Look! Over there, quivering in the corner... It's the extremely rare Canadian blog post!
Normally they are found lit up on computer monitors 'round the world, but recently, their numbers have declined. Scientists are researching the cause of this strange - and sudden - disappearance of posts.
Some suggest it is due to the climbing summer temperatures and the irresistible call of the purple wading pool. Orange Popsicles are already being discussed in negative terms, as they are thought to be one of the main causes for this lack of substantial postings.
One scientist questioned fortitude of the Canadian Blogger. Can she keep blogging every day when studies have shown she has had a very marked decrease in commenting activities? This was determined to be the result of either blog lines or laziness. - The unfortunate scientist, who suggested laziness to the Canadian Bloggers face, was shot immediately and buried in the garden out back. - Great fertilizer.
In order to find a cure, we need your help. Classes such as mosquito slapping 101, spider stomping (room 642 - ask your class leader for the booklet) and rainy days 212.5 will be starting effective immediately. Bring your own pencils.
We at the Keep Canadians Blogging (KCB) research facility are getting closer each and every day to finding a cure. Together, we can stop Innocent Canadian Bloggers from going outdoors and reading in the sun. We CAN stop the senseless sucking of orange (and pink) Popsicles.
Together; We Will Get Canadian Bloggers back inside - and on the computer where they belong.
[Commence loud, raucous cheering. . . NOW]
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