I Should Be Doing My Dishes

Sunday, March 18, 2007

I didn't have time to go through many blogs today and this saddens me greatly. Quick! tell me what I missed. No really. I would go through my bloglines and open a bunch of tabs to read, then walk away confused as to what I was supposed to do and the computer would magically shut down. I might have clicked mesmerizing X's. Or not.

I swear I went to a billion sites and have forgotten everything I read.

I want a do over.

So last night we watched a movie...Honey what was that movie called?... OK, how do you spell that? ...Well look on the box. 'Cus I am lazy too! And anyway you're closer!

FINE! Be that way!

We watched a funny movie with that guy. It was about race cars and had a cougar. Props top whoever knows what it is called AND can spell it.

Anyway, I was kissin' my Blue Boy tonight at bed time and I pounced him and picked him up for a big squeeze hug and rolled so he was on top of me then I layed there like I was dead.

I had to tell him I was dead for him to notice...

So he laces his fingers together and starts pushing on my stomach A La CPR, saying "Breathe! Just Breathe, Dammit!! We're looosin' her! Mek-kik! We needs a mek-kik"

Kids say the darnedest things.

Like tonight when Stuperman told his daddy "BoooooYaaaah! You mah momma's bish!"

That's one smart Baby



Blogger Sheila said...

Talledega Nights. Thats the movie you watched.

10:40 PM, March 18, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, you have to take the IQ test on CBC I'll give you a link.. It's really cool. Yes we actually watched CBC for two hours and it wasn't hockey...LOL. Check it out and let me know your score..I have mine
you can practice in the "Mental Gym" if you want first

11:10 PM, March 18, 2007  
Blogger Catch said...

I have to laugh at your boys...they say the cutest things!!! lol

12:40 AM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I knew it was Talledega Nights too. Is there a prize for second place?

3:34 AM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Kentucky Girl said...

I have been a very, very bad blogger lately. Oopsie!

4:41 AM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila Are you sure that is spelled right? Did you watch it? Did you like it? Didn't you really really really want to see her tits just for a second to see what the freaking fuss was all about?

RoxDar I played I sent you my score. the whole this is time do it fast kinda sucked

Catch hmmm for some reason JJ didnt find stuperman funny...

Mr.Fab Satisfaction of a job well done? Belly button lint? little of A and a little of B?

Kentucky girl Is this the part where you aske me to spank you? Cus I dont swing like that.

.. oh who am I kidding? bend on over!

7:35 AM, March 19, 2007  
Anonymous Monkee said...

Forget ma-ma and da-da, I know what my kids' first words will be.

8:00 AM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Finn said...

You mah momma's bish.

I love that. I wanna be somebody's bish...

8:17 AM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Monkee Im guessing you want their first word to be kitty.. am I right?

Finn see, I thought it was great. JJ, not so much. Sigh

Im looking for a chocolate chip cookie recipie. One that makes cookies that are soft and chewy even after they cool. Help a girl out!

8:32 AM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

Yep, your kids crack me UP.

The recipe on the nestle chocolate chips stay soft if you don't overbake them.

9:01 AM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Tug oh gee thats helpful. lol. im going to go google nestle chocolate chips

9:35 AM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger DeeJay said...

great post

9:57 AM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

daddy's the bitch...that is awesome. your kids are hysterical!

10:13 AM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

WebMiz all of the parenting shit i have ever read says that to have a successful parenting experience you have to show the child who is the boss.

Im just doing as the books say ;o)

10:48 AM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Amy said...

OMG! I've got one, this weekend my three-year-old created her very own insult, I was SO proud!

She called her brother... get this...

A baby diaper!!!

"You BIG baby DIAPER!!!"


10:57 AM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Katherine said...

What? What's "mek-kik?" I'm not up on my kidspeak...I heard that movie was good. I haven't even attempted to figure out Bloglines so you're way ahead of me!

11:35 AM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Amy oh thats goood! Im going to start using that one myself!

Kathrine sorry. My four year old talks worse then the baby because of some problems with his tounge. Mek-kic is Medic.

11:41 AM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

I missed you *sniff*

The things that come out of my five year out nephew's mouth are astounding.

11:55 AM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Ole Blue Why? where did I go?
Dont worry i am still doing the sex meme!

11:58 AM, March 19, 2007  
Anonymous Monkee said...

ooooh, ignore the nestle recipe...i have a fantastic cookie recipe for you, I'll email you when I get home tonight!

1:01 PM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

monkee oooohhhhh! im going to make them tommorrow afternoon, so hop to it!

1:13 PM, March 19, 2007  
Anonymous bice said...

OMG! This was a hilarious post! From the request for the do over (brilliant blogging idea), the overheard conversation between you and hub to mek-kik to Stuperman's street lingo. My God this was comedy gold you dished up today.

1:29 PM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

""I didn't have time to go through many blogs today and this saddens me greatly. Quick! tell me what I missed""

You forgot what you wrote didn't you! Sheesh, now I am wondering why I wasted my writing skills. ;-)

2:09 PM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Bice *blushes* should i admit to the fact I taught him to say that?

Ole Blue did i forget to mention my head has been up in the clouds the past week or so?

forgetting what I wrote is just weird.

2:17 PM, March 19, 2007  
Anonymous Monkee said...

Did you get the recipe!?!?! I must know now!!!

5:32 PM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Nobody™ said...

Those is some funny freakin kids!

7:09 PM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

Your kids are hilarious!

Love it!

7:22 PM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Monkee yes yes i did

Nobody what are you doing online?
fantastagirl DEAL OR NO DEAL IS ON!

Deal! people DEAL!

8:00 PM, March 19, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

That's hilarious. Breathe damnit. I am choking on coffee here.

7:28 AM, March 21, 2007  

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