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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

I have now seen Britney Spears Vagina. WOOT WOOT. Actually, it was kind of disappointing. I mean this is THE Britney Spears. Wasn't she some sort of teen sex goddess? Didn't teen boys jack off multiple times daily to the thought if her naked body just two years ago? Three? Ok Five. Final offer. I expected gold-plating, diamonds, bouncers at the labia... Something!

But it was a plain old vagina. Infact, I have one very much like it. One could even say that mine is better because I don't have that pesky C-Section scar above it. Hmmmm. Does this mean that teenage boys are jacking off to the thought of ME naked? Interesting concept.

Not to bash people with C-section scars, cus whatever gets that baby out healthy is the only plan that counts!

I have talked about Weffriddles many many times in the past month. There were some levels in Weff that made Jitteryjoe And I wanted to bring a slow painful death upon Weff and his forum. The reason? No one helps you in it. You can PM until you are blue in the finger, and NO ONE answers! I make it a point to respond as quickly as possible to all the emails I get asking for hints. I know what it feels like on the other end, waiting for that golden hint.

I have always assumed that people are finding me by Google searching Weffriddle spoilers or hints to the various level numbers. But today, I got an e-mail that said he had been directed to my site IN THE FORUM. As if. They won't get off their asses and hint to people, but will give out MY e-mail address? Whatever. I don't care how they find it, I will still help out, but...grrrr. At least now people are leaving valid E-mail addresses and not those stupid annon comments I can't respond to LOL

In other news, I found this site today, It let me make this :


And Jittery Joe made this one. He's all about the blood and gore. I really wanted to get him a straight...?Strait? Jacket for Christmas one year. He has always wanted one. But I can't find any.. In my price range. He wants an authentic one, like Crazy Cat Lady Hospitals use. Oh well. Dreams often die hard


I plan on uploading the million and seven photos I have taken in the past two days. It's going to take a long time. I can't do it on the lap top, just on the desktop downstairs. And in IE it wont let me just click the photo button and upload away. I have to go to a blogger site , Usually Catch's cus she is the top of my linky list, and upload five at a time. Le Sigh.

I better get to it!

Oh, an Stuperman told us today "I nekked under ma cose(Clothes)"

I never considered that before. Perhaps he would be happier with two pairs of Gitch? Maybe Spiderman AND superman? Sponge bob??

13 Comments:

Blogger scarbie doll said...

Awesome! Love the hat!

10:18 PM, November 28, 2006  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

I hate that stupid game...shame on you for making Blogarita start and then she put the link in and I was like - well if Blue does it, and Blogarita does it - then I should do it. and well Adictive? yeah, Like I need one more thing to do.

11:02 PM, November 28, 2006  
Blogger Catch said...

Well I feel honored!!!I dropped out of weffriddles...too much thinking for me..lol. And yes, I am too ,naked, under my clothes...lol

11:19 PM, November 28, 2006  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Scarbie Thanks for the link! We had a blast, Im going to show it to the seven year old tommorrow

Fantastagirl Bitter much? If you get stuck dont be afraid to ask for a hint!

Catch What the hell? Do you normally go walking around nekked under your clothes? Freaky! I had no idea you were into that kind of stuff!

12:09 AM, November 29, 2006  
Anonymous Allen said...

you are a naughty little minx aren't you! ::grin::

1:01 AM, November 29, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Vaginas and Weffriddles and Stuperman...this post had it all!

3:42 AM, November 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not only am I nekkid under my clothes, but at night, I slumber in my bed.

Don't tell.

7:20 AM, November 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't even want to KNOW what Weffriddles is - I don't have time to even keep up with blogs!

12:06 PM, November 29, 2006  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Ok, about Britney’s vagina...I am not impressed either. I too was expecting something unreal yet was very disappointed.

Perhaps at one time it was the golden virginal vestibule that it was meant to be but was fenderlined by life’s trailer trash. Oh well.

1:25 PM, November 29, 2006  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Allen Me? noway! Im a perfect example of a modern pious lady

Blogarita OMG you hussy!!

WebMiz You should introduce Jason to it....

Ole Blue Sigh. Its a sad sad day for vagina lovers everywhere

2:25 PM, November 29, 2006  
Anonymous Sarah Plett said...

Shannon can you email me with your address I want to send you a Christmas Card and I do not know where you moved too.

5:18 PM, November 29, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I loved those South Park Guys. Once again I found a mind numbing internet activity (3 hrs I will never get back) through your website. Not to mention Weffriddles. Thank you Blue I'm going stop googling and "ASK BLUE FOR SOMTHING TO DO"

I posted the South Park Pics on my Blog. The bug bit Coffeemom too so I posted it too. I'm proud of her!! She got kinky!

LMFAO!! I nekked under my clothes. hehe Britney nekked under her dress. I was expecting to see a heavenly picture of a vagina that I would never see ever again. I almost thought It might have looked like something other than a vagina. lol!
I can't wait till the troll get's a sex change cause Parasite will tell her that it's cool, so she will do it.

9:34 PM, November 29, 2006  
Blogger Lynda said...

I think I can go through life without seeing her vagina.

I like your South Park characters.

What are Weffriddles?

9:30 AM, November 30, 2006  

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