Gonna Make the Milk Man Take a paternity Test. *Edit*

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Heading out for coffee now, I shall leave you with this luscious tidbit:

Mr. Rainbow, currently in grade two, is spelling/reading at a 3.1 grade level.

also

his Math and Sciences average for term one is 91%


Hola fuck, kids got brains! Maybe there was a sale at Wal*Mart?

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Home from coffee!

Happy Thanksgiving you American Freaks Thursday! Coffee was, as usual, a freaking blast. I Threw up in my mouth a little at the shaking booty of the obscenely overweight dude next table to us. I got to see a dude with a curly-cue mustache. I watched some dude on chat lines, giggling.

I say dude too much.

I found Out that BFF Kiss' first kiss was with a dude named Shane. My First REAL kiss was with a dude named Shayne. Way cool.

I bought Sponge Bob Stickers for Stupermans potty. I looked for Superman ones, but was unsuccessful. I forgot to take the Christmas cards with me to mail. I'm hungry, but it's too close to bedtime to eat anything. Well, maybe an orange. I put a DS Lite on order for Blue Boy. We bought a black one for Rainbow Man, and we want the silver for BlueBoy, But every fucking store is sold out. One is getting two hundred in on the second, so my name is down for one.

I'm calling WalStarMart (first the local store, then head office) tomorrow morning to complain about the dumbass who would not get off his little stool and let me spend one hundred and sixty four buck on the silver one they had hidden behind the black ones. Lazy fucking shit. I tried to complain to the supervisor at Walstarmart, but she just told me to write out a complaint card. I wrote "You suck, I'm going to *****store" and left my name and number. I hope they call me back :o)

I Forgot I went and got an orange. It is sitting here waiting for me to eat it. ..... Now it's eaten. My tummy is happy. I'm Super proud of Rainbow Man. He knows it :o)

One special Christmas card contains Pornography. Who will be the lucky recipient??

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't count your chickens before they hatch. There is puberty still. I was smart too. Then little Gonzo started thinking for me. Now that I’m married with kids, I’m starting to get independent thoughts. I also might be considered semi-smart. LOL

Way to go Mr. Rainbow!!!.

7:05 PM, November 22, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Are you sure you are his mother? :)

8:29 PM, November 22, 2006  
Blogger Lori said...

Woo Hoo! Mr. Rainbow.

8:52 PM, November 22, 2006  
Anonymous Allen said...

probably all those Sunday Six tests he gets every weekend. *wink*

9:28 PM, November 22, 2006  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

Love it when conferences are great - sounds like he is one smart little guy! Way to go Rainbow Man - you rock!

10:01 PM, November 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rainbow man i am so proud of you keep up the good work..and on another note i had a blast as usual at coffee with you blue

kiss

2:30 AM, November 23, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Pornography? Hello?

3:35 AM, November 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ooh pick me pick me...lol...i have NEVER seen pronography in my life...lol...very proud of you rainbow man !
aunty spongebobber

11:52 PM, November 23, 2006  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Big Daddy In real life, do you call it little gonzo? Thats weird LOL

Mr.Fabulous Now that you mention it, Maybe I should be asking Jitteryjoe about the milk man!

Lori Hehe I let him read this one. He bowed and said Thank you in a funny little voice

Allen Lmao, It sure could be

FantastaGirl I let him read this one, and he said he "minerals" "get it mom? Get it!!??"

Kiss well duh, of course you had fun, you were with me!

Mr.Fabulous Its actually title hot lemur boobies, if you are curious....

Spongebob, Uh , Sponge bob, porn is the naked lady stuff Danny is into..... you have most deffinatly seen it!

11:02 AM, November 24, 2006  

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