Remember the good old days, like last week, when it was only minus two? Well Mother Nature can suck my dick.
Whats that? Long range forecast? Lets see.... Oh look. I found a quote from Mother Nature herself.
It says "Wasn't that fun? After six months and 12 days, I let you see the sun. Didn't it feel lovely caressing your skin? Didn't it make you yearn for the beach? Popsicle stained kids? Suntanning? It was amazing wasn't it? Now fuck off, I'm busy! Enjoy winter Bitches!!"
Come, Dream with me.
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