I Can Has Cheezburger

Monday, April 02, 2007

I have to say, I'm pretty pissed off at y'all.

And let me tell you! If you knew that this site existed and chose NOT to tell me, the you are not my friend anymore!

See what happened is I losted my net today for like all day and I had to wash dishes and do laundry and watch Reign of Fire with the boys and bake cookies and stir jello instead of internetwebbing! And so when the husbandy-type dude came home I cried and told him to fix my internets and he did.

First stop! Bloglines! OMGZ who has updated??!!?? But then my face got stuck on my monitor because Teh Caption Kittehs! OMG! Funny captions coupled with random funny misspellings, But wait! Did I just pee my pants a little bit? Yes! Yes I did!

And I still don't know if you updated. Ei is sowwy.

So yea.

And now we come to the portion of the program where you sit helplessly and read while I bitch and moan at the fact that Teh Interweb people - who make me pay out my ass for my interwebs - are upgrading something or other which means I will have shitty ass internets for a shitty ass long time:

Bad Internet Service Provider! Bad!

That felt good!


You should all know that Stuperman came up to me, in the bathroom, where I was very busy, and said "I has to shitting Mommy" I don't think any of you could have gone one more second without knowing this.



Blogger Catch said...

Well I didnt know about the site either...so get unpissed at me! And nothing Stuperman says can suprise me...the kid is a genius. So give the kid a break and quit hogging the toilet! I hope tomorrow is better for you Blue! lol.

11:19 PM, April 02, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Catch ohno! I am only mad at those who conspired to keep me from the captioned kitteh greatness!

11:21 PM, April 02, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

Ew, I hate it when I have no internet connection... even if I hadn't planned on being online all day long. Its upsetting. Very upsetting.

11:41 PM, April 02, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...

Yeah, that is a great site. I've known about that for awhile.

5:45 AM, April 03, 2007  
Blogger DeeJay said...

Cat, I'm a kitty cat and I meow, meow, meow....

6:27 AM, April 03, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila It is really sad. i kept clicking the check email now stupid black box on my counter i need my fix button and nothing would happen and i wouls sit there and stare and then slowly remember that i had no net, and i would cri. True story

Avitable and now. I shall heet yoU!

DeeJay ok, that was mean. have you any idea how badly that gets stucki in my head? You shouldnt have done that. if not for my sake then think of the poor kitty whom i will randomly sneak up on to make her dance for me!

8:48 AM, April 03, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

So was Reign of Fire good?

I am SO not a cat person.

10:24 AM, April 03, 2007  
Blogger Lynda said...

Nothing worse than having to do dishes.

Never heard of that site.

10:33 AM, April 03, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Tug i dunno, dragons fire, running lots of screaming. i tickled children through most of it.

Lynda go you must to the catcaptions! Zamoooose! git! Read! Pee Pants!!1!

10:58 AM, April 03, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I taught Stuperman that.

11:33 AM, April 03, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Mr.Fab you seem to be the deciding influance on a lot of people these days...

11:40 AM, April 03, 2007  
Blogger onetallmomma said...

I'm weeping into my wine for you, Blue. And no, the lasagna recipe has not been typed out because I am a BAD friend. Do not blame me. Blame him. and lust. Heee Heee....

3:29 PM, April 03, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's hoping your PTI went well. I was very pleased with what was said about my kids so I hope yours is the same. Let plan for Tuesday or Wednesday next week for play day sound good??

3:50 PM, April 03, 2007  
Blogger Coffee Mom said...

Damn internet, you'd figure if you're paying a billion dollars a month to have the internet that is would work once and a while.
Stuperman is such a funny little guy...has he ever said that in a public washroom, Kittygirl has, very embarrassing

4:01 PM, April 03, 2007  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

Hey I didn't know about that site - so get unpissed at me as well!

LOL at Stuperman's comment - how do you keep a straight face?

4:19 PM, April 03, 2007  
Blogger Monkee said...

You can't blame me, it's linked in the sidebar at my site and you come there at least once a day so...you know, poo on you. =)

5:07 PM, April 03, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

One Tall Momma meh! LUSTY LASAGNA! Sounds nummy!

Rox Dar eh. went so so. it snowed on me. i hate the snow. tuesday or wednesday, jest pick a day and get over here

Coffee Mom hehe walmart and the MIL's place.

Fantastagirl fine - unpissed. its easy to keep a straight face when I am trying to shitting already!

5:07 PM, April 03, 2007  
Blogger Katherine said...

Hey, good for Stuperman for tellin' it like it is! I mean, how much more clear can he be mommy?

5:20 PM, April 03, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

monkee ZOMG! you are the rightious one! i suck. three guesses at who i am pissed off at now.. first two dont count.

kathrine yea well there are three toilets in the house as well as his little potty. He could have used a different one!

5:35 PM, April 03, 2007  
Blogger Kentucky Girl said...


LMAO I love that site. :( LOVE IT. There are lots of those cat pictures around.

Here is a small collection...some repeats.


4:30 AM, April 04, 2007  
Blogger Curiosity.Killer said...

I swear, I didn't know about this site either. I love the bunny shots.

Have you ever checked out cuteoverload.com?

7:31 AM, April 04, 2007  
Blogger Curiosity.Killer said...

Oh. I see you already have it on your blogroll.

7:33 AM, April 04, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Kentucky Girl hehehe wait..Wha? all time favorite. So I will fogive you for knowing because you provided a link

CK Cute over load rocks cept they wont put up any of the six billion pics i sent in of my kitteh

CK OH OH! and stuff on my cat. go there!

10:40 AM, April 04, 2007  

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