But fear not my fine furry friends, I, Bluepaintred, will brave the recesses of my mind, fighting past cobwebs and candy bar wrappers to think of six interesting questions. Well not so much interesting questions as ones that provide us with interesting answers. I’m all about embarrassing my kids, after all.

There is no real Topic for these questions.

Blue Boy (4.7), Stuperman (2.6) And Rainbow Man (7.1) all participated.

1. Where do Babies come from?

Rainbow Man: Mommies tummies. A mom and a dad marry and then they make babies together.

Blue Boy: Peoples tummy. To cut our tummys open they get out.

Stuperman: Daddy is downstairs Mommy.

2. How does Santa get inside the house if you have no fireplace AND mommy locks the door?

Rainbow Man: Santa Claus uses the magic flu powder that lets him walk thru the walls with the presents and puts them under our Christmas tree.

Blue Boy: Santa Claus phones the police mans and the police mans use the tools to break down the door.

Stuperman: My house is… ohhhh. Danta Claus? I gib him cookie. (Giggles)

3. How is snow made?

Rainbow Man: Ice turns really cold and it dissolves into snow.

Blue Boy: From the sky. Water is in snow. When they melt.

Stuperman: No made? The snow is made mommy. By no mans. (in this case, no means snow)

4. Why do people wear underwear?

Rainbow Man: So people don’t see their privates

Blue Boy: Cus they are boys.

Stuperman: Gitchy no wet mommy. Dry. Big boy. Candy?

5. How do they get the snow in a snow globe?

Rainbow Man: First they put this snow in the glass, and then they put the thing they want on top of the glass.

Blue Boy: (holding a snow globe ornament) they put glitter in and glue it on and make santa claus. Can it stand like this? (daddy said no) It can hang. (shakes it wildly)

Stuperman: no lobes. Shake em! (again, no means snow)

6. Why do they put stripes on a candy cane?

Rainbow Man: To make them look prettyier. Because they are decorations.

Blue Boy: Cus they are supposed to make the whole red gone and it,... the whole thing is white.

Stuperman: Stripes on a candy cane? Gimmee candy cane mommy. I like candy cane.