As per the interwebs request, I went to the doctors

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

I was sitting there, minding my own business (which translates loosely to "losing at solitaire") when he walked in. He specifically asked "How are you doing today?"

"Actually, I feel horrible, I think I'm falling apart, but, hey, thanks for asking" Then I turned off my iPod and took off my shirt.

He took me by the hand and laid me down on the bed and started to fondle my chest with his stethoscope, and then sat me up and started to bang me with his big, hard hammer, after that, he asked me to open wide and filled my mouth with wood.

Then we just sat and talked for a bit. It was nice.

Not many guys just want to talk anymore.

Pee ess: He sent me for some blood work. He hopes it is my thyroid. If it isn't, I have to see a neurologist. The lab tech said to call in two days.

Pee pee ess: My doctor is hot.

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Anonymous Angel said...

I hope it's your thyroid too. You are in my prayers.

Pee Ess: I have a hot doctor too!

10:18 PM, October 23, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

Not many guys just want to talk?

Hell, not many doctors in general want to 'just talk', anymore!!

10:31 PM, October 23, 2007  
Anonymous fracas said...

Blue, you kill me. Thoroughly.

I'm glad you went, but grrr on you for waiting until the 23rd instead of going earlier. After reading your pee ess, I now understand what that was all about.

For shame you nut!

Scold, scold, scold. (You could've gone earlier to that other place i told you about AND kept this appt. also.) Sheesh woman.

12:54 AM, October 24, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Is that all it takes to get you to take off your shirt?

4:27 AM, October 24, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...

This is why I like to play doctor.

6:48 AM, October 24, 2007  
Anonymous metalmom said...

I hope my doctor does that tomorrow!! Sounds like a good time!

6:51 AM, October 24, 2007  
Blogger Mel said...

I never have that much at the doctors.

7:18 AM, October 24, 2007  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

He sounds like a dream...

Please stop having vague shit. Let the doc find out what it is and let it be something relatively harmless... Please! Stop talking neurologist shit!

7:20 AM, October 24, 2007  
Blogger Trisha said...

What's your doctors number...I think I'm catching something else from you? Need to see him ASAP. OH...and can I borrow your vibrating I-pod too? :o)

8:44 AM, October 24, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Angel so what exactly IS a thyroid?

Sheila Sigh. its true :o(

Fracas yea but when your doctor is this hot, why would I go anywhere else??!

Mr.Fab true the shirt is easy, but just try for the pants!

Avitable heh. It's easier here to play doctor cus you do not have to worry about having insurance

Metal mom Fingers crossed!

Mel you must be seeing the wrong kind!

Dutch Bitch It wont be vague in two days or so. And the neurologist? I think my doc thinks im crazy...

Trisha 867-5309

9:01 AM, October 24, 2007  
Blogger Violet said...

filled my mouth with wood!!! hahaha!!!

i had a young, cute dr. when i lived in kansas city... i was sick more that year than i've probably ever been!

10:45 AM, October 24, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

Soon as you get those results, we'll be the first to know, right?

10:51 AM, October 24, 2007  
Blogger Robin said...

Thinking good thoughts!

12:28 PM, October 24, 2007  
Blogger Not a Granny said... doctor is hot also, or so Not A Grampy says. She is good though.

1:54 PM, October 24, 2007  
Anonymous Angel said...

Your thyroid is one of the largest glands in your body. It pretty much controls the actions of and your reactions to other glands and secretions of other glands in your body.

I just hope that it is your thyroid, because in most cases this is easily corrected. Plus, I see a neurologist. Some of the tests that they run are painful, and when it comes to neurology the answers aren't as simple.

5:17 PM, October 24, 2007  
Blogger Finn said...

I'll send good vibes your way.

10:47 AM, October 25, 2007  
Blogger Elizabeth said...

My mother has thyroid issues as well and now that they have her on a regular medication she seems to be doing better.

1:58 PM, October 25, 2007  
Blogger Diane Mandy said...

It always helps when they are hot!

I hope all goes well!

3:32 PM, October 25, 2007  
Blogger Marilyn said...

I wish I had a doctor... even an ugly one.

I hope it's just the thyroid.

3:40 PM, October 26, 2007  

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