Spank ME

Monday, April 30, 2007

Dear Ethan;

Oh sweetie, If I knew how hard your daddy was gonna spank you, Or how long your Momma was gonna yell, I swear, I SWEAR, I would never have made you tell them what happened. I'm so sorry little man.

Sure, smashing your bike into Blue Boy's bike, while he was on it, and trashing his training wheels 'cus "training wheels are for babies" was mean, but you're just a little boy!

When you saw the plastic bits littering the road, you said sorry right away. You hugged Blue Boy when he cried. I thought you were going to cry too. You might think you are a big guy, but you are only five, just a few months older than Blue Boy is.

No child - fuck that - no person deserves to be talked to like that! And there is never anything a child can do that deserves a spanking like the one you got.

If I knew you were going to get into that much trouble, I would have looked the other way.

I'm so SO Sorry.

Come by tomorrow and I will give you a Popsicle;

XOXO

Your Very Mean Neighbour Lady Who Couldn't Take Five Seconds To Think Before She Acted.

Pee Ess: Ethan, If I EVER hear your daddy hit you like that again, I will call the cops on his ass so fast his head will spin! This is a promise I make to you.

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Edit:

Family Draaaaama Update: My brother just got arrested. Now the shit be hittin' the fan peoples!


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21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Crap.... I don't phone for one day, and the whole world falls apart at bluepaintred...

So sorry... instead of a popsicle maybe an ice pack for his butt!!

RoxDar
PS FIRST RULES!!!!

11:01 PM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

RoxDar See! you are the only thing holding my life together, without you i just fall apart!


pee ess people: I won't be online today. im logging off in twenty minutes and wont log on for 24 hours, gonna see if roxdar's comment on yesterdays post regarding computers and dizziness has any merit.

Dont do anything interesting AT ALL

11:42 PM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

A whole day without you?! what the hell am I supposed to do?

being third kind of bites, fyi.

11:55 PM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

and, I'm going to need the down low on the brother senario.

11:59 PM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

A day without Blue is like a day without sunshine...

3:43 AM, May 01, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...

Maybe the kid won't do it again now that he's received severe punishment. It's important for him to learn that he can't just break someone else's toys.

5:24 AM, May 01, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

You should have reported anyway. Watch for other signs of abuse.

Now, spill it...what did your brother get arrested for?

6:42 AM, May 01, 2007  
Blogger Catch said...

Ahhh Blue..dont you just hate it when kids get their hinnies whipped. Sounds like there may be a small problem at the neighbors....kid is full of aggression maybe? Probably from those ass whippings he gets. Poor thing! Let me know if being off the computer helped your dizziness. And what the hell is bro doing in the pokey? Shall we bake him a cake with a file in it?

6:43 AM, May 01, 2007  
Blogger Katherine said...

Dang woman! Never a dull moment in your house...Can't wait to hear more!

6:51 AM, May 01, 2007  
Blogger Lynda said...

That must have been one bad spanking if you are thinking of calling the police next time.

Are you going to just tease about your brother being arrested, or are you going to tell the story.

7:53 AM, May 01, 2007  
Blogger Finn said...

Hmm. Anger problems at Ethan's house I think. Poor baby.

I'll mees you!

8:00 AM, May 01, 2007  
Blogger J. said...

I can't stand spankers. What does that teach??? Absolutely nothing.
That's not to say my daughter hasn't gotten a few cuffs in the back of the head. Heh.
Husband gets worse. :D

8:56 AM, May 01, 2007  
Blogger Marilyn said...

Oh man. Your world is so much more interesting than mine.... not that I want to switch. Reading about it is close enough.

Please get better.

9:03 AM, May 01, 2007  
Anonymous mac said...

FOURTEENTH RULZ!!!!

I said nobody do anything till I get back online consistently. I guess I should have included neighbors and family in that edict.

10:14 AM, May 01, 2007  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

aww, pooor kid. reminds me of when I was a kid. my best friend (a boy) used to get whipped and beat for EVERYTHING....I always felt so bad for him!!

10:50 AM, May 01, 2007  
Blogger Monkee said...

I'm telling you, people totally suck. This should be the first lesson every child ever learns, becuase it sucks ass to have to find out on your own.

Hope things are going okay over there. Take care. =)

5:23 PM, May 01, 2007  
Anonymous Squirrel said...

One of the neighbor kids jumped up and down on my stepsons bike yesterday and broke it. We haven't told on him yet, now I wonder if I should?!

6:46 PM, May 01, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

oh, poor Ethan. I can see spanking, but not out of control. asshat.

What's up with the brother??

Hope your dizziness stops...damn.

7:31 PM, May 01, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope everything is ok...tried to call a couple of times today. Haven't been feeling so hot, having one of my bad days. Hope things are ok with the bro too, I know all to well how that feels. Call me tomorrow, hopefully I'll be back up on my feet.
RoxDar

8:22 PM, May 01, 2007  
Blogger Diane Mandy said...

You certainly know how to write a cliffhanger. I hope everything is ok.

9:11 PM, May 01, 2007  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

HOLY SHITE! What in the heck is your brother in jail for?

and the pooor little Ethan - that just breaks my heart...ouch - no one needs to beat their child - a spankin' is one thing, but that sounds like a beating...

9:59 PM, May 01, 2007  

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