Fuckety Fuck!

Thursday, September 13, 2007

A while Back I picked up an iPod Shuffle for the husband, who promptly decided he would rather have one that plays video. We saw a commercial for it on TV and they called it the iPod Nano. So I put in a super high bid for one becuase I'm not all about the bidding wars.

My bid is high enough that you would have to be certifiable to outbid me.

Tonight I found out that the nice folks at eBay are calling the video iPod (surprise!) the iPod Video generation 5.5.

Fucking.Yay.

Here. Everyone else is doing it and I would hate to be left out. This is the town I live in. I don't know why there is a green arrow pointing to the high school. I Live under the big yellow dot. It gets annoying, always wondering if it will fall, constant shade and what not, but it makes it easy for people to find the place. "Just drive toward the big yellow dot, you can't miss it!"

Aha! Here we go.

We don't live in a big house like most of the houses shown during this meme. In fact, we don't live in a house at all. We own one the left half of a six year old duplex. It doesn't have fancy pools or non-naked Avitables', but I love it anyway.

Our house is in the yellow square. Did y'all think I exaggerated how close we lived to the in-laws? They live in that big blue square. It's not electrified, they can come and go as they please.


There. Now you know where I live AND that I am a retard! Aren't you glad you stopped by today?

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22 Comments:

Blogger Sheila said...

Wow. Did you mean to live that close to your in-laws?

11:49 PM, September 13, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

and, whats up with ebay? you overbid on something you don't want after all? is that the basic jist?

11:49 PM, September 13, 2007  
Blogger Used*to*be*me said...

My house doesn't even show up yet, it is just a big ass field of dirt.

My husband is an Ebay addict. I don't get it.

1:44 AM, September 14, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

I don't understand why you are a retard.

How do I do the meme?

3:05 AM, September 14, 2007  
Blogger Angry said...

I'm confused, which one are you selling on ebay...? the blue or the yellow house...

4:06 AM, September 14, 2007  
Blogger Not a Granny said...

At least the kids can walk to visit grandma and grandpa!! I wish I had a big yellow dot over my house. The additional shade would save on watering bills!

4:25 AM, September 14, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...

My pool's bigger than Not A Granny's!

:D

5:34 AM, September 14, 2007  
Anonymous metalmom said...

I lived next door to my sister-in-law and she lived next door to her mother and we all lived across the street from another sister and that was all 2 blocks from My mother!I am SO HAPPY to have moved!!

You're not stupid.You're blissfully unaware!

5:47 AM, September 14, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How come I never saw the yellow dot?? You give me street names to find your house, and all I had to do was find the yellow dot!!! Mean Paint really mean!!
Have an awesome weekend.
RoxDar

7:09 AM, September 14, 2007  
Blogger Nobody™ said...

That yellow dot would piss me off. I'd be outside shooting at that thing all the time hoping it would move somewhere else.

8:11 AM, September 14, 2007  
Blogger Nobody™ said...

hey, I think I know what that dot is. It's spying on you. Mr Fab probably put it there so he could stalk you. I'd be scared. Very scared.

8:11 AM, September 14, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila Actually no. The other one we looked at was closer, and had a whirl pool bath, but the laundry room was nasty!

Sheila It's not that I over bid. When i want something i don't really care about the cost, becuase I want it, ya know, but now I found out i don't actually want the nano, even tough the TV told me I did.

Used To Be Me I buy on Ebay so I can waste my pay per post money! The last time we were on google maps, our house was a built but the in laws was being built, which is cool!

Shelli Im a retard because I trusted the TV. o to avitables or Britt's or Not a granny's and they have links and stuff for the image places.

Angry no no, I am selling the kids!

NOG Heh. Not only can they walk to granny;s, the inlaws live in a n old folks compound thingy and all of the old people lurve m boys, so wen the boys are playing outside its not just me and the inlaws keeping an eye on them, its thirty other people too! Its sweet!

Avitable But her boobs are WAY nicer than yours.

MetalMom We've lived here for two years. If i had to do it all over again, I would still have closed on this house!

Rox Sorry. That was mean of me, wasn't it? Kind of like if I went and got a day job so that I was gone whenever you called, eh?

ROLF


Nobody I talked to the town hall and they said there is nothing they can do about it. Apparently they have no jurisdiction over large yellow entities.

Nobody Ohhhh! Think so? I'm going to have to walk naked past the windows more often!

8:26 AM, September 14, 2007  
Blogger Finn said...

Where's my yellow dot?

I stopped in today to let you know that, despite reports to the contrary, I am not dead. ;)

8:39 AM, September 14, 2007  
Blogger Marilyn said...

I'd be afraid to do this... not because of other bloggers, but because more customers would show up at my door at 6:00 on Sunday morning. Now they have to call and ask for dirrections. If they could find me on Google it would be bad.

8:59 AM, September 14, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I knew you were a retard. I didn't know where you lived. Until now.

9:20 AM, September 14, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, not to be picky, but those yellow and blue shapes around the houses are rectangles, not squares.
Ok, I am being picky...
--Peggy

10:38 AM, September 14, 2007  
Anonymous Jen said...

thanks for visiting my blog
and
making me aware of the problem I had with my post
appreciate it

3:09 PM, September 14, 2007  
Anonymous Angel said...

You can contact the seller of the item that you bid on and let them know that it was an honest mistake, and ask if they will allow you to retract your bid. Sometimes sellers will see that this was really just a mistake and allow it, and you get no negative feedback. I hope that helps.

5:24 PM, September 14, 2007  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Buys a carton of eggs. ;-)

7:21 PM, September 14, 2007  
Blogger Trisha said...

Wow...I have a dot over my house too! Wait...no...damn...it's the frigging black cloud of doom again. LOL. Can I have your yellow dot as you have agreed to be my mistress of the internet. No fair hogging the dot!

7:49 PM, September 14, 2007  
Blogger fear.of.landing said...

Nice to meet someone else that lives much too close to the in-laws. My mother-in-law drives by every morning and honks the horn. That happens to be the time my husband is supposed to get up in the mornings, so I love to tease him about his mommy still waking him up.

6:38 AM, September 15, 2007  
Anonymous laci said...

The new Nanos are the ones with video (I don't think they actually come out until the end of the month).

I'm totally with you on the whole eBay thing. I'm an eBayaholic. I'm not ashamed to admit it. :D Plus it's nice to sell crap around the house and earn a little extra cash.

2:27 PM, September 16, 2007  

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