Why Its Good to Have a Back Up Donut

Thursday, March 22, 2007

It's morning. I'm not sure I "get" Mourning.. Heh.

So I'm up and the coffee in the, very slow to better make me insaN!e coffee pot, is half way done and I grab a donut. For breakfast. Shut up!

Oh good and sugary, shimmary covered in heaven, cake donut! Make love to my intestines! Tease my tongue and powder my fingers. Wait!! Little donut, you are wet,Slimy and gross!

WTF. How can a donut living in a protective plastic house - with walls and a roof and little plastic chairs for their wee donut bums- go from heaven in an oh to icky ucky goo over night? That's just rude!

I put the slimenut back, because babies will eat anything, and opened the box of glazed donuts.

What? You go to the store and adopt, for the purpose of cannibalizing, a box of cake donuts and see if you are strong enough to resist the captive goodness of the glazed.

Plus!!1! Twoferone1Sale!!

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21 Comments:

Blogger Monkee said...

"living in a protective plastic house - with walls and a roof and little plastic chairs for their wee donut bums"

This must be some bizarre Canadian custom I was unaware of. =)

8:55 AM, March 22, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Monkee Yes, yes it is a Canadian Custom. Its a Secret. If I tell you any more i will have to kill you .

its in the rule book

10:30 AM, March 22, 2007  
Blogger onetallmomma said...

Slimenut....whaaaaa!

Your babies will eat anything? Want to trade kids?

10:31 AM, March 22, 2007  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

ewww, slimy donuts are nasty!

11:01 AM, March 22, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

What are donuts for if not for breakfast?! They do sometimes get all condensated and gooey. I hate that! Or do I love it because it means I will not eat it that way? hmmm...

11:33 AM, March 22, 2007  
Blogger Diesel said...

It must be the same phenomenon that causes a car to break down 3 days after the warranty expires.

11:43 AM, March 22, 2007  
Anonymous squirrel said...

Slimey donuts ewwwww!!! And donuts can be eaten for any meal! Yum!

12:24 PM, March 22, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

One tall momma Stuperman, and HG, the little girl i babysit, will eat anything I tell them is a "treat"

WebMiz thats what I thought this morning

Shelli see, i didnt know donuts COULD get slimy. I was absolutly heart broken!

Deisel I once had somehting break down the DAY the warenty expired.

Squirrel yes, donuts are good for every meal as long as coffee goes with it

12:53 PM, March 22, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

I cannot believe that you - lover of all things coffee - do not have a coffeemaker with a timer so it's ready when you get up in the morning. HUH?

1:16 PM, March 22, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Tug oh but it does ahve a timer! I just never remeber to set it!

1:26 PM, March 22, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

meow?

1:39 PM, March 22, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BARK!!!



~JJ~

4:59 PM, March 22, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Hissssss *claw slash attack

HAIRBALLLLLLLLLLLLL

5:00 PM, March 22, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

woof???


*tilted head, puppy dog eyes*

~JJ~

5:01 PM, March 22, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

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5:02 PM, March 22, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

purr

5:08 PM, March 22, 2007  
Blogger Jerri said...

You need to go read my post about the 3 dozen I just bought from Krispy Kreme, www.acracknlife.squarespace.com

5:55 PM, March 22, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

I see. THAT makes more sense...geez, I was ready to go down & buy you one!

6:56 PM, March 22, 2007  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

Damn now I want a donut...but not a slimy one.

I got something in the mail today - thank you it's awesome and on a shelf in the living room!

8:01 PM, March 22, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Fantastagirl its really there? already?

Tug nah, jj bought me a new coffee pot for his birthday in January!

Jerri We dont have krispy Kream donuts here :o(

8:34 PM, March 22, 2007  
Anonymous Denise said...

You put the icky one back!! You're evil. Me likey.

6:12 AM, March 25, 2007  

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