Part One: I'm a Dumbass
I went to see the optometrist today and I almost came home with a sixty four year old man. He was the cutest thing ever. I just wanted to squeeze his fat old man cheeks and invite him for Christmas Dinner.
I didn't, But only because it is not my year to host .
So I'm sitting in the super uncomfortable special optometrist chair and the chick tells me to take off my glasses, cover my left eye and read the board.
I told her I see nothing.
So she points at the board again and says Just read that.
I said "All I can see is a glowing white square"
This time she turns on the lights in the room, walks up to the board thingy, touches it and says "Right here, I want you to look right here and tell me what you see"
"NOTHING. I cannot see a damn thing! There is nothing there FOR me to see, you haven't put it up." And I am feeling all smug right then. Pointing out her mistakes like that. Yea! Take that you beeeee-atch! Woooo! I ROCK!
Until she asked me to put my glasses back on and I saw that there was a letter on the board. In fact it was. Sigh. The large "E".
Turns out I can be declared legally blind - without my glasses. I am fine with them. Or sort of fine. They gave me a new prescription.
Part two : Show and tell.
I got mail! From Sheila! Look!
Don't worry new socks! I'll protect you from that dastardly
Part teh Three: Trust
And now I put you on the honor system Interwebs. I am trusting you to NOT click this link. This link is JUST for
And Tommy? If this makes you blush you HAVE to leave a comment!