Friday, October 19, 2007

I don't want to nit pick, but I just can't stop thinking about it!

Tonight we watched the movies 30 Days of Night. It was a really god movie. Truly it was. Better then a lot of the newer vampire movies out there. Good solid plot, wonderful tension between the male/female lead characters. Sweet special effects, and a great location.

But. Why are the vampires teeth all rotted? If a fucking vampire is impervious to the arctic cold, bullets, being run over etc. shouldn't a little gingivitis be a fucking walk in the park?

The whole movie I was repulsed by their teeth, and yes, maybe that was the point... ohhhh scary vampires! They all bite but these ones don't brush!

honestly wtf?



Blogger I Believe said...

They probably don't have insurance!

Hey-I'm First

5:59 AM, October 20, 2007  
Blogger Lori said...

You would think that their teeth would be all pretty, white and shiny to show up on the big screen.

6:51 AM, October 20, 2007  
Blogger Robin said...

Maybe they hate going to the dentist.

6:59 AM, October 20, 2007  
Blogger DeeJay said...

Yeah, dentists are open during the day so the sunlight would be a killer for them. hehehhe ahahaha Thanks for the lead Robin.

But can I jsut stay...nasty! Bleh. That's why I don't watch that sutff anymore. Bleh!

Dry heave.

7:04 AM, October 20, 2007  
Blogger DeeJay said...

what is the matter with my typing? okay in that last comment it's supposed to say

But can it JUST SAY

not jsut stay lol


7:05 AM, October 20, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well hmm...one, they are vampires...im sure hygiene isnt the first thing on there agenda...and the blood and skin and shit is probably not so good for the teeth...

9:35 AM, October 20, 2007  
Anonymous metalmom said...

You want him--admit it!

OOH, Mr. Vampire, bite me, BITE ME!!

9:35 AM, October 20, 2007  
Blogger Marilyn said...

If I were immortal I'd want to be sure I wouldn't have to get dentures... implants are so expensive and there just aren't that many professional opportunities for notcturnal blood sucking monsters. A night court lawyer maybe?

7:05 PM, October 20, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

Regardless, I am going to have nightmares from looking at that picture. Thanks. ;)

8:25 PM, October 20, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

How'd you get that picture of me, btw?!

8:29 PM, October 20, 2007  
Anonymous fracas said...

Well it's probably because they're really sucking all that fake blood... you know, full of all those chemicals and dyes and all that stuff that's bad for them.

Wait.. oh that's the candy they make nowadays.

Hmm. I think I agree with you blue. A vampire should be impervious to the gingivitis and the plaque. Or maybe they've never been... and it's our own stupidity because we keep trying to kill them with stakes and silver bullets (or is tha a werewolf with the bullet). Maybe if the stake was carved out of some huge hunk of calculus/tartar that would kill him?

I'm just saying...

12:41 AM, October 21, 2007  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

OK.. Ehm... You could've warned me... I am a total chicken where it concerns horror... and that picture... is gonna haunt me for AT LEAST a week...

6:18 AM, October 21, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL...you make a very valid point!

7:02 AM, October 21, 2007  
Blogger Twisted Cinderella said...

That sounds disgusting!

3:51 PM, October 21, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

I believe insurance doesn't matter! How does plaque hurt them and bullets do not?

Lori YES! exactly!

Robin they should never have need for a dentist!

DeeJay this one has the best teeth of the bunch, sorry to say.

DeeJay all spelling errors and typos are welcome here. At bpr we don't judge, Or I would be the first to go!

Sponge bob nononono. Vampires do not get cavities! Even if they never brushed, they should still NOT GET CAVITIES

Metal Mom actually, I would love to be turned.

Marilyn a vampire would not need dentures, because if being run over by a car doesn't faze them, how are they going to get gingivitis?

Shelli It was a very good movie...

Fracas interesting theory, but no. nonoNO

Dutch BItch YOU? you scared of horrors? I dcan't see it!

Pixie Their teeth are as impervious to cavities and rot as their bodies are to germs. I ask you this, have you ever seen a vampire sneeze?

Sheila through the magic of Google

Twisted Cinderella. oh no trust me it was a great movie, just the logic behind the teeth needed to be examined!

6:41 PM, October 21, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...

They're bloodstains. Like the nicotine stains you would have had on your old teeth.

9:04 AM, October 22, 2007  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

they probably did that to make them look scarier. sparkly toothed vampires are actually kind of hot.... LOL or maybe I'm just weird because I think they're kinda hot... ;)

1:37 PM, October 23, 2007  

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