I read approximately six million and four blogs a day. Some of them make me smile, some make me cry, some I comment on, some I lurk on. This one *smirk* I have been banned for commenting on, but still lurk, mainly to giggle at his ridiculous spelling mistakes (intertain, encontenance, inlighten - to name a few) It is not often you will see me publicly bash a blogger, but this post had me gasping and re-reading, trying to fool myself I had not read it right the first few times.
Today his post made me shiver. This man is not sane? Srsly. NO man can type this kind of drivel and not be joking, right? And even then, it's a damn sorry excuse for a joke.
the King is looking for a new Queen.
The criteria for this position are as follows;
A. General Attributes:
1. 5'0" to 5'7" in height and 100 to 132lbs. in weight
2. Hair color (any color) eyes (any color)
3. King asks that u try to look like a girl more often than not.
4. Feminin not Masculin
B. Personality Attributes;
1.Must believe in monogamy and allegieance to the King or die.........
2.Must know what obligations are (your obligation also applies to the King).
3. Must be responsible and disciplined (to help the King in everyday mundane efforts).
4.Must be able to oversee all the duties of the castle( with only minimal help from the King (except where applicable)).
5.Must be able to deal with Kings exceptionally high sex drive and machismo with no complaints. (especially when he has drank too much Dark Ales)
6.will try not to back talk the King or barade the king with unecessary battling (unless death of the Queen is an acceptable outcome).
7. always love honor and cherish the King as he will always love honor and cherish the Queen.
Lets start with number seven. He threatens death not once, but twice in his post, but he loves honors and cherishes you? Nu-uh. No way. Any man (or woman for that matter) who threatens physical harm - even as a joke - does NOT love you. Name calling, hitting, threats, It all falls under the category of abuse, not love!
And number five, dealing with his "high sex drive". Do I have to point out that even in a committed relationship - including marriage - it is rape if the other person is unwilling to "deal". Drinking too much does not give you a license to rape. For crying out loud, kids are being taught "no means no" in grade school these days so how can this "man" not understand the concept at his age?
Numbers two, three and four. If, and this is a big if, he works all day and she is at home all day, I can see why she has to "oversee all the duties of the castle", but what if she works too? Does she still have to do all the "everyday mundane efforts". I assume he thinks as much, what with his caveat of "with only minimal help from the King".
I guess that what I am getting at is that, if you love yourself if you respect who you are, Do not sell yourself short. No person, of any gender, of any race, should be treated this way.
It is not a joke, and it is not right!