Happy Birthday

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

On May second, nineteen fifty three, my daddy was born. So today he is, I dunno, ninety? I'm not so good with math...

The day my father was born, no one knew that he would grow up and do something amazing. Something miraculous. But you see, when he was twenty five years, four months and 16 days old, he had sex with a girl, and nine months later, I was born!!

So you see, without him and his wee swimmers I wouldn't be here. And quite frankly, I like being here!

So, daddy, thank you for being born, and also, for not using a condom!

Happy Birthday ;o)

We love you



Blogger Sheila said...

Wow! You're dad was born the same day as my sister.. only about 65 years apart (if he were really 90!) :D

12:31 AM, May 03, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

neato freeto, I was first!

12:32 AM, May 03, 2007  
Blogger Kentucky Girl said...

Woohoo! Happy Birthday to your dad!

3:00 AM, May 03, 2007  
Blogger Lori said...

Happy Birthday to your dad.

4:23 AM, May 03, 2007  
Blogger Katherine said...

Wow, quite an original way to say Happy Bday to your dad. I would have expected nothing less from you.

7:29 AM, May 03, 2007  
Blogger Finn said...

Happy Birthday, Dad! I certainly hope he lucky a few more times...

7:34 AM, May 03, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila> coolness, catch was also born the same day!

Sheila first rocks, doesnt it!

Kentucky Girl TY

Lori TY too!

Kathrine But the important thing is that its the thougth that counts.

Finn oh dont worry, I have a younger brother so he had to have at least once more!

7:55 AM, May 03, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

Thank you BlueDaddy for bringing us BLUE! Happy Happy day!!

8:10 AM, May 03, 2007  
Blogger Marilyn said...

Happy Birthday Mr. Blue.

8:32 AM, May 03, 2007  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

I think Hallmark needs to make more "thanks for not using a condom" father's day cards. ;)

10:49 AM, May 03, 2007  
Blogger Lynda said...

I need to get those candles.

11:54 AM, May 03, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Tug See, I knew I wasn;t alone in my love for myself!

marilyn heh. I think I will have to start calling him that. Daddy Blue. muah!

webmiz think I should email them and suggest it?

Lynda I got mine on google images LMAO

2:23 PM, May 03, 2007  
Blogger onetallmomma said...

Happy Birthday, Blue's Daddy!

And we call my dad "old fart" too. LOL!!!!

3:16 PM, May 03, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

I like it that you are here, so happy birthday to your dad.

7:38 PM, May 03, 2007  
Blogger Monkee said...

What a lovely and well written birthday sentiment. =)

7:47 PM, May 03, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I don't think the person who comments first should be allowed to say "neeto frito".

3:34 AM, May 04, 2007  

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