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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

They tried to keep it from me. BFF Kissy, The Husband, Everyone. But no one warned my Father In Law so he callously broke my heart and told me. There is snow in the forecast. If you don't see me around anymore, it's because I found a really high bridge to jump from.

I'm very sad.

I tried to write up the nipple story, but it isn't coming out properly. There are two very big parts to that story and not every one in our families know about the whole thing.

And I know it's funny that I was dumb enough to frostbite my nipples. I mean, come on! We have snow seven or eight months out of twelve. So I am trying to make it funny, but the other part, the sad and horrible part keeps creeping in.

Also. I can't find the picture of Jittery Joe in the evening dress, and it's an important part to the story.

Bear with me.


I told the toddlers that there were wee tiny sharks this big in the puddles in an effort to keep them out of them. It worked. Even on the big kids. Muahh!


Blue Boy has named his new bicycle Macaroni. If any of you could explain this to me, I would Really appreciate it!


All I have left to offer you are some stale Sunday Six videos. I took them on time. I downloaded them on time. But I forgot about them and wrote about poop and chocolate on Sunday instead.

Blue Boy



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Blogger Sheila said...

OMG, I'm so FIRST!

12:19 AM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

k - I'm super sorry about the whole snow thing. I think you should move further south... like, I dunno, uhm... into the US?

If JJ was wearing the evening dress, were you topless? Is that why your nipples got frostbite?

I think Blue Boy named his bike Macaroni to get back at the emotional scarring caused by believing there were sharks in puddles.

And, I'll watch the videos tomorrow so I can have my speakers up without waking up Tom!



12:23 AM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Kentucky Girl said...

HOW adorable!

Snow? Snow? What is that? I don't get it. Hehe.

2:14 AM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

No "aboots" but I caught an "eh?" or two LOL

I want to play with those Legos!

3:10 AM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger onetallmomma said...

You must be feeling better.

And I am waiting with baited breath for the frostbite nipple story. Do Not Keep us in suspense much longer.

6:59 AM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila ZOMGS!! You're FIRST! Yay!! lol

Sheila snow sucks. I was wearing clothes, laughing and taking pictures. Emotional scarring? Whats that?

Kentucky Girl Snow Sucks. I might have mentioned that

Mr.Fab Its more fun to play with them then step on them!

One Tall Momma Im working on it, I swear!

7:46 AM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Finn said...

What cutie pies!

I have now GOT to hear the nipple story. Have to.

Get on that will ya?

8:09 AM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Coffee Mom said...

LOL, that's funny I told KittyGirl there are crocodiles in our puddles.

9:25 AM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

Yeah. We've been in the 70's here, & now it's supposed to rain with possible snow by week end. Just in time to go OUTSIDE & count inventory. I need to find a tropical island to move to........

9:30 AM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

frostbitten nipples? I'm intrigued! tell me more!

10:46 AM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Finn Sheesh! A whip cracker, eh?

Coffee Mom the corcodiles didnt work last year, BB had crocodile pattern rubber boots and said that they protected him. Sigh.

Tug when you find it, tell me, Ill start packing today

10:49 AM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Jerri Ann said...

I hate snow myself...hate hate hate it!

10:53 AM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Jerri Ann You could say I have a love/hate relationship with it. I love it till january. then I hate it

11:09 AM, March 27, 2007  
Anonymous bice said...

I've got to hear the frostbitten nipples story. This one sounds too good to languish.

If snow weren't so cold and blindingly white I'd swear it was from hell itself.

11:10 AM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

WebMiz How do I keep missing people. I apologise. Im working on the nipples, im trying really hard to get it up for tonight. Apperently though, I have to do dishes. we are all out of spoons.

11:10 AM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Bice comment while I comment will ya! I ll teach YOU! anyway yea im working on it, and snow actually is from hell. trust me

11:11 AM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

M'kay. I watched the Sunday Six. Your kids are so frickin' precious that it makes me kind of sick to my stomach. ;) Why didn't your oldest do the sunday six? And, Hannah...? ADORABLE!

1:54 PM, March 27, 2007  
Anonymous squirrel said...

Your children are sooo cute! Mine are just mean. LOL

1:57 PM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila hannah is just a wee sweetie pie, and SO different fromt eh boys. Did you know two year old girls will help do things? They dont scream no! and run, they come and "dry" dishes and "help" make lunch. hannahs a little joy. I will ask her mamma If i can do this regularaly with her, cus she did great this week!
Rm was at a birthday party when i did the videos, and i didnt bother to ask him the next day.

Squirrel have upi tried punching them? I hear that works well *wink*

2:06 PM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Catch said...

this was sooo cute, those kids are adorable...and you didnt send me that step by step thingie to tell me how to do you tube...please please please!

4:14 PM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Oh shit catch im sorry! right this second i will do it!

4:18 PM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

Frostbite? Ouch!!

sound isn't working on my computer - it's me not you... will come back on a different machine.

The snow should go away soon, very very soon.

7:18 PM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

Isabelle named her baby "Ditchy". WTF?!!!

Don't be sad about the snow. It won't last long.

7:20 PM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

The "nipple" story???

Not that this is going to endear you to me or anything, but it was a BEAUTIFUL SPRING DAY HERE!!!!!!!


8:23 PM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

OMG - did I really have the 24th comment? did I REALY?!?!?!

8:23 PM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Fantastagirl If the snow doesnt go away I will cry for a year. Its all becuase I took my summer shoes out. thats what it is you know.

Shelli proof she has spent Way WAY too much time spent talking with the Fabmister!

Malnutured Snay I hate you. Who Needs Spring!! Bah Humbug!

Malnutured Snay ZOMGS!! 24th?? you are So lucky! I wish I was you!

8:41 PM, March 27, 2007  
Blogger Marilyn said...

Two-year-old girls help Other Mommies.... They yell "no" and run from thier own mommies... at least mine did.

We got snow over the weekend too. I was sad. But my nipples did not react any more than the rest of me.

10:18 PM, March 27, 2007  

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