Oh My Gahd

Sunday, April 29, 2007

It's so hard to do anything when there is fahmahlee Dramaaaaa happening isn't it?

I so totally logged on to write a brilliant piece of bloggetry, something that would leave you gasping in awe and maybe even shedding a few tears. But then my phone rang.

Le Sigh.

There isn't much I can do when the family draaaaama is happening hundreds of billions of miles away, now is there? Yea pfft. Where are my cheesy poofs?

fack it anyway.

So my latest doctors appointment to address the OMG I'm dizzy 24/7 - stupid facking headache leave me in peace- hey why did my leg just fall asleep - woah pretty stars - faint - issues; is June 14Th. That's a long fucking wait.

Le sigh squared.

It's seriously hard to type when the freaking monitor keeps going in and out of focus don't ya know.

So uhm. We cleaned the basement and only found one spider. That's pretty good. OH! And I am all out of fudgesicles, which is good, as I am pretty sure there isn't a diet out there that includes them ... (if you happen to know of one, send it to me ASAP)

Why is my left ear ringing but my right one isn't?

Fuck this. It's too hard to keep the screen in focus AND myself on the stool to keep typing. But hey, gimme props for tryin' which is more than I did last night!



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a long day...
get a good sleep, and a big pot of coffee for tomorrow..

(oh yah first is sweeeetttt)

10:45 PM, April 29, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

i'm not first?!

*sniff* :(

Seriously, though, I hope you feel better soon.

Why is it so impossible to get in to see a doctor, too?

I think they purposely make us all wait so they can weed out the fakers. Yup, thats it.

11:25 PM, April 29, 2007  
Anonymous mac said...

i've never witnessed le sigh squared before. you should sell t-shirts... "I got my sigh on at bluepaintred."

11:27 PM, April 29, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

On Weight Watchers, you can have anything you want. You can even have 10 fudgesicles. If you want.

I think you need to emphasize the fact that this is something that cannot wait until June. Get your ass into that doctor and demand that they do something sooner. Or you will find me coming there and dragging you by your ear back to America where you will get the treatment you need. Even if we have to default on the bill they are going to send you. I mean, really, what are they going to do? Come to Canada and get you so you will pay? I don't think so.

11:52 PM, April 29, 2007  
Anonymous fracas said...

Damn.. only one spider. Me, not so lucky. Family drama is going around these days though.. must be the mold, it makes people wacky.

3:40 AM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

You see? You see why I worry?

Oh well. In the immortal words of Stuperman at the kitchen table: Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

4:20 AM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Random Magus said...

LOVE your blog - the family draaamma had me in stitches. I can so relate. We are drama queens and kings in my family - I live far but still get involved. What can one do.
If you can't beat 'em join 'em

4:56 AM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...

Yeah, that doesn't sound like something that should wait for two months.

6:12 AM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Nobody™ said...

Now you can see why I am 100% against socialized health care. Then again, we have a shortage of specialists in my area so the waits can still be long.

7:31 AM, April 30, 2007  
Anonymous Slick said...

Vertigo perhaps?

7:34 AM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger onetallmomma said...

Honey, you don't sound good.

What if your Doc tells you that caffeine is causing all of your symptoms. OMG...You would curl up in a ball and die.

Feel Better.

7:43 AM, April 30, 2007  
Anonymous Squirrel said...

Fainting is not good. I would just go to the office and sit there until someone saw me. But i'm stubborn like that. :)

7:47 AM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Finn said...

Sounds like you need more coffee. L)

Seriously - what Shelli said. This is not right. You need to go before June. Seriously. If you can't get an appointment, can you go to the emergency room like everyone here does for an earache?

8:48 AM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Coffee Mom said...

hmmm I'm no doctor by any means but it sounds like an inner ear problem...you should be seeing a doctor before June, I'd find an other doctor quick.

Hope the family drama gets under control quick whether the drama is near or far it still screws up life.

9:05 AM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger DeeJay said...

Hope you feel beter soon or they call you for a sooner appointment!

9:44 AM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Amy said...

I hope you feel better soon because that sounds really frustrating. Your monitor going in and out of focus... that's like teasing a dog with a bone!!

11:05 AM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Rox Dar im on my second pot as i type !

Sheila that may be it, but im not a faker. however, i puffy pink heart my doctor so I am willing to wait

Mac heh. would you buy one?

Shelli are you serious? maybe WW is worth paying the money for!

Fracas spiders are horrible nast sons of bitches. i hate them all

Mr.Fab meh. no worry. chances are i wont die in the next two months, besides, if it gets to the point where i cant trust myself to drive to the city for coffee, i will hop into the ER.

Random just once, i would like to be the one causing the drama.

Avitable but! my doctor is hot!

Nobody we are having nursing and bed shortages here!

Slick i googled that. the world spinning part fits, as well the ear ringing, but the sudden numbness and headaches?

One Tall Momma blasphemy!

Squirrel to me, its more of a hassle to try to get in early then to deal with the head hitting the floor part.

Finn yea pfft. i just need more naps!

Coffee Mom nope. not changing doctors, i luff my doctor!

DeeJay Well, Blue boy is schedualed forhis annual physical the week before me. so i could have gotten in sooner, but i need to get his hearing tested!

11:19 AM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Amy You said it! things should NOT come between me and my computer!

11:20 AM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Marilyn said...

Is hottness a good doctor picking criteria? I mean, I may actually be able to afford a doctor in the next year or so, so guidance is needed here.

Seriously though, please take care of yourself.

11:31 AM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Marilyn Well, hottness, and a willingness to listen!

11:34 AM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

Oooh, I got my package today!!!!11!!

I think Tom was a little jealous of the gift until I pulled the penis shaped soap out of the box!

Then he was like, uhm... yeah, that's your present. No, no... I don't want to see what else you got. ;)

12:25 PM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Catch said...

Blue....you cannot wait that long to see a DR! Now you get on the phone in your best Miss Bitch voice and demand they see you immediately! DO YOU HEAR ME BLUE????? NOW!!!

12:35 PM, April 30, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know you're not going to beleive me but perhaps you should stay away from your laptop for a day and just see if you feel better. You know how kids get vertigo type isssues from playing video games to long, same with being on the computer too long. I felt similar when I had my office job cuz I stared at the computer for 10 hrs a day. Went away in two days after I quit. Just a thought.

12:38 PM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila hmm i sent tugs card to her not long after that got mailed. I shall pop over and see if she has gotten hers yet!

Enjoy the coffee soap, but word to the wise, rinse out the tub when you are done.

Le Sigh

Catch June. its a good time to go. Now, have you found gidget?

RoxDar actually, that's a good idea. - considering i get ill watching the kids play their stupid video games - I will log off tonight and not log back on for 24 hours, its worth a try anyway!

1:20 PM, April 30, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

call me when u feel better


1:37 PM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Lynda said...

You can have fudgecicles on Weight Watchers. Skinny Cow has them for 1 or 2 points and I think Smart Ones has a fudgecicle too. I have tried them both, and I like them! (It's been a while though.)

You should call the doctor back and asked them to refer you elsewhere, because you just can't wait that long. I have done that, and suddenly, they have time to see me!

2:33 PM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

Since you asked:

One of Tom's sisters (whom lives in OK) is in the hospital, in intensive care.

There's more to it, of course.

And, there's no way to get Tom down to see her without imparing his health more right now.

3:53 PM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Jerri said...

bumfuzzled is the only word to describe you hehehe

4:06 PM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

le sigh... squared.

yea - family drama sucks,

waiting to get in to see a doctor sucks,

but wanna know what doesn't suck?

yea, uhm I don't know...how 'bout the vacuum in my basement...it doesn't pick up a darn thing.

8:02 PM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Todd said...

I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy poofs, if we didn't love cheesy poofs, we'd be lame!

If that didn't make you feel better, I don't know what will...

8:26 PM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

CALL THEM, GO TO THE ER. Trust me, I have experience. ;-)

Seriously, you OK?

9:19 PM, April 30, 2007  
Blogger Katherine said...

Hey, there are some good fudgsicles that only have 20 calories! Of course, if you eat 20 of them at one time it kinda negates the whole idea of them only being 20 calories. You wouldn't do that, right?

6:53 AM, May 01, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just cross the border, go to one of our ERs and trot on back home.
Works for the illegals coming across our southern border - why not for those of you from the north?
Oh yeah, you'll have to change your name to Azula Martinez and speak only Spanish.

3:49 PM, May 01, 2007  

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