Tonight we watched a program on TV called Risk Takers. They were documenting the U.S Border Patrol guys. Who have really cool guns. And one was seriously hot. 'Till he took off his hat. Put it back on!! I screamed. Oh yes I did!
The boys came up with twenty minutes left in the show. Just as the Border Patrol were apprehending some Illegal aliens.
Rainbow Man was very concerned as he heard the documentary-talkie man saying over and over that they were tracking the aliens, that oh there they are!! shine the light!! That the aliens were hiding in the bush.
Blue Boy had his hands covering his eyes. He was peeking. I saw him.
The camera pans out to show two people hiding in a bush and Rainbow Man says Why do they call them aliens? They are just humans like us!
So I told him; No, those are definitely aliens.
Well then why do they look like humans?
'Cus they are sneaky like that.
By now the Border patrol have lined up nine illegal aliens and the smuggler. Their faces have been blurred.
Why are their faces so weird?
I told you, they are aliens.
What from, like, space?
Where else do aliens come from?
So these are aliens? They found real aliens?
For the last time. Yes! Aliens. They change their body and pretend to be humans. You won't ever know who is a real human or who is an alien 'cus they are sneaky.
Well how -
There is only one way to tell an alien from a real human... Aliens have tattoos...
But you and daddy have tattoos and -
And that's when I jumped him.