How To Achieve World Peace
Thursday, February 15, 2007
I have been reading post after post after post about Valentines* Day. They are all either cutsie-wootise I lovems my hunneh bunneh sooo moshe, or rancid hate filled posts about how the commercialism of Valentine's** Day will make the Rose extinct by 2017.
Yea Pfft!
Dude, Yes! I am so aware that I am guilty of one of the above posts, but lets pretend I'm not so that I can retain just a little dignity, mmmk?
So, where was I? Ahh yes. My Sky Light.
- Leaking.
- Again.
- A Lot.
- Pisses me off.
- Gonna cost me a fortune.
- Le Sigh
Yea Pfft.
In a perfect world, this is the ideal marriage. (You can also find this Quote in it's original Typo'd form here)
I think more people should marry chocolate. Then, after you bite into your spouse and end up in jail for domestic violence, you can be the bitch to one of those ginormous Hersey's kisses.
It's a workable plan. Plus, If I was married to chocolate, he would finally stop complaining that I don't swallow.
When are they going to come up with a "Best Comment EvarRr"? I want to nominate myself.
*, ** so... with the apostrophe or without?
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DDR:
What? Are you on crack? It was only minus 2 outside. We spent all afternoon rolling in the snow. And by that I mean that I sat on a cold plastic chair and read my book, a carafe of sugar'd and creamed coffee at my side while the children played. The extent of my movement was the shoveling of the driveway and putting the babies mittens on again and again and again. And HELLO??? NoDeal NoDeal /*/Canada/*/ was on!! Plus JJ got his tattoo finished so he isn't up to jumping around either. Don't look at me like that! The cookies were banana! That's a fruit! You said to eat fruit. All I did was add a lot some sugar to it! *Sulks*
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DDR:
What? Are you on crack? It was only minus 2 outside. We spent all afternoon rolling in the snow. And by that I mean that I sat on a cold plastic chair and read my book, a carafe of sugar'd and creamed coffee at my side while the children played. The extent of my movement was the shoveling of the driveway and putting the babies mittens on again and again and again. And HELLO??? NoDeal NoDeal /*/Canada/*/ was on!! Plus JJ got his tattoo finished so he isn't up to jumping around either. Don't look at me like that! The cookies were banana! That's a fruit! You said to eat fruit. All I did was add
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posted by Bluepaintred @ 9:17:00 PM
11 Comments:
Which comment would you nominate yourself for? You could come up with a best comment ever contest. It might be a bit of work, but you could.
Shelli Uhm. id nominate the one i quoted in this post. Weirdo.
As for the contest? Im WAY WAY WAY too lazy to even attempt!
I think you rock with your posts and your comments. You are simply fantastic!
Regarding the apostrophe issue, I went with Anne Altman. Anne uses the apostrophe to demonstrate ownership.
I still think you are fantastic Blue, and I don't care who knows it. You are GREAT!
Mr. Fab stole my comment. Bastard.
It's Valentine's Day, btw.
mwahahahaha! I wanna be chocolate. Forevah
Marrying chocolate could keep people married. I want to marry a chocolate fondue. dip-n-fun!
Yum! Now I am gonna be thinking about options of commitment with chocolate all day.....
You should totally get an award for that comment! Oh, and Mr.Fab's comment killed me!!! LOL
Mr.Fab I think that , like age, thats one of the forbidden questions... and no i dont thats gross, I prefer to get my protien from other nuts.
Sans Pantaloons So do I own Valentines? Why arent I get royalty payments?
Finn he is sneaky like that isnt he?
Katherine I swear to go i will try not to eat you, but in the end, I will
The Mutt Princess Oh HIHIHI who are you where is your blog? can i visit you? Imagine the things you could do with a chocolate covered bannana!!
FlipFlopMomma I think the award should be made out of chocolate:o) mr fab has a swelled head already, lets not encourage it!!
I would definately nominate you, that was the funniest comment I have ever seen in my life...Thanks for bringing the laughter into my life.
CoffeeMom Your welcome, I guess I am just nice like that. And conceited.
Wow, do we ever need more people like you! Just to change one person would be great and if enough of us idealists could actually achieve that we could probably achieve world peace.
There is a cool site that makes much of the Middle Eastern tradition of tolerance available in English. I understand the official launch date is March 1st but there are some neat things up already.
www.peaceathomepeaceintheworld.com
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