Shoot Me

Saturday, September 08, 2007

  • I got a book in the mail the other day. I am half way done it. My naps keep getting in the way. So far I have been pleasantly surprised. I did not think it possible to take a bunch of old blog posts and some new stuff and make it into a readable book. In this case I am happy to be proven wrong. The book flows amazingly well! Go Buy Diesel's book. It's cheap and funny! (pee ess: Diesel didn't pay me for this, but if he is reading this I will accept penis photos in lieu of payment)

  • In the Bath today, Blue Boy learned an important lesson about having a "lets both fart and see how many bubbles we can make" contest with his three year old brother. In turn, Stuperman learned if he tries to fart long enough, something will come out.
  • I tried to read last night's post and could not understand 90% of it. Sorry about that! I'm all out of those pills, so we are good to go. - Also - we bought more chocolate pudding.
  • I put in a bid for and iPod Nano. Do all the Nano's have video capability? Along the same lines, Is it illegal to sell children to get an iPhone, and if not, Anyone need a kid?
  • I got two smile awards but I forget from who. Please, both of you, step up to the plate! I'll even bend so you can spank me for being naughty!
  • Speaking of being naughty. I want this SO bad. No really. I need it. *EDIT* ohmigawd! they take PayPal AND ship to Canada. I'm a happy, happy girl!



Blogger Sheila said...

wtf do you do with all these mp3 players? I thought you were the first to admit that you know nothing about music.

10:50 PM, September 08, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

I mean, I love you more than chocolate pudding. ;)

10:51 PM, September 08, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila LOL. Ok. Me and hte husband have iPod Shuffles. The husband would rather have one that has the ability to scroll through song titles with the bonus of having video. So i will get him a Nano. In return he will shut my seven year up by giving him the shuffle he now uses. Got that?

Sheila Hmmm. I'm not sure if I love anything more than chocolate pudding!

11:00 PM, September 08, 2007  
Blogger Sheila said...

you know, I don't have an mp3 player, and you missed my birthday. just sayin'.

11:11 PM, September 08, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Sheila I was thinking about that actually, becuase the shuffle is so damn cheap, but then KG sent you a little somthin' somethin'... Plus I was worried you would get stuck with duty fees!

11:13 PM, September 08, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

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12:20 AM, September 09, 2007  
Blogger Shelli said...

I don't get the ohmibod! I don't want it moving to music, I want it to move to MY tempo!

12:26 AM, September 09, 2007  
Anonymous Angry said...

No need to waste money on the Ohmibod thingy... you've already got the earphones, right...? well all you gotta do is insert one in the 'front' and one in the 'rear' and turn up the volume... wooooohooooo.... stereo stimulation.... and it won't damage your hearing either...

4:25 AM, September 09, 2007  
Blogger Libragirl said...

Did you see the one that works w/ your cell phone. Every time you get a call it works w/ the ring and conversation. OMG there goes talking to my parents on my cell

7:09 AM, September 09, 2007  
Blogger Not a Granny said...

Make that three I was not online for the weekend.

Off to the beach now!!

8:43 AM, September 09, 2007  
Blogger Diesel said...

Thanks, Bluepaintred! That was very nice of you. BTW, I have no idea what your real name is, so I don't have a clue how I inscribed your book. I hope it was nice. :)

9:53 AM, September 09, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Deleted Comment I never knew you, but I think we would have been the best of friends. Farewell little comment!

Shelli Dude. If it vibrates, its a gooood thing!

Angry it's never a waste when its spent on pleasure!

Libragirl I saw that! it was almost enough to make me want to get a cell phone!

Not A Granny Thank you! and can I come to the beach too?

Diesel "If I ever make it to Saskatchewan, I'm lost" It make me LOL. See I was laughing from the get go with your book!

2:26 PM, September 09, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...

Your son took a shit in the tub?

Jesus Christ. Now I know I don't want any kids.

3:51 PM, September 09, 2007  
Blogger Bluepaintred said...

Avitable Oh like you've never done it!

4:09 PM, September 09, 2007  
Blogger fear.of.landing said...

You can sell the children for the i-phone but I would just put one up for this item. You never know when some new gadget might catch your eye and then there you would be, out of kids to bargain with.

9:31 PM, September 09, 2007  
Blogger Avitable said...

Never! I'm a germaphobe.

11:24 PM, September 09, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yup I know all about the shitting in the tub with the big brother, let's just say SBW will never have a bath with KittyGirl AGAIN, LOL
And your favorite music combined with pleasure, who could go wrong with that.

11:47 PM, September 09, 2007  
Blogger Webmiztris said...

if you get that omibod, you MUST let us know what it's like!!!!

1:17 PM, September 10, 2007  
Blogger Fantastagirl said...

Note to self - never open Blue's links when kids are in the room....

Momma what's a .....

1:49 PM, September 10, 2007  
Anonymous Mrs. Angry said...

I have tried this thing and it does nothing for me... I plugged it in, I turned on my favourite music; "The Soft and Melodic Tones of the Highland Throat Singers" and the thing hardly stirred...!

Pffft... save your money and spend it on Viagra for Angry... umm I mean... well you know what I mean...

(Word Verification: hiieiggh It sounds like somebody got it to work okay...)

5:37 PM, September 10, 2007  
Blogger Diesel said...

Ah yes, I remember that one. Glad you enjoyed it. :)

11:36 AM, September 13, 2007  

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