I have this friend. I will call her redpaintblue.
But I want to reassure you it is not me, and really. Would I lie to you?
In an case, my friend was telling me that last night after her bath. What? I am so not the only person in Canada who likes bathing! ANYWAY. Quit interrupting.
So my friend was feeling lazy, and instead of getting up and getting a pin or a pair of tweezers to remove that pesky hair, she took this cute little pocket exact-o knife from her bedside table - No I didn't ask her why she had an exact-o knife in her bedside table. Just shut up and let me type!
She figured she could just use the pointy sharp end of the blade and nic it out real quick like, but her hand slipped and she cut herself.
The public service announcement bit?
If you do not want to go to the clinic to get two quick stitches on your vagina, please do not use a knife of any kind near it.
If you do? Your seriously fucked up. The doctor WILL laugh at you when you or uhm, your friend, tries to explain.