Things to Remember:
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Today was a very
The two year olds were acting like a bunch of two year olds again. They seem to do that a lot.
Why don't stores sell ground orange peel? Fuckers. I think they're doing it just to piss me off. It's working.
I'm tired, I'm bitchy, I have the cramps but not the blood. I'm going to bed. Your assignment for the day is to memorize this list.
- Two year olds and cute little candy canes on a Christmas Tree don't mix.
- Twister is not an appropriate game for toddlers.
- Take the flyers you lazily shoved in the oven when they were in your way, back OUT of the oven before pre-heating it.
- Put the batteries back in the smoke detector.
- Cats don't like being shoved in an empty cat food bag.
- Remember the difference between rubbing alcohol and peroxide.
- Buy ear plugs
And just to soften this up a wee bit, I'm not always a cranky bitch after all, here is a photo from Cute Overload, I promise you will NEVER look at egg nog the same again. May I present, for your veiwing pleasure
Pug Nog!
Have a cuppa, you know you wanna!
posted by Bluepaintred @ 9:43:00 PM
10 Comments:
Ahhhhh precious puppies!!! So the kids were acting their age huh? lol..aint that a crock! If you have cramps and no blood.....soak in a hot tub of water. I remember those days.
They sell ground (dehydrated) orange peel here. You want I should send you some?
Catch I did the tub, I did the mido, the tylonol and the advil. I have scar tissue on my falopian tube from a thingy they cut out of me when I got my tubes tied, the scars have adheared themselves to... something, but I dont want to have the " painless and quick laser" im a big baby
Mr. Fab Well I like to stir mine first
Blogarita Very sweet of you to offer but I doubt it would get here in time for christmas, plus this just proves my point, they obviously make the spice, why dont they sell it here? buncah asswhores.
Oh, that pug pic is soooo sweet!! How did they get them all to stay in that bowl?? LOL. sorry you're so cranky. Maybe a Starbucks egg nog latte will cheer you up...or make you puke...ewwwww. I heard about them on another blog. Gross.
I love reading you blog, you always find the cutest things, Love the puppies and all the others from that site. Thaks for sharing!!
Hope today is a better day for you.
CoffeeMom
I'll pass on the pugs; I prefer frog nog myself.
FlipFlop have I mentioned how nice it is to have you back in teh blogging world? And I hate starbucks
Coffee Mom TY.:o)Today will mostdeffinatly be better because today is WEDNESDAY. I lurvs wednesdays
Blogarita mmmmm fried frog legs.
U could so beeee mine!!!-not that I've EVER stored anything in the oven that doesn't belong there-did u know plastic really stinks when pre heating the oven??
Try the hot water bottle-if not-valium is nice-it still hurts but u don't care!!
MM
why is it not time for coffee yet ditch the kids on the hubby and get your ass to my house lol
something else - to remember one should also remove the pans that were shoved in the oven to hide them before preheating - the grease will make a mess - not that I know this or anything!
We got something in the mail from Canada today - so cool - thanks!
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