But It Tastes Soooo Good

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Jitteryjoe and I went into the city tonight to grab the games for the boys. Kirby and Pokemon. I find it kind of sad that we really, really meant to walk past the isle with all the Christmas chocolate in their pretty shiny boxes with the bows and the ribbons and the sweet, sweet smells and ended up spending over 35 bucks just on Chocolate.

But on the up-side, I was trying to eat a chocolate while reading in the bath, and I laid the chocolate on my chest to turn pages and I forgot about it. When I finally remembered my chocolate it was all melty and yummy. Did I just gross several people out? Cus I totally licked it off my boob. It's a waste to do it any other way.

I'm planning on bringing a box to bed tonight ;o)

Speaking of bed, Jitteryjoe is convinced that a solar eclipse happens every month somewhere in the world, and I say it sure as hell does not! I am so convinced it doesn't, that if he is right ..well.. I promised something involving whipped cream. But that's none of your business. So, how often do solar eclipses actually happen?

Stuperman started to cry last night, just as I was hitting publish on the band-aid post, so I went in and sat on his bed. I hugged him and asked him what was wrong. He had his fingers poking into his eyes , and I took them down and he looked at me still crying, and told me he "had bad TV in my Eyes". Bar none, that is the cutest way I have ever heard a nightmare described. It was his first, that we know of, and he came and slept with me and Jitteryjoe. I woke up with his foot my eye. Stupermans, not Jit's.

Anyone know what to buy a 65 year old man for Christmas? We have to get JitteryJoe's dad a gift. We have no clue. I asked Jit's mom the other day if she had any ideas. She suggested that "wouldn't if be fun," if she came with me and BFF Kiss one Wednesday before Christmas and had coffee with us and we could all go shopping together and find Dad a gift.

Oh Hell No. No no no nononono NOOO! Never, not in a milion years! If my MIL came with us, we wouldn't spill liquid soap on the counters and bitch about men and smoke and laugh and swear and be US. So internet, you are all that is standing between me and a night of pure unadulterated hell. Save me. Please.[/begging]


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7 Comments:

Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

How about a hooker? Do they have hookers up there?

3:40 AM, December 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No need for me to take chocolates in the bath. It's physically impossible for me to do what you did. LOL

6:42 AM, December 08, 2006  
Blogger Catch said...

Im cracking up...you licked it off your boob....lmao. Oh Blue what am I gonna do with you?

WHat about a lap dance for your FIL???

7:41 AM, December 08, 2006  
Blogger The Flip Flop Mamma! said...

Sorry, I'm no help. My dad is the hardest in the world to shop for...we just get him gift cert's to his fave restaraunts. dumb gift, I know...but he'd rather have those than some dumb nose and hair trimmer gift set.

9:22 AM, December 08, 2006  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Mr Fab Hmm. Good idea, with a few small problems, his age, his heart problems, and his religion

Blogarita trust me it was easier to do stuff like that before i had eight pounds of them cut off.

Catch well really what else was I supposed to do?

Flip Flop Sigh. why is it thta dads are the hardest to shop for?

11:56 AM, December 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yikes. good luck dealing with the MIL. shopping with my MIL would drive me insane too!

and men are so hard to buy for...especially old men! they have everything they want! maybe some Viagra? A penis pump? lmao!

12:28 PM, December 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a woman of amazing talents-I'm impressed!!
Check out Sponge's blog comments-that one is meant for u as well

MM

7:05 PM, December 08, 2006  

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