So our April fools joke ran flat this year. I told The Husband we should have saran-wrapped the doors to their room trapping them in!
He is such a spoil sport.
Instead we covered the cupboard that the bowls live in and all the spoons in saran. And also the toaster in case they wanted toast for breakfast.
I was hoping to find a crying child at my bedside this morning asking for help making breakfast because OMG the bowls are in jail!
I even took the camera to bed because I planned on taping it for your amusement.
Little brats ate dry cheerios instead. Right out of the box! Shit!
Sigh. Did any one else get off a good prank? I know Avitable did.
I didn't do Sunday Six with the boys this week because I am very very lazy. I did do the dishes though. Where is my gold star?
Here are my SS answers.
1. Why do we color Easter Eggs?
We color Easter eggs because there is nothing I like better then trying to scrub food coloring out of clothing and skin. Also I love when one of the eggs goes missing and is found a month or two later, broken, and under a bed. Best! Thing! Ever!
2. Where does the Easter Bunny live when its not Easter?
When it is not Easter, the Easter Bunny is down at the North Pole helping Santa with his New Christmas Ad Campaign to ensure Maximum Whining from October through December 24th. Santa, In return, acts as a look out while that deviant Bunny buggers every chicken he can find.
3. What is Passover?
Passover is when I get picked last for dodge ball. I hate being passed over!
4. Why is Passover special?
Passover is not special in any way, in fact its very hurtful and mean. It is one of the reasons I would tell my male Phys. Ed. teacher I had my period 28 days of the month. And why I would use drywal plaster and gauze to give my self casts that lasted the length of Gym class.
5. What is your favorite Easter food?
My favorite Easter food is anything chocolate but I am especially fond of the Mr.Crispy (chocolate bunnies with rice crisps) and malted balls. I looooove malted balls!
6. What comes after Easter?
After Easter you spend the next month bitching about how you can't stop eating the leftover chocolate and why is this still in the house dammit?!? How do you expect me to stay on my diet when there is chocolate everywhere! Also, you usually buy a new scale because the one you have already is obviously broken.
Here. This is what we did last year to the boys. Not on April first though. I don't need a special day to