Moan, Sigh, Rinse, Dry

Friday, November 17, 2006

Because I am busy making hot soapy love to my new washing machine, I compell you to read this. I forced Fab to let me have it >:}

1. Where is the only place you can go and feel safe? In my bed. Preferably with a warm body weather its the husband the kids or the cat beside me.

2. What was playing in the background when you lost your virginity? Uhm, If I answer truthfully and ignore that my dad reads this, Nothing. It was Halloween, Lotta drunks passed out around us, We had a storage room complete with a litter box, a sleeping bag and a purple condom.

3. What was the first color your room was painted? If my memory is correct, Every room I have ever been in has been white. We want to paint our room now, but are stuck for colors.

4. Where did you go on your very first date ever? Ever? I have no idea. The first date for me and hubby was a play afterwards I realised I had locked my keys int he car and we waited at a Dairy Queen for my uincle to come with a Slim Jim

5. If you had to pick one toy from the 80’s to be buried with, what would it be? Oh man. I had a doll, she was probably 2 and a half feet tall. I kept her forever. Till I moved out of my dads house. I kind of miss her, but with three boys, there is no point in regrets. She would end up at the back of my closet.

6. If you could have gone to any high school (real or fake) which would it have been and why? I liked my high school. It had great books in the library. And some really hot guys. But I was into the books more then the guys.

7. What was the first curse word you said? HA! Probably fuck. I could so see it. I don't really remember my folks swearing much tho, so maybe it was soemthing tamer. For now, untill proven otherwise, im going with fuck. Rainbow mans was Shit, Blue boys was Shit, and Stupermans was Bitchy.

8. What was the first “adult” movie you ever watched? Just a minute I'll go to my room and check the title. Its called White Trash Whore 23. Ive never laughed so hard as when I watched that. Do all porns make no sense?

9. What was your mother’s vocal range? I'm not sure what vocal range means. besides she played the piano.

10. What was the meanest thing you have ever done. Was it justified or unjustified? No Comment. Unjustified. And I got off scot free too! Muahahahah

11. What was the name of your first pet? Sandy. She was our dog. She hung herself one afternoon while my siblings and I were playing with Jennifer's dog, Boomer. (Jennifer lived in the big yellow house down the street) My brother was the one who found her. We sent him home because Boomer kept humping his leg. He was four. My brother not the dog. Well Boomer could have been four. I never asked his age. True Story.

12. If you could say anything to anyone and not get popped in the eye what would you say to whom? Well, I want to yell at my Father in Law and Husband, But they would never hit me, so they are out. I can't think of anyone else I am mad enough at, real or fictional.

13. What are you thinking right now? That my husband and his father are fucking retards. Post to come later about that! Are all men retards or just those two? Maybe its a genetic thing and the boys are going to grow up to be brain dead too! But hey, as long as we beat the traffic, eh?

14. What would you do if you ended up on PYMMOTI? Look around confused and wonder where I am. Fab googled the ?word?, I'm not going to bother!

15. What are you doing on Friday? Today is Friday. I will tell you tommorrow what I did.

16. What is your favorite method of torture? According to jitteryJoe, its Nag, Nag,Nag. But fuck him because I know I am right.

17. What do you want your last words to be? I would like them to be "I love you" Because if those are my last words, I didn;t kill my husband tonight and I won't be going to jail.

18. What do you want as your epitaph? Dig me up and check for nail marks on my coffin

19. Which bodily function do you enjoy more? More? More then what?

20. How would you like to die? I want to be eaten by a shark. Or at least mortally wounded by one, I don;t mind bleeding to death while it circles for more. Prefferably a Great white, But I will accept a Mako or Bull shark as well. If I ever found out I had a terminal illness, I would wait till as close to the end as possible, but not so close I didn't have the strenght to do so, and I would go to Austrailia and covermyelf in chum and lay there floating and watching the clouds untill the shark came from undernethe me. And ys, I have spent a lot of time thinking this through.

21. Insert your own ANNOYING question. How can I possibly beat number 19???

23 Comments:

Blogger michele said...

I AM COMPELLED
At least you told the truth
except for #20.
Nobody wants to die like that.lol

7:04 PM, November 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

19. Which bodily function do you enjoy more?
Pinching a loaf on a Saturday morning after 3 cups of strong coffee.
As for your answer for #20, what a crazy mental image. I think I might start picturing doing that ot the next asshole that pisses me off now. Personally it would be getting run over by a Bently Continental GT. Or smothered to death by two very large breasts. But yours has more of a creative twist and visual quality to it.
BigDaddy

7:32 PM, November 17, 2006  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

uhm - I may steal this...

Wow - I wanna die in my sleep...pain is not something that I would enjoy.

7:51 PM, November 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow you really have put though into your death...and wow big breasts who wants to die tht way...lol...whos big daddy...lol....and whats with your question...im confused at that....and the cutest thing tubby is saying dad while she looks at a fam. picture...how cute is that...
spongebobber

7:53 PM, November 17, 2006  
Blogger Sassy said...

OMG # 19...creepy and weird...lol! Like what would be an appropriate answer? Personally I don't have any bodily functions...hahahahaa

8:42 PM, November 17, 2006  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Michelle But its the truth. it really is how I plan to die. *sticks out tounge* is your goal to be first on evey blog in the world? sorta like a world domination thing? Ill be your slave if I get to keep canada.

big Daddy Does coffee mom know baout the boob thing?

FantastaGirlOhh do it! i took it from fab. had to use my last penguin to do it, but its mine, allll MINE!

SpongeBob Uh big daddy is a friend of ours from the same play you live. i dont want to use real names and shit so thats it LOL. I need to know what you get the boys for sure because at the end of november we are going to get them both a game as well and we dont want duplicate titles

Sassy Oh my god you so totaly came to my blog. thats soooo cool. I bet its the pink hat and boots that help eliminate those pesky functions, huh?

10:45 PM, November 17, 2006  
Anonymous Sheila said...

PYMMOTI (http://www.pymmoti.com/) - People You Might Meet On The Internet

The guy takes photos he finds online and makes not so pleasant comments about them.

Just a little FYI for ya.

11:57 PM, November 17, 2006  
Blogger Catch said...

Wow...you have really given your demise some serious consideration! If we see you headin to the ocean we will know your on your way out!!! You crack me up!! You are so funny! I may steal this..it looks like fun! You certainly made it fun! Have a good weekend Blue! Hugs.

12:16 AM, November 18, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Everyone is afraid to answer number 10. Bunch of wusses LOL

4:25 AM, November 18, 2006  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

BTW, LMAO at "Had to use my last penguin to do it"!

4:26 AM, November 18, 2006  
Blogger Holly said...

I found your blog the other day thanks to Weffriddles, and have loved reading it!

I'm stuck on 54.1, but will mull it over a while longer.

The surveys are great, I enjoyed reading about your fam, and I hope you haven't killed your husband or FIL.

I've added your blog to my list of must reads!

Holly
its.gobby@gmail.com

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