It Has Begun
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Stage Two of Project Polka Dot was started this evening.
It included me screaming "Your getting it on the wall" and him replying "It's paint. It goes on the fucking wall"
I suppose paint also belongs on my bed, my phone and my carpet?
Fucker.
Oh and I washed the cat today.
Now both my pussy and my meat are mad at me. :o(
Labels: I'm Important Too, Pictures
posted by Bluepaintred @ 11:52:00 PM
16 Comments:
this is effin' hilarious!
pee ess - what do the symbols down JJ's spine mean?
From you anniversary photo I got the idea that you were a redhead, but I see from the photo of you pussy that you may not be...
Painting projects...husband and wife...hmm...wow, you are brave.
That's why I pay people to paint!
That cat looks really pissed. How the hell do you wash a cat without getting clawed and/or bitten to death?
Washing a cat is so much more adventurous than washing a dog.
I should wash the local strays. Maybe they would stay out of my yard... if not they'd be clean anyway.
Don't listen if he tells you paint goes in the bed.
Sheila It says "DragonMaster"
Angry Sigh. My husband says I cannot shave the pussy even though she gets very hot in the summer time..
Not A Granny I'd rather paint with him than anyone else!
Avitable Uhg. I would nto be able to stand that. It has to be done MY way!
Shelli I feed shelter and clothe her, she would not dare scratch me.
Marilyn If you start washing them as kittens they cry and fuss, but other then that they sit still and sad in the tub.
Pee ess: the cat gets dandruff and I am allergic to her, so I wash her every month or so to get rid of some of it
That pussy looks wet, hehe
I could NEVER wash our cat. I tried clipping his nails and wrapping him in a towel again, but no luck, he jumps everytime I go near him. I'm going to have to take him into a groomer
LMFAO! Oh and I LOVE the colors!
... I'm with you on this. A pussy should, nay MUST, receive all the attention you are able to lavish on it. That includes grooming, feeding and of course much loving and very often.
Let's face it, before you know it a pussy will start looking sad and forlorn, and then it runs the risk of being rejected and unloved. And no one likes to see that happen to a once attractive, vibrant, 'life living to the full' pussy.
So I'd like to encourage you to stand proud with your pussy and next time it is clear that your pussy is suffering from the heat and lack of attention tell you husband that you are considering sending your pussy to a spa for its wellbeing and, unless he'd like to help you shave it, he will just have to learn to get along without it for a while.
:)
It's perrtey...
Ooooh, I'm so excited!! I can't wait to see how this turns out.(The walls and the paint fights!)
That cat scared the shit out of me.
I washed our cats once. I heard you can train them when they are kittens.
I almost got beheaded.
Cleaning the toilet… Oh, and the cat…
1. Lift lid on toilet and pour in 1/8 cup of animal shampoo
2. Pick up the cat and stroke it gently whilst moving towards the toilet
3. At a suitable point, pop the cat in the toilet bowl, slam the lid shut and quickly sit on it
4. The cat will automatically start the cleaning process and generate plenty of foam
5. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is having a ball
6. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the ‘Power Wash’ cycle and flush again to repeat
7. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door
8. Get off the toilet seat and, if necessary, from a safe distance open the toilet lid. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving toward the front door
9. Both the cat and the toilet are now clean
Just kidding, we have a lovely cat and this would be the last thing we'd ever think of doing to it. But I do see the funny side of it.
Post a Comment
<< Home