Discreetly Packaged My Ass!

Friday, October 12, 2007

Guess what came in the mail today.

I , like ALL the religion freakspeople at the post office, had no possible way to know what was in the box. I had to wait for sixteen billion hours while I drove alll the way home to open the box to find out!

/sarcasmFuckers


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21 Comments:

Blogger I Believe said...

OMG!-and it's a small town too! LMAO

11:21 PM, October 12, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

wow... hope you're not shy.

I'd be moving if it were me. :)

11:43 PM, October 12, 2007  
Blogger Catch said...

everyone needs a vibrator for back pain dont ya know? ;))

1:31 AM, October 13, 2007  
Blogger DutchBitch said...

After receiving postcards and packages from the likes of Fab and Avi, my mailman isn't surprised by anything anymore, I think...

LOL at the description though!!!

2:07 AM, October 13, 2007  
Blogger Not a Granny said...

Snort-there went my morning coffee! LOL

6:33 AM, October 13, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

was that seriously on the package...heres my theory if the post man is a woman then she will think you are wierd adn if its a man he'll wish you were his wife...so thats my theory.!

spongebobber

6:46 AM, October 13, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

ROFLMFAO! That's hilarious.

7:11 AM, October 13, 2007  
Anonymous metalmom said...

I would have leaned over the counter, pointed at the label and said loudly, "HMM...well what do you know!!"

7:53 AM, October 13, 2007  
Blogger Trisha said...

I would have just took it and said, "Oh Thank God...I was about to call them and complain. My sex life was really going down hill fast!!!" And walk away all bow-legged like. :o)

9:10 AM, October 13, 2007  
Blogger Robin said...

That's awesome! LOL!

10:01 AM, October 13, 2007  
Blogger Lynda said...

Wait a sec? Your iPod vibrates now? Like a cell phone?

;)

10:43 AM, October 13, 2007  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

So when is the moving date?

1:57 PM, October 13, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

I Believe I think she was more embarrassed than I was.

Sheila Oh, I was... later that night LOL

Catch Heh. I have this cool hand held back massager, I put it on the back of the couch and lean on it with m lower back, Its awesome!

Dutch Bitch It said on their website "Discreetly packaged" though!

Not A Granny NO! Thats Coffee Abuse!

Sponge Bob It sure was! And it was a chick. Dunno how many people saw it in the back room nor what they talked about during lunch though LOL

Sheill *heh* it is, kinda

Metal Mom If she hadn't used her hand , a paper and then the thingy for electric signatures and then her hand again to cover the offending words, I might have!

Trisha Dammit! I should have!

Robin oh it is, it issss

Lynda Its an ohmibod, a vibrator that hooks up to your iPod and vibrates to the music.

Fantastagirl a know, I wonder. The neighbors put up a for sale sign on their house. Think they heard about the whole post office debacle?

2:43 PM, October 13, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

ROFLMAO!

That is AWESOME!

3:35 PM, October 13, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Santa works in mysterious way!!! Thanks for everything. It's awesome.
AT least you got a present too!! Now I don't wanna hear about how upset you are.. you shouldn't be, at least for a while.
RoxDar

4:06 PM, October 13, 2007  
Blogger Marilyn said...

Well...it must be discreat because they didn't put pictures of it in use on the outside of the package.

11:19 PM, October 13, 2007  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

lmfao! that is so fucking not cool of them!

8:22 AM, October 14, 2007  
Blogger Twisted Cinderella said...

OMG! That would be so embarressing

1:29 PM, October 14, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...

HAHAHAHA!

10:13 AM, October 15, 2007  
Blogger Tug said...

hee...I love it!

12:02 PM, October 15, 2007  
Blogger Lynda said...

I remember you blogging about it, but I was trying to come up with something else the postal workers might think of that could possibly be in the box. LOL

1:12 PM, October 15, 2007  

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