Because I am busy making hot soapy love to my new washing machine, I compell you to read this. I forced Fab to let me have it >:}
1. Where is the only place you can go and feel safe? In my bed. Preferably with a warm body weather its the husband the kids or the cat beside me.
2. What was playing in the background when you lost your virginity? Uhm, If I answer truthfully and ignore that my dad reads this, Nothing. It was Halloween, Lotta drunks passed out around us, We had a storage room complete with a litter box, a sleeping bag and a purple condom.
3. What was the first color your room was painted? If my memory is correct, Every room I have ever been in has been white. We want to paint our room now, but are stuck for colors.
4. Where did you go on your very first date ever? Ever? I have no idea. The first date for me and hubby was a play afterwards I realised I had locked my keys int he car and we waited at a Dairy Queen for my uincle to come with a Slim Jim
5. If you had to pick one toy from the 80’s to be buried with, what would it be? Oh man. I had a doll, she was probably 2 and a half feet tall. I kept her forever. Till I moved out of my dads house. I kind of miss her, but with three boys, there is no point in regrets. She would end up at the back of my closet.
6. If you could have gone to any high school (real or fake) which would it have been and why? I liked my high school. It had great books in the library. And some really hot guys. But I was into the books more then the guys.
7. What was the first curse word you said? HA! Probably fuck. I could so see it. I don't really remember my folks swearing much tho, so maybe it was soemthing tamer. For now, untill proven otherwise, im going with fuck. Rainbow mans was Shit, Blue boys was Shit, and Stupermans was Bitchy.
8. What was the first “adult” movie you ever watched? Just a minute I'll go to my room and check the title. Its called White Trash Whore 23. Ive never laughed so hard as when I watched that. Do all porns make no sense?
9. What was your mother’s vocal range? I'm not sure what vocal range means. besides she played the piano.
10. What was the meanest thing you have ever done. Was it justified or unjustified? No Comment. Unjustified. And I got off scot free too! Muahahahah
11. What was the name of your first pet? Sandy. She was our dog. She hung herself one afternoon while my siblings and I were playing with Jennifer's dog, Boomer. (Jennifer lived in the big yellow house down the street) My brother was the one who found her. We sent him home because Boomer kept humping his leg. He was four. My brother not the dog. Well Boomer could have been four. I never asked his age. True Story.
12. If you could say anything to anyone and not get popped in the eye what would you say to whom? Well, I want to yell at my Father in Law and Husband, But they would never hit me, so they are out. I can't think of anyone else I am mad enough at, real or fictional.
13. What are you thinking right now? That my husband and his father are fucking retards. Post to come later about that! Are all men retards or just those two? Maybe its a genetic thing and the boys are going to grow up to be brain dead too! But hey, as long as we beat the traffic, eh?
14. What would you do if you ended up on PYMMOTI? Look around confused and wonder where I am. Fab googled the ?word?, I'm not going to bother!
15. What are you doing on Friday? Today is Friday. I will tell you tommorrow what I did.
16. What is your favorite method of torture? According to jitteryJoe, its Nag, Nag,Nag. But fuck him because I know I am right.
17. What do you want your last words to be? I would like them to be "I love you" Because if those are my last words, I didn;t kill my husband tonight and I won't be going to jail.
18. What do you want as your epitaph? Dig me up and check for nail marks on my coffin
19. Which bodily function do you enjoy more? More? More then what?
20. How would you like to die? I want to be eaten by a shark. Or at least mortally wounded by one, I don;t mind bleeding to death while it circles for more. Prefferably a Great white, But I will accept a Mako or Bull shark as well. If I ever found out I had a terminal illness, I would wait till as close to the end as possible, but not so close I didn't have the strenght to do so, and I would go to Austrailia and covermyelf in chum and lay there floating and watching the clouds untill the shark came from undernethe me. And ys, I have spent a lot of time thinking this through.
21. Insert your own ANNOYING question. How can I possibly beat number 19???