Do you realize how freaking exciting my life is people? Have you any idea how hard it is to cope with this level of adventure?
Today. The highlight of my day was deciding between a toasted cucumber and mayo sandwich and a slice of banana bread.
Wow. Now there's some grade fucking A blog material right there!
Maybe bullet points would help?
- Bff Kissy came over today.
- She brought a Webkinz for Rainbow Man
- That's three hours of internet I will never be able to get back.
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