Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Tonight we watched a program on TV called Risk Takers. They were documenting the U.S Border Patrol guys. Who have really cool guns. And one was seriously hot. 'Till he took off his hat. Put it back on!! I screamed. Oh yes I did!

The boys came up with twenty minutes left in the show. Just as the Border Patrol were apprehending some Illegal aliens.

Rainbow Man was very concerned as he heard the documentary-talkie man saying over and over that they were tracking the aliens, that oh there they are!! shine the light!! That the aliens were hiding in the bush.

Blue Boy had his hands covering his eyes. He was peeking. I saw him.

The camera pans out to show two people hiding in a bush and Rainbow Man says Why do they call them aliens? They are just humans like us!

So I told him; No, those are definitely aliens.

Well then why do they look like humans?

'Cus they are sneaky like that.

By now the Border patrol have lined up nine illegal aliens and the smuggler. Their faces have been blurred.

Why are their faces so weird?

I told you, they are aliens.

What from, like, space?

Where else do aliens come from?

So these are aliens? They found real aliens?

For the last time. Yes! Aliens. They change their body and pretend to be humans. You won't ever know who is a real human or who is an alien 'cus they are sneaky.

Well how -

There is only one way to tell an alien from a real human... Aliens have tattoos...

But you and daddy have tattoos and -

And that's when I jumped him.

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Blogger ~Tori said...

OMG... that is so great!!!!! They're gonna hate you when they're seniors in highschool and you play that at their graduation party... but I loved it!

11:12 PM, March 20, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

~Tori I thought all teens hated their parents at some point.

What we are trying to do is ensure they move out in a timly manner after graduation.

11:16 PM, March 20, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

my boyfriend wondered WTF I was watching on the internet with screaming children like that...

Your kids are going to have nightmares about you and JJ! ;)

12:43 AM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I KNEW you were an alien!

4:13 AM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Sans Pantaloons said...

Hee,hee Great Fun! I have proof.

4:50 AM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...


5:32 AM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila When I took them to bed, right after that video, I tried to explain what real ilegal aliens were. Rainbow Man interrupted me to say oh, i new'd you was prankin' us but I went along cus of your feelings LMAO

Mr.Fab So.... does that make me your nemisis?

Sans Pantaloons I miss popsicles. It snowed again lastnight. I will never have a blue tounge again.

Avitable We try.

7:26 AM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Monkee said...

That was too cute! Best argument in favor of kids I've ever heard. Well, that and the slave labor one.

7:31 AM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Monkee Oh the slave labour is great. Its awesome. In fact my seven year old is building a nuclear device and floding laundry or making his own breakfast. Not sure which.

7:34 AM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

floding? huh. i think i wanted to type folding.

7:35 AM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

You are sooooo mean! While I was watching it, Isabelle came over and we watched it twice. She thought it was great fun.

7:38 AM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Shelli Mean? Really? you thought that? We thought it was fun! (hi isabelle!!)

7:39 AM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

You guys crack me up...and thanks for letting me know I'm an alien - I've always wondered.

8:11 AM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Tug by law the tattoo parlor must explain to you that by allowing the extraterrestrial ink to be injected into your body you will forfeit all claims to humanoidship. . . .or something

8:47 AM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Tracey said...

Oh, you be so mean! I love it...

9:55 AM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Amy said...

That is GREAT!!!!! My son read this and watched the video... "Oh man, that is SO messed up!" Sounds like something we would have done to him when he was younger. LOL

10:14 AM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Tracey It was funny, admit it

Amy how old is your son? he didnt see the post beofre this did he??

10:34 AM, March 21, 2007  
Anonymous bice said...

Oh you are terrible! (but I admire that parenting skill in you the most) :)

11:18 AM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Curiosity.Killer said...

LOL -- that's good. If I have kids and they learned how to talk and start driving me crazy with the "Why? Why? Why?" "How?"

I'll just scream and say, "They're aliens and will come and eat you if you keep asking about them. That's how they roll."


11:45 AM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

you two are evil! I love it!

12:01 PM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Megs said...

Saw your blog pimpin on Crystal's site...glad I checked it out, your kids are adorable...that's the kind of scene that makes me want some one day!

12:04 PM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Bice we have lots of parenting skills. We call this one "future therepy topics" cus if they are going to go to a shrink, at least they will have shit to talk about!

CK ive heard of people who get to choose when and if they have kids. we found out about or first when i was already three and a half months gone. warping children can be very entertaining!

WebMiz evil hey? I like the sound of that!

Meg Welcome welcome. the coffee machine is in the hall, Fab ate all of the donuts again, but today avitable is having a special on all things oral!

12:23 PM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Katherine said...

You did not!! OMG, that is so hysterical. You're the fun-est mommy evah.

1:14 PM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Kathrine Im sure the kids think that now, but just wait till their weddings!

1:59 PM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Dan said...

And one was seriously hot.

You are just too funny! And who said only guys ogle! :)

3:47 PM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Dan I think girls are a worse at ogeling then guys are. Its just that we are quick, and nasty when we deny ever doing it.

its funny how a chick can be staring at a pair of tight denim covered buns one second and the next screaming at her man for staring at some boucing boobies.

me? I'm an equal opertunity ogler! if its hot, i will stare.

4:11 PM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger onetallmomma said...

The video rocked. My five year old and I loved it. And from one Mean Mother to another....You go girl.

They can send us the bills from the therapist when they are in their 30's...we don't have to pay them.

I have sent you an e-mail about my weird behavior on boobs and injuries. You will enjoy.

4:23 PM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Catch said...

My Mom was laying on the couch taking a nap and she heard that screaming and she said...whats That!!!!????...lmao. I said...just Blue traumatizing her kids!!!! Heheheheh

4:32 PM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...


4:36 PM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Please ignore the . me and blogger are having a difference of opinion. I think I should be allowed to stay logged in, blogger thinks not.

One Tall Momma haVent gotten the email yet, but i will be watching for it!

Catch I prefer to describe it in terms of giving them lots to tell their theripist in a few years, not trauma. but whatever works.

but seriously. he screams like a little girl, doesnt he?

4:39 PM, March 21, 2007  
Anonymous squirrel said...

My stepson would have believed it and cried! LOL

6:30 PM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Squirrel oh it gets WAY better!..heh. now that we have convinced them it was a joke...hehehe... men in black is going to be on TV this weekend. LOL

this is gonna be great!

7:05 PM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

Makes me want to get a tatoo just so I can do that to my kids....


8:09 PM, March 21, 2007  
Blogger DeeJay said...

How fun is that?!!

Loved it!

6:09 AM, March 22, 2007  

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