There Is Nothing Enviable In My Life

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Nine thirty at night and I am exhausted. Its damn hard work sitting on my ass all day drinking coffee you know. I was just laying in bed reading and I thought "I better go blog before I fall asleep and forget about it!"

As for the contest. I thought there was a three way tie. Till I re read all the answers. there is only one person who got four out of five right, and then, she re-commented, after I told her she was in the lead, and changed one of her answers and ended up with five out of five.

Did any of that make sense?

Told you I was tired. Anyway, Sheila got them all right (Blue Boy, Rainbow Man, Stuperman, Rainbow Man and Jitteryjoe). Please email me your stalker info and I will get it in the mail.

I decided to the store and get some hot dogs as I will have company with small children over tomorrow. When we were there, I asked Stupe if he wanted to hold the hot dogs for me. He was quiet for a minute, looking at me, and then said OK. I handed them to him and he exclaimed in a very loud and excited voice "OH! They are not hot mommy!"

It never occurred to me that children would see hot dogs that way. I wonder if he thinks they are really made out of dogs too... I think I will tell him they are next time we see a dog walking around.. .

I heard a rumor that I might be going to the spa in June. Something about getting my hair cut in layers. This will be a very new experience. I once splurged and paid nineteen bux for a hair cut. Normally I stick to the magi-cuts in the mall. They charge eight bux. And neat stickers on the mirrors. Plus they massage my head with this minty smelling soap stuff. I wish I knew what it was. Do you know?

I have been worrying about the Spa thing since I was told. What exactly goes on in a spa? What should I wear? Do I need to shave my legs? Is this where the magic pedicures that everyone talks about happen? And what exactly is a pedicure? Should I already know all of this stuff because I am a girl?

Some days I think I am just a guy with a vagina. And less hair. Who hates sports. But I burp really well.

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Blogger Sheila said...

I'm first, AND I won?! Holy crap! Take me to the casinos!

9:57 PM, April 10, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

As for the spa, I'd definately shave my legs. Pedicures are heaven, if you don't have a foot phobia or aren't ticklish. And wear something cute and comfy... its a day for relaxing! I wanna go too!!

9:59 PM, April 10, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

uh, where in the world do I find your email address? Its not on your profile... (see, this is one of those dumb moments I was talking about on my blog.)

10:02 PM, April 10, 2007  
Blogger Marilyn said...

Pedi means foot in some other language like Latin or Greek or something. I had one once. As far as I can tell it's when the pedi-proffesional looks at your feet like they are really gross and then washes them and then puts lotion on them and then paints your toe nails and then looks relieved. But then I have really ugly feet. Maybe I AM Bigfoot?

10:55 PM, April 10, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I think they massage your head with horse jism. I am not positive though.

3:27 AM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Katherine said...

What? What? Have you never been to the spa? I feel so bad for you! You must have a massage and a facial to go along with the mani and pedi. Personally, I'm not overly fond of the body wraps and scrubs. But hey, if you don't mind flashing the technician, go for it!

7:23 AM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Blogarita said...

Paul Mitchell Tea Tree Shampoo and Conditioner. I know this because my normal frugal hubby spent WAY.TOO.MUCH for it because they used it where he used to get his hair cut.

I fixed that. I cut his hair now!

7:28 AM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Monkee said...

I've never been to a spa either, but I hear they sacrifice goats...but don't take my word for it.

7:36 AM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Finn said...

Oh sweetie, once you spa, you'll never want to come back! They spoil you, massage you, mani and pedi you, facial you. And they have free coffee.

It won't matter what you wear if you're having a massage as well. They'll put you in a comfy spa robe. Otherwise, wear something comfortable. No long pants. Capri length at longest. They massage your legs with the pedi.

8:23 AM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila I'm more of a scratch lottery gambler then a slot machine slut, sorry!

Sheila no foot phobias and i am not tickleish anywhere

Sheila my email address is in my profile, but it doesnt work.

Marilyn oh goody! So I have soemhting to look forward too? what is getting my hair cut in layers then?

Mr.Fab Really, when my husband does that with his dead baby spunk, i dont get a minty feeling...

Kathrine facials? I think i read somewhere that it hurts to get cum in the eye...

Blogarita writing. this. down.

Monkee I;d prefer to sacrafice virgins to goats, but so long as there is an alter somewhere in there

Finn did you say free coffee? As in coffee they give me? whats the ettiquette on OMG I DRANK YOUR FREE COFFEE NOW I HAVE TO PEE EVEN THOU YOU ARE BUSY?

9:16 AM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger mist1 said...

I am thinking about moving into my local spa after that last hot rock treatment. Yes the rocks are hot and they are made of rocks (unlike hot dogs).

I like the spa because they don't mind when I moan and drool. And they make the best tea.

9:47 AM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

ooh, have fun at the spa. personally I don't go because I don't think anyone can give me a better mani/pedi than I can give MYSELF, but the massage part would be nice.

9:57 AM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Lynda said...

I haven't been to a spa, but I wouldn't like a pedicure. I can't stand for anyone to touch my feet! Even myself!

Your poor kid thought you were trying to burn him. LOL

10:18 AM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Mist hot rock treatment? I dont htink i am old enough to do things like that...

WebMiz will no one tell me what layering is???

10:19 AM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Lynda NO MORE Commenting when i am commenting! seriously! I have no issues with foot touching though. i like to give foot rubs and i like to get them. i think. ive never actually had a foot rub. damn husband!
hah! he is reading his booka nd will not read this ! mUAHAHAH

10:52 AM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

I wouldn't want to go to a horse jizz spa either.

12:54 PM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Malnurtured Snay but what if the jism is minty!!

12:57 PM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Hey girl, shoot me an email.

I tried to send your questions to

jittreryjoe@sasktel.net>:

and it came back to me.

2:36 PM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Mr,Fab I shot it, its on its way to you.. be sure to have a towel or something handy, it was bleeding pretty badly when i hit send...

3:04 PM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

Mr. Incredible calls Hot Dogs "weiners" and has Tink convinced that our Mini-doxie is a weiner dog, and therefore we are eating weiner dogs.

Nice...I know.

5:54 PM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Jerri said...

Man, why did you go and tell everyone about how I lay around and read all day...I had them convinced it was difficult work, hehehe! You go girl!

7:44 PM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Todd said...

I'm just a guy with lots of hair who likes sports. And lesbians.

7:48 PM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Fantastagirl heh. you said weiner!

Jerri oopsies! sorry bout that. I find if you take various cleaners out and leave them on the counter, people think you have done..stuff..


Todd hmm i dont any lesbians. but i can share my chocolate...

7:56 PM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

What if the jizz is actually mint chocolate chip ice cream? Maybe, but very doubtful.

8:36 PM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Malnurtured Snay I have mint chocolate chip Ice Cream in my freezer Right Now!

11:20 PM, April 11, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

It depends on what you are getting done at the spa. If you are getting a pedicure then you should definitely shave. It's where they soak your feet in this heavenly foot jacuzzi and then they massage your legs and then they get all the callouses off of your feet and they cut your toenails and give you pretty toes with polish on the nails. It's wonderful.

7:20 AM, April 12, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

OMG I want a spa day. And I'm a guygirl, too. But spas? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Shave your legs. Wear whatever you want - comfy.

I'm ohso jealous.

10:22 PM, April 13, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

And layered is not all one length. That's all. Think Jennifer Aniston.......or so. Depends on how long your hair is. Just not all one length is layering.

10:25 PM, April 13, 2007  
Blogger Hadewisa said...

Maybe you are interested in this site.

video - spa massage

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I wish you´ll like it and it´ll be useful for you. Regards.

10:46 AM, October 11, 2008  

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