Murder so foul
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
I tucked my boys into bed with kisses and cuddles completely unaware of a ghastly murder that had taken place just moments before. I was to remain unaware of the crime through out the tucking in, the picking up of that days dirty clothes and the picking out of outfits for the next day.
Still unaware of the carnage that awaited me, I walked wearily up the stairs, fists pressed into my lower back, images of a good book and a HOT bath drowsily running through my mind.
However, my relaxing bath was not to be. I opened the door to the bathroom, crossed to the tub, arm reaching for the hot water tap, only to see blue. Blue on the side of the tub, blue in the tub. Blue on the top of the toilet. Blue on my good towels. The ones the children are not to use.
The remains of a deadly explosion were spread on ever surface you can imagine. The floor, the sink, the wall, my hair brush. Even the dog, who had followed me into the bathroom and was now rolling in ecstasy, grinding sticky blue -now with fresh strips! toothpaste into her fur.
Joy.
Labels: Horror, I'm Important Too, lolkids, Puppy
posted by Bluepaintred @ 8:53:00 PM
22 Comments:
Le sigh. Who else? the sweet, mint breathed boys I had put to bed just minutes before.
nope. they work as a team whenever they are up to their usual devilment.
otherwise they just fight with each other.
I guess I should be happy to see that they work together sometimes!
OMG! What a mess. Was it difficult to get out?
Shelli my towels are soaking, I made the husband wash the dog, and if I see toothpaste...welll... before tomorrow morning, I will scream!
i had that happen once upon a time except it was pink toothpaste...you knoe the bubble gum type...and just to make it clear long hair dogs are the hardest to get toothpaste out of...
You need to just surrender now and get it over with.
Ah, they used their powers for evil instead of good.
Have I mentioned how much I really like your boys?
Hehehehe
It is kinda funny though. lol
Only 'cos I didn't have to clean it up this time.
OH THE HUMANITY!!!!
This is why you use white toothpaste.
whoa. this post serves as very effective birth control - that's for sure...LOL
SpongeBob Just wait until little miss tubby starts really getting into things!
Mr.Fab I feel like that on most days dear.
DeeJay nope. Still not funny. Maybe next week!
Metalmom So glad you did not continue on with WON'T SOME ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN. cus I was thinking of them, and none of my thoughts were nice!
Avitable We have orange, pink, green, blue and tri-color. White is boring and bland. It has no place in my home
WebMiz LMAO. that was most definitely not m intention. or was it?
I was gonna ask if you had any murder suspects, but you already covered that...
"Not me" and "I dunno" are the usual culprits at my house...
Lexi - Not me, I dunno and Hedidit are constantly sneaking into my house to wreak havoc,
Perhaps you should change your name a little;
how about "toothpaste-paint-blue"?
Now I'm just a little more afraid of children.
Annie ohhhh! thats a good one! LOL
Robin Oh you should be afraid!
What kind of toothpaste is blue?
Tug Crest for kids Sparkle Gel
Too cute..least the dog was "minty fresh" for a bit!
Hence why vampires have rotting teeth....they dont want the kids messing up the bathroom with toothpaste!! You figured it out!!!
NAG Heh. It is an improvement over the way she used to smell. Unfortunately she ate her puppy chow right after being cleaned up and went right back to stinky breath!
Trisha OMG LOL AND LMAO. that was too funny. BUT vampires don't have kids becuase they are so tender and fresh, no real vampire would be able to resist their delicate little necks.
Well, I'll keep you around just to make sure I'm always just afriad enough to never have children. Think you are up for that job?
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