The other night I read post about Avitable and his Manties and I haven't been able to get it out of my head since.
Now, I'm not one hundred percent sure what Manties are, but it brings to mind what we Canadians call "Tighty-Whities". Refer to the link for a photo. And let me warn you to NEVER image search "boys briefs" in Yahoo. (Google is safe enough)
Either way. I keep picturing Avitable in Tighty Whities and lemme tell you, I'm not enjoying it.
For two reasons.
Number one. Guys do not belong in little boy undies. No. Don't argue with me. You know I'm right. It's Just plain Wrong! Embrace your larger self and move up in the world. Introduce your parts to the comfort of The Boxer.
But worst of all? I am reminded of My Husbands vasecotomy whenever I think of grown men in tighty whities.
See the thing is, to make a man happy - any man, you have to admire his tubular appendage on a daily basis and must not, in any circumstance, laugh at him in his underwear.
But when the doctor told my husband to make sure he had some briefs on hand for after the surgery becuase the boys would appreciate the extra support, I had to giggle. I couldn't help it!
For some reason The Husband did not let me accompany him to the store to purchase said undies.
And when I walked into the bedroom with a fresh ice pack after his surgery and fell to the floor, tear running down my face, laughing at the sight of his butt encased in bright red Tighty whities...well lets just say he wasn't very pleased with me. For a long time.
In fact, I can assume that if he decides to read this post, he will once again be
So Avitable, and all of you guys out there under the mistaken impression that it's OK to wear Manties, Please for the love of God, switch to Boxers.
It makes for a happier marriage.
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