EMERGENCY: Call 911*
Saturday, February 10, 2007
- The car won't start
- We are out of Coffee
- What will we do? We will surly die, that is what we will do!
*Don't really call 911, they have more important things to do, just lift a cup, inhale it's rich hearty aroma, and think of me. And kind of hug it gently with your hands. Lets it's beautiful warmth seep into your hands and touch your heart. Oh coffee, How I love thee.
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7:16 PM: Tried tea. Not a good substitute. Added some instant coffee to it. It isn't helping, plus it tasted disgusting. I don't see how we will survive the night. Pray for me.
7:44 PM: Oh why WHY did I blithely answer “Nope we have enough to last till next shopping” when JitteryJoe asked if we needed to buy some coffee two weeks ago?
8:03: The baby is starting to look like a Double Mocha Latte.
8:26: When you order coffee online, how long does it take to come? Does it depend on if it's Regular or Espresso?
9:15: While playing DDR, In an effor to forget my lack of coffee, This happened. He tired to get out of the tub on his own. I blame Mother Nature.
7:44 PM: Oh why WHY did I blithely answer “Nope we have enough to last till next shopping” when JitteryJoe asked if we needed to buy some coffee two weeks ago?
8:03: The baby is starting to look like a Double Mocha Latte.
8:26: When you order coffee online, how long does it take to come? Does it depend on if it's Regular or Espresso?
9:15: While playing DDR, In an effor to forget my lack of coffee, This happened. He tired to get out of the tub on his own. I blame Mother Nature.
9:34: Trying to look on the bright side. I haven’t peed in over two hours. At least we are saving on toilet paper!
10:17: Do you think Brown Beans will work in place of Coffee Beans?
10:48: I can't feel my toes
11:27: Busy abusing Google Image. Please ignore the Lick marks on the screen.
11:58: *In the corner, knees up to my chest, Rocking* The voices are calling Jaaaaavaaaa
12:20AM: I give up. I'm going to bed.
*ded*
Labels: I'm Important Too
posted by Bluepaintred @ 5:49:00 PM
23 Comments:
Oh no...there's GOT to be something you can fix with that car. I'll send nummy thoughts when I have my coffee in the morning.
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Tug Its just too cold for it. nothing can be done. If im not *gasp blogging tommorrow you *sob* know why.
Can't go on without coffe (read in a Captin Kirk voice)
Sheila Hopeless. cannot function. too cold to go out.
dying slowly. torture would be better
Oh...is this his first golf-ball-in-the-head?? Poor thing...I went without coffee once. Trust me, from here on out, you'll have an extra can in the house. Buy 2 when you get out, and when one's empty, you replace it. I learned......
Tug Smallville is not Smallville without coffee. I have learnt my lesson.
Coffee sucks, drink beer. Or tequila.
Nobody But I don't drink. Unfortunatly.
Be strong you can weather
the storm.
Michele Hold me?
This is why I never started drinking it - but this is how I am when I am out of Dt. COKE...
That bump looks nasty - I hope that it heals fast!
FYI - I posted wedding pics...
Wow, I have so much coffee because this pregnancy hasn't liked it. I'm a coffee fool too!! Wish I could send you some! It would probably get there faster than ordering online!!LOL
Fantastagirl You do not drink the drink of the gods? weirdo alert WEIRDO!! also Stuperman is still up. he has another forty minutes or so for his two hours to be up after the bump thingy. he seems fine. running yelling, playing with sharks
FlipFlop Momma Oh flip my flop!!! Send it by dogsled! Quick!!
"9-1-1, what is your emergency?"
"My friend, Blue, ran out of coffee last night and I am concerned about her welfare. I was wondering if you could send an officer over to check on her. If he could bring some coffee, that would be extra special."
"We'll send an officer over right away."
"Thank you. Will you tell her that if she lived next door to me this would not be a problem? Also, will you call me back and tell me that she is okay? I am really worried about her and her family."
"Will do."
"Thank you."
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"Hi, this is an 9-1-1 operator, is this Shelli?"
"Yes, is Blue alright?"
"We found her and her husband huddled together in a corner rocking and their 3 boys were ransacking the house. But the police brought them some coffee and then drove Jittery Joe to the store so he could buy some to have on hand and things are back to normal now."
"Thank you very much!"
"You are welcome."
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I hope that is what happened. Or at least you have some coffee by now. :)
Mr.Fab I was looking for just a bit more sympayth you know
Shelli they lied to you they never came. have jason talk to his supiriors about the lying 911 people you have in your state!
Pee Ess: that would be a shoo in for best comment ever, if there was such a comment
Blue you need to start drinking coke with lots of crushed ice for breakfast....its the only way to fly!
I so enjoyed the newlywed questions!! And you were such a pretty little bride!
Catch Im not a big fan of cola, all those bubbles..ugg
and i dont liek ice either. i suck. bring me coffee
I've been holding my cup up to the screen here for HOURS........any better?? My arm's tired.
"Does it depend on if it's Regular or Espresso?"
lmao!
OH NO, I am not a coffee person I am fueled by Mt Dew, but just for you I will go and buy a cup of coffee an drink it for you.
Tug it's all good tug. the coffee is here and in my hand
thank you for your sacrifice.
WebMiz well... do you think it will matter?
Lori Oh lori, it was horrible. I still break out in a cold sweat when I think of it
Really because I was worried I might be being a nuisance or hogging your comment page.
Shelli's 911 comment ROCKED! ;)
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