I have to say, I'm pretty pissed off at y'all.
And let me tell you! If you knew that this site existed and chose NOT to tell me, the you are not my friend anymore!
See what happened is I losted my net today for like all day and I had to wash dishes and do laundry and watch Reign of Fire with the boys and bake cookies and stir jello instead of internetwebbing! And so when the husbandy-type dude came home I cried and told him to fix my internets and he did.
First stop! Bloglines! OMGZ who has updated??!!?? But then my face got stuck on my monitor because Teh Caption Kittehs! OMG! Funny captions coupled with random funny misspellings, But wait! Did I just pee my pants a little bit? Yes! Yes I did!
And I still don't know if you updated. Ei is sowwy.
And now we come to the portion of the program where you sit helplessly and read while I bitch and moan at the fact that Teh Interweb people - who make me pay out my ass for my interwebs - are upgrading something or other which means I will have shitty ass internets for a shitty ass long time:
Bad Internet Service Provider! Bad!
That felt good!
You should all know that Stuperman came up to me, in the bathroom, where I was very busy, and said "I has to shitting Mommy" I don't think any of you could have gone one more second without knowing this.
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