly bath. I love my bathtub and its silky smooth bubbles and the nummy smelling candles. I love laying in its warmth and reading till the book drop sin the water because I have fallen asleep.

J-January or February: July

K-Kids: Kids are fine, so long as they are clean and quiet. Oh wait. Three.

L-Life is incomplete without: Family, net and coffee. Not necessarily in that order.

M-Marriage Date: August fourth or sixth.

N-Number of Siblings: I have one sister, and three brothers

O-Oranges or Apples? bananas or strawberries. On some days, nectarines.

P-Phobias/Fears: Spiders. Hairy spiders. Big spiders. Small spiders. Dead spiders. Pictures of spiders. Thoughts of spiders. The word spider. Pieces of fuzz on the floor that resemble spiders. Spider webs. Spots that look like a spider might like to live there at sometime during my life time. Spiders in the car while I am driving. And running out of coffee again.

Q-Favorite Quote: My pal Blogarita left a comment on my blog Paint! a while ago.

I use that line about six million times a day. To the point the baby will finish it for me. Cus it is funny and I like it, and right now it is my favorite quote.

R-Reasons to smile: Smelling coffee first thing in the morning. An empty sink. New comments on my post when I open my email. Shopping. Shopping and getting something for really cheap. My kids. The dimple in JJ's backside. BFF Kissy.

S-Season: Spring. No fall. Yeah. Fall. Spring is cold and muddy. Fall is crisp and colorful and the spiders are all dying. Definitely fall.

T-Tag Three: Shelli, For her Meme Monday. Blogarita, cus her link is already stored in my copy and paste function and...uhm. . . Just change three to two, they both start with T.

U-Unknown Fact About Me: I get really bad ingrown toenails and they hurt a lot. I like to "cure" them by slicing open the side of my toe, extracting the nail and packing the hole with salt. then I soak it in really really really hot water. It's something to do when I get board.

W-Worst Habit: Biting my fingernails. Smoking.

X-X-rays or Ultrasounds? Have had both and a lot of them! XRays were mostly my wrists, U/S's were mostly my pregnancies.

Y-Your Favorite Foods: Chicken and rice. Chocolate. Lettuce(head) {romaine lettuce grosses me out) Coffee (is too a food. I use it to replace lunch a lot of days!)

Z-Zodiac: Cancer. July Second. Write that down. Better yet, go here and set up an automated Birthday card to be delivered to jitteryjoe@sasktel.net on My Birthday. I wouldn't want anyone to forget!

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In other news, Where did "V" go?
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Pee ess: Today BPR will hit 40,000 hits. Send me a screenshot if it is you, and I will send you a penis soap! Send one if you are close too, just in case the person who hits it does not send me a screenshot, because the screenshot closest to 40k will win.

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Shelli tagged me. Well, not so much tagged as grabbed my right breast and squeezed in a purely sexual manner. 'Cus she's like that. Or maybe it's because I have bitching titties. Either way it felt good.

The Rules:

1. Add a direct link to your post below the name of the person who tagged you. Include the state and country you’re in.
2. List out your top 5 favorite places to eat at your location (locally).
3. Tag 5 other people (preferably from other countries/states) and let them know they’ve been tagged.

Heh. I guess I should warn you all that I am not very picky about where I eat. I like to eat at places that won't cost me an arm and a leg, and where the food tastes good. The following five are in no particular order. Becuase we rarely eat out, this may get tough...

1. Boston Pizza - I LOVE the Perogie Pizzaz. It's hot and spicy and sooooo good. Its a pizza, but the crust is a perogie and OMG. Heaven in a pan. Added bonus: I can never finish what I have ordered, and get to have it for lunch the next day.

2. Bonanza Steak House - I have never ordered a meal at this resturaunt. We go for the buffet. last time we went, they had the best chicken fingers. I wish I knew what type of breading they used, becuase it was out of this world. Plus, the make your ouw sundae? Pure genious!

3. McDonalds - I'm lovin' it! I really do love it. we don;t go to McDonalds for the kids, we go for me. I go alone, I drag BFF Kissy with me, I sometimes convince The Husband to take me there on date Night when he really wants a nice sit down dinner. I always - ALWAYS- order the Big mac Meal, and I never finish my fries.

4. My Mother In Laws - What? It said "5 favorite places to eat at your location" how much more local can you get than three houses down? I love eating with the In-Laws for a few reasons. One: She is a damn good cook, even if she doesn't know it. Two: she does not expect me to do dishes after, and does not make me feel guilty that I have gone for a smoke or spent twenty minutes stirring my after dinner coffee instead of drying plates. Three: I hate to cook, so any night I don;t have to is a great night for me! And Four: My Mother In Law, for all the issues I have with her, Is a great lady. She loves to please. She loves to cook what I love to eat. If she makes scalloped potaotes - which I love but Jittery Joe hates, - she will make him baked potato. Its all in the details people!

5. That Chinese place in the food court at the mall that I don't know the name of but do know it doesn't take debit and the chicken balls are amazing - I love chinese food. I love the little spare ribs and the sauces they are in. I love any type of rice with any type of stuf fin it ( minus seafood - eww) I love chicken balls and fortune cookies .. Sigh. Now I am hungry.




Okie dokie. Rule number three is I have to Tag five people. I know who I would *like* to tag,
But I am not going to tag anyone today. Rejoice in your resturaunt Meme Freedom!

Oh who am I kidding??! You five are SO tagged!

Avitable - He loves food, and fine foods at that! (Yeah... Now I am just doin it to piss you off)
Monkee- What kind of food can you go out to eat when you live on an island.and just how big is her island anyway?
FlipFlop Momma- She loves all those organic and good for you thingys, what resturaunt(s) would she choose?
One Tall Momma- Because with her hawt new man and their steamy new romance, this is my chance to see if they have been eating out during their dates, without looking too rude..pun intended BTW.
And Squirrel becuase she up and left the interwebs for days and days and didn't bother to OK it with me first.

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(Edited Edition)
I'm so important that people are clamoring at my e-mail to interview me!

First off we have Five questions from Mr.Fab.

1. You are hopelessly addicted to coffee. How long can you go without coffee and does your behavior change the longer you go without your devil beverage? Actually, I can go quite a while without it. See, every second Saturday we go grocery shopping for the following two weeks. We always have big plans about getting up by ten and hitting the stores by 11. We usually wake up at 1130. Or later. This means I have no time to brew up a pot. And if you mention the auto timer one more time I will get mad. I never remember to set it. If there is still some coffee in the pot leftover from the night before, I will suck that back, usually right out of the pot. If not, then I deal with it. Shopping with the children can take four or five hours, and if you add that to the ten or twelve hours sleep I got the night before, that's a long time without coffee. I don;t think my behaviour changes, as long as I am doing something. I get really bitchy REALLY fast if I am out of coffee, or my pot breaks and I am stuck at home. On a side note. Try searching the term "coffee" in my blog. Doesn't help does it? Seems I mention coffee four posts out of five. Sigh

2. You have three boys. Do you think life would be easier or harder if you instead had given birth to three girls? Hard to say. I know that other moms have told me girls are way worse then boys, and that I feel like a sick-o when I have to change a girls diaper, and also, girls are WAY more expensive then boys are, and that. OK, yes life would be harder with girls, Besides I like having all boys!

3. You and Jittery Joe got married at a young age, and so far it seems to be working out great. Do believe that everyone has a soul mate; someone that they are destined to spend their life with, or is it all one big crapshoot? Young? Not really, We were both twenty and about to become parents for the first time! I'm not sure I buy into soul mates or not. I know that one day I woke up and realised that seeing JJ made me happy, and being with him made me ecstatic. I'm happy so far with how my life has turned out, with the exception that I still don't have my Yorkie to put bows in, so if life IS a big crapshoot, then I rolled some damn lucky dice!

4. You live in a pretty rural part of Canada . Do you feel there is an advantage to raising children in the country as opposed to the country? Well now, that's a really difficult question. Lets start with living in the country. I like it. We live close enough to a big city so shopping is convenient, yet far enough away from the same city that I feel safe. The school in this small town is excellent. They look out for the kids. For instance, If RM is late by ONE minute, they call to see if he is OK. I love the fact that I can send the two older boys out all day long and they are safe. Of course they aren't aloud to leave the street, but still its a safe area for them. I like knowing that when I am out of town, my neighbours know, and watch out for my house.

Now, As for living int he country as opposed to the country, I HATE living in the country in the middle of summer when the rabbits next door and the horses in pasture behind the house are working together to send their shit smells into my bedroom. I hate the country when the towns only Slurpee machine is out of order and I want something cold to drink. I hate seeing an ad in the flyer and wanting to run into Wal-Mart, but not wanting to drive the 30 minutes in. And the biggest part I hate about living int eh country as opposed to the country is my husbands daily commute into the city in the winter when the roads are covered in ice.

Wait. Did you mean as opposed to the city?

5. Eventually your boys will all be in school. If you decide to pursue a career outside the home, what field do you see yourself entering? I don't ever want to work outside the home. Way back when I wanted to be a teacher. I'd still enjoy teaching, but I am looking forward to Stuperman going to school so I have more time for my writing.

And Now Avitable's Five Questions:

1. Can you actually spell correctly and you just like to make my head explode, or can you just not help it? Whiel I would liek to say I can type correctly and I do it to piss you off, I can;t. I type badly. A lot of my errors are keys hit in teh wrong order, but I am also an atrocious speller. A long time ago I came to grips with this, my pnly fault, you should think about putting your big girl panties on and dealing with it too! (refused to use the spell check on this question :p)

2. If you had to choose between Mr. Fab and myself, who would you choose and why? Remember that I'm almost 20 years younger, which gives me more stamina, and I have my hair. Unfortunately for both of you, Neither of you are anything like my type. For one thing, I hate excess body hair. Its gross. I like leg hair, but that's it. I cant stand facial hair (The Husband often goes weeks without shaving, I hate that) I hate armpit hair (He also refuses to shave that) I hate HATE chest hair (he only has six, so that's OK) and I am really fond of a smooth cup-a ball sack. And for both of you, I have.. issues with uhm. Your size. There really is no polite way to say that, is there? But the question was if I HAD to choose, I would choose Fab, cus he has the bunnies.. Wait, do you have pets Avitable? Avitable, because I like dogs more than I like bunnies...

3. If you had to lick someone's dirty, sweaty balls or freshly cleaned asshole, which would you choose? Hmm. This was the hardest of the ten questions. I'm seriously not into man ass. I like to grab a feel and pinch the booty as I pass as much as the next girl, but the black hole is not my thing. I guess would lick the nut sac and then gag until he offered to go and wash it.

However, how does one wash their asshole and not their balls? I mean to properly clean it you can't just run a washcloth up and down the crack, even if you look past the friction burn, that isn't what I would call clean. You need soap and hot water and lots of it. I would be interested in the actual dynamics of how a man washes himself. I mean, How do you soap up the peen and not spend a few minutes playing with the cock and balls?

4. Which one of your children is going to grow up to be the serial killer? Oh that's EASY. The easiest one of all. The Husband and I have covered this in the past, several times. Without a doubt, Blue Boy will e the serial killer. We have said this for a long long time. he will either kill messily and with a gusto or he will rule the world. Possibly both. RM will either be a professional gamer, a lawyer or a stunt man. Stuperman will always be my baby and never EVER leave home. Even if he wants too.

5. What do you want your kids to have that you didn't growing up? I always wanted my own penis, and since each of the boys have one- even if Blue Boy is lacking in the testicle department- they have all fulfilled my childhood fantasies. That came out wrong, didn't it?



Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.” I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions. You will update your weblog with the answers to the questions. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

I doubt I can come up with good questions. What will probably happen is I will end up asking a rude question and begin to receive the hate mail I have been longing for!

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Katherine, has tagged me with a meme of sorts. Maybe it's an award. I'm not really sure. I do know that I think it is pretty fucking cool!

I will admit to a cirtain amount of envy when I watched Ole Blue dole out his "tags" for this very thing. It's be quite a few days since she bestowed this on me, and she may have thought I didn't know because I haven't acknowledged it in any way. It's just such a surprise, I mean... me? Thinking?? Was Katherine referring to this post maybe? Or this one? It was Probably this one... Maybe.

I guess it doesn't matter which post I wrote that made her think I think, as long as I can successfully come up with five new bloggers to pass the award on to. And therein lies the crux of the matter... Who on earth do I tag?

I have given this a LOT of thought in the days since Kathrine posted. Here is what I have come up with:

1. Finn. Not only does Finn take awesome photographs, she writes from her heart. I tend not to comment on a lot of posts that make me think, because I feel I need to step back, and think about it first. I'm also leery of saying the wrong thing, I have a very bad reoccurring case of Foot-in-mouth disease.

2. Avitable. I kept coming back to his blog while scanning my bloglines trying to decide who to choose. I know that the topic is thinking, and I'm sure the guy who made up the meme meant high end stuff. However, where else but at Avitables', will you learn that fisting is approved by the Bible? And if that doesn't make you think, I don't know what will!

3. Cecily. I know Cecily does not read my blog. In fact a lot of the people on my bloglines don't read BPR. That's OK, they don't know I exist because I am hesitant to comment on their blogs. I think out of the few hundred posts I have read at And I wasted all that Birth Control, there might only be one or two that did not send me away thinking profound thoughts.

4. Catch. This is getting harder and harder. There are generally only two types of blogs I visit. Funny blogs and personal blogs. Catch has managed to combine both. One day she will ask us probing questions and tell us snippets of her daily life with her mom and her job. Then the next she will post a picture of rainbow poo!

and lastly,

5. Shelli. If you ignore the last weeks posts - because Mr. Fab has taken over and is alternately sexing up the polar bears or killing them off, Shelli writes about things that a lot of bloggers shy away from. She writes in a way that instantly connects you to how she was feeling and makes you sit back and remember similar things that have happened in your life. And sometimes that's hard to do - to go back and remember the fear and grief of a loved ones death. But She also writes about the happy moments in her life with the same intensity, again, drawing you back to memories or making you look forward to experiencing it for yourself!

Whew. It really is hard to pick and choose from the hundred-some blogs on my list, Every blog in my bloglines is there because I get a lot of enjoyment from reading it.

[this part is copied directly from Katherine's blog 'cus I'm a lazy bitch]

If I've presented you with this glorious award, the participation rules are simple:

3) Optional: Proudly display the 'Thinking Blogger Award' with a link to the post that you wrote.

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Wow.

I feel a bit hungover tonight. The bloggy party was a roaring success. When I wasn't staring lovingly at my monitor today, caressing my beloved template and thinking hawt steamy thoughts, I busied myself with making the famed pioneer Woman Cinnamon buns. FYI: Make them. Then eat them. Then loosen your pants.

I had no plans for this post, and was a bit worried. I tried to visit blogs for ideas, but bloglines was down. So I'm doing the Meme Fab tagged me with instead. Unfortunately it has a lot to do with music. I just don't do music.


1. LIST FOUR SENTENCES YOU’VE NEVER SAID BEFORE:
2. LIST ANY NUMBER OF SONG TITLES THAT DESCRIBE HOW YOU’VE FELT THIS WEEK:
* due to the fact I do not know song titles. These may or may not be real titles. I refuse to take the time to google and see if I have made them up*
3. IMAGINE YOU’RE HAVING THE IDEAL PERFECT DAY. WHAT FOUR THINGS WOULD YOU BE DOING?
4. MAKE UP FIVE CREATIVE NAMES FOR A NEW ROCK BAND:
5. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GET TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ENSURE THAT THREE SONGS WERE NEVER WRITTEN, THUS SPARING HUMANITY FROM EVER HAVING TO HEAR THEM. WHAT THREE SONGS WOULD GET THE AXE?
Fucking hell! Songs as again?

I will tag people. I think normal people like music. Or at least all the cool kids do! I'm not cool.

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I would like to point out that this morning, in search of a puzzle for Stuperman, I found, in his closet, his Easter Bunny, unopened, from last Easter. I let the boys eat it.

The following is a Sexual Meme. This should not be read by my Dad, or JJ's sister. Annnnd. Maybe Mother Marnee. Well ....MM can read it as long as she doesn't get all weird about it. I mean really. You have a new mattress.....

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Well, lets see, It has been 2007 for almost three months. I'm married to a man who has a healthy sexual appetite. DUH.

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? What do you consider public? I have done it in the front seat of a car, as well as the back seat int eh industrial area of the city. It was at night so there were no witnesses, but for the huge bump I got on my head. DO NOT have sex in the back seat of a small car. Ever.


3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yes. Because the machinations of sex are funny. Sometimes its so funny we have to stop and wait for our laughter to subside and then continue.

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Uhm. I don't think so. But maybe. I know I have begged and pleaded.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? In the winter yes, but just for the warmth. In the summer, HELL NO!


6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Nope

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Not that I recall.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? Either or. It really depends on the mood I am in.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Yup. Lots of it. I'm gonna get me some unsafe sex tonight. I hope. Does it count when it was with the same guy?

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Uh? you on crack? that's just wrong!

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Nope.

12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? Yes once. One time our cat crawled in between us and laid down on my chest.

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? Yes. I don;t think you can watch porn and not have sex!

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Not that I know of. I often wish JJ had a twin during though.

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN? Yes


16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? Just so you know I decided to do this meme JUST so I could answer this question.

In the first weeks of me and JJ dating, he wanted a Blow Job. Being kind of innocent Stupid, but wanting to reciprocate I took aside one of my friends and asked her how to get the job done, and done well. She told me all about the tongue movements, teeth - but not too much, and all sorts of other goodies. She did not mention the end product of a Blow Job is cum. It didn't occur to me either.

I spit it right back on him and told him that that particular event will NEVER again happen in my mouth. And it hasn't.

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? Gimme a sec, I will ask JJ. Eighteenish

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? JJ. Right now. Deal or no Deal gets me all hot and bothered and I am counting the minutes till bed time.

19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE? Well I will either have him or Big Red tonight. I'd prefer him.

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? Uhm, have you been paying attention?

21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? take off the "s"

22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? In the front seat, yes. In the back seat, no.

23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? When I am in a good mood I do.

24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? EWWWWWWWWWW - I mean, no.

25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? Don't think so

26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD. Good

27. LINGERIE. Good five years ago, good next year. now? not so good.

28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? No. I do not work. Working is horrible. Getting dressed in the morning? AsFuckingIf!


29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX?
(x) Linen closet

So who's brave enough?

{crickets}

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Last night I didn't sleep well. No, no, it's not you, it's me.

See when you sleep till one in the afternoon, life is good its really hard to go to bed by midnight. Yea pfft.

And you know what else sucks? Neither of us were in to mood to wear off our excess energy. *wink*WINK*nudge*NUDGE*

That's what happens when you are married for too long. I think I'm gonna take applications for a lover. That should spice things up a bit. Anyone have Matt Damon's phone number?

So....ask me a question, any question. I will answer honestly, and if possible, include photos.
(Shelli this is your chance to see the boobie pics because i took them off photo bucket cus I was getting too many page views for them LOL.) ( but uh, please don't ask LOL)

Any question leading to the humiliation of my husband will result in my undying devotion to you. I do have his awkward teen year photos in my possession..heh.

I won't be responding to comments for this post, it would be too tempting to answer the questions there and that would negate photos.

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I stole this from Kelly Becuase everyone needs to know more about me. Right?

Jitteryjoe paused his game play long enough to play a game with me (insert "aww" here) (insert a sad sigh that it wasn't an X-rated game here) So any way ~ we are playing this like that Newlywed game show thingy. He answered in Word, and I haven't seen his answers yet. After I do mine, I will copy and paste his in. Hopefully I get more right then him. Oh and his answers are Blue and mine are red. Stereotypes rock!

1. Where/how did you meet?
In university. I screwed up my class list and went to the wrong class where i met a guy named Darren. He introduced me to a bunch of People, JitteryJoe was one of them. (I thought JJ was gay, you wanted to know that, right?)
university, we were both skipping classes.

2. How long have you known each other?
Uhm, ten years or so, we met in September '97
10 years

3. How long after you met did you start dating?
Uhm two months? But we had sex after knowing each other for only a few weeks, On Halloween, to be exact.
2 months

4. How long did you date before you were engaged?
We never got engaged, just married. We dated for *counts on fingers* 21 months?
one year

5. How long was your engagement?
LMAO since he never actually asked me to get married we never got engaged. But we started planning the wedding when I was five months pregnant and were married when I was eight months pregnant.
around 7 months

6. How long have you been married?
Eight years this August
7 and ½ years

7. What is your anniversary?
August the fourth. Or Sixth. I can never remember which. But it was 1999. I DO know that!
august 4th

8. How many people came to your wedding reception?
Uh. Because I have no idea, I will say seven. Maybe eight.
I have no idea

9. What kind of cake did you serve?
As in flavor? I probably asked for chocolate, but I really have no idea. Here have a picture!
a white three tier cake

10. Where was your wedding?
My home town.
at a shrine in DuckLake

11. What did you serve for your meal?
I have NO clue. Except there were buns and pickles, I remember that!
potatoes, roast beef, salad, veggies, all sorts of squares, cake and fudge

12. How many people were their in your bridal party?
Uh four, not counting me and Jit. Or the Ushers(2) Here! Have a picture!
four


13. Are you still friends with them all?
Yup
yes

14. Did you or your spouse cry during the ceremony?
I almost did. My dad was singing here comes the bride, big fat and wide as I came down the isle, so he cried when I hit him. (I hope) Nah I was trying really hard not to cry and my BFF Kissy saved my ass by distracting me.
no

15. Most special moment of your wedding day?
Finding out BFF Kissy crashed the wedding. And My uncle Willy coming. My brand new husband kissing my Uncle Bob. Yea, that was special. (think foam helmet special)
smooshing the cake in Blues face

16. Any funny moments?
When I smooshed cake in his face and he did it right back to me. Also. Picture Eight month pregnant fatty doing the Time Warp.
when they told a story that blue denied all her life, then with two words the truth comes out…”They DIDN'T”…ask blue all about the story (That WAS NOT funny)

17. Any big disasters?
Mosquitoes under the poofy bottom part of my wedding dress during pictures. Oh and I stepped on, and ripped, my veil as I was getting dressed. My granny fixed it for me :o)
no

18. Where did you go on your honeymoon?
To a Travlelodge. LOL
a hotel

19. How long were you gone?
Over night
one night

20. If you were to do your wedding over, what would you change?
The fact I fell asleep on him instead of partaking in the normal newlywed activities.
nothing

21. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
What ever side I want. I mean, Mostly the middle or the left.
right now I sleep the the right side… it seems to change with where the door is located to the bed

22. What size is your bed?
Queen
queen

23. Greatest strength as a couple?
Psychic Deal or No Deal powers. Ability to guess the puzzles in seconds on Wheel Of Fortune. Really great sex.
we are unified in corrupting our kids

24. Greatest challenge as a couple?
Have I mentioned that I have three boys yet on this blog? Oh and his mom.
kids

25. Who literally pays the bills?
Well he makes all the moola but since I am always hogging the computer I usually push the buttons that actually send money for them.
we both do

26. What is your song?
Holy shit. Uh. Pass? uhm. Angel. Or another one bites the dust. I know that one was played!
“angel” by aerosmith

27. What did you dance your first dance to?
Music? Fuck hard questions. I'm going with Angel.
aerosmith’s angel

28. Describe your wedding dress?
My Granny made it for me, and every time she tried to fit it on me, My waist had grown and she had to let it out. Here! Have a picture!
ummm….i’m a guy….i wore a tux

29. What kind of flowers did you have at your wedding?
Daisies, 'cus I'm madly in love with them. And some were dyed purple. We got them at Safeway!
daisies

30. Are your wedding bands engraved? What do they say?
Nope. Should they be? If they were I'd have them saying Eskimo kisses from the Bird Man. Just 'cause.
no

Now, wasn't that fun? And just a heads up, we were both wrong on the wedding date. I was almost right though, so I win. It was the Sixth of August

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