Baby Snowmen

Monday, December 11, 2006

The same night that we traveled to the North Pole City to see Santa We were stopped by a red light. Since we have had so much snow in the past month, the graders had been through several times leaving tall piles of snow at the sides of the roads. Rainbow man was looking out his window and got all excited about the Giant Snowballs outside his window.

Now, Of course we knew that they were just chunk's of snow the grader had left, but why ruin his fun like that? So we patiently explained to Rainbow Man that they were not infact Giant snowballs, but Baby Snowmen.

You see, while we get some pretty cold weather here, it is no where near as cold as I assume the North Pole gets, and babies are delicate be they human or Snow babies. Every fall when it starts to get colder and colder and the snow starts to fall, we sit around and think it is falling just to annoy us, but in truth, those little snowflakes you see dancing round your head are really making babies.

The baby snowmen have to stay here, where it is warmer, until they get big enough to withstand the cold and then they migrate to the North Pole to become a part of Santa's Army.

Rainbow Man And Blue Boy were out a good part of today making a snow babies into snow men. Jitteryjoe and I spent the rest of the day giggling as they continually checked out the window to see if their snowman had migrated yet.

I have already gone out and dismantled their snowman to propagate the lies we told them.

I don't want anyone to go away mad because I have posed a PPP post under this one. I think that For every PPP post I do I will put a 'real' one on top of it.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Santa has an army? I figured him for a pacifist.

8:04 AM, December 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lying to kids is so much fun. ;)

11:37 AM, December 11, 2006  
Blogger Catch said...

Heres the snow kitty-------->>>

11:59 AM, December 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and you say that you are not like your mother

12:19 PM, December 11, 2006  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Blogarita Its not a real army, more like guards armed with cattots and sticks. theya re there to protect santa and the elves.

WebMiz etter yet, pulling one over on a husband.

Catch O M G. Cute attack *falls to the floor*

Annonymous I will assume this is Dad? [sarcasm]My Mother would never ever have lied to us like that, not in a million bajillion years![/Sarcasm]

12:28 PM, December 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

see is it classified lying when we are all told not to tell the horrible truth about there being no santa...oh dear i said it...uh cat catch...and wow your dad didnt even sign his


1:06 PM, December 11, 2006  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

SpongeBob Exactly what is it you are trying to say Abot Santa? What is this about terrible truths and lying about him? Are you trying to say that ... no, no, that can't be what you are trying to say....It better not be!

1:22 PM, December 11, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no no im not saying what you think im dont kill
he is real he really is

2:41 PM, December 11, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Ah...NOW I understand LOL

I approve of the way you are screwing with their heads!

4:49 PM, December 11, 2006  
Blogger Shelli said...

You guys are such good bullshitters! I love it. You should write children's stories.

7:56 PM, December 11, 2006  

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