Happy Birthday Bloggy!!

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Ahhh, Now that the present I so thoughtfully picked out for my beloved blawg is here, the party can START!

But first Let me say a few words about my new template :

It Fucking Rawks!

See the coffee? See it? Huh HUH? Do you? Do You See The Coffee? It's mine and I am NOT sharing. I have water on tap for y'all. Now, a little about my new templates' designer, Rachel. {And Jan, Someone named Jan! Hi Jan, You rawk Too!}

She Fucking Rawks!

Even after the forty thousand bazillion e-mails I sent her day and night, telling her I was a retard and help me with this cus !!omg I broked it!1! She did it. With a Smile. No really. All of her e-mails ended with a smiley face. Now that's service! Want a template? Go to Weblog Designs.

But don't touch my coffee. That's a really easy way to lose fingers. Am I the only one who can almost smell the steam coming off it?

OK It's time to Party hard!!... in a minute.

I have seen a lot of Bloggers hit their blogaversary during the past year that I have spent sitting on my ass in front of this machine. A lot of bloggers started their blogs during times of personal crisis, The other half, it seems, Did it out of boredom or just for kicks.

Wanna know why I started Bluepaintred? Do ya? You do! Goodie!!

I started BPR because of this video:

I've made no bones about the fact that I love Sharks, That the movie Jaws is BY FAR my all time favorite. I haven't shied away for explaining that if I had a choice, I'd Rather die by Shark then in any other manner. Lets face it, Sharks turn me on. Big time.

When I saw this video, I was amazed, Finally, FINALLY, vindication. And so, BPR born to help me post this video. That's it. That's the only reason. My blawg is here because Bruce the Shark made me horny.

Deal with it.

And Now, On this auspicious day, we gather to celebrate... Even though my blog was born on St. Patrick's Day - shadddddup! I've been busy, and I wanted to celebrate the day by giving my bloggy its present! Like you've never been late for anything?

Screw you.

Lets have cake!



Blogger Jerri Ann said...

I like it...really cute, coffee and all.

8:56 PM, March 28, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

YAY!!! I LOVE IT - very very nice. YAY FOR YOU!!

Now I don't care - tap water or not, I want a piece of that cake.

And I just figured out how to keep from frostbiting your nips again. Drink 2 steaming mugs of coffee, then slap those mugs right on the nips. They'll suction warmness, you're good.


9:05 PM, March 28, 2007  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

I love your blogtemplate it is awesome!

It rocks...and the cake was scrumptious thanks for sharing!

9:25 PM, March 28, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

I'm super jealous of your template. But, you know, I figure I should prolly buy groceries instead of a template right now... *sigh* Rachel is flippin' awesome!

9:33 PM, March 28, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Jerri Ann Woot! Glad you like it! Did you find the Party hats on the table?

Tug After a day of wearing suctioned on mugs, Dont you think my nipples would be streached out to here? plus, imagine the hickeys! Wonder what 'cup" size Id need to support mug coverd boobies...

Here, have some Ice cream With your Cake!

Fantasta GirlGrab a cold glass of water and lets PArTy!

9:35 PM, March 28, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila !1! Eek! commenting at the same time are we?

I did Pay Per Post on Bluepaintred a while back and this is what I spent a big chunk of the money on.

9:36 PM, March 28, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

BTW - under links, it says Rainblow Man instead of Rainbow Man. I think rainblow is a little graphic...

9:39 PM, March 28, 2007  
Anonymous rachel said...

Ok I only coded it!! Jan made that one!!! (The 2 J's are keeping full of premades to code)

I do love it though. She has a great eye.

9:42 PM, March 28, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Rachel I do not know the difference between coding and making.

How about I share my coffee with you and Jan?But only this one time, next time its back to tap water!

10:01 PM, March 28, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

sheila OMG. Does it?? Holy Crap thats funny! Wrong, But FUNNY!

10:04 PM, March 28, 2007  
Blogger Miss Ann Thrope said...

I saw this one the other day, I get sneak peeks, dontchaknow. It's adorable.

Happy #1. It gets way less exciting after the 2nd year. Trust me. So happy blogaversary! & Many more.

10:41 PM, March 28, 2007  
Blogger Diesel said...

That video touched me.

11:04 PM, March 28, 2007  
Blogger Monkee said...

Good LORD! Your new design is AMAZING! Congrats on your blogoversary.

11:21 PM, March 28, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Miss Ann To tell the truth Im more excited about the template, and I did miss my blogaversary by a week and a half, but i need excuses to buy things, adn this one worked!

Deisel Im glad. Bruce is a very nice Shark, and dammit, quint, the puppy the afro blond and crissy all deserved it!

Monkee Im sorry I didnt post anything about AI for you.. I will do better next time! Did you get some cake?

11:34 PM, March 28, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

This is an awesome new look for you. I totally dig it! Very, very cool!

However, I must still kick your children in the shins...

2:59 AM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Kentucky Girl said...

THE HELL? Miss Ann gets previews and I don't? EYM SEW GON 2 CRI MI EYZ OT!!!11

I love the template! So wonderful and fabulous. *kisses it*

Happy Blogversary! :)

3:33 AM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Congratulations Bluepaintred! The forbidden coffee smells sweet and the cake tastes great! Thank you for being such a lovely and funny hostess.

You rawk!

4:30 AM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Blogarita said...

Nice! Very, very nice!

5:25 AM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Catch said...

Happy Anniversary Bluepaintedred!!! Yes you do rawk! I must tell you over the year I have enjoyed reading your blog so much..your sense of humor keeps me in stitches, your children are adorable...now if I could just see JJ in the purple dress!!! Love the new template!! Its suits you Babe!! very colorful and lively...are we getting ice cream with the cake???

7:47 AM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Finn said...

Looks great! It's very YOU.

And cake... *drools*

8:02 AM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger J. said...

Yay! It looks great over here!
I will pick a day for you to send me coffee ... *wink*

8:02 AM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Mr. Fab Whats this? You have your pants on still!! Is this the first time you have stayed fully clothed for a party?

Kentucky Girl Don't cry. Miss ann gets Special privilages cus of her pink puffy heart. I still luff you!

Sans Im happy you are having a great time Sans, but will you please take the lampshade off your head?

Blogarita lol that reminded me of borat. have you seen that movie? We should all play twister now. Strip twister.

Catch there is some chocolate icecream in the bottom of the freezer. I still havent found the photo. My kids might be cute, but they are sure destructive!

8:05 AM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

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8:08 AM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Finn cake and coffee. Heaven! Thanks for coming down!

J are you the J who made not coded? If so you rawk! Look at you over there all rocking and stuff ;o) you make me smile!

8:09 AM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Lynda said...

I LOVE the template!! Love it!! But I don't like coffee so it is all yours.

And remember, fish are friends, not food!

8:38 AM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Coffee Mom said...

Love It!!! Is there anything else to say.

Happy Blogaversary!!!

9:03 AM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger J. said...

Yes ma'am! *grin*

10:22 AM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Violet said...

Wow... All these people with new templates are making me jealous...

10:36 AM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Lynda fish are never food. as much as I love Sharks, they are as guilty as all the other fishy type things that swim of pooping where they live.

Coffee Mom nope, I thinkg loving it pretty much covers it. I will make a point of tellin gyou i amd drinking hte first cuppa java from a fresh pot as I type this.

Spring break is coming. You will have to bring the kids and visit me.

J YAY! How does it feel knowing everyone loves this template as much as me? I should kiss your toes!

Violet if it was still st. patrics day, the green of jealousy would fit in just nice!

11:08 AM, March 29, 2007  
Anonymous bice said...

Woot! Woot! Bice is digging on the new look! It's you babe!

11:29 AM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Bice My friend, that is the power of coffee. Coffee IS everyone.

lets all sing. who knows the words to a coffee commercial? maybe folgers? Randy travis once sang on a folgers commercial.

I heart Randy Travis

11:36 AM, March 29, 2007  
Anonymous squirrel said...

AWESOME blog template! Happy anniversary!

12:29 PM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Squirrel You came! I hoped that you would! I snuch some nutz in just for you. to the left of the cake!


12:34 PM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger J. said...

How 'bout a pedicure?
You really don't even want to LOOK at these toes right now.

12:35 PM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

J I've never even had a pedicure myself. Are they fun?

12:49 PM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Curiosity.Killer said...

I love your template, and the CAKE!

I won't touch your coffee. I'll suffer with my very own Starbucks grind.

Cause I like my fingers.

2:10 PM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Curiosity Killer Oh good. I wasnt looking forward to scrubbing blood out of the new template.

pee ess: I hate starbucks

2:19 PM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Marilyn said...

It's pretty.... I want one. Maybe when I'm old enough to pay-per-post I can save up and get one. They won't let me till I'm 90. (days)


7:45 PM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Diane Mandy said...

I like the new templateery cool. And the cake, it looks so much like the wedding cake I have picked out. Weird!

7:47 PM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Marilynsoon, I have a second blog that will be old enough pretty soon and I will be pay per posting on it.

Diane google images all the way ! I liek this kind of cake, but i wonder how they taste with all of that marzipan covering them...

10:05 PM, March 29, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

I am sorry that I haven't been here. It's been a busy couple days. Happy blogiversary. I am glad you started this blog. Think of all the friends you would never have made without it.

6:06 AM, March 30, 2007  

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