Depression

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Remember the good old days, like last week, when it was only minus two? Well Mother Nature can suck my dick.

Whats that? Long range forecast? Lets see.... Oh look. I found a quote from Mother Nature herself.

It says "Wasn't that fun? After six months and 12 days, I let you see the sun. Didn't it feel lovely caressing your skin? Didn't it make you yearn for the beach? Popsicle stained kids? Suntanning? It was amazing wasn't it? Now fuck off, I'm busy! Enjoy winter Bitches!!"


*sob*

Come, Dream with me.

Sigh.

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26 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love it.. Best post yet. I'm so sick of winter it's not even funny anymore. I wanna stop dressing my kids in 50 lbs of clothes just to get to the car. Where's my spring? Can one of your blogger buddies send some warm weather in a nice little box...I'll pay postage...PLEASE!!!!
RoxDar

10:59 PM, March 14, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh ya I'm first... I don't think I've ever been on top before..well at least not in cyberspace...
RoxDar

10:59 PM, March 14, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Woot Woot roxdar I love it when you are on top!

And I mean that in a purely sexual way. Sorry Big D, she hath succumbed to the Power of BPR. She's my bitch now!

[insert evil laugh here]

11:03 PM, March 14, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For those that are Celcius illiterate, it's -4 F. That really doesn't sound that cold, but will to send it to anyone that wants it.

Oh ya, Big D wants his bitch back, we have a birthday supper tomorrow night..LOL
RoxDar

11:07 PM, March 14, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

rox dar is the -4 with or without the windchill?

pee ess: Too bad Big D.

11:44 PM, March 14, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

ooh, I'm super sorry about your weather. When does spring start in Canada? ;)

I won't tell you about how its nice and sunny and springy here.

But, I will tell you its supposed to be chilly and rainy the next couple of days.

Yup.

11:48 PM, March 14, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila Last week we had spring in the morning, summer in the afternoon, fall came by evening and now we are back in winter again.

*cries*

12:01 AM, March 15, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Come to Florida, my friend!

You know you want to...

4:10 AM, March 15, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We woke up to a crisp -30 C today...isn't that wonderful. It was -4 F (no windchill) at bedtime. Now its -22 F (no windchill) but the weatherman says it's supposed to get to -5 C (23 F) by this afternoon. Let's hope..First "offical" day of spring is the 22nd, so I want nice weather now...
RoxDar

7:34 AM, March 15, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Mr.Fab when I win the lottery, florida is the first place we are going

RoxDar quit talking about nasty weather.I'm in my little bubble and its walls are strong. your hurtful words cannot reach me

7:50 AM, March 15, 2007  
Blogger Coffee Mom said...

you know the weather is all my fault, because I don't have the car and I had to walk SBW to school, when it was nice I had the car and didn't have to walk. Mother Nature aka BITCH hates me and just wants to be mean to me when I walk.

9:24 AM, March 15, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Coffee Mom So you did this to me? WHY? Why???!?

I thought you liked me. I like you. We were friends!!

Such a shame I now have to cut off your testicles and mail them to you in a shoe box.

Also, please grow some testicals so i may carry out my dastardly plan for revenge! kThxBi!

And loan me a shoe box...

9:50 AM, March 15, 2007  
Anonymous Monkee said...

How far north are you?

Meanwhile, I normally like to complain about the weather being the exact opposite here and how much I hate that, but for your sake, I'll refrain today. =)

11:06 AM, March 15, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

It's chilly here today, too - cold front from CALIFORNIA. WTF? But it's supposed to be 72 again by Sunday, thanktheLORD. I'll blow it your way Blue.

11:17 AM, March 15, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Tug wait.. im sitting at minus four or some such thin your temperature and it is going to make me feel better you are going to be at 72?

how does this work again?

Monkee uhm..[holds hands apart] this far north. also. i sent you an email map.

11:35 AM, March 15, 2007  
Blogger Coffee Mom said...

I'll be sure to get the car tommorow so it's nice for you, and well for me too cause I'm kinda selfish that way

12:28 PM, March 15, 2007  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

holy hell, that's cold...

same shit here - it was 70 two days ago and now it's supposed to snow. wtf??!!

12:33 PM, March 15, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Coffee mom i dont care what you have to do, so long as you do it fast. I cant feel my toes.

WebMiz I think Mother Nature might be taking drugs. Should we stage and intervention?

1:57 PM, March 15, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You think the greenhouse gases are getting Mother Nature stoned and that why it's snowing??? Better reason as any... Actually makes more sense than what the weather guy keeps telling me. Nice temps for the weekend...+2 is on it's way...soon the munchkins will be in mud puddles instead of snow banks..
RoxDar

3:07 PM, March 15, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

RoxDar maybe mother nature can join brit brit in promises? Also honestly i prefer snow banks to mud puddles but prefer dry sunny warmth to either

3:31 PM, March 15, 2007  
Blogger Catch said...

Im still trying ot absorb the fact that you have a dick?

5:52 PM, March 15, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Catch all of us are made different.

6:22 PM, March 15, 2007  
Blogger DeeJay said...

You are one crazy woman! But I like ya!

8:30 PM, March 15, 2007  
Blogger Nobody™ said...

That's too cold for March, but I guess that's what you get for living in Canada.

9:50 PM, March 15, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

deejay im not crazy... just a bit insane

nobody i didnt CHOOSE to live here, I was born here. its not my fault. an i move in with you?

9:56 PM, March 15, 2007  
Anonymous s@m said...

Holy shit!? That's codl where you are!
We had 16 degrees on Wednesday and it's a fuckin' blizzard today! We just can't win. Mother Nature is giving us a royal fist up the ass. LOL

As for the tanning bed - tried it... it worked well, as long as I went faithfully. I just don't have the time, and sitting in the sun now doesn't happen enough that the colurs stays! LOL I digress, I am forever albino.

9:06 PM, March 16, 2007  

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