What do you do when you don't have anything to post except how you frantically cleaned the house because you are getting company over who could care less weather or not the cupboard doors are washed (they are) or the floors have been swept( they haven't)?
You have a contest of course!
This is an easy one interweb. We are going to play "Who said it?" I am going to give you 5 quotes from today and all you have to do is guess if it was Stuperman, Blue Boy, Rainbow Man or Jittery Joe.
(Answer In The Comments)
1. I have a hole in my gitch (underwear) because at the night-times my nekkie growed and it broked them.
2. You can only give Harold three strawberries because he is allergic and will get the hypothermia.
3. I am a boss of you!
4. It goes all the way to the bottom! LOOK!!! Now it's smoking!
5. I have to pee. Can I drain this water?
The first person to get all five right gets a prize. If no one gets all five right, whomever comes closest to five, gets the prize. The prize is a surprise to everyone but me. And I like it, so you should too!