On May second, nineteen fifty three, my daddy was born. So today he is, I dunno, ninety? I'm not so good with math...
The day my father was born, no one knew that he would grow up and do something amazing. Something miraculous. But you see, when he was twenty five years, four months and 16 days old, he had sex with a girl, and nine months later, I was born!!
So you see, without him and his wee swimmers I wouldn't be here. And quite frankly, I like being here!
So, daddy, thank you for being born, and also, for not using a condom!
Happy Birthday ;o)
We love you
Labels: I'm Important Too
14 Comments:
Woohoo! Happy Birthday to your dad!
Happy Birthday to your dad.
Wow, quite an original way to say Happy Bday to your dad. I would have expected nothing less from you.
Happy Birthday, Dad! I certainly hope he lucky a few more times...
Sheila> coolness, catch was also born the same day!
Sheila first rocks, doesnt it!
Kentucky Girl TY
Lori TY too!
Kathrine But the important thing is that its the thougth that counts.
LMAO
Finn oh dont worry, I have a younger brother so he had to have at least once more!
Thank you BlueDaddy for bringing us BLUE! Happy Happy day!!
Happy Birthday Mr. Blue.
I think Hallmark needs to make more "thanks for not using a condom" father's day cards. ;)
I need to get those candles.
Tug See, I knew I wasn;t alone in my love for myself!
marilyn heh. I think I will have to start calling him that. Daddy Blue. muah!
webmiz think I should email them and suggest it?
Lynda I got mine on google images LMAO
Happy Birthday, Blue's Daddy!
And we call my dad "old fart" too. LOL!!!!
I like it that you are here, so happy birthday to your dad.
What a lovely and well written birthday sentiment. =)
I don't think the person who comments first should be allowed to say "neeto frito".
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