News Bulletin

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Look! Over there, quivering in the corner... It's the extremely rare Canadian blog post!

Normally they are found lit up on computer monitors 'round the world, but recently, their numbers have declined. Scientists are researching the cause of this strange - and sudden - disappearance of posts.

Some suggest it is due to the climbing summer temperatures and the irresistible call of the purple wading pool. Orange Popsicles are already being discussed in negative terms, as they are thought to be one of the main causes for this lack of substantial postings.

One scientist questioned fortitude of the Canadian Blogger. Can she keep blogging every day when studies have shown she has had a very marked decrease in commenting activities? This was determined to be the result of either blog lines or laziness. - The unfortunate scientist, who suggested laziness to the Canadian Bloggers face, was shot immediately and buried in the garden out back. - Great fertilizer.

In order to find a cure, we need your help. Classes such as mosquito slapping 101, spider stomping (room 642 - ask your class leader for the booklet) and rainy days 212.5 will be starting effective immediately. Bring your own pencils.

We at the Keep Canadians Blogging (KCB) research facility are getting closer each and every day to finding a cure. Together, we can stop Innocent Canadian Bloggers from going outdoors and reading in the sun. We CAN stop the senseless sucking of orange (and pink) Popsicles.

Together; We Will Get Canadian Bloggers back inside - and on the computer where they belong.

[Commence loud, raucous cheering. . . NOW]



Blogger Sheila said...


(uhm, I think its okay that you spend some time outside. Just don't forget us little people...)

11:44 PM, May 10, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Who are these Canadians you speak of? They sound like strange, wonderful creatures...

3:04 AM, May 11, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...

I was going to comment but then I decided not to.

6:30 AM, May 11, 2007  
Blogger Blogarita said...

I was going to comment, too, but I use Bloglines and it's just as easy not to.

6:59 AM, May 11, 2007  
Blogger akeatpayperpost said...

Hi there! I didn't see an e-mail contact on your blog so hopefully leaving this comment...will reach you.

I am contacting you because I'd like to get you your box of PPP "stuff," since you never received it. ( I'll need your mailing address, your t-shirt size, and also just confirm which blog you'd like me to link to.

You can e-mail me this information at Ashley (at) PayPerPost (dotcom). Thanks! I'll look forward to hearing back!

7:31 AM, May 11, 2007  
Blogger Finn said...

Your one U.S. dollar can help us purchase much-needed laptops and wireless network connections so that Canadian bloggers won't have to choose between going outside and enjoy the ever-so-brief warmth and sunshine and blogging to bring joy to the world.

For less than the price of a grande half-caff, skinny latte, YOU can make a difference.

What are you waiting for?

7:51 AM, May 11, 2007  
Blogger Marilyn said...

Don't leave us!... but do get some sun and fresh air while you can.

8:03 AM, May 11, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

So funny that our posts are relative to each other today.

8:25 AM, May 11, 2007  
Anonymous metalmom said...

GO!!RUN,DON'T WALK! We're all grown-up( well, most of us anyway) *you know who you are!!* Play with the smaller humans! There is this thing called fun--HAVE SOME! Stay for seconds. We only pretend to have lives. Just come back and tell us how it was. =0)

9:28 AM, May 11, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

Blog at night duh. After the little ones are in bed.

And save the cherry popsicles for me! I CALLED IT

9:36 AM, May 11, 2007  
Blogger J. said...

I admit it, I'm guilty.
It's sooooo nice out!!!

10:01 AM, May 11, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is precisely why laptops and wi-fi were invented. Oh, yeah, and rootbeer popsicles, too!


10:32 AM, May 11, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila Back in the saddle again huh? how is Tom Doing? On my monitor you really are a little person, you are only an inch by an inch.

Mr Fab Sit very quiet, don't move at all, leave chips and chocolate out. You will see one eventually

Avitable It's good that you are able to make up your mind in a decisive manner.

Blogarita I love blog lines for the fact it updates regularly, but I hate that I can read blogs through it. I want to comment, but I end up not. Sigh

Akeatpayperpost email sent, Ty for contacting me!

Finn and where were you when I was googling self help and charity pamphlets to find this exact type of thing to type out?

Marilyn sun! Heat! Popsicles! but what is thei fresh air you speak of?

Shelli its our psychic bond don't ya know!

metal mom I REALLY would like to see your blog. Do you have a blog? will you please link it so I can come over for a visit? Pretty please?

Tug Eww? Cherry ... you can have em! also I do blog at night, but when i spend all day sitting in a chair drinking coffee and smoking while reading a book and yelling at the kids to get off my apple tree, that doesn't make for a very interesting post, now does it?

J. we shall be allies now. backs to each other, we will take on the world. We will have our tans!

peggy heh. hehehee. MUAHAHAHA. you have so totally given me an idea for tonight's post. I shall explain why...hmm nope you will have to wait for tonight

Pee ess : Ty!

11:41 AM, May 11, 2007  
Anonymous metalmom said...

Working on getting pregnant with blog--Will send birth announcement!

1:23 PM, May 11, 2007  
Blogger Lynda said...

Keep blogging. The commenters will come back.

10:32 AM, May 14, 2007  
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