I'm wondering who thought up the whole pirate theme to celebrate Tigger's Birthday, But whoever did, she appreciates it!

*Yawn*
Your wee dainty paws
kept me up all night long. Jerk
Claws clicking on floors

*Meow*
Bathe me in a tub?
Soapy bubbles in my fur!!
This is my revenge

*Shock*
The dingle-berries
clinging tightly to your bum
said it was bath time!

*Hiss*
I will scratch you up!
I will hiss and cry sadly!
Leave my bum alone!!

*Sigh*
Please, just sleep at night
That's all I am asking you
Im so sleepy, cat.

*Purr*
My job then, is done.
I will run and play all night
'Cus I Am The Boss

*Zzz*
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